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[wariodemambo]

HEY — LOSER HUNCHED OVER THEIR COMPUTER SCREEN LIKE A ZOMBIE! YEAH!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!

ITS-A WAAAARIO — NINTENDO'S BIGGEST STAR!! Taking time out of my SUPER BUSY life of being handsome, rich and beloved by all just to interact with lucky YOU!! Don't you feel special???

For fifty gold coins a pop, here's a list of what to (probably) expect from this blog...

Getting to look at ME, Wario.

Being able to give me even MORE gold!

Hearing ALLLLL about my INCREDIBLE adventures!!

Mario getting punched in the schnoz!!! (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

And, of course, the right to brag about following the most SUCCESSFUL GAME DEVELOPER OF ALL TIME!!

WHAT'RE YA WAITING FOR!? Hurry up and like or reblog this post if you wanna interact! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!

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