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ghostydrawsstuff · 4 months ago
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MWAHAHAHAH IM GONNA TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THE OFFENDER KID >:)
I'm probably not gonna call her by her name, since she has the same name as another OC you regularly interact with (Rosemary is a popular name I guess lol, I swear I named her king before I found ur blog, she was created a few years ago-)
She was the result of Offender trying to get some ah... private time.... behind his rose bushes. They weren't normal flowers, so they kinda just... took his dna and ran with it. 9 months later a baby with bright ginger hair bloomed from a flower. I'm not joking, she's half plant, lil blossoms are seen in her hair for a few weeks each spring.
I agree that offender wouldn't be a good dad. In my canon, his kid was half raised by her uncle Splendor, which led to her being MUCH more sweet, caring, and wholesome than her father.
She grew up to get married and have 4 very strange looking children. OFFENDER GETS GRANDKIDS HA!!! One of them actually took after him. She's 16 and uh.... doesn't make good decisions.
I'm thinking about going off of anon in order to send you a drawing of the offender child.
Oh damn, Rosemary be making a comeback fr haha. But like I get it, the name's pretty (also also the song Love grows where my Rosemary goes is SO good) and hey plant lol!
But like I fucking LOVE plant people and stuff, soo good and man he fucked up fr that time XD
And like the blossoms in the hair is such a pretty idea omg. I would love to see more of her (or read more if ya decide to stay as an anon).
Also good idea to let Splendy help a little on not fucking up the kid! Btw any of the two taught her any of their favourite activities like fishing or painting? I personally think that since they're pretty much immortal they'd learn a LOT of different things, like some insane shit you'd never expect of them lol.
Also damn four grands? He's gonna be busy more than usual in his life! Makes his depression a little better, though he's not so sure how to feel about it, hopefully he won't destroy it!
Also also, here, take this!
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I'm terrible at drawing babies :D
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theoffenderadventures · 5 years ago
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When you don’t want hugs but your wholesome friend demands it. 
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afimi-mi · 4 years ago
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Random hc about Slenderman and Offenderman??
Slendy use they|them pronouns, and Offendy he|they🦙
Slendy is asexual and Offendy is bi 🐏
Slendy is 240-245 cm (around 8'0) and Offendy is ~270 (around 9'0) /ye they two are very tall../
Offendy first fav colour is black so he painted his nails with black nail polish (he likes to ask me or Splendy to do it🤧)
He also has black shirt that i gifted him(´。・v・。`)
The second fav color is purple <3
Slendy really like soft browns shades such as chestnut or sepia
Also they really like receiving small wholesome gifts like lovely notes or origami 。°(´ฅωฅ`)°。
Slendy also like to gift smth to me like flowers (especially chamomile 🌼)
But they more like to make more gorgeous and fancy gifts like a whole romantic candlelit dinner with slow dancing at the end..
They have a old record player for vinyl records and use this for dinner🥺
However, due to our large difference in height, we are not able to dance well🦹‍♂️
But Slendy very excited that i look like a smol bean around him
Offendy also like my short height (btw I'm 155/~5'1?) and thinks that this very cute but also like to make some jokes about this
However, if someone else make fun of me.. 🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️ damn you better run, Offender gonna rip your ass
He really overprotective
Also Offendy really like to just randomly pick me up in his arms during the day
We both have physical touch as love language so we really like just lying in bed and huggggs💞😩💞😩💞😩
About date.. Offender also like spoil me with fancy dinners or massages
He's actually spoiled me a lot cause he's more like to giving than receiving so he really hate when he's sick
I mean - he loves my attention and when i take care of him but he don't want me to be worried
Same for Slender
They will refuse to admit that they are sick because they are a workaholic and don't want to skip even a one day
They also like my attention but more like taking care than being cared..
They both worry a lot when I'm sick
But Offendy is accepts things more playfully so i love to makes some jokes like: "My illness will only be cured by a strong hug for five minutes in the morning, afternoon and evening..😔❗"
He begins to play along with me and really hugs me, despite the danger of getting sick himself
But Slender take things more seriously and ready to sit by my bed for twenty-four hours🐏
They scolds me for taking too little care of my health, but they just tries to hide their excitement behind a grunt🤧
Bruh i will stop now I thought I'd write a lot less than that🥴
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fearofaherobrine · 6 years ago
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Roleplay Server Log #377
“Karla’s Anxiety, Hg's Dress, Trender Steps in, Time for Pirates and Suspicious Words”
[Splender] Teleports into Lie's backyard, having been shouted at by Trender for not checking on Pinwheel- Pinwheel!
[Pinwheel] Lifts her head with a slight irritated flick of her tail, she's grown again and is laying in the shade of Karla's house-
[Karla] Looks up from the book she's reading on the porch. - Someone is calling for you.
[Pinwheel] - It's Splendy
{Splender] - PIIIIIIINWHEEEEEEEL!
[Karla] Puts the book away - Are you hiding from him?
[Pinwheel] - He's gonna get huggy
[Karla] Well he did raise you. And he is more then a little fond of you. Despite the biting.
[Pinwheel] Huffs-
[Splender] Spots her and teleports right over, squealing over the fact that she's grown- YOU GOT BIGGER!
[Karla] She's a fine dragon. You should be proud.
[Splender] Goes for the hug-
[Pinwheel] Bites-
[Splender] Oh you're getting so big and pretty!
[Karla] I presume that's much less painful then it looks?
[Splender] - Oh!  I'm sorry, I'm being rude, I didn't even see you there.  No, it's not painful at all for me
[Karla] I'm Dr. Emmerich. Karla is fine though. And I presume from your rather impressive stature; you're one of the Slenders?
[Splender] - Yes!  I'm Splender!  The youngest!
[Karla] And I'm guessing the happiest? I met your brother Offender briefly as well. How's your mother adjusting? I heard she'd joined you.
[Splender] - Well!  Trender is currently watching her
[Pinwheel] - Splendy!  Let go!
[Splender] - Awwww, but you're so soft and fluffy
[Karla] Stands a bit closer - She might need a little air there?
[Splender] Finally lets go and Pinwheel scrambles up onto the roof-
[Karla] Chuckles - She can move quickly when the mood strikes her. I find her most pleasant company.
[Splender] - I'm glad, she needs more friends
[Karla] I think Ever is trying as well, but with less success.
[Splender] - I'm sorry, I don't believe I've met him
[Karla] Blonde fluffy hair? Cat ears and a tail currently?
[Splender] - I'm sorry, I've been busy trying to keep my mother happy so I don't think I've seen him, but I do appreciate you looking after Pinwheel
[Karla] Ah, you'll run into him eventually. He said he was going to the village a little while ago. And I've just been providing a bit of shelter in between her playing with Crim. They've become quite close.
[Splender] - I do need to head over there to feed soon, have you been?
[Karla] Shifts uncomfortably- no... I have not... I have had rather bad luck with small towns in the past. I don't want to upset anyone...
[Splender] - Then come with me!
[Karla] Waffling-
[Splender] Grabs Karla's wrist- Be good Pinwheel!- He then teleports them into the village
-There's a bit of commotion as they pop in but the people quickly relax and wave before going about their business.
[Karla] That was... unusual...
[Splender] - They're used to it- Children are now spotting him and gathering excitedly, wondering what sort of treats he has for them this time
[Karla] Is edging away from the kids uncomfortably-
[Pinapple] Are you new here? You don't look like a brine or an Alex?
[Karla] I'm not...
[Splender] - She's a doctor!  And she's been keeping an eye on Pinwheel for me- He's passing out some candy
[Pinapple] Another one? Are you going to work out of Doc's office?
[Coffi] What's your specialty?
[Karla] I wasn't planning on it.... And I'm a field medic...
[CN] Comes in through the gate, making the vanilla delivery for Lie-
[Creme] Spots him- Oh! It's the teeny NOTCH. Hello Cn.
[Karla] Is very unsettled and it's showing-
[Pinapple] Are you okay miss?
[Karla] Too fast nod-
[CN] - Hi!  Lie wanted me to bring in the vanilla since she can't leave the house according to the Big Meanie
[Splender] - Calm yourself Karla, you're in no danger, they're just curious
[Karla] Shoots him a look that's very slightly panicked.
[Coffi] Is a bit too close and she scoots away from him-
[Splender] Glances at the testificates sending a bit of happy energy to them to distract them a little-
[Creme] Breaks out in a blissful expression-
[Pinapple] Gets distracted by the playing children and smiles-
[Karla] -jimmies definetly rustled-
[CN] - Crème?  Where does Lie usually put the vanilla?
[Splender] Creates some small toys- Would you like a tour Karla?
[Creme] She usually gives it to Eggg since him and Basquet run the kids cafe. He portions it out so the other places with food get some too.
[CN] - Where are they?
[Creme] Stands on tiptoes and looks past the crowd of kids- Go through the gate and it's the building on the right.
[CN] - Okay- He starts making his way through the crowd
[Karla] Has backed up against a wall and is nervously watching everyone.
[Splender] Notices this and sends happy energy directly to Karla, hoping it will relax her a little-
[HG] -runs into the dessert kicking up sand as he goes-
[Mix] -Is out in a skirt, no shirt. She's just working on some building with a bit of shade.-
[HG] -sees mix and stops- hello mix
[Mix] Hey.. HG? Why you coming through the desert?
[Mix] -Wipes sweat-
[HG] Just wanted to see if I could water some cacti while I think
[Mix] Oh sure! There's a whole bunch over there! -Gestures at a collection of Cacti off to the side-
[HG] -waters them- so what are you doing?
[Mix] Been thinking of building some more so I figured I'd start!  -Gestures at the barebones design-  And I couldn't be bothered to actually get dressed so! Skirt
[HG] what are those full body flowy outfits gem wears one all the time but I don't know what it is called
[Mix] A dress?
[HG] is that right I don't know but I wanted to get one a soft pretty one with flowers
[Mix] I could make you one if you want? I have some left over fabric at home...
[HG] you can? Oh thank you mix - is clearly excited to get their own dress-
[Mix] I'll go get my stuff and come back, that way you can see it while I make it. I need a bit of a break anyway. -Starts off toward her house-
[HG] - is bouncing in place because he is super excited-
[Mix] -Is gone for a bit before returning with a handful of cloth and some tools.-
[HG] - watched mix work-
[Mix] -Soon has a rough dress made, it's got some flowers along the hem and is a soft green shade.- How's this look so far?
[HG] it's so pretty so far
[Mix] Any changes you want?
[HG] uh can you please make it have a very easy sleeve in the top part?
[Mix] Of course! Anything else?
[HG] could it also have a belt?
[Mix] Uhhh.. Sure! -Making the changes-
[HG] Your very good at this mix
[HG] I can't wait to wear It - HG is getting suepr excited again-
[Mix] I've had a lot of practice! -Is adding finishing touches before giving it to HG-
[HG] -holds the dress- it's so perfect thank you -back away from mix and kicks up a mini cloud of dust enough to switch into the dress with-
[Mix] -Puts things away- How's it feel?
[HG] I love it feels so soft and it fits perfectly thank you mix for helping
[Mix] No problem! Enjoy it! -Big smile-
[HG] -offers Mix one of the ice cream saplings because they would help keep her cool in the hot sun-
[Karla] Feels Splender's energy and tries to shake it off, she's not comfortable being influenced.
-As Karla becomes more uncomfortable she feels something else grab her and teleport her to a different part of the village, a quiet corner of the villages park-
[Trender] - Discomfort does not suit you
[Karla] Shudders- Who are you?
[Trender] - I am Trender, one of Splender's older brothers.
[Karla] Brushes herself off a bit- Thank you then. Too long avoiding people makes one immediately unhappy in a crowd.
[Trender] - So I could feel, but I assure you, my brother meant no harm in bringing you here.  He likes to make people happy, that is all
[Karla] I've noticed. He's much my opposite. I prefer making people delightfully uncomfortable.
[Trender] - You'd get along with Offender then, and possibly our eldest brother too
[Karla] Offender I've met. He seems rather charming in a dangerous way. I believe I've met your eldest brother too, though I was rather... we'll say in an excited and rather blood splattered mood.
[Trender] - It wouldn't have been with Herobrine, would it?
[Karla] Smiles in a rather predatory way - Yes indeed. He and I seem to be getting along decently well too. If only because he likes me being around to help care for his wife.
[Trender] - Is his wife ill?
[Karla] Quite the contrary, she's great with his child.
[Trender] Is silent for a moment- ...  I need a door
[Karla] Why?
[Trender] - To get to my workshop
[Karla] Ah, wanting to add to the pile of baby things? Their friends threw them quite a lavish shower with all the pastel trimmings.
[Trender] - Making outfits is most certainly a hobby of mine, but I suspect they only have baby clothing, they will need clothes for as it grows- He settles on one of the doors to the post office and focuses a bit of power on it.  It opens to reveal his workshop on the other side, the massive room stretching into the distance and a more recent work resting on a mannequin nearby
[Karla] Peers in, obviously interested. - Ah a fellow of the cloth. I like sewing as well. Though it's usually not so wholesome in form.
[Trender] - Nor is mine always, ah, Scarfy, did you need something?- There's a bit of movement in a shadow as Trender's proxy steps out and shakes his head.  He wears a mask which looks like a mime's face and a bright red scarf is wrapped around his neck
[Karla] How interesting.... I see your assistant is equally unusual.
[Trender] - He is my proxy, just as Ringleader is for Splender- He begins searching the shelves for just the right fabrics
[Karla] Follows him, she's obviously marvelling at his horde. - Any love for... leather? [She slips slightly as she speaks] It's one of mein favorites.
[Trender] - The section that is kept in is a few aisles that way- He motions with a tendril towards his right- I have at least a sample of everything I can possibly get, including some things from the game we are currently in
[Karla] Examines her hands - Not quite real, but closer in here. How strange. My... assistant is rather enamored with the enchanted cloths. Heh. My work is often done with real hide, feathers and sometimes bones.
[Trender] - Those I have by practically the mountain load if you ever need some
[Karla] I used to take commissions, but it seems pointless in a world where massive diamonds and pure gold is there for anyone willing to spend a few hours digging them up.
[Trender] - But that shouldn't stop you from doing it simply out of enjoyment, plus it would allow you to have money for out there
[Karla] Oh, I am doing it just for fun. Perhaps when I venture out again I'll put those works up for sale. If I tire of viewing them myself. It's nice to have so much free time. But I don't have easy access to travel back and forth. I'm not a creepypasta that can make portals.
[Trender] - You could always just have Herobrine scare them by dropping it off on their door step- He's sewing now and cutting fabric at the same time
[Karla] That's a delightful thought, but again, I don't want to put him out. It's difficult for anyone to entice him to leave Lie's side for even a moment. Even with her fluctuating mood.
[Trender] - Yes, that is one of the things about pasta's and their mates, the bond shared is nigh unbreakable, although it is possible
[Karla] It's fortunate. I suspect that their progeny will have a mix of their powers. I think it may take both of them and several helpful friends merely to babysit the child.
[Trender] - It should be entertaining- He folds several now finished articles of clothing up and puts them into a bag- We should be getting back to my brother, before he gets into a worried frenzy
[Karla] Gracefully gestures - Lead the way my good Slender.
[Trender] As he leads her out they pass the mannequin and a whimper escapes it as pleading eyes follow Karla's retreating form-
[Karla] Glances and wonders, but doesn't say anything.
[Trender] Holds the door for her- It was a pleasure spending some time with you
[Karla] Thank you. You as well.
[Yaunfen] Is running egarly with a book in one hand and Waffles trailing behind them-
[Lj] Sees them pass and follows curiously-
[Yaunfen] Spots Cn coming back from the village- Hey Cn!
[CN] - Oh, hey!
[Yaunfen] Are you busy? Would Lie care if we played for a while?
[Lj] Perks a little at the word play-
[CN] - I don't think she'd mind, I just finished delivering some vanilla for her...
[Yaunfen] Okay! I'll tell her so she doesn't get mad again- chats to Lie- can Cn play for a while?
[Waffles] Sniffs out LJ- mrrrrr [Lj] hi... - he's a bit uncomfortable
[Lie] - Sure, just be back before dark
[CN] - So what do you want to play?- He glances at LJ briefly
[Yaunfen] This! I've been reading a really cool book- he holds it out for Cn to look at the inside, there's an illustration of a pirate with a smoldering twists in his beard and a sword held high on the front of an old sailing ship-
[CN] - What is it?
[Yaunfen] Pirates! They were really interesting. And they had the first dem-o-cracy! But they used to sail in big ships and steal stuff from navy ships-
[Lj] ...
[CN] - There's some big ships in the water!
[Yaunfen] Yeah! And I have a boat so we can get there.
[Waffles] Looks annoyed at the prospect of water.
[Lj] Is trying to restrain himself from asking because of how small Cn looks -
[Yaunfen] Lj? Do you want to play too?
[Lj] Maybe...
[Yaunfen] It's okay! Cn isn't a little kid. He's just a really short NOTCH!
[Lj] Looks skeptical-
[CN] - Yeah! I've been around for awhile!
[Yaunfen] He's a midget.
[Lj] Still skeptical but willing to suspend disbelief. His words are barely a whisper- Issac used to like to play pirates... When he was so young....
[CN] - You know how to play pirates?
[Lj] Absolutely!
[Yster] Is lounging and exhausted. - you're true to your words... That was amazing...
[Locklear] - Well, I have had plenty of time to practice the craft
[Yster] Curls against him, tangling her fingers in his hair - Happy we came?
[Locklear] - I don't know, perhaps a bit more convincing needs to happen- He teases her gently
-Slowly the two of them become aware of the sound of children playing on the deck above, and an adult voice with a slight accent singing -
"Farewell and adieu to ye young maids of Valen
Oderin and Presque, Fox Hole and Bruley
I'm bound for the westward to the wall with the hole in
I can't marry all or it's yokey I'll be
We'll rant and we'll roar like true Newfoundlanders
We'll rant and we'll roar on deck and below
Until we strikes bottom inside the two sunkers
When straight through the channel to Toslow we'll go!"
[Locklear] Groans- I know that voice...
[Yster] Whoever he is, he's got a pretty good singing voice-
-There's the sound of two younger voices belting out the chrous with most of the words correct and giggling-
[Locklear] - That would be Laughing Jack and some children
[Yster] Then I guess I should put my gown back on, for the sake of modesty.
[Locklear] - Yes we wouldn't want to ruin the children's innocence
[Yster] That sounds slightly sarcastic. Would we be inturrupting something that should be inturupted?
[Locklear] - Laughing is a child murderer
[Yster] Dresses quickly- Then we should- we should- Just to be safe, check on them!
[Locklear] - Precisely- He pulls his own clothing on as well.  As he pulls on his coat he heads up the stairs
[Lj] Is wearing a small paper hat and waving a stick around in lieu of a sword, he freezes at the sight of Locklear.
[Yster] Yaunfen? Does Doc know you're here?
[Yaunfen] Pulls up a bandana that was covering one eye - Yster? Um... Mama knows where I am. She kinda knows where everyone is.
[Locklear] - Laughing, what are you doing?
[CN] - Lie knows that I'm here!
[Yster] [Didn't see Cn right away] And she said it was okay?
[Lj] Deflates a little- Just playing...
[CN] - So long as we came home before dark
[Locklear] - With children Laughing?
[Yaunfen] Yeah, I don't want to get him in trouble again.
[Lj] Small voice - They're not exactly children....
[Locklear] - They most certainly look like children to me, plus they still seem young enough to enjoy partaking in make believe
[Yaunfen] Mada says you're never too old to imagine stuff. It helps you be more creative. And Cn is a NOTCH. He's super important in guarding our friend Lie.
[Lj] And this one's a dragon...
[Locklear] - Yes, but I also know your penchant for adding to your circus
[Lj] The circus is empty now...
[Yaunfen] Oh, you mean his house?
[Locklear] - Is that so?
[Lj] Some of them are in town, most of them are gone forever.
[CN] - Yeah, there's lots of kids in the town!
[Yaunfen] Very proud- Mada fixed them.
[Lj] Ashamed and guilty- It's true.
[Locklear] - I doubt that
[Yaunfen] But it's true!
[Yster] Actually this sounds familar. I wasn't there for it obviously. But something about a bunch of zombie children being healed.
[Lj] Shrinks in shame.
[Yaunfen] I wasn't hatched yet, but mama said that mada made everyone who was there help. You can fix zombies here.
[CN] - I hadn't been let onto the server yet...
[Locklear] - Yet I doubt that's made you stop using your...  Special, candies
[Lj] But I haven't! And I especially wouldn't hurt these two. I mean, I knocked out Steffan once because he was panicking, but I didn't hurt him!
[Yaunfen] Mada said that Lj had a withdraw and he's okay now. Besides. Mama would catch me.
[Locklear] - I still don't trust this
[Lj] It's okay Locklear, she doesn't talk to me anymore. Issac... he's gone too.
[Locklear] - Well yes, Isaac has been dead for a very long time now
[Yaunfen] Hushed whisper- I heard he went to a bad place...
[CN] - Like the Nether?
[Yaunfen] Maybe!
[Lj] He's just gone. I watched Death himself banish him.
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[Lj] No.
[CN] - But deaths not permanent here?  Or did you go somewhere else?
[Lj] We went outside Cn, irl. And Death has a face, and wings, and a daughter.
[Yaunfen] Oooooh! You met Dawn's dad?
[Yster] I was there. He's quite impressive.
[Locklear] - You were there?
[Yster] It was uh.... when Doc grabbed me... they took me along because I was already here and well... how often does one get the opportunity to rub elbows with the Death angel?
[Locklear] Just sighs and rubs his face a little before turning back towards the children- We should be getting these two back to land
[Yaunfen] Awww....
[Waffles] Scratching on the side of the wheelhouse-
[CN] - Why?
[Locklear] - Because I don't trust the clown being out here with the two of you alone
[Lj] I deserve that.
[Yaunfen] But he's okay. He doesn't have the crazy anymore.
[Yster] Suddenly gets in between them- crazy....! Shit! Don't touch him Locklear!
[Yaunfen] Wide eyes and backs away from Locklear a bit- Is he still infected?
[Locklear] - Touching him?
[Yster] He's one of Doc's carriers!
[Lj] Yes...  Not only is my Insanity gone, I can drive her out of others as well. It's why I stayed away from the manor.
[Locklear] - How interesting, and I assume that might be why your colors have returned?
[Lj] Nods-
[Yaunfen] Stands close to Lj- Are you okay Yster? You can't trust him if he still has Insanity, she's a mean lady and she hates mada!
[Locklear] - I would never harm my mate
[Lj] I thought she was scared of you anyway? I heard she ran away from you, what, twice?
[Yster] Well.... he's kinda grown on me....
[Locklear] Scowls and his hands tighten into fists-
[Lj] Smiles faintly- better not touch me Locklear. I see that look in your eyes.
[Yaunfen] Please don't fight.
[Locklear] - You absolute prat!  Perhaps you should have been burned in that box of yours!  At least I focus on saving children, can you say the same?
[Lj] I'm getting better. I haven't killed anyone since I came here.
[Yaunfen] He can't be all bad. Waffles likes him!
[Locklear] - Judging by how they look I'n going to guess that's because of diet
[Yaunfen] It's the same stuff I eat too.
[Locklear] - Still, you shouldn't trust the clown
[Lj] I fully expect to that I'll have to earn what trust I'm given. But Yaunfen knows at least second-hand how far I've come. And as aggravating as Doc can be occasionally... they have helped me.
[Locklear] - That doesn't erase what I know you're capable of
[Lj] It was fun because Issac thought it was fun, with him gone I feel... differently. It's nice to be around people.
[Yster] I'm glad the going gave you some closure.
[Locklear] - And just how certain can you be that a taste of blood won't return you to how you were?  I've seen it happen before
[Lj] I can't be certain of anything. I've been... oddly empty. But lighter to be sure.
[Locklear] - Then maybe you should go and find something other than children to fill that empty space
[Lj] Actually I've been doing some gardening.
[Yaunfen] He's pretty good at it!
[Yster] Let me guess, is it stuff from your seed?
[Yaunfen] Yep!
[CN] - His seed is fun!
[Locklear] - That is not what I'm concerned about
[Yaunfen] You worry like Cp.
[Yster] Little snort- Considering how he's been all over Lie worrying, that's kind of a compliment.
[Locklear] - Well she is his mate and pregnant
[Lj] Yeah, I know, he warned me away in no uncertain terms and I have abided by that. I don't care to be set on fire. Even if I know it won't kill me.
[Locklear] - He does enjoy his fire
[Yaunfen] Looks up - Awww... it's getting late. We should head back.
[Locklear] - Yes, you should
[CN] - Lie probably needs help with her animals too...
[Yaunfen] Oh! Cn! I know what would be fun! - they turn to Lj quickly- Can you take Waffles so they don't get wet?
[Lj] Nods with a small smile. - I'll get your kitty to shore.
[Yaunfen] Thanks- They climb up on the railing and reach back for Cn-
[CN] - What is it?- Takes their hand
[Yaunfen] Big smile and they just fall off the rail with Cn-
[Yster] Runs to the rail in a panic-  Yaunfen!
[Yaunfen] Twists artfully and shifts as they hit the water, Cn plopping down between their horns as they paddle for the shore. - Bye Locklear, Yster!
[Locklear] Sighs- Children
[Lj] They learned that one from Doc.
[Locklear] - We should be heading back towards shore ourselves- He watches the retreating forms as they go through the water
[CN] Shrieks in delight-
[Lj] Heads for the sabertooth which is rolling contentedly on the deck- Come on Waffles-
[Locklear] - Stay away from the children Laughing
[Lj] Just gives him a cold look- You're not in charge of me Locklear. Not you or Issac or Insanity. I'm my own person now.
[Locklear] - We'll see, after all, you and I have always been at odds
[Lj] Yes, we shall. I've been welcomed here, and I don't intend to make anyone sorry for doing so intentionally. - Picks up the cat with his arms wrapped around them twice.
[Waffles] ???????
[Locklear] Scoffs and turns away-
[Lj] And we'll see how long it takes you to emotionally scar your 'mate' with Insanity still inside you.
[Yster] Her mouth is a hard line, but she can't deny his words. She was scared to see him murder up close.
[Locklear] Draws Yster closer to himself as he watches LJ leave-
[Yster] Do you... do you really have it under control Locklear?
[Locklear] - I believe I do
[Yster] I hope you're right
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What kind of blog would each of the pasta run?
I mean, I’ll be real, HCs like these are a little strange and I’m mortified of becoming fandom fodder. But I guess all these are just sort of peeks into their personalities so maybe that’s why I like requests like these. Idk. I”m rambling..
(side note, I will be getting back to the personal single-pasta HCs soon, just gimmie time.)
Slenderman - probably a literature blog detailing good classic books or urban legends.
Splendy - A bubblegum blog, Bright colors, fun little doodles, probably a lot of dad jokes and wholesome memes. 
Trendy - Pop culture blog detailing the latest and greatest of podcasts, fashion trends, and foods. 
we don’t talk about Offender’s blog. 
Jeff - Probably a mix of personal interests (books like Harry Potter) and just random posts that come to Jeff’s mind when he cant sleep and pills aren’t helping. 
Liu - Black and white aesthetics, weird fun facts, quotes from people around the house. 
Toby - Short stories, comics, and probably memes. Toby’s blog would resemble that of a normal geeky teen with a slightly dark undertone. 
Brian - FoB and College memes. Takes vague pictures of his missions and gets yelled at for it. 
Tim - 21 Pilots and angry rants about random stuff. 
LJ - candy recipes and travel. These help him with his kills. He also shares some black and white aesthetics with Liu. 
BEN - a gaming blog full of links to all exclusive game information and basically every hack known to mankind. 
Bloody Painter - art blog supporting young prodigies and strange art styles. 
Puppeteer - a blog for “cosplay” on the outside it seems like the blog is about how to dress and decorate your own human body, but in reality, it’s his own tips and tricks to puppet making. 
Eyeless Jack - A bit of weird medical facts, a bit of homestuck, a whole lot of shitposts and ideas he thinks up randomly. The blog itself is very medical-looking, but if you look closely you can see how messed up the moderator is. 
Jane - she has two, one to go around searching Jeff x Jane supporters and another full of her own little quirky interest and photography.
Clockwork - antique clocks and other abandoned goods.
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Sally and Splendy hanging out headcanons plz?
I love these wholesome headcanons
-Naturally, since Splendy has male features, Sally was wary of being near him. The first few weeks of her staying at his home was just Splendy telling her cute knock-knock jokes through her door.-Now that they’re comfortable with each other, Sally won’t hold back anything. Splendy knows about what happened and is super supportive of her growth. - Splendy will wear literally whatever Sally asks him too- Even though Sally never lived in the Slender mansion, Splendy sends his brother a Christmas card full of polaroids.-the pictures usually include Splendy and Sally baking, watching movies, playing with dolls, or cuddling on the couch. Slender keeps the pictures in an album.-Sally hates tag and hide and seek, so they play little rhyming games and do puzzles instead. - Splendy likes to help Sally water her flowers, he also asks the names of the flowers and how they’re doing each day.- all is fun and games until one of the male monsters gets close to the house, but Splendy is quick to scare them off.
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