#this is canon from when erwin was still trying to understand levihan btw

[this-is-krikkit]

erwin: you have to apologize to hange

levi: ugh fine

levi, grumbling to hange: unfuck you, or whatever

erwin: no that's not a good ap-

hange, throwing their arms around levi: aww thank you shorty, i really appreciate it!!

erwin:

erwin: i give up.

[cleanfreakandshittyglasses]

Sigh. i knew immediately before i posted this that my tumblr username would get involved, of course, it’s about levi and hange after all and over all three big ships that include that midget, levihan and eruri shippers tend to just fucking go war for this stupid crap.

Look pal, this isn’t about levihan or eruri getting in the way of this ship, jesus, you are so so wrong about this. this might be hard to believe, for you seem to be one of those shippers who are prideful of their ship and would definitely defend it like how u are doing it now but i absolutely do not give a shit about who are canon and not in this series in any way?? and im not that dumb, buddy i know for a fact that levi and erwin do have undeniable relationship and love for each other since its been indirectly canonized by isayama himself lmao, they are totally gay for each other, have so much respect for each other, trusted each other very much, undeniable sexual tension just not in the manga but in the anime and other canon content, and they are gay gay gay, yes they are undoubtedly in love and levi is absolutely devoted to that man, erwin smith, and wow!!!! oh my god ive been aware this entire time and guess what? I respect that, i admire that but i just don’t give a shit man, not a single thing about eruri right now affects how i feel about levihan and its state now, not a single shit because this isnt about levihan not being together or them not having enough chemistry and relationship like erwin and levi, god you just have me so misunderstood about this. Just because my username are based on their fandom nicknames doesn’t mean every fucking thing i say and post about this series will be about these two fucks, alright? And because you, of course, mentioned my username and used it against my views of how fucked up yours are, lemme just say that after years of being in this series that the only reason i still keep this fucking username is because it’s sentimental to me for its always been my username since i found this site and joined this stupid rotting fandom. Okay? Do we got that clear? None of what i just fucking said to my top comment post is meant to fucking mock you because my ship isnt canon, that thinking alone is just shallow and ugly and of course you’d think that’s what this dumb levihan shipper is thinking right? well guess what fucker? you are completely wrong because honest to god, i am not as invested nor interested in this ship as i used to be in my teen years which was btw, years ago :) so again buddy my dude let us go back to what this is all about and shoo away ur belief that this post is about the poor poor levihan shipper mocking ur ship just cos its not canon, alright? Just...try darling because honestly im more pissed that you assumed this is about my fucking ship when my point was thousand miles away from what you thought i was getting into

Alright, i do see your point, there is beauty there. Both men, especially levi, struggled a lot after erwin’s death and with his vow to him on his mind, i couldnt imagine how hard it was for him to just want to fulfill that. I’m also aware that erwin and levi’s relationship will take a lot of understanding to genuinely understand their relationship and see that love. And dude, i genuinely find their relationship beautiful, okay? Perhaps I don’t see it as deep as you do but heeeey im not that dumb and naive :-) i am aware of that and ive seen it and hey buddy, im also not that dumb to not understand what you mean, okay? Perhaps my understanding and other’s understanding is not as deep as yours but you’ve got to at least be, well, be just decent about that, i guess? I mean, no need to curse people for not getting on the same view as you, right?

I get it, there is beauty in it. I’ve seen that even before i posted this. But you know what? I still think it’s fucked up. Do you know what I saw? Shippers who are wishing for levi to die in that battle just so he could finally be dead and just so both of the two men dead. There is beauty but this is not the beauty i see because that is fucked up, wishing for a character to die brutally like that, surrounded with comrades and in the hands of that gorilla is not acceptable for me, and yet people wished for that, that is fucked up and just unhealthy type of shipping man. I would much rather see levi succeed on his vow and die peacefully than just give his life to a fucking gorilla just so it could be all over and hurray hes dead hes with erwin now, hurray what a beautiful meaning fucked up death that is. This is my point, not that stupid fucking shit you’ve come up with.

I’m also going to addressed that you’ve been unnecessarily rude and used being rude in ur nature just so i can ignore and excuse that? Lol okay, one more reason why you’re fucked up honey :-) telling people they’re dumb just because they’ve got different views and less understanding than you? How amazing, you sounded boastful about your rude personality too so im giving you some applause for that, congratulations on being shit not only to yourself but other people.

You’ve mentioned levihan being a heterosexual ship and basically pointed out that people only ship it because levi has a dick and hange, possibly or not, have a vagina and that it’s just cute? Hmmmmmmmmmmm i guess you as well don’t have that much understanding about why some people love their relationship, yeah? Ahaha let’s just ignore that, i dont even give a shit what you think about levihan because I honestly just dont and cant find any reason why i should care :-)

and oh, lmao, you also just made me snort when u called me pussy and assumed I’d send you anon hate, you are truly just hilarious, how old exactly are you? genuinely curious!

@fallenrazziel @emmysmith @justsalmonthings @nopunnofun oh and id also like to just call those who has already reblogged & read @ackbang ‘s comment to read mine as well? I mean cmon guys, it wouldn’t be fair and geez i never once thought id actually have to explain shit this long, lmao its funny

snk shippers who are literally wishing levi to die just so he can join the dead commander, erwin, just proves how fucked up these people and shippers are, lmao jesus

[levisgorgeousslave]

i absolutely love this.

erwin: you have to apologize to hange

levi: ugh fine

levi, grumbling to hange: unfuck you, or whatever

erwin: no that's not a good ap-

hange, throwing their arms around levi: aww thank you shorty, i really appreciate it!!

erwin:

erwin: i give up.