#this is all you get for a loooonnnngg time

[thebigcjart]

No context for you guys but in my UT fic there will be an AU inside it in which grown up Asriel becomes a sniper

[radiodemonstatic]

💢:    your  muse  picks  mine  up   &   carries  them  over  their  shoulder . + 🔁 thanks!!!!

[Ty for specifying for me hahaha]

{Alastor & Reader (M/F/GN) Fluff}

You, Husk, Angel Dust, and Alastor were all having a game night at the hotel playing poker while Nifty watched from the side and enjoyed cheering. At some point during the night,Husk suggested shots and devil dollars to be included, just to spice it up. Of course Angel suggested on top of that “Strip poker” only for Husk and Alastor to immediately deny that offer while you and Nifty laughed.

The night went on, Angel Dust was out of money and booze, Nifty was passed out, which left only Husk and Alastor in the game since you didn’t want to play anymore. Nifty was right that watching would be a lot more fun than being in the game itself since whenever Alastor wins, Husk would get mad and call him hysterical names. You can tell that everyone by now was drunk in exception for you, due to not enjoying drinking as much as the others did. Husk lost his last game for the night and before he could finish out his insult to Alastor, his head smacked right onto the bar and he dropped his beer. 

“Haha~ha I- knew I would win.”

 Alastor cheered to himself as he swayed around in his chair before drinking his last glass of Courvoisier.  His stare was blank and you could tell just by looking at him that he was at his limit; he was completely drunk. 

“I-I must say, I haven’t drank like this in such a LOOOOnnnngg time! *hiccup* This, this- h-have I ever told you the time of when I was alive during the Prohibition?”  

Alastor drunkenly asked as he tried to stand. You cocked a brow at him as you watched him struggle trying to stand up straight and just laughed. Shaking your head, you knew he was going to need the help, even if you knew he would deny it and hated being touched. 

“No Al, you never did, but maybe tomorrow you can tell me that story. I’m curious to what it was like living during that. Here, let me help you out to your room at least.” 

 You said offering your hand out to him, just for him to wave your hand away from him and deny your assistance as you expected. He swore up and down that he was fine and had it under control. He kept going on how he was able to handle himself just fine, only for him to trip on his own two feet a couple of times before he finally fell. Picking himself back up from the ground slowly and laughing it off, he cleaned off his monocle blaming his fall on the fact that it was cloudy. You couldn’t watch him for another second. The strong and almighty Radio Demon looked like a baby deer trying to walk for the first time, and it was just too much for you to pitifully watch. 

“Oh boy. Just get over it Al, you’re drunk.You can be mad at me tomorrow for this.”

 You said as you picked him up and over your shoulder. He began to struggle and complain, bucking as he demanded that you put him down. When he got his hand on your shoulder, he lifted himself back down, only for him to immediately become embarrassed and gasped that his hand accidentally grabbed your chest. He attracted his hand to his body as close as he could as you blushed looking away and chuckling at his reaction. 

“Ah-hehe it’s no biggie Al. Just stop struggling already and let me just bring you to bed okay?” 

Alastor was still bright red and embarrassed, but did not struggle this time for you placing him back on your shoulder again to carry. In just moments as he was resting there while walking through the hall, into the elevator and to his room number, he hummed to himself till he finally fell asleep in your arms. Opening his room door, you placed him to bed as you smiled at him. removing his monocle to place it on the side of his bed and covering him with a blanket, closing the door as you whispered to him,

“Goodnight Al..” 

[thestickchick]

I've moved a lot in my life.

After I started training in the martial arts in 2008, I've moved four times (three of them very long distance). Outside of the various hassles that everybody has moving (protip - put the books in SMALL boxes), each of my moves has involved various levels of logistics and planning for my martial arts equipment. 

I didn't own much stuff when I started training in Mississippi and then I moved to Nevada, so it was no big deal.  But after we moved to Texas and started training in earnest with my teacher, we accumulated a lot more stuff.

I like to joke that I have a problem with owning so much martial arts stuff, and the problem is storage space. It can't possibly be owning too much martial arts stuff because that's unpossible.

As I've moved, more often than not, I end up having more martial arts stuff to move into increasingly smaller spaces with less places to store things. As a result, I have to get more creative with how and where I store my stuff each time I move.

It's also not just a matter of storage. It's also a matter of having space in the house to train, as the places I've been living have been stupid hot and often had very little space outside that's usable for training..  I often had zero shade in places where it was usual for it to get to triple digits in the summertime (and summertime lasts a loooonnnngg time, y'all.  In Texas I have worn shorts on Thanksgiving).

My first house in Texas was pretty big and I had plenty of space for a real home dojo. I wrote about it here: Pimp My Home Dojo.  It was a pretty sweet house for training!

Best home dojo EVER.

My second house in Texas had zero storage space so I didn't have a home dojo - my garage was too full for a training space. This area was mainly used to just store things until I could leave the house to train.

Martial arts stuff has become my 2nd biggest category of belongings, after books, and might be first if we count certificates, uniforms, and martial arts t-shirts. Packing them for the move was tricky. I ended up encasing my naginata like a lollipop at the blade side and driving it up in my car because I was terrified of that tip getting broken off, for example.

My new house in Missouri was built in 1959 and has zero storage space.  It is smaller than any house I've lived in since I started training, by a good 400 square feet.

BUT it has a few advantages most of my houses in other states didn't have.

First, I have a basement.  We've semi-finished it, and part of the plan included an area for my martial arts stuff.  Here's a snapshot of the space, even though it's not quite finished yet and you can't see EVERYTHING I have:

The New Armory. Not seen - my personal gear bag, wallhanger swords, some kicking shields, a BOB, a Bully BOB, and a Wavemaster.

Second, my house has trees. LOTS OF BIG TREES, with lots of shade, all over my lot.  Plus, the driveway, which is pretty long, is shaded all day long.  It's not in the best shape right now, but when it gets replaced, it's going to be a wonderful training space.  Ditto my back yard when I get a patio put in back there.

Third, I moved to a place where summer ends before Halloween and rarely starts before Easter, so it's a lot more comfortable, even if it's more humid than Nevada or Texas were by a mile (it's not quite Mississippi level humid, though...).  Training outside in the shade in the summer won't be a torture session, even in the worst of high summer in July and August.

I don't have a great home dojo like I did in my first Texas house, but I do have a pretty sweet New Armory.  I'm still unpacking so there's a lot more work to be done in this area, but I am pleased with how it's come out so far!

Tell me about how you store your martial arts stuff at home - how have you managed moving, storing, and displaying it all?  Do you have a dedicated space? What's your home dojo like? How do you train at home?  Let me know in the comments!

[galpalaven]

I got tagged by @a-man-adrift!!!

The Last:

1. Drink: RC that I then proceeded to accidentally spill all over my closed laptop. Great.

2. Phone call: my dad

3. Text Message: my little brother 

4. Song you listened to: Spider Dance from Undertale’s Soundtrack...

5.Time you cried: ???lmao probably relatively recently time is an illusion and im a baby with several mental illnesses

read more because this got loooonnnngg

Have You:

6. Dated someone twice: Not...exactly. Almost, once, but. meh.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Every time ☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ thanks compulsory heterosexuality 

8. Been cheated on: :)

9. Lost someone special: Not yet

10. Been depressed: :))

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I don’t like alcohol enough for this

List Three Favorite Colors:

12. Blue.

13. Purple.

14. Black.

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made new friends: Yeah!

16. Fallen out of love: ...Does...finding a new hyperfixation count?

17. Laughed until you cried:  Yeah

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah

19. Met someone who changed you: Yes.

20. Found out who your friends are: ??

21. Kissed someone on your facebook list: wait no i change my answer i havent been kissed in like 6 years

General:

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life:

All of them

23. Do you have any pets: yeh. 4 cats, 4 dogs

24. Do you want to change your name: Not particularly. Do need a pen name tho  25. What did you do for your last birthday: Vegas!!! 26. What time did you wake up today: 11:30 am which is like Amazing for me 27. What were doing at midnight last night: mmmm i think i was editing

28. Name something you can’t wait for: me to finish my goddamn book

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: she’s sitting next to me. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I’d love to have a working immune system, no chronic illnesses, and a working brain. That’d be great. 31. What are you listening to right now: Mom’s watching a movie 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My uncle is named Tom 33. Something that is getting on your nerves:  fuckin. congress. and everything with this damn country honestly 34. Most visited website:  Tumblr do i look like i go anywhere else. AO3 and YouTube are probably up there.

Random Info:

35. Mole/s: You expect me to fuckin know how many moles I have they’re everywhere??

36. Mark/s: I have scars from my gallbladder surgery. Also one on my shin from a...bruise.

37. Childhood dream: I wanted to work for NASA

38. Hair color: Now that it’s just been dyed it’s Blue, Purple, Turquoise, and Black

39. Long or short hair:  I have half my had shaved and long hair on the other half so both

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Nope, but there’s lots of celebrities I wouldn’t turn down. A couple of friends I’d probably go on a date or two with too but nothing like Active. 41. What do you like about yourself: I’m good at writing? Also my hair.

42: Piercings: I had my ears pierced once but now I’m scared to do it again.

43: Blood type: i have no idea 44. Nickname: Kiki or Ki, usually 45. Relationship:  Nope. 46. Zodiac:  Scorpio! 47. Pronouns: She/her 48. Favorite TV show:  ¯\_(���)_/¯ I don’t watch a lot of TV 49. Tattoos: Yeah!!

50. Right hand or left hand:  Right

51. Surgery: Last one was wisdom teeth

52. Hair dyed in a different color: YEAH

53. Sport: Marching band count? It should. I tried tee-ball, bowling, and soccer once. Oh and cheerleading. Was never good at anything but Marching Band.

54. Vacation: Leaving for Florida on Saturday, but Japan/South Korea was a good trip I’d like to repeat.

55. Pair of trainers: They’re the ones I got for band practice lmfao

More General:

56. Eating: Usually can’t go wrong with rice.

57. Drinking: Soda

58. I’m about to: idk try to write probably

59. Waiting for: idk??

60. Want: Me to finish my damn book

61. Get married: Not unless I can find someone cool with asexuality

62. Career: Writing books and/or video games

63. Hugs or kisses:  Hugs

64. Lips or eyes: both? 65. Shorter or taller: Taller 66. Older or younger:  Around the same age pls 67. Nice arms or nice stomach:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

68. Senstive or loud: Sensitive. 69. Hook up or relationship: Relationship. 70. Troublemaker or hesitant:  Hesitant.

Have You Ever:

71. Kissed a stranger: No, but it might be fun

72. Drank hard liquor: Yeah I don’t like it much

73. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Ohoyeah.

74. Turned someone down:  Yeah

75. Sex in the first date: No and never  76. Broken someone’s heart: Idk maybe 77. Had your heart broken: Nah 78. Been arrested: No. 79. Cried when someone died: Not...anyone I knew 80. Fallen for a friend: Nope

Do You Believe In:

81. Yourself:  Not particularly

82. Miracles: Nah

83. Love at first sight: Nah

84. Santa Claus: I wish

85. Kiss on the first date: Depends on how long we’ve known each other I think

86. Angels: ...maybe

Other

87. Current best friend’s name: I can’t pick I love all my friends!!

88. Eye color: Brown. I’m Asian 89. Favorite movie: Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins 90. Strangest thing in your room:  I’m stuck in the guest room currently and uh well. there’s a bunch of jesus statues because my Nana used to stay in this room when she came to visit. 91. Ever visited any countries outside your own: Yep!

92. Favorite fantasy creature:  DRAGONS