#this is for my wife

[nortess]

💕🩷babygorl🩷💕

[deesblanketfort]

⚙️´ˎ˗ Mad inventor regressor, caregiver and flip flags

ㅤ╰➝ For those who... Identify as a mad inventor or artificer, enjoy steampunk aesthetics or just really really like mechanics

ㅤ╰➝ Meanings... Purple for madness and ambition, golds and oranges for love of machinery and robotics and pale yellow for regression/caregiving

ㅤ╰➝ Credits... agere flag templates by @bunnelbaby

[just-wublrful]

unreliable narrator pussy got the whole party in a chokehold

[neonlifeform]

Don't worry.

[celia-witch]

I love looking at posts!

[dooober]

stop playing league and check your discord you goober

[mermaid-soutine]

The point when men cried

[starspilli]

man of progress

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[ignis-zzz]

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."