#this is basically that one plot from futurama except instead of watching our old shows they watch us

[gender-void-partially-stars]

thinking about the concept of an alien race watching humans from afar like a tv show and the discourse that would spawn from that

“hey did you see what they did on earth last night?”

“i dont like that stuff man, watching a race that uses nuclear bombs seems preeeetty problematic”

“oh come on, they havent even figured out how to freeze people in the hell dimension yet, that’s baby stuff. besides, they aren’t doing nukes anymore anyway so it doesn’t matter”

“yeah right. all you human apologists are the same. i hope they do destroy their planet after all.”