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tumblintuck · 21 hours ago

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T4T prenup where both parties draft a callout post in advance

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sunshinetomorrow · 1 year ago

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#hello people reblogging this #the dark castles are a joke #i actually think both of these bands are preddy good :)#dont be mean please or ill block you

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 days ago

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Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's

Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable

Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)

Credits below:

Written by: Ryan North

Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli

Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr

Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik

#marvel #x-men #squirrel girl #magneto #cherik #i'm not tagging everyone im too drunkf rothat #i dont have a tag for vids DAMIt> this gon be my only oen #snap chats #HERE IT ISS !!!!! FINALLY !!! LIKE FOUR MONTHS IN THE MAKING <- was just too lazy to do it #i thought id focus on work all day but OOPSIEE !!!!!!!!! i was too inspired #legally had to use nauck's art that's another goat of mine ... i love his style sm its so cute and expressive and bold...#theres small things in this that bother me but whatever ive literally done this all day #im posting it and moving on #im forcing you to reblog this. DO IT #i kept giggling while makign this cause mags is so funny ....#im still crying at him being like 'yeah i said i was never going back AND I MEANT IT'#also doreen a cherik shipper ...... queen behavior i always knew it #PLEASE ENJOY !!! IM BEGGING YOU !!!! im pinning this to my blog idc this took forever #also his call ins are genuinely so funny i love him so much. my silly peepaw.....#take a shot every time he says 'charles' tho i swear to god #i was actually going to do that tongiht but Legit the amount of whiskey i had was not enough HE SAYS CHARLES SO MUCH #im ending the tags here so i dont go on a rant about how in love mags is with charles. enoug..#NOT EVEN A PODCAST SERRIES IS SAFE FROM CHERIK IM CRYINGGGGGG #they will makethemselves a probelm to EVERYONE #'please dont be evil' he'll be worse. he'll be needy jLVKAJ ERIK IS SO NEEDY IM CRYING #ok i think thats all i have to sya . im a lil tipsy so i cant think right #WAIR I REMEMBER I WANTED TO CRY ABOUT ERIKS STPID 'SWEETOOTH' JOKE I HATE HIM !!!! <- deeply in love with him #'snap you said you were drinking like ten minutes ago are you fr' dont look at me. GOOD NIGHT !!!

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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months ago

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Hello guys!!!!! Aforementioned project is finally finished 🫠 It was meant to be just a simple weekend project, and ended up being 30+ hours over the period of like four days. I don't think I'm an actual normal human anymore. This is the project that caused everyone in my life to question my mental and physical wellbeing and health. But I'm super excited to share this all of you!!!! Please enjoy!!!! Even if you don't like vettonso, I hope this is still interesting????

If you make any, please reblog this or tag me in it! I'm excited to see what other people, other than just me suffering alone in my bedroom, make out of this!!! <3

#jesus christ i cant believe i actually made this 😭😭#originally earlier last week i was like ahhh i wanna draw more of them in different eras(like the timeswap au)#and then randomly wanted to draw every single racesuit(nightmare)#and then im like WAIT I CAN MAKE A PICREW OUT OF THIS #no joke when i say i dont think i was a human this weekend #it was truly: eat. sleep. draw. eat. draw. sleep. draw. eat. draw. draw. sleep.#the screentime count on my ipad is soooooo fucking bad im ashamed dhfjfkkg #i dont think picrews are meant to be made in the span of a weekend #*weakly* i did it~#again as i said in the description. please request if you want anything added!!!#i dont know if ill get to it immediately bcs i just spent 30+ hours psychologically torturing myself #i actually feel so ill JSJFKGLGLG but im happy w it and i wouldnt have gone back and changed any of the process #tho the evolution of 'im having so much fun' to groaning every time i opened up my ipad again was so funny #thank you so much to suzuki i could have never have done this without your support and encouragement 🥹🥹#hoping this picrew works as a blood sacrifice to the good health and wellbeing of the amr24. the car that is launching today!#also istg i am going to dm shill and self reblog this with no shame. it is my magnum opus(as of now)#now i am going to sleep and not touch my ipad for a while djfkkglg #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #catie.art.#vettonso #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

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okenki · 22 days ago

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"LOOK_@_ME_!!" he didn't reply to your text… she didn't read the memo… they left you on read… all after countless promises to be there for you, to always find time for you, to always read your message even if they respond later (they don't reply at all)… but you want them to give you attention in the present! : ( regardless if you want to keep on waiting silently for your day to come or if you're about to go on a rampage (cry yourself to sleep, swearing to yourself that it's over, that now, if they don't give you the attention you deserve, you'll just dip (lie) and find better!) this playlist full of kpop is for you!" bye. i love you."

Tracklist:

"Look" - GOT7

"I CAN'T STOP ME" - TWICE

"Attention" - SHINee

"BREAKTHROUGH (Korean Ver.)" - TWICE

"Beg For Me" - RED VELVET

"Feel Special" - TWICE

""Attention" - NewJeans

"OXYGEN" - TWICE

"그의 바다 His ocean" - Yerin Baek

"Look At Me" - TWICE Total Runtime: 34:39

#art #ocs #original art #playlist #okenki #sorry for the kpop 😔#music #i hope you enjoy tho!#ill add unlisted yt playlist in the reblog!#also; of course the little blab on top is said as a joke; this doesn't reflect any of my beliefs or feelings; i do not wish harm on anyone #my art is never oriented to mean harm to anyone. please keep in mind english is not a language i’m very good with #i might make mistake or misunderstand #but it’s never malicious or vicious. thank you!

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the1trueanon · 2 years ago

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poor lil lad, he dont get your joke 😔

i have been. very tired TwT work is good but very physically demanding, so have a wally doodle while i rest a lil bit and make some more stuff

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saevity · 1 year ago

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little red riding hood but it's about werewolves because sometimes when you look back on your teen years you realise that occasionally YOU were the wolf threatening your family

obviously not an original concept but it was very fun to have running around in my brain for a few days <3

...+ some doodles and a comic dedicated to every girl in my high school who would refer to their period as "little red riding hood coming over" (roodkapje op bezoek hebben) <3

#idk what to tag this as so please reblog it so ppl see it lmfaooo #im so happy w how that first drawing turned out. the jokes may or may not be an elaborate scheme #to get more exposure for the drawing lol. jokes work better on social media than good art!!!#art #little red riding hood #artists on tumblr #og

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wellhalesbells · 11 months ago

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I am so, so curious. There are some moots I have where I feel like they never miss a thing and I miss everything and also am probably doing tumblr wrong and have been since 2012 so... tell me how you do please!

(Bonus points if you put in the tags how many blogs you're following and if you're primarily a mobile or browser user!)

#how i wish that 2012 were a joke #tumblr #poll #please reblog for a better sample size - i am genuinely curious as to how people use this site #(so i can use it better tbqh)#some people just seem so damn GOOD at it #i'm: start where you open and refresh/following 131/and browser ^^

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dichromaticdyke · 9 months ago

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idk what woman or similarly gendered nonbinary person needs to hear this, but if you feel actual distress, frustration, discomfort, etc. at the thought of being attracted to men, or being with men in a sexual or romantic context--if you genuinely feel this way and you hide it behind "haha sucks that i like men lol" jokes--you honestly should consider lesbianism.

#dichromaticdyke.exe #because i've seen some posts going around about how people shouldn't feel ashamed to like men or anything and i agree #especially wrt men or similarly gendered nonbinary people--mlm or nblm attraction is good and should be celebrated #but like. if you make those kinds of “gross i like men haha” jokes a LOT as a woman or similarly gendered nonbinary person #you should investigate why #because you might be a lesbian #and if you're not! that's totally fine. but you as a woman or similarly gendered nonbinary person should not feel ashamed to like men #that's like the status quo lol so if there's genuine negative feelings there then there might be a reason #and i've seen a lot of posts lately talking about how having shame towards like men is radfem thinking and i disagree #i think that could be a reason why people feel that way but it could also be (pause for dramatic effect)#compulsory heterosexuality and internalized lesbophobia #some people genuinely don't like men please remember that #anyway reblogs are available on this post. for now. but the second i get bad faith actors in the notes i'm turning them off.#be normal please

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5hark-byt3 · 7 months ago

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Still thinking abt Galicia

So unfair

On a slightly less brainrot-y note, I got possessed and changed the way I draw Deep Cut or wtv you call it

Except for Big Man bc he’s perfect

[click for better quality blah blah blah]

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lucygrayslover · 2 months ago

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I am the biggest dyke known to man

#take a wild guess who this is about #witch #<- it's about her #She's the death you chose 🪞#god. hairy cat woman. hairy cat woman with a thirst for blood. goooooooood god #not gonna reblog her here because it's a bit risque but. sonjalikestodraw's witch is SOO fucking good.#BEAUTIFUL HAIRY WOMAN. please give me one chance PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #they can never put my ass in the slay the princess I'd betray her just because I need the witch biblically #idc about the thorn. (that's a joke I love the thorn) let me at the witch PLEAAAASE #you can trust me to go into the witch's basement I will be normal #<- they can and will throw themselves at her feet going 'PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEAAAASE'#this is how I am today. wahoo for women

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three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months ago

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TEMPLE THAT MAKES YOU OLD IS GONE FOREVER FUCK

#i found the email from the ask but the joke was in the reblog...#and since strawb is deactivated. i cant find it.#like i know i probably reblogged it but this is tumblr the search is shit #fuck does anyone have strawberrycircuits's temple that makes you old post from last august. please.#or does anyone have a good way to search my blog for it (i know the phrase “temple of time” is in it)#its specifically from august 7th WAIT WAIT i can search ny archive. hold on.#September 7th sorry #mb's two am rambling

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classicsstudentsunion · 8 months ago

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We Have A Substack!

Ecclesia, blog of the Classics Students Union, is open for business!

We are accepting pitches from undergraduates from any post-secondary institution on topics related to Classics! This can be any passion project which strikes your fancy, including critiques, editorials, and reception projects! Pitch us via the About page on our Substack.

Seriously. Please please please come infodump. We will publish it and then you can put it on your CV and stuff, and also we hurl it into people's inboxes like the discus that killed Perseus' evil grandpa

#also please reblog this so i can tell my bosses i did a good job #i was going to make a joke about buzzfeed quizzes but no longer will because i have to be professional #tagamemnon #ancient history #classics #ancient greece #ancient rome

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just-a-we1rd0 · 11 months ago

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Me looking at the new sora ai videos

''erm they are not harmful!!''

slight trigger warning for distressing topics

-Fake videos could be made, giving evidence of crime that never happened.

-This could be used to get people in jail.

-Blackmailing could happen with fake videos

-Fake media could easily be spread

-Real videos may not be believed because ai could become so easily accessed and used

-We litterally will not be able to tell real from fake

-Harmful fake videos could be spread among people to create fear and manipulation

-Ex: Fake nxdes

-ARTISTS WILL LITERALLY GO BANKRUPT

-Ai art won't cost much, artists will loose hope

-Similar to videos, fake drawings could be spread.

Art is supposed to be human expression, not some fake Ai bullshit. If Ai continues to have such a quick and impressive advance, it could be seriously fucking bad. Life could quickly turn into a black mirror episode, and that's not fucking good, at all.

These high quality/ freakishly realistic videos can cause harm in SO many ways.

Please, make sure to get a glass of water and touch some grass (or snow) and breath air.

#Sora ai #open ai #what the hell #this is bad #art #my art #crecher #sora ai is not GOOD #ai is not art #please reblog #Serious #srs #this isnt funny #this isnt a joke #Ai

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cold-neon-ocean · 1 year ago

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Allow me a moment of a controversial opinion, I actually like Tumblr’s ‘for you’ page because it’s a lot easier for me to see new art and find new artists as opposed to my regular dashboard where it’s mostly non art related text posts and memes despite how many artists I follow lol

So long as those two timelines remain separate and I can keep my dash where it’s just people I follow in chronological order, I’m honestly fine with them tbh :’D

#Matsu Blogging #[ I've seen more art on the for you page in five minutes than on my following page in an hour lol #like that's one thing about tumblr that's never been my vibe it's so meme heavy #with big long text posts and joke posts I don't personally find funny #and that's like the vibe of the site people like to reblog it and that's totally cool!#but art posts just get completely buried #so AT LEAST on the fy page I can see art lol and find folks to follow #without needing to search for specific things #and I think that's an actual good thing about an algorithmic fy page that gets overlooked~#like I really don't scroll my dashboard much as opposed to just searching people's profules #because the dashboard is just 90% memes and joke posts and random text walls #please I just want a crumb of art #this is why i need to ability to turn off people's reblogs and just see their original posts ]

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erzvolnes · 1 year ago

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tumblr aita post am i the asshole for being mopey and miserable around my family and just telling them its bc im sick and not because im now Older than my dead older brother bc it would upset them all to know that

#also sorry i should have been clearer please dont actually reblog this giving me an aita rating #i was kidding #this is a joke post im not fucking telling them that Ever #but good god.#he was This Young when he died. 28 felt a whole lot older when it happened #im sorry big brother im really sorry

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