#this is all over the place and probs doesn’t make much sense😭

[quobber]

some of my many many gweter headcanons under the cut because i dont feel like writing but i DO feel like talking about them

i guess these all take place after they moved in together in england because we all know thats what happened :) !!!!!!!! right!!

gwen has a bunch of little nervous habits that she does including but not limited to drumming her fingers on her thigh, humming while shes working, smoothing her skirt out, and twirling her hair

peter is a cat person and gwen was not until peter brought home a kitten he rescued and they raised him like he was their own

i personally believe. that peter parker would be a taylor swift enjoyer. (this one isn’t technically gweter but i wanted to fit it in)

gwen is not a morning person at all and peter is. she takes like an hour to fully wake up and peter has already cleaned the whole house and made breakfast

peter rambles a lot about little random things and gwen just goes :)!!! yes this is so cool!!!! even if she has no idea what he’s talking about

peter is an introvert and gwen is an extrovert so she does most of the talking if they’re in public (peter gets nervous sometimes so he just holds/fidgets with her hand)

something i’ve noticed no one really talks about is gwen’s brothers? probs because they contribute absolutely nothing to the plot of TASM movies and weren’t in the comics but. justice for howard and philip and simon come on

bringing that up bc i think peter would def hang out with her brothers and just idk. what do men do for fun. play basketball or something idk they’d be friends 😭

gwen buys any and all cheap/knock off spider man memorabilia she finds and gives them to peter. she thinks its actually the funniest thing in the world

i think eventually they would have kids. peter always wanted a daughter and gwen has no preference. they end up having one boy and one girl (and several more cats throughout the years)

even after they have kids/have been together for years they’re still completely in love with each other. there have been some ups and downs (as there is in any relationship) but they know how to work through things with each other

similarly they still make time to go on dates and spend time with each other

ummm idk thats it for now. i do have more so maybe i’ll post them at some point idk

[ithinkabouttzu]

Treasures reaction to you wearing their hoodie! ⋆⭒˚｡⋆

genre: Romance; fluffy

warnings: kissing

description: The treasure members reaction to you everytime to wear their hoodie!

Hyunsuk: Stops dead in his tracks when he sees you wearing his favorite hoodie. His heart almost explodes by how cute you look in his favorite piece of clothing. He isn’t quite sure how you got it, or when you found it but it doesn’t matter at all to him. He’s just so happy that you’re wearing his clothes, he’s such a happy bf. He can’t stop his heart from melting seeing you in his clothes.

Jihoon: Honestly, by how adorable you look in his hoodie, you might as well take the whole closet. He can’t say anything, he just has sneak up on you and give you a big BIG hug. His favorite thing about you wearing his hoodie, is how much it smells like you once you give it back to him. He teases you about “stealing” all of his sweatshirts but we all know he’s leaving them out in hopes that you take them LOL.

Yoshi: He gets so flustered and it’s so cute omg 😫. All he can do is smile from ear-to-ear at you because he knows if he says anything it’s going to come out all cracked and pitchy. That’s how good you look in his hoodies. You literally take his breath away. Everytime you come over he’s always reminding you to take one of his hoodies, shirts literally anything. It makes his day just seeing how beautiful you look in HIS clothes 😭

Junkyu: He tries to act mad at you for stealing his hoodie, but on the inside his heart is meltingggg. He is so happy to see you clinging onto his hoodie while you wear it, it’s the cutest thing ever. All he can do is sit and watch you, It doesn’t no matter what you’re doing. He is totally in awe just from the fact that you’re wearing HIS hoodie. Don’t be mad when you find a whole pile of his hoodies that he left at your place for you to wear.

Jaehyuk: It’s a cuteness overload for him. He can barely think; nor breath when he sees how big his hoodie looks on you, or how adorable you look. “Where’d you get that” “In your closet, do you like it Jaehyukie?” He almost passed out right then and there, you’re wearing his hoodie AND calling him pet names, okay you’re getting too bold now LOL, he makes sure to hold you extra extra tight, he’s just so fluffy and sweet for the rest of the day.

Asahi: He’s probably the most level-headed member when he sees you all snuggled up in his hoodie; he can’t help but just come over and plant sweet little kisses all over your face. It makes him so happy, he just feels so special knowing that you’re wearing HIS hoodie, out of everyone else, him. Little moments like these is where he is extra grateful to be your boyfriend. He makes sure you know that too. You’ll have a collection of his clothes in no time LOL

Doyoung: He gets clingy so quick when he sees you wearing ANY type of clothing that’s his, especially his hoodies. He just gets so boyfriend-y if that makes sense. Cuddling you so soft, asking you if your hungry, taking millions of pictures to capture the moment, it’s just so sweet. He makes sure to take a polaroid of you in his hoodie, so when he misses you he can just look at that photo and feel better. (btws he probs takes that photo with him everywhere, it’s like his good-luck charm, he can’t go without it)

Haruto: Ohhh boy, his ego skyrockets when he sees you wearing his hoodie. It’s more of a possessive thing for him, not in a toxic way, but when he sees you in his clothes; it’s a way of showing everyone that you’re his partner and no one else’s. He makes sure to stay close to you the whole time, not even caring if he’s embarrassing himself by the immediate PDA around everyone else. He always gives you extra kisses when you’re wearing his hoodies.

Jeongwoo: He becomes a simp so quick; like he’s literally willing to do anything if you ask him to. He makes sure to put cologne on all of his hoodies just in case you ask for another one of them, just so they can smell like him when you wear them. Will randomly just give you a hoodie, and when you ask him why he’ll reply back, “Keep it, it looks better on you” AHHHH. Also somehow, cuddles just always hit different to him when you’re wearing his hoodies, like you just get so soft.

Junghwan: A deep shade of red appears all over his face, he can’t express his joy in any other way then the cutest little giggle ever. He can’t help himself but to just run over to you, pick you up and spin you around in his arms, followed by a sickening amount of kisses. He gets so so happy seeing you in his hoodie. There’s this soft spot that he has for you, and every time you wear his hoodie that spot for you gets bigger and bigger. It’s so sweet :(

a/n: This is my first treasure reaction but I hope everyone likes it! Make sure to request if you like this and reblog/like if you enjoy! 🫶🏼

[strawberry-milkbunny]

Naruto is my Roman Empire and I’ve been reading MadaTobi fanfics so these r my Founders Thoughts that nobody asked for:

- Tobirama had a crush on Madara and it PISSED HIM OFF like they def had hate sex at one point LMAO

- they literally worked together ur rlly gonna tell me they didn’t have SOME moments of civility btwn them?? (lowkey that’s wild tho having to see ur brother’s murderer everyday at work-I like Tobi but I’m just sayin)

I WANT A WORKPLACE SITCOM WITH THE FOUNDERS SJSKKSKS:

- Tobi doing experiments and scaring the villagers

- Tobi teaming up with Madara to make Hashi do work

- Hashi making flowers w/government documents

- Mito sipping tea while encouraging Tobi to revive the dead

- everyone in the Tower side eying the sexual tension btwn Madara and Tobi and them never denying they’ve fucked before

- Toka cackling in the background

- Hikaku spraying water at Madara like a cat every time he throws a temper tantrum

- Kagami popping in to make sure his clan head doesn’t kill his teacher PERFECT SITCOM MATERIAL

- totally personal preference: Naruto should’ve had more BLOOD AND GORE. I wanna see the grittiness and horror the shinobi world actually is and how revolutionary Naruto as a character is by choosing peace over violence. The only time we get that is Obito vs Kiri nin, Uchiha Massacre, Wave Arc, Orochimaru…before it turns into DBZ fights

I’ve said this before: Sasuke was in a seinen Naruto was in a shounen

- the warring states is literally the perfect place for exhibiting the horrors of war and humanity. Bloodline thieves, child hunting squads, GIVE. IT. TO. ME. Madara and Hashirama experiencing all of this and wanting PEACE FOR THEIR YOUNGER BROTHERS UGHHH ROBBERY‼️‼️

SORRY TW IMPLIED SA !!:

I HC that bloodline thieves is prob why Madara wears gloves….being a YOUNG (he’s been on the battlefield since he was 8??) powerful, prodigy and future clan head of a famous kekkai genkai it makes sense why he doesn’t like skin-contact/sexual repression and repulsion. And why we don’t see female Uchiha shinobi (excluding misogyny) simply bc there’s such a high risk of SA in this era

Moving on:

- Tobi and Izuna were jealous of how their brothers were being taken away. It goes past the senju/uchiha rivalry like they were just kids and were plain jealous.

- Madara and hashirama def share 1 brain cell LOLLL. Like they’re besties for a reason, Madara acts likes he smarter but nah he’s as much of an idiot as Hashi is. They’re both dreamers let these boys live and skip rocks together!!! 😭😭

- let’s be honest: Tobi built the village. Mans was doing ALL the logistics and infrastructure

- tobirama is soooo second son/eldest daughter coded it’s not even funny. The SPARE, serious and emotionless bc he needed to always clean up after his siblings, DUTIFUL, prob has a praise kink etc.

- Madara is an eldest daughter who also prob has a praise kink and touch starved

- NONE of the founders r well adjusted like they went from spending everyday of their lives at war to tryin bring peace and start essentially a ninja-revolution (PLS GO TO THERAPY)

- madara was just the most open about it: being isolated and feared by his own clan BC he was powerful, trying advocate for the village and peace, all while grieving for his last brother…yeah it makes sense y he went crazy or at least wanted to leave (fuck Kishimoto for that Kaguya bs and fuck Zetsu)

- I don’t actually believe he was trying destroy the village idkkk. I think he was trying to do an SNS aka using fighting as a way to communicate with Hashirama and well…yIkEs

- tobirama is 1000% unadjusted: mans literally created a Justu to revive the dead. You cannot tell me that doesn’t REEK of desperation and loneliness. He’s lit rally the OG mad scientist

- hashirama rlly thought sealing the Bijuu and giving them to each village was a good idea….sir WHO TF GIVES NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO SHINOBI???!! 😳😳

- I think hashirama and naruto lowkey can be summed up as: a powerful idealist. Which is a very dangerous combination. Take that how you will especially considering how shinobi thrive off of violence….it kinda makes sense how we ended up with canon Naruto

- Madara has a god complex and knows it. Hashirama has a god-complex and doesn’t know it. (God of Shinobi title def got to him and understandable)

- the founders failed and they know it. But I also kinda love it?? They’re so flawed and human as leaders and you can see how their mistakes drag into Canon Naruto. It also makes me so sad knowing that Konoha was built to prevent child soldiers and give protection only for it to actually be WORSE (Kakashi ITACHI SANNIN ik for a fact it must’ve hurt Hashi to know ur own granddaughter left the village)

Uchiha are: love is the death of duty while the Senju are: duty is the death of love and neither of them will forgive each other for picking one over the other‼️‼️‼️

- proving this ^^ w/Hashirama’s weird af characterization: aka him being a loveable idiot but at the same time CONGRATULATING Itachi for killing his own clan for Konoha…. I feel like that rlly showed me how much of a war veteran/shinobi Hashirama actually is and how he will always pick duty

- we were ROBBED of baby Kagami/hokage Kagami 😤😤😤 I’m sorry Kagami should’ve been made Hokage it just makes sense personality wise and politically wise. The only way I could see him not take it is bc he needed to be a clan leader/placate the Uchiha/help Hikaku.

- I wanna see him process the loss of his clan leader, teacher, and eventually friends to a point where Danzo takes his eyes

- everyone on Team Tobirama had a crush on Kagami at one point

- one of my fav HC: Tobi and Madara co-parenting Kagami. There’s no way Madara didn’t check up on Kagami being taught by THE senju which makes his defection hit harder for Kagami 😭😭

- BABY SANNIN ‼️‼️‼️ Tsunade was old enough to meet and remember Hashirama it makes sense that Oro and Jiraiya meet the founders

- omg could u imagine being Edo Tensei Hashirama?? Ur granddaughter’s weird friend revives u using the Jutsu ur brother invented that you specifically FORBID 😭😭

- Hashi and Tobi staring at Orochimaru like “you look familiar???” IT HAS SO MUCH COMEDIC POTENTIAL

- Mito revolutionized female shinobi like she’s def the reason ppl realized that girls can fight (Senju Toka was an exception) STAN MITO 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

- Mito pulled a Tsunade and mentally yeeted out of Konoha after Hashi and Tobi died. Bc the way we NEVER hear about her and Hiruzen interacting except for Kushina, even tho she’s literally RELATED to the other 2 hokages….ROBBED 😵‍💫

- I HC: she was dealing w/grief (the fall of Uzushio made it worse) and she was lowkey pushed out of the council by Danzo FUCK DANZO

- I love the idea of Mito wooing for Hashirama’s hand/politically smart Mito!! It was a political marriage that grew into love. There’s no way she DIDNT suspect an attack on Uzushio lik it’s literally an island w/Kiri as it’s neighbours….Konoha gets recognition and stability while Uzushio importantly gets mainland allies

- Mito tops btw she’s def pegged Hashi before 🫢

- if Madara or Hashi had sisters/born women they would’ve def had a marriage to solidify their alliance. This makes Japanese homophobia not make sense esp in the shinobi world bc their clans trusted each other w/o backup like marriage?? Idk I’m just kinda confused y it was never even brought up for an alliance…

*cue MadaTobi arranged marriage au 100k, enemies to lovers, slowburn*

- also to dude bros homophobia has no place in the Naruto world (and IRL BTW) outside of making heirs. They’re literally MERCENARIES You telling me Kakashi has never fucked another man for information before??? Pls be serious I’m begging y’all 🙃🙃🙃

- there’s def family drama amongst the senju!! Idk I feel like Hashirama and Tobirama have the relationship of: “they love each other but don’t like each other” which makes Madara’s inclusion even worse for the brothers’ relationship. Like they def always had each other’s backs but never actually felt like they understood each other.

- I wish more fanfics/canon covered the shinobi-civilian politics more (I love politics lol give me world-building kishimoto 😤)

- Civilians hold power. THEY have all the MONEY to pay shinobi

- I’ve rlly only seen 1 fanfic that involves the Fire Daimyo during the Warring States Era (Into the Wide Blue Yonder it’s a KakaSasu Time travel fic that actually ✨works✨ 12/10 recommend) but it’s true.

Wtf is the Fire Daimyo doing during this era??? Why is he being so placate about Senju/Uchiha war unless he just sees it as entertainment?? How have shinobi NOT fought against rich civilian politicians before?? (Introducing Maoism to the naruto world lol 🤔🤔)

- Kishimoto curse ur goldfish brain….

- the uchiha and senju were def broke in this era, LMAO especially the Uchiha and I mean resource wise. War is EXPENSIVE the Uchiha don’t have Hashirama and Mokutan, they couldn’t just grow food whenever they wanted. It makes total sense that they would agree to a ceasefire just to prevent STARVATION

- once again…. robbed in terms of seeing the aftermath and devastation of war and learning how to live in a morally grey, politically unstable, resource limited world which could’ve brought in the ultimate themes of peace and the cycle of violence, and the question of if violence and war is ever justified, but…..no ❤️

[1d1195]

Kinda feel bad for those other stories lol but I have no doubt that they will have their shining moment and I’ll love them just as much! So excited to see how all of these turn out! And a grump x sunshine vibe?! A CLASSIC!

I get what you’re saying when it comes to consistency but that still doesn’t mean it hurts any less when it happens! Still I hope that you get out of this funk soon! Hope your grocery shopping and prepping went well! Lowkey did the same thing today and i absolutely HATE grocery shopping like it’s just too much 😭

Bestie you are so wrong I’m NOT that great😭 idk I have a very weird way of viewing myself and my college doesn’t help with that lol this entire experience has been ROUGH to say the least then mix in my own mental health struggles/life it’s kinda crazy I’m even in this deep lol basically it’s giving gifted kind burn out vibes lol but you’re so sweet seriously you’re kind words are always so appreciated!

Yay to walks and writing! It’s the little things that count and make a difference! And I like the idea of you having books as a little treat for you during the school year! I know it’s probably annoying to constantly hear about “balancing” bc it’s easier said than done but having stuff like that will hopefully help❤️ and I’m sure anyone in like school/academic settings those months are probably super busy so it’s understandable!

The reveal of him not knowing made everything better! It was NOT lame at all if anything it was so you to add something like that in the story, truly loved it!

Taking that break was a really good decision! And I will ALWAYS support you putting yourself first! I can’t even imagine how you may have been during that time that you took a step back :( but I’m glad that it allowed you to come back better! And honestly if you ever feel like that or even remotely near it, please take a step back! Once again you are most important! It makes me happy that you do have a place to vent and that you have so many lovely people that adore you! I know for me at least I love getting to know you and I love you!!! Wishing you the best my love!-💜

I've actually alluded to one of them several times, but I've been keeping it pretty well under wraps 🤭 overall. I can't remember when I added the outline to my document. I think she's going to be grumpy hehehehe 🤭

Grocery shopping was great. It's actually one of my favorite tasks. But prepping did not happen...I did a REALLY good job pre-covid. Covid happened and I was like "If I make one more meal I will kms" idk, I think i've mentioned I HATE dishes (hence why it's a main source of contention in my stories) and it sucks all the fun out of cooking for me. Baking is one of my favorites though (less dishes usually) also why it ends up being a theme in my stories hehehe

I think I'm having my own version of gifted kid burn out. I def wasn't gifted. I was just a good student (if that makes sense) like yeah, I just had good study habits and stamina to learn material, but idk if I'm all that intelligent lol. Mental health really is the pits lol. Ruins everything. Happy to give you words of encouragement. I think people who need it don't always hear it. Or maybe I try to encourage everyone on their own path because teaching 🤷‍♀️ regardless, you deserve encouragement 💕

The only time I feel like taking a step back from tumblr these days is when my engagement is kinda low :( I sort of spiral and I'm all "No one even cares that I'm writing this, I don't even need to post no one will care or notice. No one likes it" very like over the top dramatics lol But I hate coming up with names for stories and idk where I would put my stories otherwise if not here. Probs just sit on my laptop collecting dust. I will say, it's pretty cool to see how much I've written like I really can go on and on, can't I? 😂

I LOVE YOU TOO! 💕

xoxo

[museswooo]

odiego :/

where was their first date ?:

their first unofficial date was the second time he ever cooked for her. unofficial ‘cause in his mind it was a date, and he treated it like such (for her prob just a booty call fr). second time ‘cause the first he just cooked for them after s*x, ‘cus aftercare is important <3. he didn’t have to do much guessing as to what her favorite things were anymore; he’d just paid attention. obviously, it was at his place— away from everyone since she’s extra. he made a bit more effort without noticing, like... fat ass burgers, but make it fancy ✨ was probably a bit nervous like, you cannot screw up burgers and fries, but if he did... no he dident </3

what my muse would do to cheer your’s up:

diego would do just about anything to cheer her up, tbh. i think one of the things he resorts to the most is physical touch, like everything is with them. playing with her hair, massages, being so silly it’d make her crazy, obvi. 

who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?:

they both do. i think he did it more in the beginning when odette still had her reservations about liking such a meaty, sexy man, but odette def has issues now (h*rny). diego’s go-tos are her shoulders, neck, jaw, general face area. and i’m sure odette has taking a liking to his chest... lmao!

who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?:

odette. especially if she’s a mood 😭

how my muse would wake your’s up:

face between her le—

who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?:

odette. ‘cus he takes cooking seriously wtf! all nicely measured, all lowkey tidy... he’d still play along.

who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?:

diego. potd rocks.

who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?:

yikes! no one’s said it yet, but diego’s gonna be first. just watch. freakout incoming...

who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?:

diego’s last resort would be violence, tbh. he’s had enough of that! and odette almost sets him on fire for posting shirtless pics, so i fear it’s not him.

who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?:

diego jr. already exists, so! but def diego, if he wanted another one. he’s an animal lover, sue him! he’ll show up 

who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?:

i actually dk. we’ve definitely discussed they can be quiet, but i think they’re loud enough that someone in the same household can hear them, but not enough so they get neighbor complaints. some ppl should take notes! 

who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?:

odette, maybe? he’d be down for anything she’d wanna try, but he’s more than okay with the way things are rn.

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: 

hopefully neither!? it’s not a word he deems sexy, tbh... like (RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND) he does not want to be anyone’s father, pls.

what is their shared, favourite kink ?:

no kinks for them! unless odette suggests <3

describe their typical kiss:

they kiss with their entire bodies, if that makes sense. diego’s almost always taking her clothes off as they do, hehe.

how my muse shows their love for yours:

physical touch and cooking, again. deleting apps, posting clothed selfies.

their favourite ways to give affection:

keep y’alls hands away from each other, will you, lmfao!

who is more dominating ?:

i’d say odette? but that’s for reasons everyone knows. diego just likes to have a good time, so he doesn’t care abt much.

who sings in the shower ?:

diego. and yes, it’s the enchanted song. xd

who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?:

diego :3 and he’s very gentle!

who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?:

odette. 

who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: 

idk, mads help ME! ‘cause at this point in life, he would not try shit if he’s invited to dinner, assuming ava would be there!? and odette’s a hag, like come awn... unless? 

who has the weirder taste in music ?:

diego, def.

who would initiate dancing in the rain ?:

diego, again. he likes dancing. he’s going to make her dance everywhere they go together.

who would be the one to suggest marriage ?:

my man right here. i think the second marriage seems like an option, he’d ask. like, hey, wanna go to las vegas real quick, it’ll be fun! :D

what would they name their children ?:

something latine? i think he’d prefer that after odette turns down all his anime related alternatives. 

who would their children take after more ?:

odette. like, he likes himself enough to want their kids to be kinda like him, but he likes odette more. 

[ch1bii]

ONEGAI MY MELODY LIGHT NOVEL SPOILERS AND ANALYZING‼️

so, the timeline in onegai my melody is kinda fucked up. starting from sukkiri to the light novels. (probs more in other cases but i’m mainly focused on these) it’s a never ending mess with how old are these kids and what grade are they even supposed to be in. okay maybe that’s an over exaggeration since we are given that info, but it really doesn’t add up. especially with the added information that the light novel takes place 3 years after my melo last left yumegaoka (sukkiri). the thing is in sukkiri, uta is 16 since christmas passed and her birthday is in november. we just didn’t get a birthday ep unlike other seasons which may have cause that confusion. in the light novel, it is stated that uta is in her 2nd year of highschool, in which this takes place near golden week. meaning uta barely started it (school starts in april and ends in march in japan) in that case, she is still 16. that means the add up with sukkiri isn’t so bad considering in each season it originally ends from april to march. so uta is 16 at the end of march in sukkiri and 16 in april in the light novel. the only thing that doesn’t add up here is the fact uta still wears her middle school uniform in sukkiri! when really she should be in her 1st year of highschool already and finish middle school after kuru kuru. then again, considering all the material they must have missed due to the amount of dream door openings and end of the world shocks, being held back isn’t such a bad idea 💀 obviously i’m just trying to make this work don’t take me too seriously 🙏 now the other thing, the random 3 year after thing? uta would be 19, not 16! this is onegai my melody highschool not college 😭 well unless we’re talking about the older kids such as kanade and keiichi, in which they are in their 1st years of college in the light novel. but with 3 years added they’ll already be finishing 💀 so yea, this whole 3 years thing is just a huge mystery on why they would add this. is it a miscalculation? the author just didn’t give a damn? are they messing with us? is the light novel an au? is it all up to the reader? the last option is really just what i’m going for. at first i thought it was just referring to when my melo first left, thinking that’d make sense. but even that doesn’t add up. ig us consumers of omm just rlly want a full on explanation, have it fed to us. but then again, most is only left to our interpretation. not to mention how both sukkiri and the light novels aren’t fully translated to english, at least not with some shitty google translate app 💀 so maybe we’re just missing something, or even with that it’s still a mess 😭 idk but to any of you who care as much as i must do, let me know what your thoughts are on this subject. i’d love to hear them!

[lavender-annd-lilac]

Huh? What’s that you hear at your window? It’s me!!! With another obnoxiously long comment!!

(⚠️For real this is super long, like “Karen ranting on Facebook” long. I literally had something to say about every sentence I’m so sorry if OP feels obliged to read this looool⚠️)

His openness to improve was what made your relationship so special.

Awww he’s a little puppy for us to train 🥰

She’s always hovering around me, and so incredibly clingy, almost every single day, - like I never fucking asked to be her host of which she is a nuisance for,

This is so me talking to myself in the mirror tbh

Lol jk haha 😂 but after I finished reading I actually went back and re-read this dialogue to see if reader could have known Ransom was talking about his mother and I agree like without context this would totally seem like he was talking about his gf especially after he says “she’s home” 🤔

Was secretly hoping for a Ransom/Bryce/Reader love triangle bc I’m just that kind of bitch 😂

Ok but like what if Bryce is reader’s ex, or they kind of had a thing for each other before she started dating Ransom, and then when she thinks Ransom is trash talking her, she goes running to Bryce for a shoulder to cry on

…and he doesn’t tell her Ransom was talking about his mom on the phone, and instead lies like “oh yeah he was always saying the worst stuff about u, he never appreciated u, etc.” so he could get back with reader…

but then Ransom doesn’t know that Bryce is lying to her about their convos, and he thinks she’s just moved on, so he gets all pining and angsty like what does that guy have that I don’t 😭😖😵‍💫

“I swear they overwork you. No way is it normal to be working seven plus hours each day. It’s just plain cruel if you ask me.”

Bro… I’m not the best at math but a 9-5 job is already 8h and that’s pretty standard for most jobs I feel?? Lmao Ransom is so out of touch with us peasant folk

“Oh, just Bryce. You know, the grandson of Ogden Osbourne who Harlan can’t shut up about.

he’s 13 years younger than me. I didn’t get my own villa until I was like, 24 or something.”

Ok diving back into my daydream world for a sec lol what if like Harlan had always favoured Bryce as kind of “the grandson I wish I had” bc he thinks Ransom is incompetent, so Ran already has this low key inferiority complex about Bryce being like the golden boy, while everyone thinks of him as a trust fund prick even tho it’s not fair bc Bryce is actually even more spoiled than Ransom hahaha help me

😩

You completely dropped your routine of continuously showing Ransom physical affection, hoping he would be happy about it and not have any further complaints behind your back.

Omg I feel like any non-confrontational, passive aggressive person (like myself) will understand this EXACTLY.

roommate says I have crap taste in movies? Guess I’ll never suggest another movie night ever again.

Family thinks my interests are boring? Cool I’ll never initiate another conversation for the rest of my life lmao

Being affectionate was a big part of your character after all. It was hard to make sense of why he apparently despised one of the things that defined you.

AND YET, despite being all ugh whatever guess I’ll just stop my “annoying behaviour” 🙄 you are still stewing over it in your head ..

It’s very like “not that I even care… but their complaint was stupid in the first place and they’ve actually done much worse/more annoying things…. “😤😤😤

He would put your hand on his chest like where it usually was when you were curled up in bed.

You had noticed Ransom would pull a hurt face every now and then, as if he expected something.

MY FUXKING HEART IS BREAKING I CAN’T 💔💔💔 bc like in his mind he did nothing wrong (for once in his life lol 😆) but now reader is all distant 🥺 and she’s prob the only real supportive person in his life too

🫠

Aaand he got used to her being touchy feelly so now he’s like legit going through withdrawal someone get this man some methadone, stat!! 😳

😬😬😬

Omg also so saaad and so tragic when he threw his little tantrum like neither of these idiots knows what is going on I feel like I’m watching the library of Alexandria burn down or some equally devastating event 😅

If he has something he wants to say, he will have to say it on his own and not have me beg for an explanation, you thought.

DUDE, this is so ironic bc Ransom is prob thinking the same thing like “well if she wants to tell me something, I’m not going to ask, she should just say it” 😑

he was trying his best to remain stubborn and nonverbal.

I’m hyperventilating haha this situation is so immovable object meets unstoppable force 😵‍💫

Ransom scooped your body up carefully as he placed himself beneath, having your body on top of his and placing the blanket to cover both of you.

Fffffff he’s so touch starved 😣

He stroked your hair a couple of times, whispering; “I love you…you know that, right?”

BUT SAY IT WHEN SHE’s AWAKE U SILLY MAN

😠

Ok ok I have to say tho, I’m glad he confronted her about the “cheating” instead of being like oh well if she’s cheating behind my back I’ll just do the same thing 😤

BLESS BAPHOMET 🙏 that this did not happen

You had almost forgotten his mother even existed as Ransom had sheltered you away from her, not wanting to have her throw insults at his lover like she always did at him.

This also makes a lot of sense bc if reader wasn’t aware of how intrusive his mom is, she would have no reason to believe he was complaining about her on the phone

🤔

Also this is so sweet like him protecting her from his asshole fam:

He hid his embarrassment with a scoff and lowered his gaze, not wanting to showcase his growing red cheeks.

Cuuuuuuuuute 😍😍😍

Whew oh boy 😮‍💨

welp I guess I just used up all my sympathy resources on a fictional character so no more empathy towards real people for a while until I recharge 🤷‍♀️

Haha if it wasn’t obvious I’m like obsessed with this and I love it. 😍 ty for writing and sharing!!

Misreaders

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x gf!reader

WARNING - The following fic contains: Nothing crazy, needy!Ransom, misunderstandings, awful communication skills from both sides, lots of fluff, mild angst, affectionate gestures, cuddles, kisses, mention of sex, mention of possible cheating.

Summary: You deny Ransom the attention and affection you used to give him all the time after overhearing him complaining on the phone how annoying he finds you.

The lights were on when you pulled over to the front of Ransom’s villa, which to you meant Ransom was home after doing business at the Blood like Wine company with Harlan and Walt.

You have been living together for 2 months now after being a couple for a year, and you both thought it went amazingly well.

You were opposites, which somehow made you all the more compelling. You were sweet, overly affectionate, expressive and a little shy, - while Ransom was blunt, graceless and more quiet about his emotions. Over time, he had gotten better at expressing them for your sake, as he knew you deserved to be told how much he loves you. He had improved at making vocal and honest apologizes as he had come to learn you weren't easy to please through gifts. His openness to improve was what made your relationship so special.

There were no complaints or major issues from both parties, - until now apparently when you stepped into the house quietly and heard Ransom talking loudly on the phone with someone, his voice sounding unnerved.

“The woman can’t seem to catch a break, Bryce. She’s always hovering around me, and so incredibly clingy, almost every single day, - like I never fucking asked to be her host of which she is a nuisance for, -

- It’s so fucking annoying.”

Your heart sunk when you comprehended his words. She? Clingy? Every single day? You were the only woman he was with most of the time. Could it be he was talking about me?

You didn’t mean to listen in, but he was talking so loudly - it was hard not to hear. He obviously hadn’t heard you come in with how confidently he let his voice roll in full volume. You had already heard enough and decided to do the old trick of opening the door with little subtlety and close it back harshly.

Ransom cut himself off, audibly muttering to his friend over the line; “You know what, - let’s talk about this later. She’s come home.”

You took off your coat and hung it up, along with your handbag and scarf. Ransom came by the corner with a smile on his lips. “Darling…” he purred the petname with delight as he approached you.

Your lips threatened to wobble with glossy eyes as realization had hit of what you had listened to. You were good at holding your composure just this once as you put on a fake smile and let your boyfriend kiss you hello before he led you to the living room.

“How was your day?” You asked casually.

“Busy. But not as busy as yours.” He said. “I swear they overwork you. No way is it normal to be working seven plus hours each day. It’s just plain cruel if you ask me.”

“Well that’s just how it works…” you sighed with a shrug. You sat on the couch, eyeing Ransom’s phone on the table and it made you swallow down a lump that had formed in your throat.

“I heard you were talking with someone on the phone as I came in. Who was it?”

“Oh, just Bryce. You know, the grandson of Ogden Osbourne who Harlan can’t shut up about. We’ve been catching up lately.” Ransom explained. “Get this, he got his own villa by the coast of New Jersey. If people think I’m a trust fund, they should get familiar with him first because he’s 13 years younger than me. I didn’t get my own villa until I was like, 24 or something.” Ransom said, the rich people business being little to your understanding, but you still listened.

You left it at that about the phone call. He was obviously going to keep his loud back talk a secret, and you thought maybe it wasn’t the right time to bring it up either. He seemed to be in a good mood despite how aggravated he sounded when on the phone.

Maybe he had gotten his frustration out, you guessed. You weren’t going to build it up this time.

You completely dropped your routine of continuously showing Ransom physical affection, hoping he would be happy about it and not have any further complaints behind your back.

Truth be told, you knew you shouldn’t be accepting how awful he talked about you, but you more blamed yourself for not considering how he felt about it.

In the past you had complained to your girl friends about minor things too, - like how you sometimes find Ransom’s use of curse words unnecessary. However you would argue Ransom’s complaint was much worse. Being affectionate was a big part of your character after all. It was hard to make sense of why he apparently despised one of the things that defined you.

You had kept up your new resolution as much as you could, only opening your arms when Ransom approached you with his own wide open. He was being more touchy with you than ever as days passed by, now being the one to engage cuddle sessions. He would put your hand on his chest like where it usually was when you were curled up in bed.

This must be the way he prefers it. Being touched only when he wants to.

You had noticed Ransom would pull a hurt face every now and then, as if he expected something. You had asked about it once when he stared at you as his head rested on your lap while you were watching an episode of your favorite show. He only muttered, "Nothing..." before he turned his face to look at the screen too.

Strange..., was all you could think from that interaction.

Days went by quicker due to your long working schedules, with the evenings almost skipping right to the early mornings.

Saturday was when you worked from home, - same was it for Ransom. He put the laptop down, finishing much earlier as he didn’t have a lot on his plate for the day.

Ransom approached you who was sitting by the kitchen island on one of those bar seats as you typed on your computer. He came from behind, slyly wrapping his arms around you and rested his chin on your shoulder. He was being incredibly touchy with where he put his hands, and it made you feel a little hot and bothered.

“Ransom, we can’t have sex right now.” You laughed as you tried to focus on your work.

“I don’t want sex.” He muttered against your skin as he gave a smooch on your shoulder and tightened his grip around you.

You weren’t having sex nearly as often as you did in the beginning of your relationship, but Ransom was completely fine with that.

The reason why you had so much sex back then was because he didn’t know how else to show affection at the time. It was before he was comfortable using the phrase ‘I love you’ because he had through his whole childhood grown resilient against those words. Back then he didn’t hug or cuddle because he wasn’t used to that kind of affection at all.

That changed when you continued being in his life and had your body against him all the time, your hands stroking his hair and face, your head on his chest or arms wrapped around his waist with your face nuzzling against him so lovingly.

You thought he loved it and that you had broken the ice, but from the conversation you heard almost a week ago, you were assuming you had done more than you should.

“Then what is it, honey?” You asked. “You’ve been acting rather odd. Is there something you want to talk about?”

You could practically feel his jaw tick against your skin, and you frowned when you looked behind. Ransom had already let go of you by then.

“If you don’t want me around, just say that!” He shouted and stormed away to your bedroom upstairs without glancing back.

You were so confused. You didn’t know what this man wanted anymore. First he insults you behind your back on the phone with some friend of his, and you stop being all over him as he had complained about, - and now he’s pulling a tantrum with the assumption that you don’t want him around.

You sighed, not bothered to walk after him as you were afraid it would only become a messy argument.

If he has something he wants to say, he will have to say it on his own and not have me beg for an explanation, you thought.

You worked on your computer until late at night. Ransom hadn’t come down since his outburst, which already told you he was trying his best to remain stubborn and nonverbal.

It was past 11:00 PM, and you were too tired to change into comfier clothes and take a night shower. You took a blanket from the basket under the table and made yourself comfortable. It had been a while since you last slept on the couch, usually from watching late night films, and you had to admit you missed it. The couch was way too comfortable to only be used for sitting purposes.

An hour later into your sleep, you hear footsteps coming down the stairs to the living room where you were. Before you know it, you feel a figure in front of you. Your eyes barely hold up as you see Ransom standing there silently, staring at your form.

“Come to bed, darling…” You heard him whisper to you as he carefully shook your shoulder.

“No, I wanna sleep…” you mumbled drowsily.

You heard him sigh, but your mind quickly wandered back to dreamworld again, leaving him to be payed no mind.

Ransom scooped your body up carefully as he placed himself beneath, having your body on top of his and placing the blanket to cover both of you.

He looked beneath him where your face was resting on his chest, some drool was coming on his night sweater but he didn’t care. He stroked your hair a couple of times, whispering; “I love you…you know that, right?”

Ransom didn’t expect a response as he was aware you were fast a sleep, but he thought it didn’t hurt to say it. He stared at the ceiling for a good while before he was able to close his eyes and rest.

Your eyes flickered open, and you yawned when you woke up. “Finally, Sunday again.” You chirped as you stretched yourself a little. Sunday was your day off, which meant you could take it easy.

You climbed off of Ransom which made him groan and you left his embrace to get your morning coffee. You had slept well tonight, like you always did when you slept with Ransom so close to you. Your morning mind had already forgotten about yesterday's ordeal.

When you returned to the living room again with two mugs in your hands, you halted as you saw Ransom had sat up, looking up at you with bloodshot eyes.

“What…- are you okay?” You asked as you walked towards him.

“You’re cheating on me.”

You froze and blinked, “What?”

“You’re cheating on me, aren’t you? That’s why you don’t touch me like you used to. You’re done with me.” He began to state his last two sentences as facts.

You put the mugs on the table and sat beside him on the couch, immediately denying his claim. “No, I’m not cheating on you, Ransom. Why on earth would you think that?”

He shook his head, not even looking at you as he was still in denial. He stood up and continued, “You found someone else to pour your love into. There can’t be any other reason why you suddenly stopped being intimate with me. You don’t kiss my cheek in the morning or hold me close anymore. You didn’t even stroke my hair when I rested my head on your lap two days ago!”

“Because you didn’t ask!”

“You don’t need to!”

You crossed your arms and stood up too, annoyed by now. “Well apparently I do because otherwise you are talking behind my back about how clingy and annoying I am!” You raised your voice to his level. “I heard what you said on the phone with that friend of yours. I’m giving you a ‘break’ like you wanted.”

Ransom processed it for a minute, unsure of what you were referring to. Then it hit him about his last week’s phone call he had with Bryce, and he let out a sigh of relief as he held back a humored smile. “You heard that? Is that what this is all about? That’s not, - fuck’s sake, you got it all wrong, darling.”

You frowned. “Do I? Explain then.”

“Did you even hear the whole conversation? I’m guessing you didn’t because if you did, you would know I was talking about my mother.”

You had almost forgotten his mother even existed as Ransom had sheltered you away from her, not wanting to have her throw insults at his lover like she always did at him.

Still, the pieces didn't quite add up and you narrowed your eye with suspicion. “You used the word ‘clingy’ though, - a very convenient word to describe someone who's always on you. A-And you said you have to deal with 'her' every day. I’m the only woman you’re with every day, Ransom.”

“What are you even, - Yes, my mother’s the clingiest bitch in the world and she practically bothers me everyday with her nonsense. She’s a damn tick on my skin, sucking the life out of me and always in my business - our business. Last week she bothered me about some high class bitch she wanted me to meet. Old hag’s disrespecting our relationship and you, my girlfriend. ” Ransom explained genuinely, his eyes looking intensely into yours.

"Oh..." was all you could utter as your mouth stayed open in awe. It all made sense now as to why Ransom sounded so annoyed on the phone but was carefree when he welcomed you home.

His mother really is a bitch, you also thought when you heard what she had planned for Ransom.

“I was talking about her, not you, kitten. I would never think of you that way. If anything, you’re clingy but for the best reasons.” Ransom insinuated with a smirk growing with the way he formed his lips. “I missed your touches so much. I don’t think I can live without them. Please stop holding yourself back and give it all to me again.”

He approached you and took your hand to give your dainty knuckles a kiss with his lips. He felt blessed when your face rested on his broad chest and wrapped your arms around his waist tightly.

“I’m sorry, I should have talked to you and asked…I didn’t mean to assume the worst from you.” You apologized. "I'm so sorry..."

Ransom laughed and shook his head. He didn’t blame you. After all, he had earned the asshole title for many reasons prior to your relationship. “You should have beat my ass if that was the assumption you were left with. Yet you still stayed around like it didn’t hypothetically happen. Why?”

You shrugged as you felt silly, but you did have a reason. “…I mean, it should be kind of obvious by now. I love you, and we both know you are too honest for your own good sometimes. But by the end of the day, you’re my jackass, and I wouldn’t let go of you so easily.”

“That’s cute of you, kitten.” He cooed as he kissed the top of your head with care. “But seriously though, don’t put up with shit, -especially from me. Put me in place if you must.”

You hummed, agreeing as you had learned your lesson. “I still can’t believe you thought I was cheating on you. You were really broken out about my distancing, weren’t you?” You said as you led him to sit back on the couch again.

He hid his embarrassment with a scoff and lowered his gaze, not wanting to showcase his growing red cheeks.

You laughed softly and pulled his shoulder while reaching out for his face, pulling him closer to you. “My poor man…I’m so sorry, honey.”

He hummed, ultimately forgiving you. “Guess you need to make it up to me. You’re going to do nothing else other than wrap those cute hands of yours around me and mean it. No half-assing anymore. I want it all.”

“Handsom’ Ransom wants to be held, huh?” You giggled humorously.

“Tease me all you want,” He snickered and grabbed you by the hip, his hands sliding down to grope your ass as he leaned into your ear to seductively add, “We both know who’s name you’ll be chanting this evening, darling.”

N/A: Probably like my 5th fic about Ransom being touch starved but idc, it’s my therapy guys. :))

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