#this is a sorta a sequel to my other bruce troll post

[raileurta]

Testing something

*after dealing with a mission*

Green lantern: Spooky with the 50 kids you have ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᵖᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵍᶦᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰ ᵗᵒᵒ and your batgadgets how can you afford all of it?

Batman decides to mess with Hal again

Batman: Bruce Wayne sponsors me and in exchange I provide sexual favors.

Batman: How were you not aware of this? It is common knowledge.

Green lantern: NOW I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!

Batman: Lantern lower your voice you are causing a commotio-

Green lantern: I WILL NOT- I UGh. (This is some serious horse shit)

Green lantern : Ain't no way Brucie motherfucking Wayne is your sugar daddy.

*Batman pulls out a collar written in gold "bruce's batty boy" and shows it to lantern*

Batman: I am not deceiving you Green lantern. I now must go Gotham needs me. *Dramatic cape flip and disappearance*

Bruce had that collar in his pockets for three months.