#this is entirely self indulgent ASDFGHJKL

[autism-swagger]

TOTALLY necessary medical research going on here guys. It's to further scientific understanding of Inhuman biology. Or something.

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Inspiration and alternate versions under cut.

[daisywords]

EVERYONE HOLD UP I think I just discovered the missing piece that connects the worldbuilding and the plot and the characters and everything and surprise surprise it's an element I was considering near the wip's genesis but discarded and now it's back in full force babey

[cower-before-power]

Come And Get Your Love: Part 1

Summary: You’ve got the hots for your across-the-hall-neighbour, a flirty enigmatic asshole named Gojo Satoru. You’ve convinced yourself he doesn’t actually return your lustful feelings, but when he discovers a little secret you’ve been keeping, things start to get interesting.

Pairing: No Curses AU Gojo Satoru x F!Reader

TW: cursing, implied sexual content, mentions of ‘self-love’ (i hate the M word sorry haha), mentions of sex toys, discussions about porn/hentai, just lots of talk about sex really, Gojo being a flirt and a bit of a pervy asshole

Link to A03 here

A/N: This may be the weirdest fic idea I’ve ever had, but here I am writing it because Gojo makes me do things asdfghjkl. There will be at least 2 parts to this little story, possibly 3 if Gojo demands it. Thanks a million to my besto friendo @ghost-party​ for hyping me up and encouraging my strange ideas, you are the best!! Please enjoy, my precious sweet potatoes!

MINORS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT.

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It really all started because you were curious.

You’d seen the ads over and over as you shopped online for your favourite mangas; what was the harm in just seeing what it was all about? After all, people read erotica and sexy novels all the time, was it really so weird that there were comics revolving around sex? No, you decided, it really was not. 

“Could be fun,” you had shrugged, clicking and adding a volume that looked interesting to your cart. 

And so you discovered that it really was actually quite fun to read hentai.

Within the months after, you managed to amass a decent collection of the steamy comics. Usually you kept your shopping online, it was easier and more discreet. But sometimes when your favorite authors released new stuff, you just had to take a trip down to the ‘special’ bookstore and get your hands on the volumes right away. 

And that was where you were returning from, opaque bag clutched eagerly in your hand, when you’re betrayed by your own damn lack of coordination. 

“Oya oya, now what do we have here?”

You can’t even move, face down on the plush carpet outside your door. If one could actually die of embarrassment, you surely would be getting fit for a halo right about now. The contents of your bag are spilled around your sprawled limbs, contents you sincerely wished were still hidden from the ocean blue eyes you know are on you.

“Tripped, have you, sweetheart? Clumsy, clumsy, guess I’ll have to swoop in to play hero-oh, and what are these now?”

You wince into the carpet. Of all the people to come to your rescue, it just had to be him.

Your across-the-hall neighbour, the one and only Gojo Satoru. 

Enigma. Flirt. Grade A Certified Asshole.

You hear him bend down and pick a book up off the floor, a surprised little chuckle slipping past his lips.

“Well, aren’t you a naughty girl,” his silky voice curls itself around your spine in that troublesome way it always seems to. “Tsk tsk, sugarplum. This is some seriously salacious stuff.”

“I read it for the plot,” you mumble into the carpet, which isn’t entirely false. The elusive hentai creator only known as ‘XxX’ was well known for not only their very steamy intimate scenes, but their heart-achingly sweet romantic overtones. You could cry your heart out to the loveliest, most heart fluttering love confession, and chase it with the raunchiest, dirtiest sex scene that would make a nun faint in horror. It was a tantalizing combination for a perfect self care Friday night. And with a new series starting to be released, and a shit week at work, you were more than looking forward to settling down and devouring whatever new sensual material awaited you.

“Hmmm, that’s what they all say,” Gojo hums teasingly. “It’s alright, there’s no harm in indulging in some sexy literature! You can admit you like getting off to a good old hand-drawn dicking down, I won’t judge.”

Your whole body warms as you finally lift your face from the hallway floor. Why must he be like this? “Ugh, stop being gross and make yourself useful. Help me up, would you?”

He laughs, but a perfectly manicured hand appears in front of your face. You grasp it and pull yourself to your feet, stumbling a little. A small squeak leaves your mouth as you crash into warm, bare skin. The spicy, musky scent of some sort of fancy cologne fills your nostrils, and you have to hold yourself back from nuzzling into him.

You might just have the teensiest, weensiest crush on your neighbour.

“Easy there, sugarplum! Here, let me pick up the rest of your porn. I will say, you do have good taste. XxX is a genius. Very well drawn tits, too.”

You stand there stupidly as you watch a very gorgeous, very shirtless Gojo collect your spilled comics. The wiry muscles of his back stretch and flex as he bends fluidly, almost cat-like in his easy motions. His large, warm hands grip the spines of the volumes firmly, and you have the sudden fleeting desire to have them grip your thighs instead. His trademark lollipop is dangling from his glossy lips; you see a flash of purple as he rolls it along his tongue. Something hot pricks at your skin, and you swallow heavily.

He reminds you of any male main character from your favourite books; ridiculously sexy and aggravatingly aware of it. A menace and a mystery rolled into a very physically pleasing package.

You don’t know much about him besides the fact he’s stupidly handsome and ridiculously annoying. He moved into the place across from yours maybe about six months ago, and he leaves home surprisingly little. When you do see him, he’s usually half naked, lollipop in mouth and ready with a flirty wink and cheeky commentary that leaves you flustered and sputtering. You’ve pretty much only established he works from home, he’s got an equally super hot best friend named Geto, and he’s no stranger to late night company.

You’re a bit too proud to admit you’re a little jealous of the beautiful people who stumble happily out of his apartment in the wee hours of the morning. If you had more of a spine, you’d do your best to make sure you were one of them. But from what you’ve sparsely gathered, being flirted with by the white haired man didn’t really mean much. For fuck’s sake, he even flirted with the old granny on the other side of you, and you highly doubted he was trying to charm her into his bed.

In short, you didn’t know if you should take the risk when you weren’t sure if there would be a reward. You did still have to live across from him, after all.

“There we go, back in the bag so you can hide your very dirty little secret.”

“Shut up, do you go around flaunting this sort of thing?” You huff, grabbing the bag from his hands.

“I have a whole bookcase full in my living room, if you’d like to peruse,” Gojo smirks, waving a hand to his ajar apartment door.

“Living room? You truly don’t have any shame,” you shake your head, biting your lip to keep the impeding grin from gracing your mouth. However irritating he was, bantering with Gojo could be rather fun.

“None whatsoever,” Gojo declares cheerily, taking a long, loud suck off his candy. “And you shouldn’t either! Although, you could stand to find a partner other than 2D erotica and a battery powered hunk of silicone. Real people work just as well too, you know.”

You gasp dramatically at his bluntness. “Excuse me, I think I missed the part where my sex life-which I do have, thank you very much- was any of your damn business. And who says I even get off to this stuff anyways?” You shake the bag at him.

“Oh puh-lease, everyone gets off to this stuff,” Gojo winks, crystalline blues sparkling with mirth. “Why else would you even read it?”

“Like I said, for the plot,” you roll your eyes. “XxX just has such a way with love and romance. Shakespeare is rolling in his grave knowing he never wrote anything half as amorous and sweet. Not that you’d understand. You seem about as romantic as a cockroach.”

Gojo places a hand to his chest as if you’ve wounded him. “Sweetheart, I am truly offended. I am the King of Love. I have romantic charm coming out my ass. I romance so hard, so good, my lovers are begging for my hand in marriage.”

“Oh dear goodness, stop,” you moan, digging in your bag for your keys and trying desperately not focus on the words ‘hard’ and ‘good’. “I have to go. Thanks for making fun of me and being a certified asshat, as usual.”

“I’m not the one who’s ashamed of their jerk off habits, and compared hentai to Shakespeare,” Gojo grins. “I think you’re the asshat here, sugarplum.”

“I am not ashamed-”

“Yeah, yeah, tell someone who believes you,” Gojo laughs, pulling his phone out of his pocket. His eyes widen. “Oh my, it’s time to get back to work! Do enjoy your dirty books, sweetheart. Let me know what you think of that new series, I hear the steamy bits are particularly toe-curling.”

Your face warms as you find your keys and insert them into the lock. “I’m not telling you shit. And neither are my toes.”

Gojo’s mood seems to shift suddenly. He leans towards you, right into your personal space, eyes boring into yours with a sultry intensity. He rolls the purple lollipop lazily and deliberately across his tongue before pulling it out with lewd pop. A gossamer thread of saliva follows it, thinning and thinning until it snaps back against his plush bottom lip. You watch, entranced, as his pink tongue slithers out to wipe away the dewy droplet.

“I’ll be waiting for your detailed review,” he murmurs, as if he hasn’t heard your previous words. Languidly he slides the candy back into his mouth, his tall frame peeling itself away from yours with a thick, sticky slowness. You blink dumbly up at him, mouth agape and eyes wide.

“Ummm,” you dig around in your brain for a word-any word- but you come up empty. Gojo smirks smugly at your stupefied state, sending you a sly wink before turning around and sauntering back into his apartment. You wait until you hear the door click shut before you slump against your own door, clutching a hand to your thundering chest.

That was....new.

You take deep breaths, trying to douse the prickling heat that’s flushing through your body. Gojo has always been flirty, always making borderline inappropriate comments, but he’s never been so...like that. 

So straightforward. 

The way he’d looked at you, like you were a tempting sweet he wanted to savour. The way his tongue had curled around the candy, slow and sensual and entirely suggestive of what else the sinful muscle could do. It made hope flare up in your chest, maybe he did want you like you wanted him- but your rational brain quickly quashes that notion. 

I’m reading into it too much, you think, shaking your head to dispel the lustful fog swirling around inside it. He’s just being an asshole. As usual.

You look down at the bag in your hands, reaching inside to take out the first volume of XxX’s new work. You had planned on dinner and a bath first, but maybe it would be a good idea to get started on your purchases. To help you relax and get the charged moment between you and Gojo out of your mind, of course. A distraction was definitely needed. Your eyes flicker down to the front cover.

A white haired man stares back up at you, eyes half lidded and mouth upturned into a sexy, bedroom smirk. His black collared shirt is open, revealing a toned chest and a familiar looking set of abs you could wash your fucking socks on. Between two of his long, elegant fingers dangles a cherry red lollipop.

You drop your head and smack the book against your forehead with a groan.

It was going to be a long night.

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Let me know if you’d like to be tagged for Part 2 (whenever that will be haha)!

[st-danger]

Another self-indulgent ask because I'm grinning like a MF'er at my phone rn ❤️‍🔥

"Uphold with a Righteous Hand"

Q11 & 14 & 15

Is this asking too much? possibly. Am I going to ask for more anyways because I'm greedy? absolutely.

asdfghjkl I am tickled.

11- How messy Dew is here, both figuratively and literally. Just slowly succumbing to the heat and cumming so much it's leaking through his pants LISTEN I DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT JUST DESTROYS ME OKAY.

14- Aether is a troublemaker, too. Dew isn't the only one who enjoys causing problems. It kills me when I see him written as only feral and Aether only written as Dad.

15- I have never before written heat and I'm not entirely sure where this sudden interest came from but my GOD I am IN IT NOW.

[buskies]

If no one else asks I wanna- nay I need- know about Points of Contact 2 and 3. Finally got the chance to read the last chapter today of the first one and I was wrung out emotionally like a wet towel.

Asdfghjkl thank you for asking @thearchdemongreatlydisapproves!! Since this got long, I’ll be answering in two posts. This one’s for Act 2. Act 3 can be found here.

I should preface this all with the following points:

First, I started Points of Contact directly after beating the trilogy for the first time this year, so I was full of that initial need to fill that post-Mass Effect void. I ended up trawling through the kinkmeme, searching for anything that might spark my inspiration, and found a first contact prompt. Next thing I know, I’m 10K words in and I’ve sketched out the entire plot.

Second, and this is mostly relevant for Act 2, Points of Contact was always going to be an Action/Adventure fic. I love battle-weary-but-determined soldier Shepard who becomes figurehead, and I really wanted to write her. Plus action scenes are fun.

So this all to say Points of Contact started out as purely self-indulgent—but also extremely ambitious, since I’m a new fan and also have never written the types of scenes I have sketched out for Act 2.

!!MAJOR SPOILERS FOR POINTS OF CONTACT UNDER THE CUT!!

SO. The First Contact "War."

Most of the scenes are written out, but some of the details tying everything together, and the very important transition between Act 1 and 2, are mildly eluding me. Part of this is because I’m a new fan and need to do a deep dive into the lore/timelines. I also strive for realism as much as possible, but I know little about the military or technology. So this means that instead of writing, I end up finding myself going down hours-long rabbit holes over details like, “how WOULD crops be pollinated if humans were to colonize a different planet?” Details not even BioWare seems to care about, so why should I??

To show a bit of my underbelly, I’m a little insecure about this act. It’s a challenge to write a cross-genre story and I often feel like I’m setting myself up for failure. Points of Contact started out as a cheerful and mostly lighthearted fic, and now I’m bringing in war? So I’m not even entirely sure if I’ll keep the full First Contact War or if instead I’ll make it more of a skirmish? I’m leaning toward that.

I don’t think that Act 2 will be as long as Act 1 or Act 3, but I’ve given myself a month to try and figure out what the hell I’m doing. I wish I could say I’m a more organized writer, but I’m so not haha.

So anyway, sorry about the impassioned rambling! I have a lot of Feelings with a capital F about this fic. Here is a snip snip from Act 2. It’s subject to change slightly as I go through my editing process, but is one of the first scenes I wrote for Points of Contact, so it should survive any cuts. The other character in this scene will most definitely survive any cuts at least!

She found him in a small room at the end of the hall. Shepard had heard comments before about how all turians looked the same, but she had no problems differentiating between them. This turian was a rich brown, with an intricate white pattern on his face. His face plates were less pronounced as Garrus’s, and his fringe was much shorter. Handsome, but not nearly as handsome as Garrus, although that might have been her personal bias speaking.

The turian lifted his head from his chest to look at her, then dropped his head back against the wall. For a moment, it was eight months ago, and it was Garrus she was staring at, battered and bleeding, dropping his head against his chair in defeat when he couldn’t get his hands to unlatch his safety belt.

“Oh great. It’s you,” the turian said.

“Are all turians so sarcastic?” asked Shepard, easing into the room. Although the turian was pretty banged up, she had read the reports on him. Fast, strong, deadly in both close combat and with a gun in his hand. He was clearly some sort of specialist, and Shepard was too good at her job to take any stupid chances.

“Met a lot of us, have we?” said the turian.

“You could say that.” She stopped a safe distance from him, then tossed the turian’s omni-tool and several packs of medigel on the floor by his feet. “Your gun and armor are in the locker outside the front door, guarded by a cloaked drone. If you try to come back in here, it will pump you so full of bullets you’ll be spitting metal for the rest of your short life.”

The turian stared down at the omni-tool, mandibles flickering slightly. “Is this a new form of torture? Give me a taste of freedom and then—what, the omni-tool explodes as soon as I put it on?”

“I’m not that creative,” said Shepard. “Nor that good at tech, to be honest.”

The turian frowned up at her. “Is your squad waiting just outside the door or something?”

“No.”

The turian made no move to pick up the omni-tool. “What’s your game, then?”

“I’m letting you go.”

“Why? Are you some sort of turian fetishist? Because sorry to say, but you’re really not my type.”

Shepard snorted. “I can’t believe that’s the first place your mind went. Sorry, sweetheart, but I’m already taken. I think.” She reached up to touch her necklace, but let her hand drop before she could. “You infiltrated our base without hurting anyone for information you didn’t get. There’s no reason to keep you here.”

The turian stiffly rolled one of his shoulders. “Your colleagues seem to think otherwise.”

“My colleagues,” spat Shepard, “are breaking at least fifteen regs for their own sick pleasure. If I have anything to say about it—Look, are you going to take the omni-tool, or is my company is so scintillating that you can’t bring yourself to leave?”

The turian snorted derisively, but finally leaned forward, grabbing the wristband. His movements were slow and stiff, radiating pain, as he strapped it to the wrist. Despite her reassurances, he flinched slightly when he flicked it on, as if he were still expecting it to blow up in his face. When it didn’t, he looked back up at her, silently examining her face.

“You’re Commander Shepard,” he said. “I know because of the fringe.”

She nodded. “Yes.”

“You have a—reputation.”

“I’m not surprised.”

“I still don’t understand why you’re saving me.”

Shepard crouched down so that she was the same level as the turian. “Why are turians attacking humans?”

“Ah, so the interrogation’s on again.”

Shepard rolled her eyes. “Just answer the question.”

The turian flicked his mandibles. “Humans broke an intergalactic law. It makes sense for the turians to respond.”

Shepard nodded. “And the humans think they’re fighting off an invading force. The way I see it, if everyone would just sit down and take ten minutes to sort things out, hundreds of lives could be saved.”

There was a beat of silence. “Huh,” said the turian. “I didn’t think humans could be reasonable.”

“You would, if you just stopped and talked to us sometime,” Shepard grumbled.

Deep down, she was aware that her idealistic opinion would be vastly different if it hadn’t been for Garrus. Without her history with him, she knew she would be out there, fighting the invading force with her squadmates. Maybe she should have felt guilty for the bias, but hell, who wasn’t shaped by their history?

The turian waved his omni-tool over his injuries, then got to his feet. Shepard straightened up with him. He was taller than her, but shorter than Garrus, and Shepard wondered if she would measure up every turian she met against Garrus and find them lacking. Probably. It made her feel a little pathetic.

“Thank you, Commander Shepard,” said the turian, sounding much less hostile than when she first entered the room. “For what it’s worth, I don’t disagree with you.”

“What’s your name?” Shepard asked.

The turian hesitated for a moment. “Nihlus Kryik.”

Shepard held out her hand. “Jane Shepard.”

Nihlus hesitated for even a longer moment, then took her hand and shook it once, before yanking his own hand back. Not a turian custom then. Thinking back on it, she had never shaken hands with Garrus.

“Stay safe out there, Kryik. Maybe you and I can grab a drink after all this is over.”

Nihlus chuckled, then looked surprised at himself for doing so. He shook his head. “You know,” he said, “I think I might actually like that. See you around, Shepard.”

[certifiedceraunophile]

Hi! A fan of your writing here. I just love the way you write Caroline. An Avoidable Heart is my comfort fic and I am constantly in awe with the way you write and craft the dynamics in that story. Caroline's inner monologue is just priceless and God! I just love that intro scene where Caroline is walking into the Mikaelson compound with vampires and hybrids in the surrounding ready to pounce on her.

I would love to hear how you would have visualized Caroline crossing over into TO or not? Like in what season and why? How it would have likely gone?

Thank you!

First of all lovely anon gimme a moment to breathe, asdfghjkl why are people so lovely 😭😭🥺✨ It means sooo much to me that you’d take the time to jump into my inbox and send these kind words, like please I’m not worthyyyyy, But you make me smile and feel really freaking warm so *handcuffs your hand to mine* you aint leaving 💖✨💞🙃

But OK ALSO oh my god dude THAT CAROLINE WALTZS INTO THE COMPOUND AND TAKES ON A COUPLE HUNDRED VAMPIRES BY HERSELF SCENE???? Ughhhhh I’m sorry but I have SUCH a boner for Caroline in that, like my badass -I admit kinda op- QUEEN IS HERE and she’s fucking shit up, I’m sorry but I love that scene so much it’s so dear to me I was killing myself over how self-indulgent and grossly Over powered Caroline is but like idgaf man it’s such a hot scene and Caroline is practically invincible and we just love to see that, so seriously lovely anon, you telling me you LOVE that scene??? Puts the biggest smile on my face and reassures me a LOT bc I was whining and cribbing over how absolutely unbalanced that scene is to literally everyone BUT LIKE YOU JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE and pointing that exact scene UGHH…...meant to fucking be the both of us 💖💞✨

And ALSO Caroline’s monologue is quite honestly the easiest inner monologue out of the three voices I wrote for that work, Klaus’s is the real pain in the ass tbvh like it is NOT easy writing pretentious besotted losers with a Kardashian complex especially when you need to make them sound cool when they’re the lamest OP dude bros to ever exist - and no I don’t hate Klaus although I seem to try my darndest to convince ppl I do- I just personally believe that a feral fucker like that with a thousand years of existence under his belt can grow a pair and graduate from his kindergarten level of emotional maturity to adult sometime soon, But then on the flipside he’s so grossly adorkably smitten and feral for Caroline plus hella horny for her all the time that its usually easy to write the trashed and devoted idiot he is into something pretentious and powerful and potent when relating to his unflappable arrogance and his narcissism, but sometimes I also need him to be *deep* and ffs profound for the sake of the plot and jfc my muse just wont work with me on that, she’s like I’m sorry I’m not about to bust my ass to make this mongrel intelligible like no sir all I wanna do is make him uncomfortably horny for Caroline and leave him like that.

So smh yeah the struggle is real….but lmao Caroline is just so precious and fiercely protective and just so achingly lonely in that story, so desperate for connection and trust and intimacy yet so guarded and impervious to everyone like it hurts me to write her like that but it really challenges me as an author to balance out her inherent light with the “void” I create in her and through her, so yeah it’s a very fulfilling task and I wouldnt change it one bit, and also I had to balance out her physical op-ness w half a millennium of the ugliest emotional trauma lol so I guess that figures, but the point being….once again I am overjoyed knowing that you liked a facet of the story that I tried so hard to make as authentically Caroline and achingly real and moving as I can and I cannot possibly feel more accomplished than rn for it so ty ty ty ty for reaching out to me and telling me *tackle hugs* It makes me GIDDY knowing that you enjoyed that particular part of the story like ugh stab me please you're too sweet.

And ok NOW, coming to The Originals part of the ask, (also please note that when I say TO headcanon; Hope does not exist, Hayley is a dead in a ditch and ofc Klaus will stop being that lil bitch they tried to pawn off as Klaus in TO) 

HEADCANON 1

Honestly my biggest headcanon when it comes to TO crossovers somehow always include non-humanity!Caroline like it’s just so perfect to me?? The opportunity to make shit BLOW UP b/w them like imagine the DEBAUCHERY, the heat, the SEXUAL TENSION, the repression of one Klaus Mikaelson, the EXPLORATIONS, and omg the role reversal when Klaus has to be the voice of moral reason between them and not bc he believes Caroline would not be able to stand herself if she does something heinous and monstrous but bc he wants her to be completely and utterly herself, and yk *aware*, when she DECIMATES ppl to the ground and is in full-on predator mode, like he wants her monster to come out and play with him when no part of Caroline is locked away or suppressed, so obviously when she is w/o her humanity KLAUS exercises restraint on her behalf, like can you imagine that, Klaus restraining himself and being the vague, extremely broken and just largely inaccurate moral compass between the two of them for ALL the wrong reasons- and the entirety of NOLA just standing there watching him herd this baby vampire who seems to be intent on riling him up and angering him when all she is doing is giving him a massive hybrid hard on, like IMAGINE THE GOODNESS of non-humanity Caroline wrecking NOLA and Klaus letting her wreck it bc he is helpless in the face of Caroline Forbes and also bc he is quite honestly *enjoying* the debauchery himself so why put a damper on the festivities.

-I might wanna add that I favour this headcanon a lot bc I genuinely do not even remotely *like* the idea of NOLA as Klaus's chosen place to set his roots so like I would love Caroline going to NOLA and destroying everything there just bc I detest NOLA and the storyline behind it in TO. (yes is it petty? Obvi, but like I am a petty soul and I make no apologies ma’am)

HEADCANON 2

So yeah that’s my main TO headcanon, but my other one being, one I talk about very frequently, scream about in tag rants to an obsessive level, and like this is a cracky one but still very valid, where Caroline rolls up to NOLA humanity intact and all, finds Hayley preggo and is just laughing her fucking ass off bc anybody ANYBODY, with half a brain and a two minute convo w klaus would know how UTTERLY stupid the entire baby shit is especially when it’s with an immemorable one night stand, and Caroline’s just losing her shit about how like an entire city is obssessed w this baby and she just straight up tells Klaus he’d SUCK as a dad (which he really does tho like he was a shitty fucking dad canonically too) and Klaus is just like *sigh* girl tell me about it. I mean basically he’s finally relieved that someone is on his side about the whole baby thing and how he definitely does not want his entire millennium of life to finally sum up to this one squalling leaking stinky infant/unicorn Hayley is apparently baking in her oven, and I say this headcanon is cracky bc klaus would never have put up w this mess long enough for Caroline to come in and sort it out, there’s this preferred method of disposal of his called heart ripping that would've been employed quite early on and honestly saved us all a lot of brain cells and minused years of life, bc let’s be real any Klaus who’s NOT a lil snivelling bitch wearing a Klaus skinsuit would’ve yeeted the baby and the mama first chance he got, and that’s just how I see it.

Lmao I really hope I didnt scare you away w my *strong* opinions Ik they can be a bit much but I enjoy having them so theyre not going anywhere, anyways this ask answer got WAYYYY too long but I’m hoping I answered your question well with this or atleast left you slightly confused and bemused over my feral screaming....either ways I’m really really really happy to have got your ask and the chance to rant so much bs, Twas cathartic and honestly I had nothing to do today so I was more than happy to dish this baby out for you. Thank you so much sweet anon for putting a smile on my face today I am absolutely HONOURED by your words you’sa cutie 💖💞✨🗣🗣

[mrskurono]

ANON: ahah ahaha aha ah, high as a kite megumi anon here. i got another idea if u do not mind😗😳 l8 night thots be simple yet sophisticated...

so like i will reiterate that lowkey forcefeeding megumi who’s a blubbering red faced mess gets me going. sure u like to dope him to the max, but just making him eat in general? wow.. hes sat up against the headboard and u straddle his lap, treats in hand, saying megumi bby i made these special, just for u, why wont u have my special treats :( he tells u nono im not hungry im not hungry..head sorta drops to hang at his shoulder and he turns away just a little bit... opens his mouth right when u tear a bite sized piece of food and touch it to his lips. he doesnt rly have the strength to open his eyes anymore, he jus feels something near his mouth(its that oral fixation dude, maybe he thinks ur gonna let him suck ur fingies again) so he eats, n he eats, n he eats...after swallowing the first two bites he knows to open wide and wait for the next piece to go in. u ask him if he liked it and he jus giggles and says “more pls?”

YO I JUST GOT AN IDEA FOE SHOWERING WITH HIM HOLY FUCK

OK SO LIKE THERES A SEAT IN THERE IN THE SHOWER YEAH??? AND OK COCKWARMING YEAH???? ok solike ur afraid of him slipping and falling bc yeah it makes sense, megumi can stand but he can barely manage seeing where hes going and his legs wont rly do what he wants so he trips. bby is covered in sweat and other bodily fluids(u are as well) and so when u go in the shower to wash off, u place him on the seat in there and sit next to him(listen its a big shower and theres like those built in benches yknow) SO THEN HES ALL TOUCHY FEELY AND LAUGHY AND STUFF and u decide hey. my little puppy sit in my lap. BUT HERES THE THING. u got the strap im so sorry is that what its called and have HIM KINDA GET COCKWARMED !!!!!!!!! AND HIS MOANING JS ECHOING OFF THE WALLS AND UR LIKE shhhh megumi lemme jus wash ur hair and then ill take real good care of u, jus a few more minutes, and ur running ur hand thru his hair thats dripping water from the showerhead pouring down on both of u and he wants to move so bad but ur grip on his waist is enough to keep him still and both of his hands jus clasp around his dick and tries to get off that way but as we say, doped up megumi doesnt have much coordination or control after a while😩

What is it with the food bc like, I get it??? Inherently I like to feed people (I love cooking and baking and always try to get people to eat anyways I can’t help it) But this Megumi thing PHEW it has me acting up in a way I didn’t know what a thing!

Megumi strung out in your lap, after you really got him nice and just checked tf for everything, so you’re giving him something to eat. It’s been a while and poor baby has expended so much energy you gotta make sure he doesn’t get light headed right? But imagine giving him something of conflicting tempatures. Like fruit or something that’s been in the fridge. And him scrunching his face up being like “no…’tsk too cold…I- I can’t no.” Of course you run it along his bottom lip and that needy fuck opens his mouth hoping you’ll put something in it (god we’ve talked about fingers but like….full on just having him suck on a strap on/any sex toy ok my thoughts are, feral) and Megumi arguing the entire time in incoherent sentences to top it off but he keeps eating it. Praising him telling him what a good boy he is and just- asdfghjkl- I can’t explain it I gotta feed doped up Megumi

And- AHEM….YOU GENIUS WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT

Ok ok ok, lemme self indulge in a little kink of mine (idk if its a kink, i just know it feels good and I liked doing it) but you’ve got Megumi resting so nicely between your legs like a good boi. He’s sat all the way down on your strap on and kinda wiggling and moaning, cheeks flush red and his lips slightly parted bc all he can think about is his tingling body and your toy filling him up. But, instead of jerking him off, you use the shower head. Megumi embarrassed but you just keep hushing and cooing in his ear “Shh baby boy we gotta clean you up” “My puppy’s all messy I can’t let you sleep like this” “Let me clean you up.”

It starts as legit cleaning him off. Soaping up his stomach and lower body. Reaching around pressing that toy further into him, and lathering all over him. He’s fifthly you can’t get that back in your bed. So you’re washing him up and of course that strung out idiot pops a boner. Easier to clean right? So you play with him, all soapy and suddy and a moaning mess as he can’t really move with your toy up him. But got the feeling is incredible. Just to whimper and whine when you tell him you have to rinse him off. This is where it gets fun. Noticing he bucks up when the spray of water crosses his cock. And like most shower heads have a “massage” setting on them. So switching it up and teasingly running the water over his achingly hard cock. Megumi comes undone he is a sobbing overstimmed mess at this point. The water feels so good against the underside of his cock. He’s babbling nonsense and moaning up a storm even as you hush him. Fingers in his mouth might do something but the way he reacts to the water massaging his cock is something else. He’s groaning on your fingers, wiggling back on your cock and his poor cock is twitching up and down with the aid of the water stream and nothing else. You don’t think he’s gonna cum like this until suddenly he bucks his hips up and cries an incoherent version of your name. Body spasming as he cums hands free just from the feeling of the water against his cock and the way your toy pressed right up into his sensitive spot. I just- *chefs kiss* God I would pay to watch this with my life

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🍊😊🍐🌀 - For Anya!

Asdfghjkl Anya is definitely a new fave to write for, so keep that flow coming in!!! 🥺🥺🥺

🍊 What is your OC’s favourite meal? Snack? Dessert? Drink? Any reasons behind this besides liking how it tastes?

What is your OC’s most hated food? Stuff they can’t stand to eat or drink?

As a vampire, and a pureblood vampire nonetheless, Anya never had to rely on food. The Nosferatu did encourage her to try, however. Though 'Father' wasn't much of a cook admittedly. Anya enjoyed the food the maters made for her when she was living outside and exploring the world. She especially likes to try out local cuisines and specialties, forever willing to try out a variety of street foods.

If she has to pick a favourite meal she would choose stews and curries of all types. There is something very homely about them that she enjoys but can never quite replicate, or even find in the markets or restaurants. It has to be homemade by someone else. Anya supposes, though she has no idea how that works, that it is the feeling of preparing food for someone else that makes it extra special. 

For a snack she loves a Turkish delight, subtly sweet and chewy as well as soft! And then their soft rose colour and flavour? She is sold. Though croissants also come in close, the layers and the chewiness accompanied with that crunch and sinful amount of butter? One can always convince her to eat anything chewy and unhealthy. She isn't afraid of falling sick anyway. It is for that reason that her pockets are always filled with snacks of all types, ready to be whipped out!

She does, however, hold bad memories over shellfish. Sea snails, clams, oysters, all of them hold bad memories. She is willing to try them again, when food safety is better guaranteed, but she also likes her guts and sees no reason to wreck them if she doesn't even rely on whatever sustenance they give.

And then there is this concerning trend of fizzy drinks that she isn't a fan of. Anya prefers her coffee and her tea warm and hot, not sweetened and bubbly. Especially not bubbly.

In overall Anya isn’t fuzzy with food and in general enjoys everything, especially when there is company to share it with. 

😊 What can make your OC smile even when they’re feeling down? What cheers them up and makes everything feel better for them? Is your OC generally a happy person and do they enjoy making others smile? What about your OC makes others happy?

An interesting fact, or a nice story told! Anya lives for tales of adventures or learning about something new. Surprise her and she will be delighted!

Generally Anya rarely gets her mood down, she knows how to keep her spirits up, but more importantly, she rarely allows anything to get to her. Unless it is for theatrical purposes, for she feels that everyone could use some cheer and extra flair in their lives. In general Anya’s philosophy about food matches that of her cheer; it is best shared in company. Ironically, for the Nosferatu demands her to cut herself off. 

Anya's excitement for acquiring and sharing knowledge and stories, but also the fact that she always carries a pastry with her, is perhaps one of the main reasons people enjoy her company. It is an infectious excitement. Anya likes to believe that just as that she always manages to bring in a dramatic flair into the room. Accompanied with the fact that she simply loves to share food and one has cracked the formula of instant friendship, not?

🍐 What is your OC’s mentality? Are they overall positive? Negative? A bit of both? Describe their thought patterns and reasoning behind their choice making!

Anya works hard to be a positive presence and to be of sunny disposition. After all, what use is there to whine and lament over what has already passed? She rather flail dramatically and laugh in the face of fortune before banishing it entirely from her thoughts other than a note for the records. Anya is someone that focuses on the present, but as someone so indulged and involved in the pasts of everyone she understands all the more the importance of maintaining hope. Everything comes to an end, after all, and Anya as an immortal is bound to outlive all good and bad.

Within, however, Anya is perhaps a little less sunny and bubbly. Within she is more bleak about herself than anything. Because she is an immortal the Nosferatu won't need a new heir. Because she is... Within Anya is a bit more pessimistic as well as fatalistic and even self-sacrificial, willing to carry a burden alone if that means someone else doesn't have to.

🌀 Where is your OC from? Where were they born? Do they still live there, if not why did they move? If they still live in the area how has it changed since their childhood? How many places has your OC lived in and where has been their favourite?

Austria, born in the state Styria, but Anya doesn’t remember this herself, or does so only vaguely. She was still a young child, after all and most of the memories from her time before ‘father’ adopted her are suppressed or just entirely forgotten. What she does remember from her life back then was that home was a warm place with a soft bed and that there was a rose garden. It is one of the reasons why Anya adopted the rose as her emblem in her Nosferatu activities.

Obviously Anya has long since moved away from the place, to the point that she has forgotten about her origins. Why, she isn’t sure, she was too young to make a decision after all when ‘father’ extended a hand to the young vampire who knew that her family was gone. Why she never returned is also beyond her. She travelled so much, she even travelled through Austria itself, but there is a strange pull and push coming from the area that Anya isn’t ready to confront for some reason. A cowardly thing to say for a Nosferatu, who value knowledge above all. 

But in the meanwhile Anya has travelled all over, meeting other vampire families and recording their tales and movements. In her long life she has been allowed to travel much to learn of the world and to better understand it. Needless to say, there are many places she has loved and would love to go back to, whether it was for the scenery, for the food, or just to smell the air again or to feel the waters. In any case, there is a brimming wanderlust within Anya, even after that she becomes a Nosferatu and she moves as she pleases, whereever history will lead her.  

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As requested, here’s a masterlist fic rec for the following categories 1) ASL brothers; 2) mugiwara nakama feels; 3) some shippy fics; and for those not really falling into any of the requested categories, I put in “others”. I took some liberty in the categorization whelp but hopefully this will do. And you didn’t ask for it but I put tiny notes on each rec’d fic bc I felt like it haha

If you wanna rec some fics that aren’t here, please, by all means, send them to me. If any of the link is wrong/broken, do tell me as well. If you want to rant/talk/squeal/cry/etc over any of the fics, I’m forever open to messages and let’s cry together.

aaand, if you haven’t been following fyeahonepiece, please do so  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

anything about the ASL BROTHERS some might be toeing the line of shipping but i’ll put a warning for those

The Best Responsibility by echaryn Summary:  Watching Luffy and Sabo bond makes him...envious. Their obvious love and affection, the way they are always together, the trust between them... it makes Law anxious, and jealous at the same time. He lost his sister before...before he could even start to understand what being an older brother means. He's nobody's older sibling anymore, but it's still inside him, isn't it? Notes: clicked on this not really expecting much but jfc oda please let this be canon i beg you like i didn’t know i needed bigbro!law until this

Brother Complex and How It Traumatizes Others by Alsheon Summary:  In which, Ace let nothing be in his way to boast about his dear baby brother. Not even in the middle of War. And not agreeing means death. A painful death. Or in another sense, Ace stopped running but for an entirely different reason. Notes: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T CANON LMAO this is legit my all-time favorite

What Happens When You Assume by revolutionarykoala Summary:  The Straw Hats are overjoyed to finally meet Luffy’s elusive brother Sabo. When they finally lay eyes on him however, they realise that assumptions are best to be avoided when it comes to the D. Family. Notes: in which asl confuses the shit out of everyone and yes it’s forever a mood and my aesthetic

Little Spitfire by VictoriaJL Summary:  My take on Ace raising Luffy with his caring and loving tendencies. Garp is an old geezer. Dadan throws tantrums. And the bandits are helpless, Oh, did I mention that the whitebeard pirates are completely and utterly in love with adorable little Luffy? Notes: i live for ace and sabo’s adventures in raising baby luffy lmao  

The Three Admirals by Miqila Summary:  What if Sabo, Ace and Luffy were the three admirals? Notes: i need more marine!asl fics

Triple Switch by Pachimew Summary:  In which Luffy can't find his hat, Ace is on his brother's ship, and Sabo is very confused. -Kinda self-indulgent. No ships. Pre-Saobody. Notes: swapped!asl loool another all-time favorite of mine

Through Time by xXDia-RoseXx Summary:  Ace and Sabo looking for Luffy wander into a cave and end up 12 years into the future. Through the craziness they meet their Little brother now 12 years older than them. What are two kids suppose to do when their Older-Little Brother looks at them sadly but smiles at them with glee? They try and make him happy again that's what! Notes: *screams into the sun* ASL!!!!!!!!!!!

To be made into Adults by The Eternal Empress Summary:  "When will you let me to adult things, Ace?" you ask, eyes shining bright and ears still wet behind. I pat your head as I smile. "When you're old enough." But, I know that isn't going to happen because I'll never let you become an adult (In which Ace and Sabo's brotherly love is contorted to a degree of no return) BrotherlyASL. AU. Notes:  me, at the ending: oh shiiiiit i didn’t expect that???

Same Difference by Beyond Kailani Summary:  AU. One small change can make all the difference...Someone thought lost returns Notes: the canon my asl babies deserved

The Legends of Kintaro (and Gintaro and Dotaro) by jamie15 Summary: It's Children's Day in the Kindgom of Goa, and neither Ace nor Sabo could care less. That is, until they find out what other day it is ... Notes: *slams fist on the table* this was so damn cute!

Moby Dick’s Tales by FreeFan1412 Summary: an AU where ASL ends up in the moby dick Notes: this one’s a series so just click on the author’s page and asl + whitebeard pirates is always a good laugh

(Wh)y is equal to 45 by The Eternal Empress Summary:  Ace is drunk, Sabo crashes into his room, their cat, Sunny, has been sitting by the doorway for days, and Luffy forgets the answer to (wh)y. (In which Luffy tries to find the value of y as well as the reason behind his brothers' and Sunny's mundane behavior, and the TV makes him remember the answer). Modern AU. Brotherly!ASL. Notes: i don’t wanna spoil anything but  i was shookt asdfghjkl this was so beautiful

Magical Messes and Panicking Professors: Welcome to Hogwarts by ScarletteSorceress Summary:  What do you do when you have three mischievous brothers sorted into three different houses? Well according to Headmaster Whitebeard and Professor Shanks you drink as much rum as you can before Marco can get to you. Magic spells, overturned cauldrons, and inter-house prank wars fueled by sibling rivalry; look out Hogwarts, life's about to get interesting. Hogwarts!AU Notes: asl + harry potter yes two of my favorite things

Bonds of Sea and Fire by Mithril Lace Summary:  After the fire in Gray Terminal, a worried Luffy sneaks out to go looking for Ace, only to wind up captured by Bluejam and taken from the island. When Ace finds out Luffy's been kidnapped, he sets out to retrieve Sabo so they can go after him, and a chance encounter at sea drastically alters their plans. Notes: my asl feels + them ending up with the whitebeard pirates

Not everyday is a good day, live anyway by cand13 Summary:  Not everyone tells the truth, trust anyway. Not everyone will love you back, love anyway. Not every game will be fair, play anyway. How else could anyone survive what they have and still be that lively? Notes:  ASL growing up with Whitebeard story

Somewhere to Belong by Pizza yum Summary:  Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong. Notes: young!asl alive together is what i breathe for

Twist of Fate by Takuku Summary:  A One Piece AU where Luffy and his brothers set out after the fire in the Gray Terminal, and they come across Marco and Thatch of Whitebeard's crew. Things go differently from the original. Notes: it’s not as if im saying im weak for young!asl with the whitebeard pirates..........but i am

Ten Years Make No Difference by YohoAruto Summary:  What if Luffy was instead ten years younger than Ace himself? But as anyone would know,a life with Luffy is much more crazier and troublesome than it should be. It's just that the 'soon to be pirate king' is much more cuter. Notes: baby!luffy raised by ace and sabo YES also lmao at luffy’s first word

Come Morning, Together Again by mapplepie Summary:  One day, Ace woke up and decided shirts were overrated. Apparently it was contagious, because Luffy soon thought the same. Sabo just hoped he didn't catch whatever it was that was going around (but he does in the end, and he couldn't be happier). Time-travel. Notes: sabo is fucking done and this is the fix-it we all need

Surprisingly Addictive by ReluctantlyBratty45 Summary:  Just a story of Luffy being Luffy, but as a girl. Wacky adventures and awkward situations abound. fem!Luffy. Alive!Sabo. Notes: all i can say is that luffy’s lucky to be a boy in canon bc imagine how more protective his brothers could have been

Start of a Joke by loosingletters Summary:  A pirate goes to Impel Down and shares his cell with a political bargain chip and a wannabe noble. What sounds like the start of a really bad joke has just become reality for Ace. Notes: if asl never grew up together well there’s always impel down as a good meet-up point, i guess

Fix it, Sabo! by InsanelyWriteful Summary:  Sabo comes home to find that he really can't leave Ace and Luffy alone without some catastrophic event taking place in his absence. Now it is up to him to deal with the ultimate horror: A crying Luffy. Notes: ace trying to act cool despite panicking over making luffy cry lol

Sharp Knife of a Short Life by saraku Summary:  The Blood of the Covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Notes: asl short series in which i live for my boys being alive

Meet the Family by siqwithaQ Summary:  Luffy's was probably the most interesting proposition Zoro had ever heard, so naturally, he just had to go along with it. Notes: PITBULL - that’s it, that’s the fic.

Family Reunion by Eiliem Summary:  After Ace's rescue from Marinford, the Straw Hats hitch a ride on the Moby Dick so Luffy can check up on his brother... and because they forgot to secure transportation of their own. Notes: what should have been canon before/during/after marineford arc tbh

Saving Ace Together by firefistphoenix Summary:  What if all the straw hats come together to save Ace? set after impel down and immediately towards Marine-ford. Also Thatch is alive and I intend to keep Ace and Whitebeard alive too. Notes: everyone alive is my kink

wish by spirit if by yes by midnightluck Summary:  Mostly, Sabo likes his job, even when it means trying to chase down pirates like Whitebeard in the New World to discuss important Army affairs. Okay, maybe especially then. Notes:  Reunion AU where Sabo's a lucky little brat, everyone's happy, and nothing hurts. Well, okay, some stuff still hurts. BUT THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOW CANON HAD GONE ;___________;

Immortality is What We Leave Behind by BedlamAnjelle Summary:  The lines between mythos and humans were very clear cut, and Marco liked it that way. Everyone knew that the great Suzaku had deemed humans savage and was content to have nothing to do with them ever again. Which is why the phoenix lord buying two humans- young boys, no less- at the auction came as a shock. Especially to Marco. Just what was he thinking, yoi? Notes: all the kid!acelu feels and reluctant papa!marco ++ izou & thatch

Wild Blood by siqwithaQ Summary:  In a world where the King never died, Roger and Dragon try to raise their sons away from the government's eye. Secrecy turns out to be more of a challenge than they bargained for. Notes: im sad this hasn’t been updated bc we were getting to the really good part of toddler!ace and baby!luffy finally meeting

Young and Built to Fall by fingers-falling-upwards Summary:  Ace will save his nakama. He will save his father. And he will save his little brother and ensure Luffy's happiness even if it kills him. Again. Thankfully, he won't be doing it alone. Together, he and Luffy will change the world. Notes: a timetravel fix-it fic

Learning Freedom by elri(angelrider13) Summary:  They were slaves. One who had known freedom and lost it; one who had been born without it. Will a chance meeting give them something to live for? 15yo!ace and 3yo!luffy Notes: ughhh this remains as one of my all time favs jfc it’s so beautifully written and my heart aches on how young and innocent luffy is and how ace raised him up; warning for heavy themes; it’s been discontinued though bc people kept plagiarizing it asdfghjkl

Ten Years Difference by Stormy1x2 Summary:  It's amazing what differences there would be if there were a ten-year age difference between Ace and Luffy. For one thing, how on earth could Ace possibly feel good about himself leaving Foosha Village if his brother had been six-and-a-half instead of the canon fourteen? Notes: older!ace and younger!luffy + one piece canon sign me up

Ace in the Hole by Reign of Rayne Summary:  Raised as an assassin with no knowledge of his father and holding no drive beyond the orders he's given, Ace finds his whole world flipped by one small boy and a promise. Notes: older!ace and younger!luffy fics is my kryptonite

Gang Wars by samettikettu Summary:  In order to protect his most treasured possession, Ace joins the Whitebeard gang but soon finds out that protecting his brother is much harder than he had thought. When gang wars rampage and child welfare officers knock the door, Ace is lucky to have friends around him who are willing to help him and his four-year-old little brother, Luffy. Notes: ace raising luffy hell to the yes

A Pirate’s Resolve by Anjelle Summary: Luffy has finally reached his dream of becoming the Pirate King. He goes to visit Ace's grave to finally finish his journey. But really, there's more adventure awaiting him. When he arrives on an uninhabited island with his crew, he's attacked by a stranger. However, perhaps this boy isn't a stranger after all. [AceLu brotherly. No pairings] Notes: did someone ask for acelu feels??? here you go

Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire Summary:  Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters! Notes: another all-time fav bc i live for luffy breaking the whitebeard pirates

Drunken Brocon by DemonKittyAngel Summary:  It isn't until the first time Ace gets drunk that they learn he has a brother. Doting on him has become a favorite pass time and they can see him thriving under the attention. Such a cute little brother. Which is why it comes as such a shock that he's a big brother. "Did I tell you about the time he got swallowed by the alligator, again?"   Notes: Drunk!Ace Brocon!Ace Family!Whitebeards

Breakout by Karukyuu Summary:  After being momentarily stopped during his invasion of Impel Down, Luffy wakes up one hour earlier. Not only does this spell the worst trouble Impel Down has ever seen, but also bestows the Marines with a most unwanted surprise. Notes: what do you mean this isn’t what happened

Never Save by siqwithaQ Summary: Ace's guardian angel might be something other than an angel. Notes: alternatively titled as “hurt me more dot jpg”

Soulmates!verse by Elri (angelrider13) Summary:  There was always one Angel and one Demon. No more, no less. One was pure, the other tainted. They were never meant to co-exist, and yet, they find themselves inevitably drawn together. Notes: there are 3 stories in this universe with basically the same theme of angel!luffy and demon!ace; warning (?): this also toes the line of being shippy between ace and luffy but well it depends on the reader i guess

Forgot to Hide the Bodies by siqwithaQ Summary:  Despite being lovers and sharing an apartment, neither Ace nor Luffy ever found out what the other does for a living — not to say that there haven't been close calls. Because, really, some skeletons in the closet are more literal than others. Ace/Luffy Notes: warning (?) acelu is shippy; but ok goodness this one made me laugh

Brave and Strong by samettikettu Summary:  Everything made sense now, why Sabo hadn't hugged him back and why he didn't say much to him during their brief meetings. Or why he hadn't waited till he woke up. Sabo blamed him for Ace's death. Notes: i didn’t know i needed yandere!sabo until this

Borrowing Days by Strange-Charms Summary:  Sabo was determined, he'd do this right. To make up for all those he'd missed. Notes: ahhh such a “quiet” and nice sabo and luffy brotherly bonding

Detective Loomes and the Phantom Thief by samettikettu Summary:  Detective Sherlock Loomes is the greatest detective in all England and he's tracking down the murderer who took his friend's life, a man called Moriarty. During his investigations, another criminal catches his eyes and messes up his head with his charming smile. It's the Phantom Thief Lupin! Sabo/Luffy Notes: everyone’s roles are great; warning (?): shippy sabolu

The Monkey Clan by loofahlover Summary:  Zoro had never thought that going out with Luffy would be easy. But that knowledge had not prepared him to meet with a senile old marine, an ex-mercenary, a half-drunk traveling salesman, a fireman with a questionable skillset, a shady government agent, and an even shadier sociopath. Notes: this was tagged as zoro/luffy but the focus was on the “monkey clan” and this was fcking hilarious and literally has been a rollercoaster from start until the end lmao I LOVE THIS

The Hat by Taisi Summary:  About a year before the Corrida Colosseum in Dressrosa, Sabo met one of Luffy's nakama. Well, they didn't actually meet. They spoke, but names weren't exchanged; other things were. Notes: so simple but sooooo good; AU drabble

NAKAMA FICS ALL of akurosa’s fics are a must-read!!! but let me list down my top ones from this author this is the price that has been paid in full (Some days, it's the ridiculously small things that break them and make them start over again.)   moments like this (simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments)   Next Time Won’t You Sing With Me (The Straw Hats' ABCs. Short stories, all Luffy-centric with crew member interactions and sometimes, with Ace. notes: the last chapter (letter z) killed me hence, this) Like When a Fox Falls (Last time, he saved them. This time, they'll find him. A modern-reincarnation fic)  

2 Things by The StoryBooker Summary:  Zoro contemplates the things he does for his captain. Then he has a conversation with Rayleigh about what it means to be a first mate. Notes: im weak for first mates complaining about their captains

A Light Against The Dark Sky by zealousfreak27 Summary:  In which Robin Nico adopts six squirming children, becomes an object of interest for a famous elderly violinist, makes the acquaintance of a very interesting demolitionist, and learns to live again. Notes: pretty sure im gonna rec all kid!luffy fics tbh

Already Forever by Taisi Summary:  Hundreds of years from now, historians will never know what her captain was thinking, when he brought Enies Lobby to its knees with a declaration of war, when he attacked a Celestial Dragon on an island in an archipelago, and she won't be there to explain, "it was for a friend, you see?" (In which Nami comes to understand that the world will never understand Luffy.) Notes: nami’s thoughts are pretty much the fans’ thoughts

Always Gold by kokune Summary:  He's tied to a tree, his swords and crew are missing, and now some ten-year-old brat calling himself Sabo is waving around a lead pipe, demanding to know what happened to his little brother. Zoro closes his eyes and wonders if a bottle of booze will appear out of nowhere if he wishes hard enough. It's not like the day can get any weirder, anyway. Notes: post timeskip!SHs encounter young!ASL on Dawn Island

Copycat by Taisi Summary: And then, so quickly no one saw it happen, the man is reeling back with a broken nose, the creature is swept up and away, and Luffy- cradling it safely against his chest- looks as surprised as the rest of them. (In which there are absolutely no miraculous returns, and old wounds ache before a rain.) Notes: *wraps luffy in a burrito blanket*

Calendars and Kings by Taisi Summary:  "When I was little, all the other kids got treats and candies on my birthday too, so I didn't know it was special for me. Ace always said it was, but I thought that was just 'cause he was my big brother. I thought that since it was already a holiday, it didn't count!" Notes: just some nakama feels for all of us

Inversion by siqwithaQ Summary: "He wished things were different. He wished things would change." Notes: did someone ask for an ocean of angst in 1 chapter??? here you go

Inanition by Taisi Summary:  in·a·ni·tion, noun; lack of mental or spiritual vigor and enthusiasm; exhaustion caused by lack of nourishment. Notes: [In which Luffy's metabolism is faster than his doctor understands.]

Linger by Duzzie Summary:  AU. They're just a bunch of lonely kids in a hospital ward before he comes along: the boy with a smile like sunshine. Notes: what was that you wanted more angsty fics??? here you go

Smile Again by Taisi Summary:  His eyes are bright, and his mouth is stretched into a grin as wide as the world, and looking at him Usopp could cry. Notes: Modern AU, Nakamaship; there’s a lingering ache bc of the loss but the support of the mugiwara family is there

The Straw Hat by EmberEvolution Summary: The straw hat Shanks had given Luffy all those years ago finally fits on the boy's head. For anyone else, it would be an exciting event as it proves that they've grown from before. For Luffy, it's an event that triggered a panic fit and the reason behind it is simple: What if he outgrows his treasured straw hat? Notes: luffy has legitimate concerns ok

S We Walk the Beaten Path by soomin Summary: They were so close to the end that a few of them have actually begun to think about the ever after. However, Sabo warns the Strawhat crew that one of them will not make it to the afterwards if they go to Raftel, the crew thinks. It has always been pirate king or death. Not a single one thought that the “or” could one day be “and”. Notes: The highlight would have to be how each of the crew member reacted and tried finding a “solution”.

In The Bag by Kamu Summary: All pirates have hordes of treasure.It just so happens in this life, cats are the treasure in Luffy's. Notes: luffy as the owner of mugiwara!cats but this def needs the next part to update

Kizuna by YokoHogawa Summary:  Usopp carefully watches Luffy over the sandwich he is biting into, and he can’t help but worry. Sanji has an anxiety problem. Something wakes Zoro at the crack of dawn. Notes: nice approach immediately after the crew’s 3d2y reunion

Exclusivity by Taizi Summary:  A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. Notes: ngl i’m weak for people being protective over luffy

Breadwinner by siqwithaQ Summary:  Because when the trouble doesn't find the Straw Hats by itself, the Straw Hats have to go looking for trouble. Notes: im still choking with laughter especially with the law-luffy-nami scenes lmao

Nothing but Trouble by Kitsune Foxfire Summary:  Marco and Thatch have had just about enough of the Moby Dick's newest passenger. Whenever Ace isn't trying to kill Oyaji, he's driving the rest of the crew insane with his bizarre habits. They're not even sure if they've picked up a feral dog or a person anymore. Who the heck raised this kid, anyway? Wolves? Notes: oh, ace, i love you

Unexpected Emergencies by blueh Summary:  Luffy had been alone most of his short life, with no one to love and no one to rely on. This all changed, however, when the Whitebeard Pirates stumble upon his lonely little island and take the four-year-old boy under their wing. Who knew that the little rubber brat would become one of Oyaji's strongest commanders when he grew up? Ha. The Whitebeard Pirates sure didn't. Notes: ahhh the bonding of luffy and the whitebeard pirates as he grew up was so nice

SHIPPY FICS aka i didn’t know i shipped anyone in one piece but damn these fics are good

An Interesting Proposal by petiteneko Summary:  If anybody told Smoker that he would have a casual conversation with his boss at a pirate's wedding, he would have thought them beyond insane. Law/Luffy Notes: wherein smoker’s sure he didn’t sign up for this bullshit and the wedding hall has got to be the “most wanted area in history”

Her Pace by Arithra Summary:  When Trafalgar Law first met Strawhat Luffy in the auction house on Sabaody, he like everyone else, assumed her to be male. It was a simple fact. A fact that would not survive their second meeting. Law/Luffy Notes: genderbent!luffy and as usual he/she is still so damn cute

Stow Away Captains by xairylle Summary:  Law sneaks into the men's quarters of the Thousand Sunny. Zoro contemplates on how to deal with it. And Luffy, well, Luffy is just Luffy. Notes: screaming over the predicament of zoro, sanji, usopp, and brook lmao

Youthful Years by grayclouds Summary:  Snippets and bits of seven years in Hogwarts during which Law hopelessly pines for Luffy. Law/Luffy Notes: the hp au every fandom needs

We’re Not Nuns by deadhemoglobin Summary:  Luffy went to prison. [[ZoLu, LawLu, Prison AU, warnings inside]] Notes: explicit Zoro/Luffy y’all and the premise was interesting

A Clash of Blades by Arithra Summary:  Mihawk had lived by the blade, had lived for the blade and the moment she lost her title she would die by the blade as well. Only Shanks ever dared to disagree. (fem!mihawk; Shanks/Mihawk) Notes: i thought mihawk looked pretty in oda’s genderbent drawing so i casually looked for a fic then this happened and jfc ngl this works sooo well and the fact that the author managed to keep them in character was super nice

ASL in Love by Kereea Summary: Three things would be true about the ASL Brothers’ relationships: they would be spectacular, they would be weird, and Shanks would not approve of his kids’ love lives. Marco/Ace Sabo/Koala Law/Luffy Notes: papa!shanks is the best and him raging over his kids’ “special others” is the best Hey, Mr. Star, I Think I love You (Please Love Me Too) by JuHuaTai Summary: Rising star actor, Marco Newgate, and the darling of the music industry, Spade, are just friends. Good friends who met in the most awkward of circumstances, and hold great respect for each other’s craft. Okay, a whole lot deal of great respect, and there might be a shade of crush here and there, but it’s a celebrity crush and that’s all there is to it.At least, that's what they kept saying. The whole world sure doesn't buy it one bit. Marco/Ace Notes: fluff goodness literally this is what you’d need if you wanna have toothache from all the sweetness also i cry over luffy being a youtuber

We’ll Look Back and Laugh at Ourselves by JuHuaTai Summary: Between his new boyfriend and his workaholic boss, Marco felt like he was surrounded by family issues of the father and son dispute variety. Maybe it was just a coincidence.Or maybe he should've listened to the office gossip more. Maybe then he'd figure it out sooner. Marco/Ace Notes: i relate with whitebeard and (later on) rayleigh

Thwarted by a Malign Star by DeadSkullB Summary:  “Fuck pirates, they're scum - except for Luffy, Luffy's fine… But he's not a pirate yet… that means it's fine, yeah, pirates suck,” Ace said matter-of-factly. Then his brain slowly caught up and he looked at the man - his face, not his very, very nice chest - with narrowed eyes. “Are you a pirate?” Marco smirked and pointed down at his chest. “You’re Marco the pine- Phoenix,” Ace stumbled over the word, heart having leapt to his throat and filled his ear with constant drumming. He didn't realize he spilled his drink - when had he gotten a refill? Marco/Ace Notes: came for the summary bc ace doting on luffy even as a marine is gold and stayed bc damn that was hot; nsfw & explicit obv

One Piece Soulmates AU by Charlie_Mou Summary: You have the name of your soulmate tattooed on your body but it's the name that will have the biggest impact on the world. Marco/Ace Law/Luffy Notes: The variety of One Piece Soulmate AU, mostly MarcoAce, LawLu, and others which isn’t written yet.

OTHERS of doughnuts and meat by dami_an Summary: "Where's my MEAT?!!" Behind the counter, Katakuri looks up from the sales ledger. He sighs, "Told you; this is a bakery. We don't sell meat here." "But you have meat buns!!!" Luffy whines. Notes: “in which katakuri's a baker and ends up befriending a seven-year-old luffy”; the exasperation of katakuri ftw and kid!luffy is the cutest basically a very wholesome shit i live for

The World Goes Around by WinglessCrows Summary: "How come you're called the pirate hunter, when you're a pirate yourself?"- How Zoro got his nickname and how his stupid captain was somehow involved. Notes: a headcanon i accept

Grandfatherhood by Keereea Summary:  Sengoku and Garp chat about Sengoku's discovery about Law. Notes: “Like Sengoku wouldn't tell Garp "crap I've join the 'my grandson's a pirate' club." warning (?): there’s a tiny bit of lawlu at the end

An Old-Hat Rivalry by lunarshores(damichan) Summary:  Three times Marco met a different man wearing the straw hat, and one time he decided to follow it. Notes: i just love the takes of authors on how marco and luffy’s dynamic is going to be and ugh the ending was so cute

A Song for the Heartsore and War-Weary by Summary: "Sorry, Ace," Marco murmured to himself as he riffled through the stack of old newspapers. "I don't know how it happened, but... I think I'm stalking your little brother." Notes: another take on marco and luffy’s dynamic asdfghjkl

Unsinkable by RikoJasmine Summary: The Straw Hats find out that their captain has one hell of a family. When asked about his mother’s whereabouts, Luffy simply grins and throws his arms out, gesturing to the endless expanse of sea around them. With complete sincerity, he replies, “The ocean is my mother!”An AU where Luffy isn’t entirely human, and water affects him differently than other Devil Fruit users. Notes: an interesting take on who luffy’s mother might be

Take It From Another Savior by JadeFlicker Summary: "You realize, by saving Straw Hat-ya, you may very well have indirectly changed or saved a lot of lives.” “You think?” “I know.” On their way to Wano, Law and his group just happen to meet the Red Hair Pirates. Notes: ahhh, i loved the “quietness” of this fic and some interactions between characters i didn’t think i’d be interested in seeing (hence this)

Like Cats and Dogs by PitViperOfDoom Summary:  It should be easy to judge a man by the shape of his soul, but Strawhat Luffy spits in the face of logic and predictability. Notes: i finally found a daemon fic yes

Law’s Adventure in the Thousand Sunny by LuffyForKing Summary: Law's thoughts on the crew's antics. Rated T for some swearing. Notes: basically, the strawhats broke law lmao

About You by pitchblackfingernails Summary:  “Is he serious?!” He heard faintly from Eustass-ya’s direction. And it seemed that he was. Because “Straw Hat” Monkey D. Luffy, dodged one, two bullets that flew in his direction, formed a fist, pulled his arm back, and then, with a shout, hit the face of one of the World Nobles with a force that sent the sucker flying halfway across the room, completely shattering the benches that were in the way in the process. And grunted in satisfaction, a fierce and proud look on his face. Law would be lying if he claimed that the sight didn’t make his heart skip a beat. Fucking hell. So that was Monkey D. Luffy. Notes: warning (?): it’s tagged as law/luffy but so far, it’s more on showing law’s pov on luffy pre timeskip

Every You, Every Me by tokyonightskies Summary: “Did you know, Roci…” Doffy begins in a voice that only spells out trouble. As if he knows something Rocinante doesn’t, has never thought about until it’s said and done. “That Sengoku keeps your marine file in his desk?” There’s something comforting about how unpredictable his brother is, something he can count on at least when there’s nothing else to rely on. He grabs a commentary on their great-great grandmother and puts it on top of the others, on the pile of papers he doesn’t really suspect his brother to read thoroughly. “I didn’t.” He responds tiredly as he shuts the drawer and leans against the wall, “Do I want to know how you know?” Doffy comes to stand next to him, tilts his head back until Roci can glimpse at his eyes from the side, and teases, “I looked, of course.” Notes: interesting take on what if roci wasn’t allowed to infiltrate the donquixote family and continued being a marine but it has only 1 chapter whelp; there are pairings tagged but then again no shippy thing at all since it’s not updated

Black Scab by tofu-melon Summary:  Having been raised by his grandfather since a young age, Luffy grows up powerful and intelligent enough to become part of the CP9... more precisely, he becomes their Chief Director. Notes: warning (?) it was tagged as Lucci/Luffy but so far it doesn’t have any yet

Drop-In Voyage by Lily Noire Summary:  So how does one go about visiting family on the other side of the globe? Easy: just board a ship. There's a pit stop on the way, you say? Dangerous, is it? No biggie, simply wreak havoc. And watch out for that fist! Strongest man in the world? Really? Then, surpass him it is! - Luffy did always have his priorities straight... somewhat. Notes: ahhh i wish the author would continue this bc i wanna see everyone’s reaction to their visit lol

My Family Can Beat Up Your Family by rose7anne101 Summary:  Big Mom decided she needed to make an unforgettable example of one of the Worst Generation, her chosen target: Straw Hat Luffy. Alive!Ace Notes: this is the canon we deserve wherein nobody died and luffy’s still wrecking havoc

Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire Summary:  No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Notes: garp the grandpa ftw

Pets by clarobel Summary:  AU. Zoro was a stray until Shanks picked him up and adopted him. Now in a house with reindeer, kittens, fish and dogs, the green cat doesn't know who to trust. Luffy's delighted to have a new friend to play with, though! Notes: mugiwara as pets hell yes

The Justice of Freedom by Stelra Etnae Summary:  Garp is a pirate, Roger is a Marine? The Marine top-tiers are full of slacking drunkards and the Yonko are obsessed with rice crackers? Just what kind of chaos will unfold in a world such as this? A role-reversal AU where everything is upside down and no one is quite sane. Drabble series. Notes: im sCREAMING loool

Storm by  Kuroshi44 Summary:  Because even across the seas he would find a way to let his child know he cared. Notes: i can’t wait for a legit dragon and luffy reunion

Supernova Family by YohoAruto Summary:  There are laughter, shouting, fight, all the halabaloo. It's what families do! But we all have to wonder if this family can survive with eachothers? Just a regular Supernova Family. Notes: ok but i really love the supernovas and this modern au fic is gold

The adventures of the Supernova pirates by WhimsicalAnimeFan Summary:  This is the story of the Supernova crew, under their captain, Strawhat Luffy! Join Luffy as he travels the east blue and through the Grand Line to collect pirates for his crew! Notes: thank the heavens they’re not under one crew

Throne Without Direction by Som3on3 Summary:  "You have an old soul," Benn said and Luffy wanted to laugh, that's one way to put it, falling from the heavens and chained upon the earth. Instead he only gazed at the unchanging sky before smiling, "I'm just a free spirit." Notes: this had so much potential especially after the reveal in the latest chapter but it hasn’t been updated ;________;

**will add more from time to time

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I love making art that is entirely self indulgent ASDFGHJKL

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Oh my gosh, how are you doing Three? I hope you, Rae and your son are alright. Aww, poor baby boy! I hope you’re resting up and taking it easy💕 Ooh that’s awesome! Sounds like you got some great stuff!

It’s okay! I started watching them in high school (10+ years ago). I appreciate that you read my self ship thoughts hehe. YES! I stan an Iwaizumi who’s a rabid fan of dramas. Aw man, watch him try to convince Oikawa to watch dramas. I think that would be so funny because I can imagine talking about dramas with Iwaizumi and Oikawa when Oikawa visits!

Ugh, this is why I love Bokuto! 😭 He’d be so cute asking me what’s going on. I can see him telling Akaashi about it and we end up getting Akaashi to watch just so he knows what Bokuto is taking about aha ha

I love Atsumu, but I agree he would shit on the drama while I’m watching it. I’d tell him he can watch something else on his laptop or in the bedroom but he’d just try to annoy me when I’m watching. Watch him not be affected when I’m crying, he’d just be like “That was dramatic right?”. Lol, he would mention a cartoon that he and Osamu are watching!

Okay, I’m spoiling Atsumu with my self ship but I have more thoughts:

I can see myself watching a romantic scene and be and he’d critique the kissing. “He’s a bad kisser babe, let me show ya how the kiss should have gone”. Then I’d be like “Nice try buddy but I actually want to watch”

I think that if there’s a “spicy” scene or if the main actor has a shower scene (very normal on kdramas lol), he’d cover my eyes or critique the scene or insult the actor by saying “Babe, my body is better than that actor. I’m better looking too.” OH ATSUMU, how I love you!

Yes! Read your your Atsumu self ship thoughts earlier and I loved it! He would be so happy because you’re so talented and amazing with cutting hair and taking care of hair. Hehe, yay for free haircuts! Jk jk! But seriously, I can see you and Atsumu helping each other with your hair (Okay mostly you Three) but it’s so cute 😭

Thank you, thank you! I’ve been feeling very soft and needed to express my thoughts. I don’t know why I never self shipped before and I’m happy I do it now. It honestly makes me enjoy my fictional spouses more! 😙 Have a good night Three!

I am well! Actually got the first chapter to an Atsum series done so...fingers crossed I can complete it!

Most actor based shows just aren't my thing. Even movies, I'm not really into movies. But damn 10+ years that's dedication! Think the only thing I've stuck that long with was Adventure Time 😂

But yes drama loving Iwa! You can't tell me he doesn't love that shit and tries to rope Oikawa into your shows too! Which is only so much funnier bc Oikawa "looks" like he'd watch that kinda thing but totally teases you and Iwa about your shows

Atsumu and the sly "I can kiss better." ASDFGHJKL YES. Then you pause it in all seriousness to look at him with a "prove it" and Atsumu has a moment of panic like "Shit I didn't think I'd get this far what do I do." 😂 Oh god I love that man. Why must he consume my daily thoughts v.v

And the telling you he's way hotter. Totally Atsumu. Already 100% have the headcanon that he's a slutty dresser when at home and this only fuels it more.

I'm glad you feel comfortable to share these! Honestly it was eye opening the first time I learned people shit on self ships bc like....why the fuck else are we watching fiction? We're all in the same boat watching little picture boxes falling in love with fake people who don't exist. Live a little and have your cute little spouses bc life is too short to not indulge! Besides if you ever feel "cringy" just know Rae and I have an entire on going headcanon about out ot4 ship between us and Oikawa and Atsumu. Kids and pet headcanons as the cherry on the top. We're all nerds here, no point in not being the nerdiest <3

Pls remember to drink water and take care of yourself! Sorry I didn't get to it sooner it momentarily got buried!