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iridescentoracle · 4 years ago

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so tonight the sibs met the riders of rohan and genuinely i don’t know which is the funniest bit of the conversation

gimli threatening eomer with his axe for insulting galadriel and eomer just being completely [john mulaney voice] “sure, why not, this year is already so goddamn weird”

aragorn adding another entry to his list of “times i heard my fiancee’s grandmother described as an evil witch” which he definitely keeps specifically for the purpose of sharing with either said fiancee or said grandmother

the list isn’t textual i just know in my heart it exists

sauron steals horses from the rohirrim but like, exclusively the ones that fit his color scheme

#lotr #the two towers #you CANNOT change my mind about the list thing #this is a PATTERN. this is a Known Rumor we hear it from both boromir & eomer like it's just What People Think if they even think she's real #look me in the eye and tell me it's not a running joke between aragorn & arwen and/or galadriel herself #and that there haven't been multiple jokes about the bit that's like ''if men enter they rarely leave again'' bc aragorn just //wishes//#(says arwen. to aragorn. as they sit on a flet in lothlorien.)#also the fact that the horse thing has been going on for YEARS #bedtime was actually a while ago but i can't stop thinking about any of this #y'all i //missed// hearing daddy read LOTR there is just nothing else like it

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