#this is fun cause im notoriously bad at summaries so summarizing a game i've never played before is fun

[imnotverybright]

re: dashboard osmosis

Newsies and/or Ace Attorney whichever one u want

i've watched newsies before so that would be cheating, so AA!

pheonix wright has a childhood best friend that he drifts away from, whose name i can't remember (kavalier?? it's spelled differently but it starts with a K). said best friend inspires pheonix to become a lawyer and they meet again many years later, this time as rival lawyers (?) ! uhh the legal system is fucked, there's multiple clowns, there's the two sisters who can talk to ghosts (i think??), lots of found family. i think pheonix has a sister named trucy but also that might not be true at all. i'm realizing now that i know none of the actual plot other than you are ostensibly a lawyer with a found family of other lawyers and/or random people. I know one of the clowns has balloon tits which pop after she snaps her suspenders at one point, which i find really funny. a parrot is a witness for one case. i think multiple ghosts are used to solve cases, because of the psychic twins (i dont think they're twins). pheonix succeeds on becoming a lawyer to win over the guy. the end!