#this is also funny because iicr Optimus is usually trying to convince Blackarachnia to come back to the autobots with him

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Ao3 is really hit or miss, but anytime there’s a TFA cross-faction that ISN’T MegOp and someone gets caught, Megatron is usually written like he’s beyond offended and going to kill everyone involved.

It would be funnier if he kept tabs on who’s seeing who and was constantly asking if anyone’s been spreading their propaganda or convincing anyone to switch to the cons while they hit it. “Tell them they can’t tap that unless they join, quit giving them aft for free.”

Constructions sandwiching Bulkhead? They better be spreading the gospel. Shockwave talking to that trash cube again as if it can hear him? Better be telling him about the glorious cause. Blackarachnia and Optimus having tragically complicated feelings? She better be telling him how much better the decepticons are like it’s a sales pitch. “Join now, we actually LOOK FOR A BODY after dropping you down a hole in the ground.”

That would be hilarious, considering how there's a chance that's worked in the past