#this is billy erasure but i tried so hard sjdjdjd

[stumacherstan]

Could you do Billy&Stu with s/o who has strict parents? Like, she can't come back home after 9 p.m., go on a dates etc.

Poly Stu Macher x Reader x Billy Loomis strict parent Headcanons:

you know what they say 😌 strict parents create sneaky kids

and these two added to the mix makes you even more creative

your parents totally don’t like billy but they like stu 🤠

so they only think you’re dating stu. they would have a heart attack if they found out you were dating the both of them.

dates have to be chaperoned with Stu. your mom or dad or older sibling will probably go and watch from the sidelines so they don’t embarrass you more than they already have

the only time you can be alone is when you’re going to go “study” or shop or something like that. as long as you don’t mention it as a date, they let you slide

only because Stu is remarkable young man 🤡

but once you’re out their grasp and you go “study” you’re totally with the both of them

you guys leave the state sometimes. in nevada you guys are.

billy and you in the back makin out while stu whines

making you both go up there and kiss him while he’s driving

one tim you got the “come home now” text and you were in another city, 4 hours away and maybe drunk? you panicked and said the movie wasn’t done bc stu had decided to take you to the movies and were going out to eat afterwards

your parents were like “after the movie is done. come home.”

you guys all had vomited since stu literally speeded he didn’t even stop. he just threw up on himself and it was dangerous

and you were late by an hour which was torture bc there you were pretending to be sober so you cried so they would let you go to your room

you texted your boyfriends “i cried and said sorry B) i’m only grounded for two weeks”

at some point billy wants to sock their shit for being so strict

and they both encourage you to speak your mind. for fucks sake, you’re old enough

you eventually speak up and they shut you down

causing you to straight call stu to come pick you up

and your parents didn’t want to call the police and make a scene

but you weren’t picking up so they came to stus house and saw billy there but they dismissed it

“come home”

you side eyed billy and he nodded to make you stand your ground. “no. i want to be treated like a young adult. you can’t keep treating me like i’m 8!”

“we’ll talk about it when we get home. you’re making a big deal out of it.”

“no because you won’t listen to me! you’ll just ground me and take my stuff away. you never listen to me. i’m tired of it!”

it turns into a yelling match and stu and billy back you up

which frustrates your parents

“fine. your new curfew is 12. you can have stu and billy over with door open. we won’t chaperone your dates with stu. we will try to listen. just come home.”

“you promise?”

“yes.”

“then let me stay till 12 today. and i’ll be home.”

they still be strict sometimes but it’s so much better

and you honestly couldn’t have done it without the support of your boys