#this is THE episode for all the motifs and all the crackships
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alright so people won't be annoyed at me liveblogging a three day old episode with thoughts they have already seen a million times i will compile all my thoughts into one post so you can just skip this
SHIV PREGANTE??? i was 80 percent sure this was happening but i'm still fucking surprised just like with logan's death
the intro sounds soo fucky. like i thought there was something wrong with my speakers but this happening right after logan's death I LOVE IT
hiam abbass in intro we love to see it
i feel like i do have to add (since no one will read this anyway) that the reason it has taken this long for me to watch it is that i really really think watching succession is bad for me. like it kind of counts as self-harming behaviour i think. but yesterday i went on a long walk that really helped and now i feel more equipped for the episode. let's see if it undoes all the progress!!
MARCIAAAAAAAAAA MY LONGEST YEAH BOI EVER
this really is the season of hugs
'i'm sure it'll crush me eventually' 'pre-grieved' relatable repression king
my one wish for when the show is over is that someone makes a greg-less cut. just remove all of the scenes where greg's there
first sympathetic karl moment
the HEAVY swedish accent oskar has i love it
willa absolutely slaying that dress and marcia. queen on queen violence
krank real
'i have been worried that this was gonna happen for ages' real. whenever anything bad happens i have already anticipated it and so my emotions never feel real in the moment? like i've practiced them already so often that it's hard to feel something u know
kind of weird to say and probably gonna bite me in the ass later but it really seems like kendall is the most well-adjusted of all of them
'he's a bit racist' interesting use of present tense there roman. sure you've pre-grieved enough
kendall's second name is logan officially confirmed huh
frank openly laughing at greg i loooove it roman fully saying he hates him i am so here for this
is it real motif showing up yet again
i actually can't bear this frank kendall dialogue
did frank say 'he left you' or did he say 'he loved you'
roman just immediately leaving when tom shows up. same
i never would've guessed that shiv would blame herself. honey being on the plane didn't kill him. but it makes so much sense that she feels left behind and alone
i still want to know about how shiv and tom met and what that difficult time was
like i fully believe tom loves shiv and that he means what he says when he tries to comfort her. but with the background of his one ally being dead there's just no way that shiv can believe a word he says, and it's gotta be at least one motivating factor for him
DOG WITHOUT IT'S PERSON roman take a look at that mirror and see what you might find in there
clogged toilet -> bodily fluids motif really all the motifs making a comeback this episode
why is shiv like half a head taller than roman her heels aren't that high
STEWYYYYYYYYYYY
KERRYYYYYYYYYYYY
greg stop talking about being distasteful you fully asked for a job while logan was in a coma
i love roman being nice to kerry maybe i'm naive but i can't see an ulterior motive for that? unless he wants to be like logan oh my god please don't please no
romtom real (also i just accidentally typed rimtom. accidentally? guess we'll never know)
stewy lore his dad is 95 and is 'normal' enough to just randomly sue his neighbour
KENSTEWY REAL
haunted house motif real
i love willa's mom
roman's joking about growing old sharing a bed with his siblings like charlie and the chocolate factory but i'm serious i want that. in my life. both for them and for me and my friends
roman yet again being the only one who thinks about connor. at all
helping old ladies cross the street somebody kill me
roman admitting he betrayed them just so he can get a shot at ceo. well at least he told them himself?
here's the thing i kind of think kendall's right about shiv not really working but. god emotionally i will kill him for you shiv. cutting her out again?????
'i'm not trying to fuck anyone' ace king
shivshivshivshivshivshiv
GREG I LOATHE HIM
SHIVSHIVSHIVSHIVSHIV
connor's mom?????
jesus kendall. i knew he would do this but jesus.
once again the end titles music is so fucking amazing.
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What hasnât already been said: The Spanish Princess 2
Episode 1: CamelNOT
[Lively Music Plays]
I shit you not... thatâs what it said in the CCs.
Tower of London (?)
*Catherine looks at the array of crowns like a museum curator and the proceeds to strut down the halls*
Wolsey: *gives her this strange look which is a mixture between damn girl and the eagle is my spirit animal.
Then Catherine gets fake detained and taken to Henry in what must be a strange variation of the whole Robin Hood/Maid Marian roleplay they historically engaged in.
... did she just call his erhm manhood his kingship? Well thatâs original, Iâll give them that. Also funny how Bessie Blount initially looks on in fright... donât worry girl that will be you soon.
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*the four ladies have a brunch friendship moment together*
I see Blount is among them... I see they are setting her up as Catherineâs friend in order to play up the whole betrayal.
Alright. Jokes aside, I realised how much Iâve played myself. I was inspired by @melusineloriginale âs sporks (which if all this TSP episode posts got you in the mood for PG show mockery I urge you to check out here - youâll thank me later). In truth, Henry VIIIâs early reign is a bit too late from my main area of focus for me to make intelligent jokes.
Iâll content myself with just bullet-pointing random thoughts that came into my head, and if some intelligent thought gets through, well that would be the pinnacle. In any case Iâll aim to not parrot some of the stuff thatâs already been said, repetition can get annoying.
This image embodies this post, but maybe not the show. Iâve noticed those Starz productions get better by the end.
First Scenes:
- The recap just reminded me how much I will miss Margaret Beaufort in the coming episodes. I know her portrayal was innacurate but Harriet Walter just made everything better.
- They are making such a big deal out of this whole âwe were crowned together, we rule togetherâ thing in this episode - it makes no sense. Catherine was an influential Queen but she was definitely no more than a consort and never saw herself as more.
- Ruairiâs new haircut is pleasing to my eyes.
- When she says âAbueloâ itâs super adorable awww
The Ferdinand and Charles V scene:
- Bessie Blount looks so much like Ursula Pole lmao. Also they totally got the Pole childrenâs birth order wrong and UGH WHERE IS GEOFFREY POLE???
- I like Mary Tudorâs actress and her facial expressions. However, this whole polyglot image they are representing is innacurate. I am fairly certain she knew no spanish and I recall reading a contemporary account which said that she was not very learned.
- Iâm pretty sure it would be considered bad luck to prematurely crown your son âHenry IXâ while youâre still alive.
- I actually like the whole Grape motif in this episode. Itâs probably the smartest thing theyâve come up with so far for this episode. I know a lot of you will be all like âthereâs no record of Ferdinand being abusiveâ but this choice sort of makes sense when you recall Joannaâs treatment. Also I appreciate them for not being tacky and showing flashbacks of more overt abuse eg physical. The sugared grape is also fairly symbolic (the sugar is like a gilding, the grape easily crushable)
- OMG the guy from Garrowâs law is playing Thomas More!
- AND PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT SEEING THINGS? Margaret Pole x Thomas More is happening?? Please god that is a historical crackship I am getting behind. Yes. This is what Iâm most invested about.
Margaret Tudor and Scotland Scene:
- The whole ironic cutaway to Margaret being all depressed after Charles Brandonâs statement about her charming Scottish king is such a clichĂ© movie technique.
- If this were a more artsy film I would think the whole setup resembling a stereotypical middle-class family breakfast was done on purpose for humorous effects or to create a link with the past. But here I donât have as much trust in the producers. I think they just failed to capture the time period accurately.
- The modernisms continue: âNegassi please stop playingâ idk, there just something so modern about this for some reason ahaha
- Also again, Iâm getting tired of all this âCatherine is basically queen herselfâ, âCatherine is a political geniusâ, âCatherine Catherine Catherineâ ugh. I donât think the producers understand that Henry VIII was a very autocratic and traditional ruler. He didnât make any show of joint-rulership (correct me if Iâm wrong).
- The teeth thing is funny, smart and I liked it.
Back to Westminster:
- I like Ferdinandâs actor!
- Also Catherineâs response to âwho are you loyal to?â was not that smart. I feel like the producers wanted us to be impressed. What if Spain and Englandâs interests conflict, ey??
The Joust:
- I care too much for the whole Margaret Pole plotline. Iâm so invested.
- I could watch a series of More and Pole just exchanging lines. I love the actors too and this is my hope for this series. The whole frustrated parents is SO CUTE.
- I didnât know More tutored Reggie, I would be curious to know more.
- The way compton says groom to queenâs stool is freaking hilarious. He looks like a pervert.
- Henry Pole is a darling and must be protected at all costs.
- Oh Christ oh Christ that eyeball shot was just... good job on the special effects guys. Donât know what the point of that choice was.
- I found the whole armour mentions after interesting, it looked so set up as a PR campaign because Stafford speaking about the armour just sounded like a statement agreed on beforehand âshould have worn the sameâ and the Catherine with âsteel in the bonesâ and Ferdinandâs impressed face (it was him playing them?)
- Am I giving this show too much credit?
- Also whats up with âGod save the Queen?â
War Counsel:
- Henry VIIIâs actor is quite charismatic in this scene. Itâs almost as if Catherine is the hothead and Henry the wise one that speaks less but more significantly. It almost feels like they gender-swapped them.
The Bedchamber:
- Did Catherine breastfeed the baby? I thought it was Anne Boleyn. Doubtful... Iâm tired of the trope of âyouâre a good woman if you insist on breastfeeding the child yourself despite social conventionsâ. For a feminist show, the writers seem very attached to some 1950s perceptions of motherhood.
- I feel like the age difference between Catherine and Henry is well conveyed.
Scotland Again:
- âAll the sheep were pregnantâ đ oh touchĂ© Margaret. oh my. Did she just?
- I know they are playing out this disenfranchised Margaret arc to reinforce how great Catherine and Henry are (cheap technique) and to build up to her involvement in Flodden (innacurate historically but I know what the show will do). But I will say this: the humour is pretty good in the Scottish scenes! But I know itâs unintentionally so... (I highly doubt they wanted us to laugh at Margaret hitting James or calling Alexander a pig).
Westminster and the baby chamber:
- Whatâs are those red splotches on the babies face??
- Oh that shot of Margaret and silent Reginald :((( it makes me sad.
- And now the Poles are at church! I just love the look of them.
- That scene of Maggie and Catherine was needed, as we didnât get the best friends vibe much in this episode. The whole thing looked a bit pagan though, but it was nice :)
The whole Ferdinandâs betrayal segment:
- The grape motif again was fitting, him snapping the fruit right before she gets to it even despite her knowing what heâs like and what heâll do, was a good parrallel.
- Iâm tired of hearing of this âCamelotâ. Even in the novel, Camelot was Catherine and Arthurâs dream and... can we just live it up with Arthur?
- Ursula Poleâs, Bessie Blountâs and Mary Boleynâs actresses look way too similar.
- I fail to see why Catherine thinks sheâs turning into her father... she doesnât strike me as much of a game-player or subtle two-facer.
- Iâm intrigued what will happen with Oviedo and Lina... I feel like they wonât stay in England long.
- He was made knight bannaret... nice... but why does he thank Catherine publicly for this? It was in Henryâs gift that he was made a commoner Knight.. if this transpired irl Henry would have been gravely insulter.
Catherineâs Dead Baby and thereafter:
- Guys. In all seriousness, I donât think the TV series is trying to imply that Catherine killed the baby with her negligence. I mean, they are so bent on us liking her they wouldnât do that. It would be a bit too ballsy anyway. Remember the red splotches I mentioned earlier? Could those have been a sign that he was already ill but no one noticed/was in denial?
- The pebbles in hands would have had more emotional payoff if it had been established earlier if you know what I mean. Basically, this episode is too fast and entire arcs begin and end within it which extinguished any build-up.
- Oh man Henry is so sweet in this, how will they build him up as the tyrant he was historically if they keep this up?
Scotland Again:
- I must admit, I donât like all those nicknames they keep using. But somehow James calling Margaret âMegâ is nice and seems fitting.
- Whatâs a hermana sister?
England Last Mourning Scenes:
- YOU DID NOT BUILD CAMELOT ughhh
- Why is Catherine giving the speech and not Henry?? It turns out Catherine was more emotional historically then the whole perception of âperfect queen of stoneâ to which some people hold her. However, I doubt it would have been proper of her to give a speech in such a emotional manner.
Conclusion:
6.5/10
Some of the dialogue was stilted, the costumes are confused as to which era theyâre supposed to be (aesthetically distracting) and many other characterisation issues.
I donât have high hopes for this series in terms of cinematography or art but I sure as hell expect it will be entertaining. So far, everything is just getting set up and I find some aspects promising. As you can tell I am truly excited over how the Margaret Pole plotline. I am also interested in how Henry will be portrayed, with Catherine being so OTT and pushy this episode Im starting to Stan him more. In this show he appears sensitive and serene and kinda... adorable. Kind of like a little brother hanging onto his sisterâs skirts.
But in a way that is a disservice to the real historical figure which would not tolerate such a representation. I am very irritated by this whole âjoint-rulersâ thing which is just sooo innacurate. These STARZ shows have an obsession with showing women turn into men for the purposes of feminism - I see.
Catherine overpowers Henry too often and it sometimes feels like heâs HER consort. Of course, the feminism in this show is schizophrenic as we get the overemphasis of Catherine as a 1950s motherly ideal with the whole breastfeeding angle (âyouâre better than other noble woman who would find this beneath themâ, âtheyâre not as motherly as youâ).
So the relationship dynamic between Henry and Catherine is a bit off at the moment, but oh well.
Mary Tudor is a bit distracting with her dark hair but I find the actress extremely endearing and promising. I know there will be emphasis on her storyline too and I hope theyâll not be clichĂ©d with it.
#the spanish princess#the spanish princess 2#lady plantagenet's series reviews#not my best#but I've been ill for most of the week and wanted to get this out before episode 2 comes tommorow#feel free to send me an ask if you you have anything to say#I'd love to see if anyone else thought some of the same things
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