#this is literally all my self ships. im the one rizzing

[sparklings-husband]

which one is you and which one is your f/o

[hiseternalmayfly]

HI your ship with vash is cute but i honestly barely know anything abt it / him ... so why don’t you tell me more about it !! like:

what was the first date like?

what initially drew you to him?

how’s he like, as a partner? love languages, is he shy with romance? :3

or literally anything that comes to your mind i just think you and your f/os r the cutest yes

ROLLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR CRYING AND SHAKING THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKING DUDE YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER

First date? Horrible but in a fantastic way! First off, he's using the WORST pick up lines alive but my favorite thing about him is just HOW BAD his rizz is, this man has 0 rizz but thinks he has it all. Secondly, as soon as we step out in public, of course someone INSTANTLY recognizes him as Vash the Stampede and everyones like "GET HIS 60 BILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY" so there we are....running because an entire town wants him dead. He's fast as hell and I'm not sure im sure he has to carry me while he runs away crying pathetically, and ofc once we are safe he's apologizing profusely but I just man...that was awesome as shit

2) Im going to answer this as how I got into Vash. It was actually my boyfriend who for YEARS begged our friend group to watch trigun. Once we started dating we made a deal to watch each others favorite animes, so I agreed to watch trigun. Vash's story is...horrible. He's not human, and the mother who took him in sacrificed herself to save not only him and his brother, but other people as well. Not even over her death, Vash's brother (Knives) tells him HES the one who caused the ships to crash because he wanted to kill all the humans. Vash has guilt that eats him alive, but he still smiles and tries to make people happy. He's literally wanted dead or alive for 60 billion dollars and he still REFUSES to kill a single person, and he doesn't really like having to shoot them either. I just...felt for him. Like he absolutely didn't deserve any of the shit that happened to him. If you have a sec...read his wiki cause his story just gets WORSE AND WORSE

3) Vash is TOTALLY a mixture. He thinks he's the best flirt in the world (canonly he's known as a "womanizer") but when you return his flirts he gets shy and nervous and blushes and he stutters a bit. He LOOOOOOOOOOVES physical touch. He's very very very self conscious about the massive amount of scars on his body, but I wouldn't judge him for it at all (as someone with many many scars as well). He's sort of like a puppy, he's very affectionate, whines when you have to break away from a hug or a cuddle, and makes sure to kiss you EVERYTIME before he leaves........