#this is a joke kinda sorta.

[morganbritton132]

A Tiktok goes up on Eddie’s account that’s shot at an awkward angle like he’d originally set it up for a different reason but got distracted. The tone of Eddie’s voice clearly shows he’s teasing when Steve cuts him off.

Steve: Eddie, stop. Tommy never had a crush on me

Eddie: Baby, I hate to break it to you, but everybody who has ever met you has had at least a little bit of a crush on you

Steve: No. that’s not-

Tommy: Steve, I was in love with you

Steve: What, no?? No. You loved Carol.

Tommy: Yeah, I still love Carol but I was in love with you for years. Carol was too.

Tommy: You broke both our hearts when you left us for Wheeler

Steve:

Tommy: Seriously, you never knew? That wasn’t an act for social media? Did you think that we took all of our friends on dates?

Steve: That wasn’t - we were just…

Tommy: No one jokes that often about having a threesome without kinda meaning it

Steve: I - that… *slowly morphs into that surprise pikachu meme*

[humming-fly]

my good friend @alagaesia-overlord and I were lamenting the lack of arthur-centric body horror in malevolent, so I figured for her birthday I'd make an attempt at lovingly fixing that~

various logistical thoughts under the cut as well!

some potential logistics for the road - john having his own tongue is an option but I liked the puzzle solving of how they could share while still leaving john with a mouth roof for enunciating (gonna have a hard enough time without lips) - plus it's funnier if they're forced to share, one more thing to get in a raging row over~

(and the bonus shitpost ending to the initial comic)

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Over the past week or so, I have had a noticeable uptick in followers who seem to:

A. Be real people and B. Be Christians.

Which I would literally have never predicted in my life, but is wildly awesome. We are reclaiming Tumblr for Christendom. We are building fellowship, one meme at a time.

[inluvwcaitvi]

okay guys be honest… do u think vi could have a praise kink

[simptasia]

i like them making ben and hurley besties in the end. because thats why we know that ben's continued existence won't be a problem. like, it's safe now, he's with hurley. and hurley emits goodness radiation that makes everybody around him a better person

[killemwithkawaii]

"...!!!"

"...oh shit- I'm so sorry, Sal, I didn't mean to...!!"

"...uh, it's fine [y/n], just... try to watch your aim next time, okay...?" 💓💦

[Prison uniform and no shirt variations under the cut]

(Potential POV: He asked if you fr find him attractive and now the proof is all over his face whoops 😳💦💦💦)

[feralmoonlight]

Halloween Ass Lookin Motherfucker

Alt version of the candycane joke one

[askamnesiamoonjumper]

aau rework version of the overload/boss fight where it actually has consequences and bearing on the character dynamics save me,, save me aau rework,,,,

[pallanophblargh]

As part of my ADHD diagnosis intake process (or whatever you call this), there’s a massive quiz I have to take. I THOUGHT I was prepared. I was not.

Aside from leaving it to almost the last minute (I have a week to complete), I just... these questions... what. WHAT. I mean, some of them are super easy, but a good chunk of them have caused a level of internal anguish I normally assign to tax returns, math, or social interactions with strangers.

I don’t know if this proves anything. I’m only half way through and part of me wants to cry.

I think a good chunk of the anxiety stems from the hard dichotomy of a simple “true or false” answer system. I am in hell.

[mengyanchen]

omg Ryota you're messy af 😭😭 them serving the comedy for the show now is fucking hilarious

[torra-and-the-toons]

Thinkin' bout shrimp.

[YAKKO] [DOT]

[sofibeth-arts]

Super Sonic Bros ( + Knux and Amy)

[changelingspawn]

people who draw eddie brock super skinny will not see the kingdom of heaven

[kuromi-hoemie]

thinking about older women

[v1-kisser]

I'm so infatuated with I.narius he sucks so bad. His death makes me so sad even though he sorta deserved it. I empathize with him greatly but also god babe you were being a bit of a douche I'm sorry. I just wanna revive him like "Okay baby did we learn our lessons? Do we know what we did wrong? Yes? Okay great. I love you so much mmmwah"

[cuteniaarts]

@katkastrofa, circa 40-ish hours ago: Hey, what if our newest bunch of OCs adopted a baby from one of the other brothel girls who knew she couldn’t afford to raise one? That would make for some fun shenanigans :D

Me, with a notoriously non existent sleep schedule, instinct of self preservation or concern for my poor wrist: Alright, bet. Watch how fast I can make you fall in love with this hypothetical baby >:)

Daneli as a gentle and loving caretaker-turned-adoptive-mother is something that can be So Personal, actually, and originally I was going to leave it at this quick sketch, but then I got carried away thinking about what this child will grow up to be like raised by this little gang of misfits, so…

Here she is!! A little older and so, so beautiful, I need more of her in my life immediately, she’s way too precious

And, because I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t also add a sapphic element to this absolute cinnamon roll, a small crack ship that I’m only half serious about for when she’s a little older still:

All in all, we may be getting impossibly far from canon, but I for one already cannot get enough of sweet darling Kumisai <3

(I fully drew three pieces from scratch in 9 hours I cannot feel my brain or my hands anymore send help)