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in reference to my last reblog. what do you call this subgenre of 70s-80s manga protag
#not all the SAME guy. same breed of guy though#dark hair and pronouns....??????#and for jotaro and guts they both get an eye injury in the right eye i guess if you subscribe to jotaro living past p6#you could honestly swap their places here depending on the point in the timeline#forgive me about my knowledge on akira/devilman btw i literally just watched the ovas yesterday#haunted by 'spirits' and/or used as an ability is probably more accurate for kenshiro but still#me.txt#jotaro kujo#akira fudo#guts berserk#kenshiro#fist of the north star#jjba#devilman#berserk#stardust crusaders#jojo's bizarre adventure
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Jojo is really fun because it’s a story about a generational curse from grandfather to grandson to grandson to daughter except not really because grandson(1) had a different tangentially related curse to deal with so the generational curse follows grandfather to great great grandson to daughter except that’s not the full picture so the curse actually follows grandfather to grandson(1) to grandson(2) to bastard uncle to great uncle-slash-first cousin twice removed to great great grandniece-slash-first cousin four times removed. But like previously said they don’t really count because grandson (1), bastard uncle, and great uncle slash first cousin twice removed curses are all butterfly effect problems from the original curse except maybe not grandson (1) since he helps grandson (2) with his generational curse quest. However, great uncle slash first cousin twice removed is a bit of an oddity since instead of necessarily dealing with the family curse he is the product of the family curse. This is also not accounting for when the universe gets reset.
AND they’re all named Jojo.
#I thought it would be funny if I explained the family tree in the worst way imaginable#haven’t read 7-9 and I could kind of explain it but I don’t want to be in accurate in this shit post#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#if this post doesn’t do well I’m going to kill my self#jonathan joestar#joseph joestar#kujo jotaro#jotaro kujo#josuke higashikata#higashitaka josuke#giorno giovanna#jolyne kujo#jolyne cujoh#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo
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Uh. Yeah
#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba fanart#golden wind#jojo vento aureo#pannacotta fugo#jjba fugo#doodle#digital art#Idk if the 9 years is accurate but oh well#lets just pretend it is
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with all due respect some of you need to talk to a human being that is not egregiously, terminally online every once in a while
#critical role#crposting#do not think there is any even remotely accurate definition of average Hollywood celebrity where this is true.#there are many other YOUTUBERS where this is not true in fact#and the thing is as far as i can tell this wasn't even a cr fan which makes it more bizarre
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Camael ripe for the "my pronouns are they/them not because i'm non-binary but because i'm Literally Everyone" joke
#angel hare#i think when pulled into gabby's show they'll look l ike the ringed angel francis drew#or a more bizarre shaped biblically accurate ones#(side note those technically aren't BIBLICALLY accurate#the only ones in the bible proper are described as the classic people with wings#and the cited weird ones are from texts that are kinda dubiously canon#letters of paul i think#and in angelology those are called thrones but that stuff isn't definite canon#and even then those are considered just one of the many types#with the winged humans being in there too)
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#lucy steel#jojo's bizarre adventure#art#digital illustration#taniata's art#jjba#steel ball run#lucy wearing tudors inspired dress (not historically accurate)#made purely for fun#lucy my little princess
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Dub of Stardust Crusaders where they all have their canon accents voiced by people genuinely from those areas when.
#if you can make multiple fake endings and intros#you can make an sdc accurate dub#please guys#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba stardust crusaders#stardust crusaders#sdc
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chapter 9 www very short dialogue spoilers lmfao i just really need to share this absolutely stupid snippet
“What happened to you, man?”
“I don’t know, really. I think I died for a little while.”
“That’s deep.”
“It’s really not. Everyone’s depressed, it’s a twenty-first-century Gotham.”
“Ha, yeah, I’m on these new SSRIs that make it so I can’t come.”
“…At least they’re helping right?”
Your friend just shrugs. You snort. Then chuckle. Then giggle. And then you’re falling into a desperate, wheezing, breathless laughter. You’re laughing so hard you’re curling in on yourself, clutching at your stomach. There’s tears at your eyes. Molly starts laughing too. And Tim has to wonder, what the fuck he’s doing sitting here watching you two reinvent the wheel of philosophy.
#sophie speaks#tw nsft#series:www#you and mollys relationship is the most bizarre thing ive ever seen i will just say#me and tim agree on this#is it good writing? no. is it very accurate to how my own thoughts sound in my head? unfortunately yes#theres a reason i call my DID system the comedy club#told my mum that the compliment i get most on my fic is that i write realistic mental breakdowns and she laughed#...sure do wonder why that is... lol
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giving psych another go after having watched the first season and a bit a couple years ago before stopping because I hadn't really been feeling it
only like six or seven eps in this time, and I am enjoying it, and I would like to stick with it this time, but god, now I do remember why I gave up on it in the first place. for all the show has going for it (which is a lot!) so much of the tone (and shawn is usually the biggest offender) falls back on those really insufferable attitudes from the mid ’00s of like. hit on every woman you see, getting laid is always the biggest priority. kneejerk disdain for anything nerdy or "uncool." I'm a guy and that means I care about porn and sports and that's it
#like yeah it's fun when shawn gets blindsided by a woman (bc she's hot ofc) only to get a reveal later that she was the bad guy#but also I'd rather he just. treated women like people in the first place lmao#and I'm sure he does later! like everything I've seen of late series him and juliet looks good and intriguing#but we're starting from such a rough place. and like. is the show aware?#bc then you've got gus who doesn't conform to those same masculine behaviors (often to set up a punchline for shawn)#but gus himself doesn't feel like a punchline or stereotype. he feels well-rounded and is often validated by the circumstances#it's just bizarre. wondering if this is one of those cases where s1 of a show feels least tonally accurate#e.g. how it's initially pitched or what it plays up for viewership or attention vs. how it settles into itself down the line#but man I'm over s1 shawn. like I'm watching the convention ep and he's being so unnecessarily dickish and dismissive to gus and everyone#because it's nerd shit? it's uncool? this just feels like such an outdated sensibility#(which it is. it's 18 years old at this point. these sensibilities are now legal adults)#but I'm glad we as a culture moved past this energy and I'm ready for the show to do the same#psych#kayla posts
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Neat little meme making the rounds on Twitter so I hopped on
#deltarune#jevil#jevil deltarune#jevil fanart#yoshi super mario bros#super mario bros#joseph joestar#joseph jojo#jojo's bizarre adventure#it was not fun rendering Joseph out#making him anime accurate was a pain#art#my art
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"...What's a star?"
"Can you touch it?" "Can you eat it?" "Can you kill it?"
"...Are you a star?"
Originally made in February 2022- so long ago that we were still under our old username when we originally posted it x'D
damn this art was clean though...what the fuck happened in two years /lh /j
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#jotaro kujo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#sketch#art#fanart#joestar#the caption is an undertale quote#what happened in two years was we stopped scrutinizing as hard about our art of jotaro accurately matching our image references of him#our art is now messy but free#(also we still can't draw his face consistently lmao)
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uhhh...ghost pinterest is something else, huh? 😅
#finally my turn for Pinterest to throw something bizarrely accurate at me in my recommendations#the band ghost#ghost bc#tobias forge#shitghosting#ghost band Pinterest#Pinterest meme#papa emeritus iii#terzo#spyre's thoughts
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if selfcest isn't a very real and pressing societal ill then why is there a ban on human cloning? checkmate, perverts. >:(
#u can't even get a papal dispensation to marry urself i know because i asked and he wrote back and said “what the fuck?”#in latin obviously cos he's the pope.#i had to google translate cos i'm not catholic but i am sure it was an accurate translation of my definitely real papal letter.#this is a TRUE STORY and not just a lie i made up to try and back up my bizarre claims about morals and reality.
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Older Bes doodles are always crazy to me because sometimes I look at these and I’m like . Who is this??????
#especially that first draft design . iughgh#thank god I gave her more slay and drew her accurate to age#enjoy that first outfit because I’m never doing that AGAIN#art#jjba#oc#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#jjba oc#jjba fanart#jjba polnareff#oc x canon#Bes Badur#her androgynous build reminds consistent though#also fun fact ! she is intersex .#also may or may not enter yuri with Jotaros wife . for the bit#something comical about beating the shit out of a jester and when you’re both into your 40s you come by and guess who!!!!!#guess who’s cleaning the fucking kitchen !!!!#that surprise in exchange of not telling her pol has actually been alive just chilling in a key for 10 years
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"it's 20xx, why are people still doing __" elicits powerful dislike in me. Unlike bad arguments that still have some logical substance, "it's 20xx" is undisguised eradication drive. "The people who disagree with me on this issue should simply vanish as the arc of history bends towards justice. I'm impatient they're still around, having opinions that require evidence or persuasion to change, instead of going extinct on the schedule I desire". I find it thoughtless and dehumanizing.
Also, obviously, completely agnostic of the value of the argument. Your most despised enemy could say it in the same tone, if they thought the tide was with them.
#i'm choosing to say this in 2023 when it's less of a thing & my dislike is moderate#instead of in 2019 or so when I would not have been able to contain the depth of my contempt for this category of 'rhetoric'#rambl#ahem. also I will say. the personal situation that finally ejected this post out of me is sufficiently bizarre and fractal that#there's no way your read on what's motivating my bitchiness now is accurate unless you know me very well
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