#this is darcy shes awesome she loves her gf

[bluejay-makes]

Gay rugby elf

[notamure]

ex-vampire kisses her hunter gf passionately in a ??? forest

more abt characters under cut :3

darcy (left): ex-vampire (physically like 63 or sm but has been kicking for almost 400 years) who was turned at age 19. kept the physical features from her vampire life even after she turned back.

turned human again after “un-aliving” her sire (do i have to censor here……. hes dead thats all that matters)

shes silly and fun and young at heart after going through SO MUCH!!!!! but is filled with wisdom and knowledge after scheming her revenge for almost 4 centuries. lives in a mini mansion in the middle of the woods like how kick ass awesome is that

tammy (right): (still building her story!!! lots of this is up to change) hunter gf!! been a mortal her whole life and never really entertained the idea of the supernatural (until darcy teehee🤭)

they met during a very cliche “oh no!!! im in the words during a horrible storm and oh! whats that! a conveniently placed house in the middle of the woods!” and now r madly in love and cant be separated

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

THOR: Love and Thunder

Went to go see Love And Thunder with my dad and I just wanted to ramble a bit! Spoilers below!

the introduction of Gor was pretty good

started a little slow I feel with Thor and the Guardians where I feel like they made Thor kinda annoying to the point that it wasn't funny but whatever

the scene with Sif was weird bc it was played too much for laughs with her apparently not knowing that she'd need to die in battle to go to Valhalla which is 1. weird bc how would she not know? she's Asgardian 2. not true bc Odin didn't die in battle and went to Valhalla

Matt Damon reprising his role was very fun but boy did that scene drag on

Jane having stage 4 cancer and that's why she goes to Mjolnir was kinda interesting and I was happy to see Darcy and Selvig even for just a bit!

I do think the flashback montage of Thor and Jane's relationship was kinda weird bc it seemed very generic when they could've used actual moments from the past movies that had more poignancy and expanded on those

Gor's shadow creatures were so cool and I love the different designs for them!!!

also Jane Thor is so fucking cool I was so excited to see it!!! And the way that Mjolnir being shattered was incorporated into the fighting with it breaking into projectiles was very cool!!

love love love Thor and Jane being awkward exes but I think the whole "Mjolnir is Thor's ex hammer and Stormbreaker is jealous and acting up" thing could've been explored more seriously rather than just as a running joke bc Ragnarok established he didn't need Mjolnir then they gave him Stormbreaker and since they kept emphasizing that Thor doesn't know who he is they shouldn't treated that more seriously I think

it was cool they had Heimdall's son included! (I actually thought for a second he was trans bc he chose to use the name Axel instead of Astrid and I'm used to Astrid being a feminine name but it's Disney so y'know but a fun headcanon)

I wish they would've made Gor nicer to the kids which is probably dumb to say of a villain but he lost his daughter and there was a moment where he mentioned her to the kids so I think it would've been interesting to see him be genuinely nicer to them to reinforce the fact he took up the mantle of God Butcher to avenge his daughter

I liked Russel Crowe as Zeus, I can see what they were going for with him being older and heavy, an old god king who just wants to go to orgies and show off, but they should've skipped the accent bc he sounded more Italian than Greek

very happy Korg didn't actually die!

also very fun that apparently Kronans are an entirely male species and Korg had two dads (and later a bf/husband, Dwayne)

I was very happy they confirmed that it was Valkyrie's girlfriend who died in the Ragnarok flashback bc so many ppl insisted it was just a sister but no it was her gf!

though I do wish Valkyrie hadn't taken such a backseat, esp skipping the last big fight but I digress

space dolphins!!!

Thor and Jane's talk was really nice and one of my favorite moments of the movie

love the switch to black and white when they got to the Shadow Realm

the entire fight there was really cool! It was very stylized and just really fun to watch!!!

they made Stormbreaker plot relevant but it felt very forced but maybe I'm biased

Thor giving the kids the power of Odin with their weapons (like in the first movie) was so cool and the whole fight scene was awesome!!!

love Jane showing up even though she knew it would probably kill her esp when without her Thor wouldn't have been able to break the sword

I did actually think that since parts of the sword got mixed in with the bits of Mjolnir that it was gonna infect Jane too and make for a much more tragedy ending where Thor would have to kill her but no

I ultimately think Gor bringing his daughter back was a waste of a wish bc he just went ahead and died and even acknowledged she'd be alone - and even though Jane pretty much volunteered Thor to adopt her it was a little weird that he'd suddenly be okay with a god taking care of his kid but whatever

personally, I think it would've been cool if Thor offered Gor and his daughter a place in Valhalla bc that would've been the eternal reward he was so devastated by not getting

Jane's death did hurt me but I was so excited to see that she turned to gold dust like the dying gods did 👀

admittedly I don't like the whole "Thor adopts Gor's daughter" thing so the ending itself was kinda lackluster for me

the first post credit scene was okay, was funny seeing the dude from that soccer show as Hercules bc he seems too scrawny to be Hercules but whatever

the second post credit scene was so good!!! Jane going to Valhalla! seeing Heimdall again! even in his ugly ass outfit! I think that should've been the actual ending, a bit longer and showing off more of Valhalla bc Jane deserves her eternal heaven and I think it'd be a good callback to the end of the first movie where Thor was told that Jane's searching for him with now it being Jane in Valhalla and Thor on Earth

Overall I liked it! I'd definitely watch it again but I wouldn't really go out of my way to see it again! I think it needed some tweaks and could've cut down on the awkward funny bits so it was a bit more serious! Not as good as Ragnarok but better than a lot of other Marvel movies!

[heterostark]

there’s a lot of darcy content but it’s all bad? she’s just paired with everyone and used as a mary sue

Oh exactly, that’s why I want higher quality Darcy content…and also more canon content? I want her to be her awesome self, to be super awesome and cool and flawed. I want her to get a gf and rock on. I love Darcy Lewis a lot but in MCU canon she’s criminally underused, and in fanon, back in the day, she wasn’t used super well? So it makes me sad