#this is like 80% trimax hcs tbh

[firethekitty]

miscellaneous wolfwood headcanons

mixed latino/japanese

exactly two centimeters shorter than vash and is eternally pissed off about it

likes birds, would enjoy bird-watching if he had the opportunity to

has OCD and really bad intrusive thoughts

gay and demisexual but doesn’t fully understand/care about what that means

NO rizz no swag no pull. extremely inexperienced in the romance and sex department

his go-to stims are Leg Bounce and Chew

a morning person against his will

loves to TELL puns but if anyone else says a pun he’ll beat them to death

actually the only other person who can tell puns is milly. everyone else is getting the boot

good cook

prone to jealousy even if he knows it’s irrational

his main love language is quality time—really enjoys just sitting quietly with people he cares about

he also likes giving/receiving physical touch but only with people he’s really really close to

has no idea when his birthday is

the best thing he ever heard was a 300+ year old ABBA song drifting faintly through a rundown bar on the outskirts of december. no one ever had a good answer for “y'know the name of the tune that goes like “lay olive on me”? somethin’ about olives?”