#this is messsssy

[forestials]

kings

[formulaonedirection]

......I've now gone done the Norwegian princess rabbit hole because I haven't slept and saw you post and omfg that's wild

I KNOW ISNT IT CUCKOO BANANAS skdnskaoaka like how are you the daughter of the KING and you run a school on the basis that you can teach people to talk to their guardian angels 😭😭😭😭 and this is who you're marrying

[didhewinkback]

not page six with the exclusive quotes from ethan slaters ex wife

[ryiju-muunie]

broke toji and his gf start an onlyfans/make videos for phub for some extra cash to pay off their rent?

(love your work btw! <3)

U Like Magic? I Got a Wand!

18+ viewer discretion is advised

Fem!reader/Toji Fushiguro Warnings: DRABBLE, daddy kink, ball-gag, pornography/onlyfans, creampie, ahegao, wet and MESSSSSY, cumshot [breasts], nipple play, oral [male and female receiving] Word count: 638 DESC: Your boyfriend wants to make some extra money

Toji loved to fuck every part of you, and he loved doing it on camera. When he proposed the two of you start an Only Fans, you agreed and figured it would be a nice bonding moment between a healthy couple. He pounded you so well regularly, but for the camera, he always put on a bit of the show. Making you lick up his dick before he shoved it in your mouth, telling you to make more faces and whine a bit louder for Daddy. Toji loved it when you called him Daddy. It started as a marketing thing for the OF, right? But you couldn’t deny how you felt calling him your strong Daddy, and he couldn’t deny getting throbbingly aroused from hearing the words fall off your pretty little lips.

Your fans could sense you two really loved each other. And they could sense you really loved to be fucked like a good little whore. Doggy style, reverse cowgirl, sideways, you wanted him to do it all. Especially if your boyfriend got to fill you up for multiple rounds at a time and fuck his seed right back into your dripping pussy. You loved it the most when he’d initiate when you wore those tight outfits to tease him. Dropping something in front of him, and slowly bending over. Not kneeling, no, bending. Letting your breasts hang out of your tight shirt as your arms pressed them together. It was lighting a burning flame inside his lower stomach he needed quenched.

“C’mon baby…” One of Toji’s rough hands was tracing up your plush thighs, making your skin tickle as he started to play with the hem of your shorts, “Let Daddy show your fans how much he loves you…” Then he’d fuck you with his long tongue, making you cream loudly for his phone. The less-quality videos would be for a lower subscription, but they ate it up anyway. Your fans loved to see you holding the camera and watch as your boyfriend ate you out like a last meal. He always did, never getting tired of your perfect taste on his tongue, dripping from his chin. But sometimes, he’d get distracted and go in for a kiss. Knocking the camera out of your hands and sending your mouths crashing together.

Sometimes the two of you would post simple videos, make-out sessions, or him sucking on your breasts. It didn’t take long for any of those videos to turn into something more, but that didn’t need to be filmed. Your favorite was when Toji would force you onto his lap and grab your ass, digging his nails into your skin and biting your lower lip.

Mr. Zenin loved to show the world how you took him, too. He liked to record you teasing his bulge with delicate fingers, tracing his crotch as it grew and pressing down to make him let out a soft groan. Then you’d beg to take off his pants like the little whore you were, and let his dick spring out into your hands. Your blowjobs were one of the signatures of your joint OF account. How you’d grab his dick and seductively lick at the top, teasing his slit before taking him in your throat. It always felt so good your eyes started to cross as you bobbed up and down. Saliva fell from your lips around his swollen cock, as you thrust him into your mouth. He wasn’t even the one making all the noise, as you seemingly got off from mouth fucking him. Then when your boyfriend would come, it would be shots of hot cum all over your titties. Tits that you’d press together and palm just to make him hot and heavy as he came on your skin.

Safe to say, you guys were making money.

[jawbrkrs]

𝒔𝒉𝒆  𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕  𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑  the  way  her  frame  freezes  hearing  his  name  roll  off  her  husbands  lips  .  there's  an  edge  to  his  words  that  she  recognizes  ,  fully  aware  of  the  possible  turn  this  conversation  could  take  .  but  with  a  deep  breathe  ,  she  continues  her  routine  ,  shedding  her  jacket  to  hand  it  over  to  him  .  "  I  know  of  him  .  "  she  corrects  ,  with  a  shrug  heading  straight  to  kitchen  .  this  conversation  could  only  be  had  with  a  glass  of  red  wine  in  hand  .  "  He  was  brought  in  to  teach  some  of  the  advanced  classes  .  "  she  offers  ,  her  words  as  carefully  measured  as  the  wine  she  pours  ,  watching  the  purple  liquid  dance  and  swirl  ,  painting  the  glass  .  "  it's  either  color  theory  or  modern  art  .  "  she  strategically  omits  the  detail  that  she  knows  the  exact  course  number  ,  and  the  inconvenient  fact  that  he's  asked  her  out  twice  this  week  .  her  gaze  remains  fixed  on  the  swirling  wine  ,  avoiding  his  eyes  as  if  they  were  twin  suns  too  bright  to  bear  .   "  since  when  did  you  develop  such  an  interest  in  my  colleagues  ?  "  her  hip  found  a  resting  place  against  the  counter  ,  one  arm  folded  defensively  across  her  chest  .  "  I  can't  remember  the  last  time  even  asked  me  how  work  was  ?  "  voice  tinged  with  an  exasperated  sigh  ,  as  the  bitter  wine  kisses  her  lips  .

                             « so       . . .       ben       ,       was       it       ? »       a strike of jealousy pierces through him as he vocalizes the itch that's been pricking uncomfortably right below the surface , which could only be ignored until it couldn't ⎯⎯⎯ almost       embarrassing       the       way       he       pretends       not       to       be       certain       of       his       name       as       he       drapes       his       coat       over       a       hanger       ;       as       if       it       ,       along       with       the       younger       man's       face       ,       hasn't       been uncomfortably       etched       into       the back of his       brain       ever       since       being       introduced       two       hours       prior       ,       the       moment       playing       on a       loop       at       the       back       of       his       head       like       a       broken       record       .       « seemed       very       impressed       with       your       work       .       couldn't stop talking about it , » he dares to comment , accompanied by a dry chuckle , though void of any heartfelt humor as he reaches out for her jacket as well . « you       two       know       each       other       well       ? » / @jawbrkrs !

[hatelangdon]

Modern day! Post death! Tate headcanons

(For my own joy we're gonna pretend he didn't do any of the bad stuff he just has deep seeded mommy issues)

Drabble bc I was bored ~ Warnings (talks of stabbing briefly )

- He is a music elitist through and through. He's definitely the "name 5 songs 🤓☝🏻" guy if he sees you wearing a band shirt.

- secret swiftie, we all know he would cry to mirrorball & right where you left me, especially if you have the songs on vinyl. He'd listen over and over in your room while you're not with him.

- he literally doesn't need water, yet he's always drinking from your water bottle/Stanley cup. He loves it

"It's our emotional support water bottle"

- he also doesn't need to eat but guess who's always asking for "a little sweet treat" when you go out? 🤨

- back to music, he loves tvgirl, Alex g, & the 1975. He thinks that makes him so special 🙄

- he always claims that his stomach hurts because he wants to be held and coddled by you.

-if he actually does get sick, he'll start whining for his mother if he gets delirious enough. She was always sweet to him when he didn't feel good. You know not to get her though, it never ends well.

- he's very very touchy and very very sensitive and petty. If you push him away he will put a knife through his own heart just to scare you (he's fine the next day)

- the world's biggest crybaby, needs constant reassurance that you love him, he's comforted by your presence.

- Tate would love those Lego flower kits, he'd want to help you put them together.

- even though he is dead he appreciates the sentiment when you celebrate his birthday, he doesn't like counting the years but if you just bring him a cupcake or make him birthday pancakes with a few candles, it will make him feel loved.

- he's very sleepy, despite being a ghost. He recently discovered weighted blankets and he is constantly going in and out of consciousness

- this is not new info but he is always the little spoon. You could be napping on the couch by yourself and somehow he has ended up in your arms or on top of you.

- he still harbors a lot of trauma, please just listen to him and comfort him and don't open the door for Constance.

- for someone stuck in a house all day you think he'd straighten up, but no. He is messsssy there's sweaters, books, and other things thrown around the room by the end of the day

- he spends all day writing, drawing, and listening to music. He likes to leave his writing in places around the house for you to randomly find.

- scratching him behind the ears and rubbing his face with your thumb is the key to helping him when he's having a bad time.

***I forgot to add this but Tate would also love lil peep with 0 shame despite him thinking the "90's was the best era of music 🤓☝🏻", some of his songs are so Tate coded.

he'd be the biggest stan, he's probably his favorite modern artist.

[queer-obsession]

thinking about reader who's baby daddy is Dabi, but now she's dating Hawks and shit is messsssy

[throughmyselfandback]

Buck has 300 aprons because he is messsssy

[ariestrxsh]

omfg there’s so much shit going on rn 😭. me and my ex bf broke up like 3 months ago and i just recently started talking to his bsf and he’s like wayyy nicer and hotter than my ex. anyway, the guy im talking with now is a scary person at hhn, so im going on the 26th to see him. the bad thing about that is that my ex is GOING WITH ME😭😭😭. he kinda invited himself and when we were together, he was rly excited when he found out that his bsf was gonna be working there, so i couldn’t say no. so now im going to hhn, one on one with my ex boyfriend, to see the guy im currently talking to, who happens to be his bsf 😭

(also, can i be 🦈 anon? ilysm 🩷)

Hahaha messsssy. I'm so sorry, but that emoji is already taken. 💖

[bridgertonopinions]

Is it true that Luke T was messing with Bessie before him and Harriet? 👀

If that’s true that is messsssy

I will say though Luke T had wild sexual chemistry with the whole cast

[jjsanguine]

@cryingatships post just made Pisaeng click for me.

It makes SO much sense that Pisaeng is a "pastors son." In my social circle of working class Nigerians the parental occupation that produces these character traits is usually pastors (Christian ministers), but it could be anything. Politicians, showbiz parents, headteachers, whatever, it just boils down to the same ingredients:

Social capital: high,

Charisma, high.

Money, high.

Ambition, through the roof.

Image control, vice. like.

I could have ended up like this but my parents stopped having money too early in my life. Only time it's paid to be poor Imao.

With parents like that you end up with someone who is charismatic, with a fake smile that's very very convincing because they use it more than their real one. Even if they aren't conventionally attractive they never have a hair out of place. Most important, it takes a lot a lot for them to lose control. But when they do? Hai god.

But that's in their adolescence. Of course, they will fail earlier if the parent lacks in one of your key ingredients, like having ambition but enough competence to realise it. But if not, in adulthood you get 1 of 3 outcomes.

Someone so suited to be another "pastor" it's like they were designed in a lab.

Someone who goes off the rails and crashes, hard.

Someone who goes onto a different, healthier path.

Pisaeng looks like he's headed for option 3 but sometimes, oftentimes actually, you have to go through option 2 to get there. And option 2 is always messsssy.

[letstalkhockey]

Daniella literally deletes the comments on her ig that prove Vince is trash 😭 Like why is she subjecting herself to be treated like shit. She needs to pack it up and not tolerate Vince's attitude fr

Seriously.😭

If I was her let’s just say i would’ve been out of that relationship long ago. I heard about her deleting comments and had to check for myself, let’s just say that’s true. But I totally agree. This situation is messsssy.

[hearty-an0n]

simon benoit is messsssy

[she-walked-away]

I feel like the Joss cheating thing may implode when it comes out that Britt died protecting her and Dex rescued them at the docks. It’s going to get messsssy - which makes it even more fun to watch, lol.

I do think Spencer would rightfully drag her- Cam too, but I also can see Trina dragging her too. Joss is her best friend BUT also, Cam is her other one and they literally know nothing about Dex in theory and they all grew up with Cameron. Also the fact that she got mad at Cam for hiding Spencer’s secret and then is now keeping an even bigger one for weeks before they broke up.  

I could care less about the cheating, but it’s the cheating high horse she snarks at Sonny and Nina for that I hope she gets drug more for. 

[belong2m3]

i just woke up and read through all your new posts and now i’m a little worked and i have to go back to work today :( it’s gonna be hard going all day thinking about you and not being able to do anything about it, mommy :(

- 🐚 (to make things easier. also this is notifications anon :))

oh no, darling. how are you gonna manage that when i'm gonna keep you distracted blowing up your phone with post notifications, making it vibrate how you wish something else was vibrating against you? you're gonna have a messsssy day at work. might have to sneak off to the toilets to check my blog a few times... :)

[rudeteens]

Marina from the L word, that woman is so messsssy