#this is kinda nothing and i cheated a little bit but ehhhh

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got another good color palette ^^

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PLL The Perfectionists - 1x01 Pilot LIVE REACTION

WE ARE BACK!!!!

Ok I’m gonna do what I was doing for PLL where I react as I watch. But before I copy and paste the live reaction, I want to give my quick overview. That was by far a 10/10. That achieved everything a pilot should achieve. It introduced us to the characters, each of their stories, and the relationships each character has with one another. It set the overall tone, that this is a murder mystery with twists and turns to come. It established what the show is about. And it had occasional small shocks (I say small because there’s only so much that can be shocking in a pilot when everything is brand new). This was exponentially darker than the PLL pilot and for that I’m so grateful. We are cutting the high school airy-fairy (is that word used outside of Australia?) drama and going straight to scandals and a murder. I’m scared to see the ratings tomorrow because I want it to do well but hey it was trending worldwide on Twitter so that’s a good sign!? The show looks SO promising. I think I’m already in love with the cast. I just want to know more about everything and everyone and omg we are back!

LIVE THOUGHTS:

Love this intro! It sets the scene very well about the whole theme of perfectionism.

WAIT IS DYLAN PLAYING POKERFACE BY LADY GAGA HAHAHAHAHA

Okay sorry but that song ain’t it (“two can keep a secret if one of them is dead”). Why does it sound like an auto tuned choir? I’m happy for change. I actually don’t want the exact same version as the original series. But this one ain’t it. Is it too late to change it???

Wait, why is Alison walking around her new apartment like she’s walking around Jenna’s school for the blind in 710? If she lived 2 years of happiness and freedom of A, there’s no need to be so sceptical of danger every time you walk into a room. Anyway, doesn’t really matter.

Just the backing music throughout the scene is very PLL-esque! Yes, there is such thing as PLL backing music. And this is it.

Mona making a grand entrance!

I feel like Ali’s reaction to seeing Mona was a bit... underwhelming? If they haven’t seen each other in 2 years I expected a bit more of an “OMG”, and a “how did you get in my apartment”, etc. But they go straight to the point and cut the fluff so I don’t mind overall.

Mona recruited Ali. I knew it. And she works at BHU, we already knew that.

Emison is having trust issues. But she wants to do this for the kids. Ok I expected more detail there to satisfy the Emison shippers but whatever, I won’t cry at night.

Ok so Mary and Alex escaped Mona’s “dungeon”. That’s fine by me. Maybe that’ll be the storyline for a PLL movie later, who knows. It’s quite a vague answer but what did we expect... Mona to ADMIT to Ali that she captured her aunt? No. Mona could never explicitly say to Ali what she did. Hence the subtle pause before “... escaped me”. Only us the audience know the true meaning of that and I love how subtle yet meaningful it is.

Why do I feel like this security system is gonna play a massive toll throughout the entire series?

Loved the little Easter egg of seeing Mona, and Mona in the mirror (2 Mona’s). A subtle symbol/reference to her split personality in PLL.

I LOVED the scene of Ali teaching in the classroom! I got How To Get Away With Murder vibes...

Remember when we all thought Taylor’s death would be the main death of the show because of that memorial with her name on it... lol. Okay I’m calling it now... come back to this in the apparently mind blowing season 1 finale... Taylor isn’t really dead WE HAVENT TECHNICALLY SEEN A BODY

Love the complicated friendships going on between Dylan, Nolan, Ava, Caitlin! There’s a lot going on about faking being friends and faking tasks to uphold the image of being perfect. I love this theme and I feel like it’s super relevant to today’s world. Like especially social media. Everyone’s instagrams are always filled of their highs. And they’re mostly edited. No one ever posts/shares their low moments.

So no one knows of Ali’s past. Hmmm. We’ve had this discussion before, I don’t think it’s realistic that no one knows the name Alison DiLaurentis - surely that was on national news when “dead girl isn’t dead anymore” made headlines. But anyway. If they wanna pretend no one watches the news, it wouldn’t be the most unrealistic thing PLL has done.

Is Dylan the gay male character Marlene said she was going to introduce in PLL season 5B? Lmao about time.

WOW that flashback of Caitlin and Nolan just gave me PLL season 1 Alison flashback vibes! Nolan plays the bad manipulative guy so well just like Ali played the bully so well in flashbacks!

Two moms don’t make a right hahahaha who wrote that

Sofia looks FLAWLESS in the pool scene OH MY GODDD. AND her voice is so soothing what the hell

Love how the first scene of Nolan’s mother shows her standing on top of the staircase and the camera panning up. Great directing there. Showing she’ll be like a supreme leader. And then the camera being over her shoulders looking down on Nolan. Again great camera work which conveys the message that she is the boss of this town. I think she’ll be our new Jessica DiLaurentis lol

“I’d like some time for myself” ... “to do what?” OUCH why is that so iconic

Eli is... doing great. He comes across very confident. A star in the making?

Love the cinematography period. And Portland is beautiful!! Better than the Warner Bros lot.

Omg Nolan’s mother gathering “attractive” people for her photo op. Lol, they really are big on presenting a perfect image.

“You saw somebody else” NO CAITLIN, ALISON SAW YOU wow these kids will adamantly lie to uphold perfectionism. I keep saying that but I just love this theme!!!

“I know a little bit about manipulation” hahahahaha Ali

Omg Ali is so good at learning their lies. Of course she is, she’s had years of practice

The woods, Nolan? Nothing good ever happens in the woods.

Lol when Nolan tells Dylan to “kiss me” and Dylan actually contemplates it (and does it). That’s the type of power Nolan has over people.

I love how Ali is trying to help them! I can see a bond eventually forming here.

This scene where Nolan cheats on Ava isn’t shocking since they unfortunately shared it in the promos but hey a douche is a douche.

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IT’S TAYLOR WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOVE

OK I KNOW I GUESSED ALEX DRAKE BUT THIS IS A NEW RECORD FOR FASTEST THEORY TO COME TRUE

Well it wasn’t really a theory I was just joking that she’s not really dead because we didn’t see a body but still do I get a point? Lmao

Nonetheless that shocked me! I love that they’re trying to take down their own family, that’s so dark and it’s only episode 1!

Yes Alison is already getting suspicious. Solve this one please Ali

Sorry I put my phone down during that scene in the woods. I just knew it would be juicy and I wanted to immerse in it properly. I frickin adore this scene. It’s creepy in tone, set in the woods like classic PLL, they’re referring to Ali like a friend and my PLL heart is content, and this is the first time they’re all bonding over one thing: wanting Nolan dead. This is probably my favourite scene in the whole episode.

So I’m guessing the vibes are that they were being recorded in the woods about how they want Nolan to be killed? But didn’t Nolan turn off the security?

Mona gets in her car and chucks a big bag in the back seat. Where was she and what was in the baggggg

Ok that was a bit dramatic Ali (“why am I really here”)

Lol I had to rewatch that for a sec. I thought Ali said “and his dead sister who I just saw pick him up” and I was like wait what Ali knows Taylor’s alive??? No, “dead sister who I just saw a picture of”.

OH MY GOD WHAT A MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!! THAT SCENE WHERE THE 3 OF THEM ARE WALKING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER... NOLAN’S BODY SHOULD’VE FALLEN TO THE GROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM RIGHT THERE! That would’ve been iconic. Like “oh well we were just kidding about all that, good night xx” then nope bam dead body. But I guess he had to die with poles through his chest as Caitlin said.

Oh Marlene. That’s a LOT of dialogue for a death scene. I hope you can back up and explain what Nolan is talking about before he died. Don’t you dare tell me that was an interpretative dream. Again that’s a lot of dialogue for a death scene. You better know who that killer is Marlene! Don’t make it up the day you write the finale!

I don’t like how we didn’t see Nolan ACTUALLY be killed. They play it safe because they don’t want to show us the killer in action. they basically copied the format of Mona’s “death”. Just change the scene to a flashing ambulance with a lame transition lol.

Another missed opportunity. Mona should’ve said to Ali “they found a body”! That would’ve been iconic in every way possible. First it was Ali’s body now Ali is finding a body and hearing the news and ugh oh well

My god that’s a violent death. And pretty early in the series for a Noel-Khan-level death. Too bad the photos leaked online and we knew that Nolan would not only die, but die like THAT. Those extras/fillers on set really should get charged for having their phones on them and leaking shit. Isn’t there copyright laws or something???? idk

Ummmmmm what? What kind of sci-fi, dollhouse level bullshit is that? That’s kinda over the top. Ehhhh. We’ll see where that goes.

My brain right now instantly got to thinking if Nolan’s murderer will be the “A” of the series or if the killer will just be the main mystery for season 1? Is “who killed Nolan” going to be the overarching story of the entire show or will they answer that sooner rather than later and then start a new mystery? I wonder what the format of this show will be. That’s where my mind is right now as the credits play.

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i’m bored i’m sorry ily guys

1. Last kiss: my boyfriend a little bit ago when he went to bed

2. Last phone call: boyfriend earlier tonight when he was on his way home from work

3. Last text message: boyfriend

4. Last song you listened to: ordinary by ricky dillon ahaha i love

5. Last time you cried: yesterday probably

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: sadly

7. Been cheated on: too many times

8. Self harmed: yes

9. Lost someone special: oh yes

10. Been depressed: yes

11. Been drunk and threw up: definitely

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex: yes

13. How many people have you had sex with this year? one

15. Made a new friend: yes

17. Laughed until you cried: uhh i don’t think so but possibly

18. Met someone who changed you: not this year but last (’:

19. Found out who your true friends were: yeah

20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah 

21. What did you do for your last Birthday: i didn’t do much, was at the tattoo shop all day hanging out, and then packed and got ready to move outta state lmao, was still a good day

22. What time did you wake up today: like 10 am

23. Name something you CANNOT wait for: to buy my own car, to finally start makin money again

24. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time: uhhhh never

25. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: nothing really anymore tbh

26. What are you listening to right now:  catfish 

27. When is the last time you had sex? about an hour and a half ago maybe 

28. Who’s getting on your nerves right now: won’t name names but ... a couple people

29. Most visited webpage: social media -- facebook or tumblr, webpage -- sims 4 cheats 

30. Favorite colour: black, red and light pink

31. Nicknames: steph and stephie (steffie) from friends -- baby, babes, babygirl, princess, kitten from boyfriend -- stephunky monkey from some family and fifi from younger nieces and nephews (’: 

32. Relationship Status: takennnn

33. Zodiac sign: libra

34. Male or female: female

35. Primary school: i went to a couple

36. Secondary School: again ^^

37. High school/college: portage and then an online

38. Eye color: blue

39. Height: 5’2ish

40. Do you have a crush on someone: yeah, my boyfriend

41. What do you like about yourself: ehhh i mean i’m nice sometimes and i like my eye color

42. Piercings: just my ears stretched and septum, i’ve had my nose, tongue, belly button, nipples, spider bites, vertical labret and medusa tho

43. Tattoos: like 28 or 29 i think

44. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS:

45. First piercing: tongue

46. First best friend: idk i think his name was zack

47. First hookup: idk

48. First Bestfriend: uh ^^

RIGHT NOW:

49. Eating: nothing but i’m kinda hungry

50. Drinking:  going back and forth, i have water and ginger ale

51. I’m about to: possibly go to bed, idk tho

52. Listening to:  catfish

53. Waiting for: to buy my own car and start makin money again

YOUR FUTURE:

54. Want kids? nope

55. Get married? definitely

56. Career: i’m not sure completely yet

WHICH IS BETTER:

57. Lips or eyes: eyes

58. Hugs or kisses: bothhh

59. Shorter or taller: taller

60. Older or Younger: doesn’t matter

61. Romantic or spontaneous: either

62. Nice stomach or nice arms: doesn’t matter

63. Sensitive or loud: idc

64. Hook-up or relationship: relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

65. Kissed a stranger: yes

66. Drank hard liquor: yes

67. Lost glasses/contacts: no

68. Had sex: yes

69. Broken someone’s heart: yeah

70. Been arrested: no

71. Turned someone down: yeah

72. Cried when someone died: yes

73. Fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

74. Yourself: sometimes

75. Miracles: depends

76. Love at first sight: ehhhh

77. Heaven: yes

78. Santa Clause: no

79. Kiss on the first date: doesn’t matter to me

80. Angels: uh

81. How would you label yourself? idk??

82. Someone You Pray Everyday For: ...

83. Did you sing today: no

84. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About: they can all smd

85. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? i wouldn’t

86. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For: idk

87. Are you afraid of falling in love? no, i’m in love

88. Do you like the way you look?: nopeeee

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1-150

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

Francesca

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Pretty shy generally

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My coworker tomorrow, he just got back from hip surgery and I’ve been worried lmao

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I can be, but I know I can flip like a switch on some people.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Probably not.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

People who are kind of jerks, or have a kind of mean personality. I also love people who are witty, and make it easy to keep a conversation going tbh.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

I don’t know things are kinda rough rn lmao

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

This guy named Jeremy 

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Kinda

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Jeremy

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

I was kinda drunk, but I was talking about how I’m very confused

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Help - Blackbear, Guillotine - Jon Bellion, The Good In Me - Jon Bellion, Tear In My Heart - twenty one pilots, I Needed You - Blackbear (I’ve been fixated on blackbear lately)

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yeah, but only from certain people

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Yeah lmAO

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I got to march in the gay pride parade

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yeah I would

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

There has to be. We definitely are not the only ones out here man omg

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Nope

19. Do you like bubble baths?

ehhhh nah

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Wouldn’t know, never met them. It’s been 16 years. Not gonna do it now.

21. What are you bad habits?

Drinking, pushing people away before they get a chance to get close, getting anxious and clinging to people while also not letting them help me lmfao

22. Where would you like to travel?

I wanna go to Sicily one day to see part of my family!

23. Do you have trust issues?

Y e s. sorry

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Wandering around by myself after work for a couple hours

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Jawline. Like. My neck. The little part between your chin and neck. I hate it.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Kind of sit there and boot for a second, then check my phone

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I think I’m fine with my skin lmao

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My cousin, the age difference prevents me from really relating though. But she’s one of the only people that I feel safe around rn.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Yep.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Nope

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

n o 

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

None because I’m uncomfortable with sex LOL

33. Spell your name with your chin.

e,l,l,kioigt

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

I don’t participate in sports anymore. But I used to be on a competitive crew team.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

I would rather live without tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yes, many times

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I usually break that by doing something stupid or blurting out something stupid because awkward silences are uncomfortable

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Pretty sure I’ve answered this before, but my answer is definitely changed since then. My dream person would be someone who’s there for me. Not leave me on read, reassure me when I start getting anxious, not see only my mental illness. Go on adventures with me, hold my hand a lot and be down for cuddling whenever.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Target, hot topic (y EAH FUCKING FIGHT ME I LIKE THE T SHIRTS), zumiez, and tj maxx

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I’ve already been through it. But, I still don’t know. I’m trying to find my way the best I can.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Fuck no.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

If I’m being extremely quiet in person that’s pretty normal it’s more my facial expression while I’m being quiet that gives anything away. If it’s texting and I’m not seeking you out or not answering you should probably be concerned.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Sometimes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer space, the ocean is cool too but fuck the bottom hell no

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Either anxiety about my mom or I have to go to my job

46. What are you paranoid about?

Trusting others, being alone, certain people in my life, me

47. Have you ever been high?

Yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

I really don’t fucking care at this point, but I guess. I did a big bad thing earlier today.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Red

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Yes

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

My personality

53. Favourite makeup brand?

None lmao

54. Favourite store?

This pet store that’s kinda close to my house

55. Favourite blog?

@humiliated B)

56. Favourite colour?

My hair color, multiple types of greens and blues are my faves. I don’t really have a favorite 

57. Favourite food? 

cherry poptarts

58. Last thing you ate?

cherry poptarts

59. First thing you ate this morning?

nothing

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I don’t remember what I wrote last time but I don’t think it was anything

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Almost was expelled from my mom being an asshole and telling the school that I was a ‘ticking time bomb,’ they took it very seriously

62. Been arrested? For what?

Nope

63. Ever been in love? 

Yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

It was with a boy and it was gross

65. Are you hungry right now?

no, I actually kinda feel sick

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

This is a bad question. I love all of my friends equally. 

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

Azalea, Daria, Gianna

71. Craving something? What?

Affection, feeling wanted

72. What colour are your towels?

White.. With patches of green dye lmao

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

six

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

no, unless my dinosaur shaped pillow counts?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Around 15 or more idk

75. Favourite animal?

Mantis shrimp. I get really excited about those fuckers for some reason.

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black, and covered in pokemon

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Green tea

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Light blue

80. What colour pants?

Blue

81. Favourite tv show?

BoJack Horseman

82. Favourite movie?

Ig zootopia

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Janis Ian

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

The turtle

87. First person you talked to today?

Francesca

88. Last person you talked to today?

Daria

89. Name a person you hate?

Jeremy

90. Name a person you love?

Nobody

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Yes

92. In a fight with someone?

Yes

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

3 pairs

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

13

95. Last movie you watched?

The Babadook

96. Favourite actress?

None

97. Favourite actor?

None

98. Do you tan a lot?

No

99. Have any pets?

Yeah I have a lot of pets lmao

100. How are you feeling?

Really bad now tbh

101. Do you type fast?

Depends on how I’m feeling

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Yes. Many things.

103. Can you spell well?

I do if I’m not intoxicated or anxious

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah 

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Nope

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

I guess

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes

108. What should you be doing?

Making amends

109. Is something irritating you right now?

YEP

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Mhm

111. Do you have trust issues?

Y e s. This was answered earlier on wtf

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I don’t really cry in front of people. I can’t remember. Probably Marielle. That was almost a year ago.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Samsam

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yes

115. Do you play the Wii?

Not anymore

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yeah, listening to blackbear

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Not really tbh

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Yes I love chinese food

119. Favourite book?

Perks of being a wallflower

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

A little bit

121. Are you mean?

As of lately, yeah

122. Is cheating ever okay?

It’s never okay to do that.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Hell nO LMAO

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No

125. Do you believe in true love?

I’m not sure

126. Are you currently bored?

No

127. What makes you happy?

Not much. 

128. Would you change your name?

Yeah, I’m currently trying to 

129. What your zodiac sign?

Sagittarius 

130. Do you like subway?

Eh

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Give it a go, whatever.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Wtf more double questions. But Jeremy.

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

‘I’ve been going to sleep with my head fucking pounding, ow’

It’s fucking relatable okay

134. Can you count to one million?

Probably

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

“Yeah I’m not drunk I swear.”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed

137. How tall are you?

5′2

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Straight

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter

141. Night or Day?

Night

142. Favourite month?

October

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Fuck no

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Dark

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee

146. Was today a good day?

No

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote?

Well, you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you. You were born broken, that’s your birthright. There’s no cure for that. -BoJacks mother Beatrice

Kinda just hits home lmao

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

I’ve answered this like 4 times. Yes.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

A skin of seaweed had washed up on the rocks and jumped with sea lice.

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friday, june 9th, 2017.  → camille’s surprise interview on “exes in hollywood.”  feat. dave escamilla.

after being surprised with an interview on her love live, camille was told to stay in the room where management brought in one of her exes, dave, to ask them about their relationship.

interviewer: i think by now you both know what’s going on, let’s just get right into it. when did you two date? and when did you break up?

dave: I think it was 2012? I don’t remember in all honesty. It wasn’t a very long time though, I remember that. I think it was around 8 months? camille: i don’t remember the exact dates, i had to be drunk the entire time to tolerate him so it’s all a blur but 8 months sounds about right.

wow that’s… interesting. 8 months is still a bit of time. both of you, in your own words: why did you break up

d: Her answer is why we broke up. She’s a bitch, do you blame me for breaking up with her? c: we broke up because he fucking cheated on me but call me names all you want. one question in and he’s already showing his true colours. d: You started it! You’re the one that said you needed to be drunk to tolerate me c :a fucking joke! d: sure jand c: suck a dick d: Why don’t you go suck a dick? Seems like that’s what you’re good at c: well the only dick in this room i can see is you and i’d rather die than put my pretty mouth anywhere near you

i’m afraid to ask, what’s your relationship like now?

c: he’s jealous that his new girl would rather sleep next to me d: I avoid her like the plague but that’s not easy to do when she’s out here trying to make me jealous sleeping around with my other ex c: nah, you don’t avoid me. if you did who would you blame for all your other failed relationships? he thinks everything’s my fault. d: Everything /is/ your fault. Julia wouldn’t have ghosted me if you kept your hoe mouth shut c: i sent her screenshots of what YOU said. YOU said it. not me. that’s your own fucking fault. **d: **YOU sent the screen shots. ever heard of privacy? c: ever heard of don’t try to disrespect women and expect they wont find out **d: **ever heard of staying in your god damn lane? c: no? what’s that? d: I rest my case

uh huh.. anyway. were you in love with each other? or with the person you thought each other was?

**d: **I don’t see how I could have ever been in love with her. I was probably just in love with the sex and being high enough to tolerate her existence and annoying voice **c: **shut the fuck up. no, definitely not. i just wanted dick. d: If you only wanted dick, why did it hurt when I cheated? c: shut up. **d: **when she knows she had feelings for you but doesn’t want to admit it, cute c: after eight months you didn’t have any feelings for me? okay dave d: I thought I did but maybe it was reflux or heart burn. Maybe I should go see a doctor about it c: yeah, maybe you should go see a therapist **d: **I already do. Thanks for trying though, sweetheart

did you honestly give the relationship all you had?

d: No but I guess I didn’t want to at the time. I moved on to better things that I actually did want to invest time into c: nope

while you were dating, did you have any plans for the future? what were they?

**c: **nah, dave isn’t the kind of man that you can have a future with. d: future plans were to lay down on a highway and hope for an 18 wheeler c: you should go do that right now d: i’d love to but my dog needs med **c: **that poor dog d: are you talking about yourself? Cause Stella loves me unconditionally and isn’t suffering c: did you just call me a dog? d: Did I stutter? **c: **you’re so funny d: One of us had to be the comedic relief and it wasn’t gonna be youd **c: **yeah, that’s really all you’re good for **d: **what a sweet little girl c: yeah, that’s me

uh huh… in general, should being with someone ever be incessantly hard? should it always be hard work?

**c: **no. if it’s always hard, it’s not right. d: hahahahaaha well…some things are right if they’re always hard. your relationship shouldn’t be. if both are hard? good luck

how would you feel about your sibling, parent, or best friend going through a break up/relationship like yours?

d: I wouldn’t wish this upon anyone I knew. Break ups suck and with people like Lucifer over here, they’re hell. I wouldn’t let the person I cared about get into this mess in the first place though, so there’s that.dave  c: you’re an idiot. i agree, though. dave has tried to get with plenty of my friends and i’ve done my best to keep them away from him to make sure none of them have to go through this d: You didn’t do too well with Bebe though, did you? c: well she isn’t with you now, is she? so i didn’t do too fucking bad d: Don’t you have somewhere else to be right now? c: anywhere would we better than here but there’s this thing called professionalism and that entails not walking out on an interview d: I knda wish you would just walk out c: if that’s what you want then maybe you should go d: I’m not going anywhere until this interview is done

in that case, what have you learned from the relationship? how about the breakup?

d: I learned that girls like Camille are hard to please and not to be tempted by a nice body. The breakup was a mess and I guess the moral is don’t cheat but the aftermath of this shows that you shouldn’t date a bitch in the first place c: do you even hear yourself? d: I stopped listening to myself a couple of weeks ago c: lucky you d: Thanks. I’ve been dead inside for even longer than that but this isn’t an interview on my current state of being 

no it isn’t…did you honestly expressed what it is that you want without trying to hide your vulnerability? or without judging or blaming your partner?

c: i’m not a very judgemental person, i’ve been through too much for that. i tried to accept him for everything about him but that was before i knew what an asshole he was. i didn’t care that he wasn’t a bad person, i only cared that he treated me like shit. as for the vulnerability thing, probably not. i don’t like letting people know when i’m vulnerable, especially not someone who i know will take advantage of it like he would have. d: I feel like I’m not a judgemental person either. I just know what I want and go to lengths to get what I want. I’m not blaming our shit relationship on her because it’s obvious I was in the wrong with it. Everything that’s happened afterwards is just her getting revenge…so I guess I do still blame her for other things, just not our relationship ending c: i’m not trying to get revenge on you, dave. YOU’RE doing shitty things. i’m just making sure everyone knows. d: Why do you even CARE WHO I DO “SHITTY” THINGS TO? NONE OF MY LIFE CONCERNS YOU ANYMORE c: BECAUSE THEYRE MY FRIENDS AND I DONT WANT YOU TO HURT THEM THE WAY YOU HURT ME d: STOP YELLING YOU’RE SCARING THE INTERN

i’m fine. do you feel as though your ex tends to drudge up old resentments during arguments?

d; I mean. This entire interview has been her bringing up old shit that’s happened so…yeah **c: **if you think this is resentment then you’re just as dumb as you look. d: Why wouldn’t you resent me after all I did to you? c: i’ve had more terrible things happen to me in my life than you can imagine, i don’t have any room in my heart for unnecessary resentment or to hold onto things that don’t matter anymore. d: Fine. Whatever. I don’t care what you have to say

clearly this isn’t a possibility but in some alternative universe if you two would get back together right now and nothing changed: would it be enough? why or why not?

c: no. it wasn’t enough last time. why would it be this time? d: It wouldn’t be enough cause it doesn’t matter what universe we’re in, she’d drive me up the wall c: likewise

mhm. how did you handle the break up? how long did it take to be okay with it? do you think your partner acted appropriately after you split?

d: Honestly I kinda just didn’t care. I moved on to the girl I cheated on her with and I was a lot happier after that **c: **he handled it like an idiot. i didn’t handle it that well but i was cheated on so of course i was a bitch about it. it didn’t take me long to get over it. there were a lot better men to be worried about.

are there any questions for your ex that have gone unasked? ask them now.

**d: **Why did you think I wouldn’t cheat on you Camille? We met in a sketchy setting that didn’t exactly scream romantic c: why did how we met mean you’d cheat on me? i thought you liked me. maybe i didn’t think you were the best person and maybe you didn’t think i was, but that didn’t mean we couldn’t have feelings for each other. i didn’t think you’d waste time in a relationship with me if you just intended to sleep with other girls anyways d: I didn’t think you’d piss me off as much as you do either so I guess we both made mistakes c: okay, dave. it’s all my fault. **d: **thank you for admitting it c: i was being sarcastic, dumbass

okay, okay. obviously we know dave cheated, dave do you think camille was faithful during your relationship?

d: Ehhhh I don’t think she cheated but given her reputation for fucking around, I wouldn’t exactly rule it out of the equation

was this break up a part of a familiar pattern? have you seen this before in yourself or in your ex? what do you need to do to take responsibility for doing things differently from now on?

d: I know for a fact that it’s not the first time I’ve cheated and this wasn’t the last time I did it. I’m trying to change but it’s not as easy as it seems. I don’t know about Camille. I know she has a lot of exes too so whose to say she’s any different than I am at the end of the day c: i haven’t cheated on anyone, stop trying to justify what you did and act like we’re the same. i know i can be hard to deal with, my father was incredibly abusive and whenever i’m sort of like an abused animal, when someone gets too close or someone’s bigger than me i go into fight or flight mode, i’m always ready to fight and defend myself even when i know i don’t need to be defensive and i know that causes a lot of problems. but i still don’t think i deserved to be cheated on. d: Thanks for the sob story I didn’t ask for c: i’m not fucking talking to you. i’m answering the question.

has the spark between you two truly and completely died?

c: the only spark i have for him is the one i get when i imagine how nice it’d be to kill him d: She says that but she still asked if I wanted to fuck a couple of weeks ago while I was with Julia still. Then she got mad that I denied her so I mean. Clearly she still wants to fuck but that’s her personal problem, not mine c: i asked you to fuck because i was sad and you’re easy, clearly i had a lapse in judgment. you also didn’t say no, you said you’d come after you saw someone else first and that i had to wait, and i was like nah fuck you. don’t twist things around like you always do. **d: **Clearly it was smart of me to not come to you at all in the end. I shouldn’t waste my time with you anymore **c: **okay dave. whatever you want.

what’s one thing that everyone needs to know about your ex? how about your relationship?

d: People need to know that though our relationship was fine and we didn’t fight a lot when we were together, this break up has been the messiest I’ve gone through so I guess be aware of that if you’re gonna date c: there you go trying to make me look like the bad guy again. be aware if you’re gonna date dave that he’ll cheat on you and then blame you for every single problem in his life.

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I can't believe I'm enabling you, but 70 questions shouldn't take too long, right? 😊 (Also, do you homework, buddy)

okay i know this is from like two days ago but here i go

01:Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

hmmm yea for the most part

02:Who did you last say “I love you” to?

already answered

03:Do you regret anything?

like 90% of my decisions in life

04:Are you insecure?

yes

05:What is your relationship status?

single as a pringle

06:How do you want to die?

already answered

07:What did you last eat?

a bread roll

08:Played any sports?

i did horseback riding if that counts

09:Do you bite your nails?

not really

10:When was your last physical fight?

i dont remember

11:Do you like someone?

already answered

12:Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

i think so?

13:Do you hate anyone at the moment?

hnmm kinda but its difficult, i dont really hate a lot of ppl i personally know

14:Do you miss someone?

already answered

15:Have any pets?

cats and bunnies and a horse

16:How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

tired

17:Ever made out in the bathroom?

already answered

18:Are you scared of spiders?

not really

19:Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

hmmm yea if i can return to this time at some point

20:Where was the last place you snogged someone?

thats over half a year ago so i honestly dont 100% remember

21:What are your plans for this weekend?

already answered

22:Do you want to have kids? How many?

no

23:Do you have piercings? How many?

none(besides pierced ears i guess)

24:What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

english usually

25:Do you miss anyone from your past?

yes

26:What are you craving right now?

sleep

27:Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

idk? not intentionally at least?

28:Have you ever been cheated on?

no

29:Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

i...hope not?

30:What’s irritating you right now?

uhhh nothing really

31:Does somebody love you?

i guess

32:What is your favourite color?

already answered

33:Do you have trust issues?

a bit

34:Who/what was your last dream about?

already answered

35:Who was the last person you cried in front of?

probably one of my parents

36:Do you give out second chances too easily?

uhhhmmmm probably 

37:Is it easier to forgive or forget?

depends on the situation

38:Is this year the best year of your life?

no

39:How old were you when you had your first kiss?

it was sometime in elementary school so maybe 6 or 7 i think???

40:Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

no

51:Favourite food?

everything

52:Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

no

53:What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

i dont remember

54:Is cheating ever okay?

no

55:Are you mean?

maybe?

56:How many people have you fist fought?

none? i mean ive physically fought ppl but idk if any of it counts as fist fighting?

57:Do you believe in true love?

meeehhhh

58:Favourite weather?

not too warm and not too hot and a little overcast but not totally dark i guess

59:Do you like the snow?

yes

60:Do you wanna get married?

meeehhhh

61:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

its okay? idk i dont really care tbh

62:What makes you happy?

my friends

63:Would you change your name?

my legal name? yes

64:Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

itd definitely be awkward rn

65:Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

nothing

66:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

buddy i dont even know what my complete self is

67:Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

in person??? or online???? idk man

68:Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

already answered

69:Do you believe in soulmates?

ehhhh idk, a bit but not really

70:Is there anyone you would die for?

sure

[skiasurveys]

1) Are you really ready for 1000000 questions? ok

2) What was the last thing you drank? Orange juice 

3) Do you believe in God? Yes.

4) What did you last say? “oh my god.”

5) Do you regret it?

No?

6) Have you ever been depressed? I have depression.

7) Have a best friend? I do. 

8) Are you a boy or girl? I am a girl.

9) What is your relationship status? taken. 9 months holy shit!!!

10) How do you want to die? In my sleep. quietly and peaceful, please.

11) What did you last eat? Mac n cheese. 

12) Play any sports? Not anymore, i used to play volley ball in school

13) Do you bite your nails? yeah, and i hate itttt

14) When was your last physical fight? Never really been in a physical fight

15) What is the last sound you just heard? my fingers on the keyboard

16) Do you hate anyone at the moment? yep!

17) Do you miss anyone? Yes a lot of people, actually.

18) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? neither. i hate spaghetti.

19) Do you tan a lot? no. only naturally in the summer lmao

20) Have any pets? 2 cats

21) How exactly are you feeling? i feel fine. i had an interview, went good. i few weird right now, though. anixous 

22) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? Yeah, i dont do it often, unless were on trips

23) Ever made out in a bathroom? yes, kinda? i mean we fucked in the bathroom

24) Would you take any of your exes back? No. they all suck

25) Are you scared of spiders? no 

26) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? I would, maybe to stop alan from hurting me, or maybe to tell myself to not trust anyone, but idk it was a learning experience, but it was awful. I dont know, really.

27) Do you regret anything from your past? Oh yes.

28) What are your plans for this weekend? The weekend just past, but for this coming weekend, im thinking im hanging out with my best friend, and then seeing Connor, probably.

29) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with a C? Yes, my current boyfriend, connor 

30) Do you type fast? Yes.

31) Do you have piercings? I did, I had my ears pierced, and the lady said to take them out within 3 months. so i did, and well i took them out to put new earrings in and it hurt really bad, so i left them out for like 3 hours and by then they were closed. =.=

32) Can you spell well? Yeah, i think so

33) Do you miss anyone from your past? I do

34) What are you craving right now? nothing

35) Ever been to a bonfire party? Not really. i would love too

36) Have you ever been on a horse? yeah a couple times

37) Kissed someone in a pick up truck? my boyfriend

38) Last hug? Connor

39) Have you ever been cheated on? Not that im aware of

40) Last thing you watched on tv? Troll Hunters. LOL yes connor makes me watch cartoons with him. He’s turning 27.

41) Would you live with someone without marrying them? yeah. Connor and I are planning on moving in together in the next little bit.

42) What should you be doing? nothing really...

43) What’s irritating you right now? a lot of things. 

44) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? Yes.

45) Does somebody love you? my boyfriend, friends, family. my cats.

46) What is your favorite color? lilac 

47) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yes.

48) Do you have trust issues? I do now. 

49) What’s the last thing you said out loud? “Youre so weird”

50) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink? No.

51) Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yeah

52) What’s on your mind? nothing really.

53) Last book you read? I like him. He likes her.

54) Who was the last person you cried in front of? connor

55) Do you give out second chances too easily? yeah. I shouldn’t, but i do.

56) Is it easier to forgive or forget? forgive duh

57) Is this year the best year of your life? ehhhh, i mean i feel happier in a way?

58) Do you think you’ re a good person? i hope so

59) Do you believe everything happens for a reason? No. not everything

60) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? I was editing Youtube Videos

61) Does your mind ever get stuck in the past? yeah, im always dwelling on it. wishing i could change time, or wishing it was different

62) What is bothering you? honestly nothing

63) Have you ever been out of province?Out of county? Yes.

64) Do you play the Wii? We have one, but i don’t play on it as much. I play on the Wii U though. But i like my Playstation 4 more

67) Are you listening to music right now? Nope.

68) Do you like Chinese food? Yeah, but i had some last night and made me sick =.=

69) Do you know your fathers b-day? Yes.

70) Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.

71) Is cheating ever okay? No its not. 

72) Are you mean? i dont think so.

73) Can you keep white shoes clean? I can.

74) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal? No lmao

75) Do you believe in true love? yeah. 

76) Are you proud of the person you’ve become? yes and no.

77) Do you like the outside? yeah..when its not snowing. =.=

78) Are you currently bored? noo

79) Do you wanna get married? eventually 

80) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? yeah, i like it when connor calls me that.

81) Are you hungry? no

82) Do you have a bank account? Yes.

83) What makes you happy? cats 

84) Ever been to Alaska? No.

85) Do you watch the news? Yes.

86) Do you like Subway? I do.

87) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? noooo. were dating 

88) Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mom.

89) Do you talk like your friends? yeah, its funny. I notice little things i say and do and im like damn thats just like so and so

90) What’s a word you say a lot? “For sure”, “ I know” “Um..” “Like” “ I dont know “ “ I was kidding” “FUUUUCK” lol that almost makes a sentence 

91) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them? Yes

92) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeah

93) Who is the last girl you talked to? My sister 

94) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes? He smokes weed, but i don’t care. I only would care if he was doing cigs, and if it was extreme.

95) Do you go to church? sometimes when i can

96) What’s going on between you and your best friend? nothing ??

97) Who is the last person you had a deep conversation with? Kaylie

98) Have you ever regretted letting someone go? Yes.

99) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos? yeah

100) What do you wear more: Hoodies, Jackets, Cardies..? Hoodies.

101) You’re a Sharpie marker, what color are you? lilac or a pastel color 

102) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning? morning, but i like baths at night.

103) Have you ever said you’d never love again? yeah. lol

104) Do you want to please everyone? usually.

105) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? no

106) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it? Yes.

107) Are you alone right now? yes

108) Did you speak to your father today? he is dead.

109) How many months/days untill your birthday? 10 months

110) Did you enjoy this survey? yea it was lit