#this is handing my recent desire to go ham on religious imagery a free steak meal

[theminecraftbee]

so you know i really don’t think the golden apple thing will go as dramatically as a lot of people think it will if someone eats it (i think it will either be a confusingly fucked-up knot of Unforseen Mod-Related Glitchery that’s a mess for everyone involved or will have like, no effect, because things fix themselves when both people are on full health again, either/or). that being said. if anyone eats a golden apple but ESPECIALLY if pearl eats hers. you can be so damn sure that i’ll write like, the world’s most pretentious fic about original sin imaginable,