#this group of kids doesn't have any hand strength and they are having a hard time with

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kids gotta start playing with physical toys again i'm not even joking. if you've got nieces nephews kids of your own even a family friend with a little one you've gotta at least give them a stuffed animal, blocks, dolls, a tactile puzzle, ANYTHING i'm begging you. if you've got the jurisdiction to enact screentime limits PLEASE enact screentime limits. please

[scaraandshitposts]

okay wait I was onto smth!! maybe!!!

Halloween/Fall Hcs with genshin men!🕸

written w fem reader in mind, established relationships, modern au, light sex joke, ft scara, ajax, lyney

scara

if you're going to want to be out and about on halloween, this is not the guy for you. 100% wants to stay in the whole time

will watch scary movies/play horror games with you, he will any day honestly but- he gets such an ego boost if you hide yourself in his shirt during gorey or freaky parts of movies. he gets so happy that he feels like he can protect you

he will not, under any circumstances, hand out candy to trick or treaters. he will slam the door in a 6 year olds face lmao he thinks it's stupid and will be honest about it. if you have a young sibling, he'll come with you to take them trick or treating (and complain a lot)

he doesn't care for anything sweet, probably opting for sour candies like sweettarts or those weird hard ball things. but maybe if he's feeling generous, he'll buy you some of your favorite treats. even if he hates the sticky sweet gummies and pixie stix you adore, you can bet everything he'll stand in line for hours the day before halloween.

he thinks dressing up is stupid, but you could talk him into a basic couples costume. maybe ghostface and casey (tbh ive never watched scream movies so im going off google) he would probably do that pumpkin head trend with you, he'll feel stupid the whole time but it's worth it to make you happy.

he'd want to carve pumpkins, and he will, but carving them gets difficult for him. it takes a lot of strength to do that, but he will do his best and attempt to help you. maybe it's best to skip this and just paint pumpkins...

you can take him to starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte all you want, but he'll insist on paying and get the worst tasting black coffee every time!! it's even worse because he genuinely likes bitter coffee

overall 10/10 fall boyfie, he doesn't like all the chaos and celebrations, but does enjoy quality time with you<3

ajax

he was literally made for this. he adores autumn and winter. considering he's from shneznaya, he could wear a t-shirt any time in fall and be fine, no matter where you live.

he'll take you to all his friends parties, if your up for it. and you have to have matching costumes, any couple you can think of is a valid costume option. he will be ken. he will wear the fucking roller skating costume. a little off topic but he saw the barbie movie and loved it.

spends halloween hitting up parties and showing off your costumes and takes teucer out to trick or treat at the end of the night. it's literally so cute to see him walking with teucer, eventually carrying him home when it gets too late.

he's so sweet to kids while giving out candy. i think he's the type to have candy bars and other allergy safe options, lollipops and goldfish maybe. the neighborhood kids love his house because of how rich he is, king sized chocolate bars for all. he's such a family man and adores kids so he's made for this.

he goes mad when decorating for halloween, pushing the line between too scary for kids and too cute. somehow it always works out. I feel like he'd be good at decorations because he takes side jobs at haunted houses. he'd be really good at playing a slasher i think.

you'll go to the haunted house he's working at with a group of friends, and he'll end up sneaking up on you from behind, pressing his fake knife to your throat and whispering "boo" it nearly gives you a heart attack but it's mad funny. he definitely gets in trouble for kissing one of the customers, but it's worth it.

if you prefer a calmer way to celebrate, he'll skip most of the parties and have a nice night with you after teucer gets tired out from a sugar rush. you'll snuggle up on the couch together watch whatever scary movies you'd like, he definitely puts up a bunch of candles for the fun atmosphere.

he'll buy you literally anything halloween or fall related. you want a cute new reath for autumn? only the best one on the market for you. want some overpriced seasonal drink? you're having a large and he'll get one too! it's honestly just an excuse to spoil you at this point

he's a 9/10 in this department. would be a 10 if he didn't make jokes about skeletons and boners...

lyney

the halloween boyfriend of the century. he has so much fun with holiday stuff and dressing up makes it even better

he's a performer, he's extra, so he has to win any costume contests! lynette is sick of this nonsense by now but it warms her heart to see you having so much fun helping lyney with his autumnal nonsense.

he's not necessarily one for big halloween celebrations, opting to spend his time hanging out with you and his siblings, possibly telling scary stories. lynette is rather unphased but poor freminet is always freaked out afterwards. there's definitely more than enough marshmallows for all the smores you intend to eat while this goes on.

he'll let you snuggle up next to him around the fire pit if you get a little freaked out. he gets to entertain and be with his lover, two of his favorite things. he'll even roast a few marshmallows for you! but it's expected that you return the gesture.

he'll definitely buy all kinds of dumb halloween decorations from the closest dollar store. don't be suprised when you find plastic spiders placed around the house. he loves to decorate outside of the house, it's slightly obnoxious but you're used to it at this point.

he'll happily take you out for whatever over the top seasonal drink you want, he does this for lynette every year as well. unsurprisingly, she typically becomes the third wheel to these drink based outings. but it's worth it to see lyney fawning over you like a puppy.

as previously mentioned, he dresses up and goes hard on halloween costumes. he'll be the one begging you to match for halloween. he seriously goes hard, the time and dedication of a seasoned cosplayer goes into his costumes.

he's the type to take you to fall festivals and engage in the classic fair games, throwing darts, bobbing for apples, even silly haunted houses. you might end up dragging him into a haunted house, lyney won't get too scared... or at least that's what he says, but he holds your hand the whole time.

a solid 9/10 fall boyfriend, definitely gets into all aspects of october and fall as a whole. he gets a little too carried away and might forget about your scary movie date... but it's okay because now you, him, and both of his siblings all have matching costumes!!

shit i sorta lost motivation with lyneys uhhh it's fineee i just wanted this out for halloween lol

[runtwithwolves]

OH NO quirk ideas are my weaknesses HECK. Here goes!

Kenny - Undying, but he plays it off as luck/regeneration/anything but his actual power

Cartman - either quirkless and masking it, or possibly an animal hybrid, giving him his agility, keen senses, and sharp teeth/claws despite his bulky build

Butters - Technomancy, especially using electronics to channel electricity. He wears metal to augment his abilities, but shocks himself instead half the time

Clyde - Blood-fueled agility and strength. This could easily typecast him as a villain, but his friends convinced him that he didn't have to be a Dark Lord of anything

Scott - Exponential strength from sugar, with no real limits! Except he'll get extremely sick from consuming too much

Jimmy - Commanding/distracting voice; the better his songs and jokes, the more his opponents just can't help but listen. And no one expects the kid on crutches to zoom up and kick their ass while they're laughing

Craig - command over rodents, especially those from the cavy family. But he loves them too much, so he trained in martial arts instead. By martial arts, I mean he punches people as hard as he can

Tweak - Weather control, but such a vast power is hard to hand it's too much PRESSURE. His hair is in constant disarray from lightning and wind, and he's addicted caffeine to keep his energy up, otherwise he'll be a tired wreck. His gloves keep his powers in check

Tolkien - Plastics conversion/kinesis. Anything made of plastic can be used as a shield, projectiles, robot, armor, etc. He adores his quirk on a secondary level because he can help clean up any area he's in!

Wendy - Social manipulation. She has to be incredibly careful, but her input on any social group or platform can easily sway a group's opinion with barely any effort. She plays this off as hacking to keep people from digging too deep into a potentially hazardous quirk

Timmy - Extreme telekinesis. While he can move objects and even people with his mind, it comes with a heavy cost of a weakened body and very limited speech. He can read minds/project, but uses sign language more often so that he doesn't violate his friends' privacy

Bradley - Control over...carbohydrates? No one is really sure why he can convert any food into cereal and then use it to help his friends or pelt foes with tiny cereal pellets. Or why he picked such a weird flavor. He's a weird kid

Henrietta - Smoke manipulation. Any form of smoke that her breath touches follows her command, with sometimes deadly results. She isn't a villain, but the whole hero thing is so...lame. Like she would rather DIE

AAAA I LOVE THESE

I need to watch BNHA to understand the social stuff, I especially love wendys manipulation quirk and it's funny to imagine Kenny playing off him actually dying as "haha, don't worry! It missed all my vital organs! How lucky right?"

I'm also trying with the idea of Cartman having a genuinely good quirk but he's such a lazy asshole he never practices so he's out paced, OR hes a late bloomer with a shit quirk so everyone assumed he was quirkless

(Maybe he could have like wolverine claws or something to do with his bones ((cause he's always saying he's big boned lol)) Or something to do with getting away almost everything he does like a cherub face manipulation thing)

Also Henrietta smoke dragon what? Drawing that! Love these!

[papercuttragedy]

hi I love your Solygbm headcanons, do you have any more headcanons for the skeleton brothers?

Hi, thank you so much for taking the time to ask! And, lucky you! I have another backstory. It's how Sans and Tops became friends. Sorry if it took a while. I took a lot of breaks and spoilers for my later re-adaption for this fiction. Coming soon!

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So, even when Mar (Sans' mother) was still alive and well, Sans was a bit of a friendless kid. Sure, he got along fine with his brothers (mostly) and yeah, he was decent to anybody who had the time (tolerance, really) to talk to him, but overall, he was often at home with his mother to keep her company, while Wingdings searched high and low for any sort of day job to keep them structured. She was actually the one who taught him all sorts of jokes, and he loved every single one of them. He even tried to come up with his own (due to his age at the time, 7 or 8, he wasn't at all great, but Mar enjoyed it dearly and even helped him with more original ones).

After Mar was brutally attacked by a group of monsters that fateful summer night (whether of Asgore's affiliation or not, we'll never know) and died a painful and slow death from those injuries, Sans had a mental shutdown.

He wouldn't talk or look at anybody for days on end. His already friendless personality developed an unusually aggressive behavior towards all to leave him alone. Which, unfortunately, worked. Any slight mention of that incident or even of his mother in general would make him furious and helpless and just full of self-hate.

One day, a few months after Mar's murder, his newfound loneliness caught the attention of older, shit-headed kids who felt the impulse to mess with somebody. I'll never know who exactly escalated it, but eventually, one of the kids says something triggering, which escalates to a 1 on 3 fight. Sans, despite his strength, is easily overpowered, but before a beating can occur, a blue bunny monster, 2 years older than Sans, (and one that Sans had rarely seen, but never really talked to) managed to use his wit to get the boys' hands off him and whatever other half-ass strength God gave him to dispel that fight and leave those small-minded bastards to run off, (presumably not to get caught).

Sans, still saddened and extremely pissed of what one of the kids said to him, begins to quietly leave, though it only causes the bunny boy to follow him, who tries to engage in conversation and see if he's alright.

At first, Sans ignores him, but soon he can't stand the "coddling" anymore, and simply tells the rabbit to "go away" and how he doesn't want his help or pity. This, in turn, pisses the bunny boy, who's confused by what's his deal and how Sans would rather let himself get hurt and unintentionally (without any knowing context) asks if that's what his mother taught him to view himself. This re-angers Sans, and with that, he punches him hard. The bunny boy stays in shock for a moment and then shoves him back in defense. A full-on boy fight happens in that neighborhood alleyway, and by the time both boys are tired, Sans has lost one of his adult teeth, and the bunny boy, a chunk of his ear.

They stay like that for a while, and as Sans breaks into a helpless sob, the bunny leaves him for a bit and takes something from his rendor and gives him a nice cream from his homemade work, something that was influenced from humans.

The following went something like this:

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The stranger's voice sounded more persistent.

"C'mon. Take it. You're upset."

Sans snarled at him (or at least tried to).

"Fuck off."

"I will if you just take it."

Agitated, hungry, and far too exhausted to fight back anymore, Sans used his remaining upper body strength to snatch (though his hand trembled far too much to give the aggression he wanted to show) the red frozen thing from the bunny's hand, and took a large bite.

The texture was cool, crisp, and yet a sweetness covered his senses from head to phalanche. He froze, and for a moment, the bunny tilted his head in response.

He probably thinks I hate it.

"Think it's nice?"

Sans didn't bother to respond but simply gave a slow, affirmative nod without looking at him. He looked the type that would boast. A satisfied hum could be slightly heard afterward, somewhat confirming this.

"Well. I'm glad ya like it. Took me all day to get the taste perfected. It ain't much, but I hope it makes your day somewhat less shitty."

Sans searched for any sign of deception or condescension in that cheerful tone. Surprisingly, and thankfully, it wasn't.

"...thanks."

"No problem. If it's okay with you, I can walk you home in case those goons come back for a reround. It's dangerous out here, day or night. Does your mother even know you wander alone out here -"

The remaining sentences died off as soon as Sans felt his gaze return to him, and the gut-wrenching look of misery and hate resurfacing. He wanted to cry all over again but willed enough strength to not give any sort of satisfaction.

After what seemed forever, all that could be heard was a simple "Oh."

"..."

"I- I had no idea. I'm so sorry. I really am."

Took you forever to read the room.

Sans felt himself impulsively wanting to say that thought bitterly, but whatever could come out was interrupted by the bunny boy again.

"I know what you feel. I lost my mother too, recently. About 2 to 3 years back. It's not that long once you think about it. I only have my brother now."

Sans stared, slowly taking the time to look at the bunny again, seeing instead a downtrodden face that stared at the dirt that stained his already dirty clothes.

"I've only got my brothers too."

"Huh. No father?"

"Barely knew him. Wingdings never wants to talk about him."

"Wingdings?"

"My older brother."

"Oh. And your other brother?"

"Papyrus. He's about to be 4 soon."

"I'm really sorry."

"Don't be. It ain't your fault. I'm sorry, too. For being a dick...and for your loss as well."

"Don't be. It ain't your fault either."

....

The bunny turned his face up to look at him, and Sans finally truly looked at his face. They stared at each other, and suddenly, the bunny let out a goofy chuckle and said; "You look not half bad without that tooth there. My mama would have called you a ruffian."

Sans snorted before instinctively rolled his tongue to the spot where the now empty gap in his mouth remained. He couldn't but be impressed.

Wingdings is gonna kill me.

"Speak for yourself. It ain't gonna come back anytime soon. Neither with that nick in your ear."

The bunny placed a hand to cover that ear. His smile spreading farther. "At least it looks cooler."

"Really? No way."

"Oh no?"

The bunny paused again, his smile becoming more gentle as he slowly retracted his hand from his ear and lent it out in a greeting manner.

"Name's Tops."

Sans paused again, and for a moment, he felt as if it were another trap for him to fall into. But, that face was so genuine that it didn't seem likely.

So, hesitantly, he offered his hand and clasped it into a firm shake. Sans felt a smile he never knew was there grow.

"Sans."

[animalawesomeness]

Fireside Girl headcanons

The poster has inspired me to post these

Adyson Sweetwater

Likes to cook, makes simple things like eggs and grilled cheese and then perfects them

Despite her clumsyness tries to be careful in the kitchen, still has a lot of cuts and burns

Most of her clothes have been ripped and patched numerous times

Most brute strength-y of the group

Always talks through movies

Very competitive, she and Ginger always have some sort of contest going on

"Lets stay up all night!" *falls asleep at 9*

Tried really hard to get 52 patches in one day to reclaim her title

Her hair is usually a total rats-nest but if you can get past the snarls she likes the feeling of people playing with her hair

Mario cart

Very protective of her friends

Has a big, close-knit family with lots of cousins

Fidgety- hates having to sit still

Milly

Loves to draw

Always has the best shirts but no sense of style

Like to read almost all kinds of books except creepy/horror and romance

Pockets always full of weird stuff, HATES pants without pockets

Loves cartoons

Gossip buds with Ferb, she's like the only person besides Phineas who he'll have actual conversations with

Hates not being good at things

Super shy, takes a long time to warm up to people

Totally an animal person, loves all kinds even when other people think they are creepy or scary

Night owl, would stay up all night and sleep all day if she could

Gets absorbed in what she's doing and forgets to eat

When she gets tired everything she says becomes deadpan

2 older siblings, sister is mute, all adopted by her dad

Holly

If you're mean to her friends she will DESTROY you. Verbally.

Likes to bake/has a a sweet tooth

Watches old movies with Katy

Sew and textile art stuff, has fixed most of Adyson's torn clothes

Has a grim sense of humor, the other fireside girls are the only ones who can tell if she's joking

Goes all out on Halloween costumes every year, the idea of buying them offends her

Great swimmer, was taught by Isabella, who is immensely proud

Loves the moon and astrology

Oldest sibling, used to taking care of people

Feels responsible for the other girl's safety

Vanessa. I'm not sure how but they are connected somehow. I'll work it out later

Out of all of them shes the best skateboarder

Gretchen

Wicked smart, has a rivalry with Baljeet

Likes to play video games, especially Minecraft

Learing to code

Will read any book she can get her hands on

Tiny and full of rage

Plays the tuba, her friends are very supportive but find it hilarious

Parallel play is how she shows she likes you

Middle kid, younger twins and two teenage siblings

Knows sign language with Milly

Has earned all the fighting patches

Talks to herself when she's figuring things out

Likes bugs and moss

Great singer but doesn't think so, is embarrassed to sing in front of other people

Katy

Loves to go roller blading

Undefeated at arm wrestling

Very sensitive around other people but not her friends

Likes listening to her friends diss people

Dances-very good

Loves giving people little gifts

Sensory overload

Can NOT have coffee she will never sleep again. It's ok though because she doesn't like the taste

Super light for no reason, her friends scoop her up and carry her around

Once ate all the candy from Halloween, ran to deliver all her cupcakes in record time, and then almost passed out

Makes up complex games to play

Youngest sibling, they are much older though so shes effectively an only child

Ginger Hirano

Always has to be the best

Made Stacy's bracelet

Good at memorizing things

Doesn't get her feelings hurt very easily

Always wants to help

Pressure at home

Gets the most into sports, they all are amazing at them but she cares the most

Gets distracted relatively easily

Smart, especially with math

Joiner- she'll try almost anything to see if she likes it

Thinks Stacy is the coolest person ever (rightly)

Makes lots of jokes, some of them are even funny

Not very good at keeping secrets

Anyway those are just my thoughts if anyone has their headcanons please share them

I can't wait to be proven completely wrong by the revival

(Sorry for how long this is I have a lot of Thougts)

[blossoming-sun]

So.... I made some pj mask AUs based off the prompt/trope people on pjmcord gave me (school au, angels and demons au, fae au)

School AU:

Premise: I know you probably meant just a normal school AU, but I'm actually incapable of writing something without fantasy elements, so its a school au: but they all still have their powers. In this au, the government knows about monsters and magic and stuff, and although the general population doesn't know about them, its not exactly "keep secret at all costs" information. So that nobody dies when the magical kids are too young to fully control their magic, they're kept seperated from ordinary kids in the education system until a certain age. So basically all the nighttime kids are in a class, and teacher is a new, human, teacher fresh out of uni and teaching his first class. These kids are a nightmare for him (/pos) and he struggles not to be killed every night.

Other stuff: There is a lot of drama between the villains and heroes, especially at lunch break. The main friend groups are the terrible trio and the pj trio, but the other characters have friend groups as well, and its not uncommon for everyone to just play nicely as one big group some nights and then all hate each other the next. The sidekicks do exist in this AU, but they're not allowed in the classroom because they're not students. This does not stop any of them: the ninjalinos sneak in to play with night ninja at break, Romeo is always making a machine of some sort, its very hard to keep moths out of the outdoor playground, octobella hides Percival in her bag, etc. The whole au would probably just be teacher being like: "Apophis, I'll put you in detention until the end of time if you try to trap bastet in a pyramid again!" "Kevin, don't put that in your mouth! No, I don't care what Howler dared you do to!" "Romeo, what did I say about stealing stuff from the maintenance room? You can't take over the world with the wifi router!"

Also, the heroes are monsters in this au, so owlette is a harpy, an yu has more dragon features, etc

Angels and Demons AU

Lore: Angels and demons usually hide which one they are, their wings and stuff can dissapear at will and they don't have to use their powers. Furthermore, its a contemporary!angels and demons au, so while everyone has angel or demon blood, some have the full features (horns, slitted pupils, angel wings, halos, etc) when they show their true forms, others merely contain some angel or demon blood and no affects from this (which is most common). There are also powers, which can be pretty much anything. Physical features aren't required to have powers, but they're usually hand in hand.

Other stuff: Amaya is the only one with wings and a few extra eyes, while connor has a halo, and greg has a few small feathers (not enough to fly with or form wings), but has the power of strength. The villains are all demons. Luna has wings, NN has horns (like an oni) and romeo hasn't shown his true form yet. However, Armadylan and An Yu are also demons! The PJs didn't trust armadylan at all at first because they're racist you can't trust demons, but after they met an yu, realised that maybe not all demons are bad and didn't choose to be like this. Also: pharaoh boy is a fallen angel, but bastet refuses to talk about what happened to make him lose his light. The rest of the power heroes are all angels. And for the characters I haven't talked about yet:

Wolfies: no features or powers, except their werewolf powers(werewolf blood dominated the demon genes)

Armadylan: 4 horns on his head that stick out from his helmet, as well as a tail beneath the armadillo tail on his suit. Canon powers

An Yu: Black and red scales, slitted red eyes, fangs, claws. Canon powers

Ice Cub: Has three halos, no powers until his exposure to the asteroid though

Newton: two sets of wings, four eyes (haha), canon powers

Speedy twins: demon tails

Bastet: small wings behind her ears

Octobella: gekko swears she's a demon, but she's not (she's a cecaelia)

feel feee to ask me about the other characters, i was too lazy to write them all (rip)

Fae AU

So, in this AU lilyfay is the only fae. She's from an alien race of space fae, idk. The problem is, she's the first of her kind to visit earth in hundreds of years, and nobody really remembers the rules of the fay anymore, or that they exist. Which means that there are many shenanigans.

Lilyfay loves to clean, but unfortunately power Q is already pretty clean because of PJ robot, so except for when gloop attacks, she needs to find other places to clean. She occasionally just shows up at the flying factory to clean it (romeo is not good at keeping his lab tidy). And Romeo freaked out the first time but he got intrigued after that. When Romeo disrespected her the first time she refused to take that shit and turned him into a fawn (fae will sometimes transform humans into creatures if they don't like them), but only for one night so that he would learn his lesson. After this, Romeo takes up some of the Creideamh Sí so that he won't get deer'd again, which starts with giving Lilyfay milk when she shows up and progresses to the two of them having tea parties together. The duo kind of become friends, but lilyfay will not hesitate to kick his ass if he lies to her or offends her in some other way. Nobody else knows about their secret.

Lilyfay also has a garden in power Q, that has a ton of hawthorn saplings among other things. She and An Yu tend to the garden, but An Yu isn't allowed to touch the hawthorn. Lilyfay would love to drag the gang back to the land of the fay, but she's enjoying earth a lot and figures that she'll stay, for now at least. Also, her true fae form is hidden behind a human disguise (I don't think that lilyfay would be a changeling, but i'm going to incorporate some elements of changelings in for funsies) she can also play instruments and loves to dance, but she and her friends only ever play just dance and take turns so that she doesn't have to (by law) drag them away forever.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

nhw greats powersets and trigger events <3 finally making this post bc i keep talking about them and in my head im like yeah everyone knows about min double trigger event everyone knows alphonz dissociative breaker state this is common knowledge wdym!!! and then i remember i have not discussed it At Length in a full post i have only discussed it with ros and mac. throws them at you like a softball

Strider (hero name Bracer)

lived in foster homes for most of his life and aged out of the system. ended up homeless on the streets for a good few years and lived under near constant stress. he triggered when he got followed around the city by a gang of asshole rich kids and got beat the fuck up!! badly!!! he didn’t originally want to be a hero, but virion’s dad found him and asked him to help protect the city with him and flora

mover 2: uses short bursts of super speed/strength to travel short distances, can be used for climbing, jumping, running, etc. bursts of enhanced speed/strength last for a few seconds at most, and needs a few seconds of rest in between each burst

thinker 5: has an innate sense of most enemies' physical vulnerabilities just by looking at them and can deduce the best way to take them down in seconds

striker 3: enhanced reflexes. deflects attacks faster than any human should be able to. uses bursts of speed/strength to deliver harsh hits to weak points. often uses knives, brass knuckles, and other short range weapons to add more punch behind his blows

stranger 5: similar to pd william's “hide in plain sight” ability (or imp from worm's powers). may be seen but not noticed. blends in perfectly with a crowd. no one questions his presence and doesn't realize he's not supposed to be somewhere unless they REALLY think about it. he’s very hard to focus on, especially if the people he's around are focused on other things. he can't always control this power and may occasionally go unnoticed and ignored in his own group until he purposely makes his presence known. could literally stand in front of a villain's face and they would just talk over him unless they stopped to Really Think About It

Grayson (hero name Gauntlet)

second gen cape!! mother was a cauldron cape tinker who specialized in medieval architecture and father was a case 53 cauldron cape hero in new haven. his parents were separated and he often stayed with his mother, who was typically too busy to pay much attention to him. this resulted in him playing around the towers of their castle when he was ten, falling out the window of an unfinished tower, and breaking his ankle. he stayed on the ground alone and screamed for his mother until his voice was hoarse and triggered half an hour after the initial fall. upon triggering, some of his father's physical traits manifested, and he gained small horns, fangs, claws, and a tail

tinker 4: specializes in medieval armor and weapons, can incorporate technology and modern materials into creations for greater protection and damage. makes armor and weapons for alphonz, gus, and strider (and himself ofc). no other powers aside from that but is still quick, light on his feet, and very capable in battle. not to be underestimated!!!

Ram (hero name Bullseye)

he lived in houston texas as a teenager/young adult. he was Really Fucking Stupid in college and drunkenly played russian roulette with a group of close friends. the bullet changed places many times throughout the game as the gun changed hands, and by the time it got to the last of their friends, they thought the bullet was in another chamber and that he'd be safe. ram's friend ended up accidentally shooting himself, and ram triggered immediately!!! solstice and gauntlet traveled to texas at solstice's recommendation and ended up recruiting him

thinker 5: enhanced visual perception. can't help but pay attention to dozens of small details up close, so small things moving and people fidgeting are incredibly distracting and can be very overwhelming. perception is much better used from distances, where he can perceive small details in order to gain information or pick targets. near perfect accuracy when shooting targets from distances up to 30 meters (~100 ft)

tinker 3: proficient with guns. not good at inventing new kinds of guns or making them from scratch, but he can repair and upgrade any kind of existing firearm. immediately proficient in handling/shooting any new firearm he's given

Min (hero name Icewalker)

she lived in a nice city on the east coast called ranz <3 she'd been studying physics and math in college and was walking back to her dorm with her Good Normal Friend peter sqloint when it started to rain, and then the attack happened and everything went to shit!! she triggered when leviathan directly attacked her college and she saw the bodies of her dead classmates, gaining her hydrokinesis powers. tide found her and directed her to a shelter, but the shelter was attacked and destroyed as well, collapsing around her and trapping her legs under the rubble, and she immediately triggered a second time and gained her changer abilities. the greats freed her from the rubble and got her somewhere safe and she decided to move to fauna with them

shaker/blaster 7- hydrokinesis. controls water in a similar way to tide, but can also change the state of the water she controls by freezing or evaporating it at will, allowing for long distance attacks with ice. limited to a radius of 50m (~160ft)

changer 6: can change parts of her body into water, ice, or vapour, but never the vital parts like anything in the head or torso. often uses abilities to summon ice spikes all over her body for protection, change limbs to ice blades to fight, or partially turn into vapour or water to avoid getting hit. often extends her legs into tall spikes of ice and walks around towering over buildings like some horrifying harbinger of icy death <3

Chungus (hero name Barbarian)

okay fuck you his name is gus and chungus is a mean nickname from school. he only lived with his mother and was held back multiple times in school. he was bullied horribly for this!!! he did a lot of sports but being the best wrestler on the team did not save his ass from teenage cruelty. his trigger event happened after gym class one day, when he waited to be alone in the locker room to take a shower, but a group of other students came back in as soon as he was undressed and beat the shit out of him. badly!!! he triggered in the middle of it, and when they decided they were done and left him there, he went home and skipped the rest of the school day. solstice eventually found him and recruited him

Brute/Changer 4-8: similar to lung from worm, in that he gets stronger the longer a fight goes on. goes from being able to lift up a truck to being able to potentially lift an entire building. his body gets bigger than it already is, muscles get stronger, and his skin gets tougher and harder. it doesn't become completely invulnerable, but simple weapons like knives won't break skin. injuries heal at a much faster rate, healing almost less than a second after they're made, and could even reattach dismembered limbs if he's quick enough. killing him late in a fight would likely take decapitation, bisection, or some other form of dismemberment that severs his vital organs from each other, and even then he will be conscious for much longer than a normal person would be before dying

Alphonz (hero name Justice)

he lived in a midwestern city and was a Good Little Catholic Boy <3 then the simurgh attacked on a random sunday while he was in church and he lost his entire family, and he triggered!! he went. a little off the rails, believing his powers came from god, and he threw himself into religion and devoted himself to getting stronger with the intent to rid the world of fear and destruction, with his end goal being to one day fight the simurgh and kill her himself. some of the greats were there for the simurgh attack, and they found him in the remains of his church dissociated as hell and in his breaker state, and stuck with him through the entire quarantine period. while he hasn't been talked down from wanting to kill the simurgh, he has been convinced to take his training slow and focus on bettering the world on a smaller scale in fauna (at least for now)

breaker 8/blaster 5: his body turns into light in his breaker form. the air around him within a 5m (~16ft) radius heats up, and light around him bends and gets sucked towards him like he’s at the centre of a black hole. shapes of light may begin to form around him, throwing off the perception of those looking at him. if he's in his breaker state long enough, he may form wings of light. can touch things in his breaker state, but his touch burns. can also turn into completely intangible beams of light, and can fire superheated rays of light from his hands. becomes emotionally volatile in breaker state, which will lead to him either being very quick to anger and impulsive, or being unresponsive and dissociated. he may involuntarily enter his breaker state if he's afraid, upset, or otherwise distressed. finds it very hard to leave his breaker state!!

[aerodaltonimperial]

May I please get Hook attempting to show affection and failing miserably? ie -attempting physical affection and punching/headbutting someone at normal strength instead of at joke strength because he didn't know you're supposed to hold back or hugging/holding onto a handshake for inappropriately long bc he has no idea how those work or what the cues are -gift giving and having his brain absolutely combust when the other person does not like chips, as eating snacks together is his #1 way of being a buddy and he has NO idea where to go without that option -trying really really really hard to hold a conversation and accidentally coming off as annoying or brainless -puts his all into assuring someone with compliments and accidentally backhandedly insults them instead

All of these just being spitballs off the top of my head, no need to stick to any of them. Preferably Besties but really it would be fun with anyone he's ever associated with. Just him trying so so sooooo hard because he is so full of love and being doomed hilariously (but obviously still loved back despite that)

(When I got this last night I was like HILARIOUS but I couldn't get to it until today and today my brain woke up going no funny only feels so.... oops 🧡🤜🤛💚)

When he was in first grade, a group of boys at school always played together during recess: silly kid games, full of superheroes and bad guys and flying and, inexplicably, sheep, and Hook spent a few days watching them zoom around the blacktop before he decided he wanted to join. He went in halfway through, knocked one of them down onto the gravel, and then asked the rest where the superhero operations base was.

"You can't just barge in here!" One of them shrieked, offended. "You can't just come in and decide we are friends!"

Hook hadn't tried to do that again. And he hadn't thought about that disastrous attempt in quite some time. But when he saw Jack Perry getting jumped by the Firm, he barged out without thinking, like he had that day on the playground. He barreled into the bad guys, and then he stuck his hand out for Jack to take, a slightly updates version of his 6-year-old self's instinctive attempt to forget friendship.

Jack's eyes had lit up. He'd taken Hook’s hand. And even later, backstage, when Hook expected him to push Hook away again, he hadn't done it. He hadn't told Hook that Hook can't just decide they are friends through physical force. Instead, he stuck close and sat next to Hook while getting checked by medical.

And Hook thought: oh. Maybe we are friends, now.

++

In fourth grade, Hook had one friend who lived down the street, because that's the way childhood friendships worked: location. They would ride bikes and play with action figures and sit in Hook’s basement playing Playstation games, and it was an easy camaraderie because they had a lot of the same interests and followed the same baseball team. Then his friend's grandfather died, and all the other kids at school got some gifts, since everyone knew how close they had been.

He got baseball cards and a t-shirt and a limited edition comic book, and then, when Hook handed him a bag of chips, everyone around them had burst into laughter.

"Seriously?" One of them said. "His grandpa died and you're giving him chips?"

Hook doesn't say that they always eat chips together, and it makes Hook happy, so he assumed that it made his friend happy, too. He doesn't say that he had thought this would bring comfort and familiarity when his friend needed something. He just left. And they stopped playing together after that.

After he fishes Jack out of the dumpster, they sit backstage. Hook pulls a bag of chips out of his backpack and offers it without thinking; he doesn't make a connection that maybe chips won't help after being attacked and humiliated. He doesn't think about Jack not liking the chips. He just knows that if he were sitting there, feeling low, he would want something to offer a burst of serotonin. He panics with the bag outstretched between them.

Jack smiles, genuine. He takes the bag. "Oh. Hey, thanks. Man, I was really hungry. And I love these."

They sit side by side as Jack chomps on the Doritos, and Hook's chest feels warm.

++

In high school, Hook played lacrosse. They made it to state, lost, and then the next year, made it again. The second time, they won. They worked all season and trained until they could hardly breathe, and they won. Hook was so overcome, so excited, and bursting with gratitude and affection for his teammates. He threw his arms around his closest friend on the team and hugged him tight enough to steal both their breath away.

He'd been pushed away, rather abruptly. "Dude, what the fuck," his friend had laughed, kind of tinny. Uncomfortable. "You're so touchy-feely."

Hook hadn't thought that he was; he thought it was natural to reach out, to seek warmth, to desire a physical contact with people he liked. After that, he hung back. Didn't offer anything more than a fist bump, because people didn't take it the same way, as simply the instinctive wish to make meaningful contact. It sucked, but he adapted.

Until the tag match against LFI, when Hook ends up covered in Preston Vance's blood. When he stumbles his way back to the center of the ring after throwing the man around in the stands, with crimson coating his hair. They've won, but Hook knows he has to look a fright.

Jack moves in, and Hook does, too, without thinking. They hug, just like that, between the ropes, and it’s so fucking nice. Jack ducks his head out of the hard cam line and asks, near Hook's ear, frantic, "You okay? You hurt?"

"I'm okay," Hook says. He reaches again, twice, just to prove that Jack is also okay, that he's still solid and steady and warm. That they won. That the excitement bubbling up through Hook’s chest is real. And Jack doesn't push him away. Jack's arms go around him each time, just as eager. Just as determined to claw out that physical closeness in the wake of an impressive victory.

++

They used to tell him that he was overwhelming. That his texts about everything and nothing, all the time, were too much. That he needs to have 10 good friends instead of one best friend, so he isn't so intense all the time, so weirdly possessive over his friendships. Hook doesn't hate everyone. He's not trying to be stand-offish. It's just that the only way he knows how to be a friend is to be everything, all the time, at maximum level.

++

Maybe Hook is a little different. Maybe he's a little bit odd, just a hair off from the rest. Maybe his idea of friendship doesn't match up with everyone else. But maybe it was always just a matter of finding someone on the same wavelength.

After that match, they sit shoulder to shoulder on Jack’s hotel bed, freshly showered. They've got a movie on. Jack has leaned over against Hook’s hoodie; his warmth is comfortable. Hook lets his head fall against Jack’s hair. Maybe Hook really is weirdly intense when it comes to friendships, but hey: turns out, Jack is just as fucking weird about it. When Hook sends 12 texts in a row, Jack responds to every single one of them.

"Haha," Jack laughs, popping a Cheeto into his mouth. Hook can feel the laughter rumbling through both their skin. "Think he's gonna regret sparing that guy's life?"

Almost assuredly. "Hey," Hook says, apropos of nothing, just because the emotion is swelling in his chest. "You're my best friend."

"Duh," Jack replies, like it's obvious. "You're mine, too."

[dnangelic]

Does Daisuke have a preference in sports or physical activity beyond his usual phantom thief shenanigans? Does Dark enjoy anything similar?

@remunporium

hmmm! i can give a few different forms of answers to this so let me start by saying in any sort of school / public setting daisuke usually tries to hide his physical capabilities as a phantom thief. there are things like his grades in PE being poor or himself landing really nasty falls when he could easily save himself because he's always trying so hard to not look conspicuous, but he also gets caught up in things like being picked for active roles in school stageplays/performances that requires stunts anyways, so he "flubs" up practice nonstop then does perfectly fine during the real thing.

these are just examples of him sucking on purpose though (and sometimes he really does suck on clumsy accident, like not paying attention and falling flat on his face, or falling flat on his face because he's stealing someone's wallet back from a pickpocket,) obviously he's got stellar acrobatic capabilities overall and has a surprising amount of strength for someone with his build, (this post covers it well, really, nobody's allowed to forget daisuke climbed an entire ferris wheel with his bare hands lmao) but if it's an actual sport you want to see him enjoying, then he's probably going to pick swimming.

group oriented activities generally stress him out, and frankly he'd probably stress out any group he was with too - he's got that sad, awkward 'last kid picked for PE' energy and always does all his heists alone!! this rules out 99% of sports for him. swimming does away with all of that group necessity, and he's canonically a good swimmer too- has to be since his parents trained him for anything. (even though thanks to transforming and wiz trying to cover for him, everybody at his school thinks he almost drowned one time.)

most of daisuke's physical 'skills' he feels only should apply to his 'work,' so on top of the social anxiety ruling out, the range of things he enjoys doing alone is left extremely small - and really, if he actually has that much freetime and is feeling restless, (daisuke is almost always sleep deprived, he should be asleep, just like me fr) then he's probably going to be flying, which is also dark's preference outside of pulling a heist.

dark needs the thrill of pursuit on occasion, but on others he and/or daisuke just want to cruise. azumano is beautiful, and it's even more beautiful from above, so as the freaks(singular) with wings they'll just go for a nighttime flight in the sky, sometimes heading over to tokyo since that's where a lot of daisuke's friends (as in, my muts' muses,) are, and it's supposed to be close by. (azumano is a fictional province, but it's imagined around east japan, not too north or south.) otherwise, dark has even less interest than daisuke in actively participating in sports or anything; he's never gotten to try anything in the past and he doesn't expect himself to ever be able to anytime soon, so it's a moot point for him.

he's still, of course, very flashy and plainly skillful anytime he does manage to get his hands on something to mess around with - for example, hand him a basketball and he can keep it spinning on a single finger without any trouble, he can juggle quite literally anything, and he had no issue twirling a glass shoe around on his finger for fun while he chat with someone else in one of the light novels or catching arrows with his bare hands or dodging piano strings laced up in some woods purely by ear. dancing, forms of it like ballroom, waltz and tango would be something he could deeply enjoy --- but those require a partner, and that loops back to him not usually having the freedom to pursue any of that.

that's about it, i think. dark n daisuke's jock alignments are very very low LOL but that's because their heists nearly kill them all the time and push their physical capabilities to the extreme! if it's not the usual phantom thief shenanigans then this boy should be in bed, but sometimes you'll see him in the sky anyways because what's the point of bearing the burden of black wings if you can't indulge in the occasional gift and itch of flight. 🦅

[bubbleecloud]

omg i loved the stans gang hcs please i am on the ground asking for craigs gang because its hard to find anyone interested in sp, only if you would like though :)

Your wish is my command, anon 😌 headcannons for Craig and his goons!

Craig:

-pretty average ticklishness

-thinks tickling is childish and embarrassing

-will threaten you to no end if you try to tickle him, but he's all talk.

-will hold in his laugh until he physically can't anymore (just go for his underarms and he's gone)

-uncharacteristically loud laugh. Like uncontrollably so

-will only let tweek get away with tickling him without consequence. If your not him, though..

-boy oh boy

-terrifyingly stoic ler. His silence is honestly more effective than the tickling

-just goes for the death spot and calls it a day, isnt really one for build up

-unless your tweek. Behind closed doors he's such a soft Ler with his boyfriend 🥺

Tweek:

-hes not really terribly ticklish, but his reactions are so borderline insane that you'd think his nerves were out side of his body

-he just can't handle it, poor thing. He shrieks and squirms like crazy! just begs and pleads immediately

-cannot handle anticipation or teasing. He gets so unbelievably jittery

-doesn't mind being tickled as long as your not too rough. Sometimes it tires him out enough to where he can relax for a bit!

-ticklish 👏ears👏and👏hips👏

-hes a compulsive Ler and only really tickles people out of adrenaline and vengeance if you tickle him first

-will tap out if you start laughing too hard because it feels like to much pressure to keep it up while still being fun

-likes to tickle craig if he's being too grumpy

Clyde:

-Such a fucking drama queen. If asked if he's ticklish he's try to act all cool and tough. He ends up getting teamed up on 😬😬

-squeals and tries to curl up to protect himself

-will get pouty afterwards, but he actually really loves the attention

-tears up very easily, and hiccups if he's tickled hard enough

-ticklish tum!!! Pretty bad near his underarms too

-he's such a silly and playful Ler omfg

-is the biggest Ler of the group and loves to start tickle fights!

-likes to team up with Tolkien and completely wreak the other three

-is always cautious of taking it too far

-hes so teasy bro! Expect alot of compliments and harmless flirting

Tolkien:

-not really much of a Lee, honestly

-isnt too ticklish in many places, and you can only ever really get him to giggle at best

-Clyde once tried to tickle him and it totally backfired.

-a big fan of playful roughhousing with tickling, often gets into wrestling matches with Craig to try to get the upper hand.

-pretty chill and casual Ler. Never really goes to far into it unless its a situation like above

-is currently the tickle champion solely because he's so hard to get

Jimmy:

ok, I know there's some discourse about whether or not Jimmy is apart of Craig's gang, but I just love him too much!

-its hard for him to participate in tickling because of his disability, but the others always find ways to make sure he's included

-at times when they're all just chilling at Craig's house and he has his crutches off, he just gets bombarded

-a surprising defiant Lee, will curse your name throughout the whole process

-although he really does appreciate that his friends just treat him like any other kid, he's just saving face

-really ticklish sides

-has such a bubbly contagious laugh

-as a comedian, he loves making people laugh

-if ya know what I mean

- will totally crack jokes while he's tickling you, and then say something like "wow, you must have found that one really funny!"

-will lovingly make fun of you, but it's all in good nature

-really good upper arm strength and totally uses it to his advantage. Will not hesitate to pin you

Aaaaa there we go, you guys!! Hope you enjoy! ^^

[duckapus]

Okay, at this point I have to admit I have no idea what to do with A Snake in Horseland. I have a few scattered ideas but nothing coherent, and with how long it's taking I kind of just want to list out the ideas and move on.

-the Syndicate gets dealt with first because they're relatively easier, not trying to hide, and aren't relevant to the Ozymandias and Root plotline. Crocker's a joke since he doesn't have any powers whatsoever, Vlad gets taken out by Luigi because he's a ghost, Vaati gets into a fight with the Wonderbolts and a bunch of the flight-capable characters before ultimately falling to Fluttershy's therapy-fu, Gohma fights the Hologram Trio and uses the leftover memories from Byte to mess with their heads a little, and I have no idea what to do with Lokoko besides the fact that any MLP or SMG characters will probably have some commentary on her and Frida's dynamic. Ultimately they end up retreating back to the MRU universes while the Anchors stay behind to help the Crew (and find Timmy because the kids have been having their Airship Adventure during all that)

-The Kids' find Ozymandias and Garyboy first, and Elanore managed to beef up the ship's weapons enough that they can throw Ozzy around even if they still can't actually hurt him, so between that and the fact that Gary's not invincible they're able to hold their own until the adults show up.

-Lil Coding actually listened when Hex yelled at him and is helping.

-The first real Big Moment in the fight is Ozzy making the mistake of taunting Mira and Antivirus with how close Root's code is to being fully reintegrating with his, resulting in them fusing through the Power of Rage into ANNIHILATION, and thanks to having AV's strength and Mira's speed combined they can hit hard enough that it makes Ozzy actually feel pain, even if it's technically not doing damage.

-Another way to make him feel pain is Toad managing to latch onto his head and sing at the top of his lungs, because no matter how invulnerable you are if you're capable of hearing you're able to experience the agony of Toad Song.

-There's also Pinkie Pie and Mario managing to annoy him enough with their antics at one point that they lure him into biting his own tail, which does the first actual damage out of everything they're throwing at him (which is a lot), and also knocks loose a few scales (these ones don't end up as Offshoots btw. they're just basic objects and will probably grow back), which Link gathers up, uses an item duplication glitch on, and starts fusing to his arrows. So now he's the biggest threat of the group since he's actually able to do damage.

-Twilight, magical genius that she is, manages to reverse-engineer the Fusion command just from observing Annihilation being formed, work out how to replicate its effects as a spell, and actually successfully use said spell with Rainbow Dash to become who I'm calling Lightspeed Aurora, in ten seconds flat.

-Bob finally figuring out how Changeling Shapeshifting works results in him divebombing Garyboy as the Bob-omb Battlefield Chain Chomp...which unfortunately results in Garyboy biting the inside of his mouth. Fortunately, instead of, you know, dying, he gets glitched out so badly that it changes him back into his normal character model (complete with being 3D again) and reapplied the False Positive glitch, which gives him an idea...

-Fast forward a couple scenes and Ozzy's got everyone on the ropes (of course he does, they can only disorient him and do chip damage), when he's suddenly hit by a massive ball of water. They all turn to see where it came from and see Lily back in her normal form (though still 2D unlike Bob) as tall as she was as Sonata and glowing with Meme Energy, with Bob in his sunglasses and a modified version of his gold necklace (the skultula charm is replaced by a lowercase 'i') and Pinkie with matching sunglasses and a silver Pi symbol necklace standing next to her...doing as close an equivalent to holding hands as a guy with swords for arms and a pony are able. Yes, 3 and 4 do grump a little that even those two seem to be better than them at being SMGs.

-Unstoppable Force (Lily is huge and fucking pissed) meets Immovable Object (Ozymandias is still indestructible), and the Magic of Friendship intervenes because of course it does they're in Equestria. There's a lot of rainbow glowy stuff, said rainbow glowy stuff somehow lets Lily's not-quite-a-Storm-Trident-Replica-anymore stab a gateway into Ozymandias's code, find Root, have a brief heart-to-heart and pull her out.

-Once she's out of Ozymandias Root is in her Maneuver form; an eastern dragon that's almost as big as Ozzy's current Equestrian dragon form and about half the size of his true form. It's already been described by Efficiency in a few of their branching AUs so I'm not going into that here. She manages to deal a massive blow on Ozzy's chest, he discovers that whatever that mix of Meme Energy and Friendship Magic did made it so he can't absorb her at all anymore, and he grabs Garyboy and barely manages to tear open a portal and escape.

-He didn't actually set a specific destination so the Admins can't track him like AV did when he left SM64, and even if they could nobody's in any shape to chase and fight him, so they decide to worry about the two of them later. In the meantime, the Anchors have to get home, everybody has to recover from All That, and somebody has to explain to Equestria and its allies what the hell has been happening for the last day and a half or so.

-No, Bob and Pinkie don't get to keep being SMGi and SMGpi full-time. It is noted that they were actually pretty good at it though. Also Bob might have wireframe scars now (he did get hit by Garyboy's venom after all), but he's always completely covered up so we'll never know.

-Wherever it is that Ozzy and Gary ended up, they find out that the injury on his chest left a wireframe scar...and that that specific part of him is no longer invulnerable.

[cannoli-reader]

Fuck, marry, kill. Categories are: Wondergirls, taverin, Rand's wives, Aiel Wise One trio, Amyrlins. Go.

These are stupid games, and I will only entertain this one, because I think there is something to be gained in understanding the characters, in order to give a proper answer. Or just show everyone what an idiot you are.

So.

Wondergirls. Probably not hard to guess for people who know me.

F - Nynaeve. Yeah, she has a lot of puritan village elder vibes, but all three of them are rather uptight and killjoys. On the other hand, from the mouth of someone who has experience with Nynaeve: "...I'll miss having my back clawed."

Nynaeve is great in the sack. Per a guy who has plenty of experience.

M - Elayne. She's rich, she can cook and despite the entitlement and arrogance, has no problem letting someone else take the lead if it makes them happy, while being ready to step in and take character herself if they screw up. Unlike certain other people in this group, she's not going to be a ball-buster just for the sake of proving to the world she's in charge. Elayne is the one who works at being a partner. She doesn't need a leader, and she doesn't need to be the boss.

K - Egwene. If for no other reason, she's the shortest. She's a killjoy. She has the most attitude and the least justification for it. You'd have to work to find a trio that puts her into any other slot without actively evil or physically repulsive people.

Ta'veren.

F - Mat. Experience, and he's not going to make you work for it. He has an actual philosophy about seeking to make his partners happy. As opposed to "What are you doing, don't you know how hateful I am?"

M - Rand. The right balance between commitment-shy and clingy. Fertility also seems to be a strength. Easily the most responsible of the three as well.

K - Perrin. This is actually not a default, "Kill Perrin" was the first and easiest choice for this trio, before figuring out which to assign Rand and Mat. He's the worst friend and the least considerate of the trio, plus the first one to be an actual murderer. Even his episodes of self-pity are less interesting than Rand's.

Rand's partners.

F - Aviendha. One of the most athletic characters, and frankly, probably not qualified for the marriage one, given her very ta'veren-esque approach to understanding the opposite sex.

M - Elayne again. For the reasons above. Although Min & Aviendha are tighter competition for her than Two Rivers girls, they both seem a lot more high maintenance.

K - Min. I never really warmed to her relationship conduct with Rand or thought it cute or charming, and when you add in the fact that she uses sex to manipulate or extract promises she has no business asking for from her partner, you definitely don't want her for the other two places. And frankly, she's far and away the easiest target.

Wise Ones (I am assuming Bair, Melaine & Amys)

F - Bair. She's been around the block, she knows what she's doing. She seems like the one most prone to dirty jokes, which suggests she's fun.

M - Amys. She's pretty chill about Rhuarc doing whatever he wants, even if she apparently has the unfortunate habit of collecting teenage daughters. You don't see her trying to change him, either.

K - Melaine. She was apparently militantly single, before suddenly flipping and wanting a husband out of the blue, and seems like she's both a micromanager and not very good at it, and clingy to boot. Probably a lot of work in the sack, too. And for Aiel, having twins named Egwene and Min is probably the equivalent of "Sunshine" and "Peace". Or a suburban white lady naming her kids Mei Ling and Shaquana. Plus, she has the worst poker face in talks with Aes Sedai, and frankly, does the least useful stuff of the group in the story.

(For record, Sorilea goes into the Kill slot no matter whom she tags in for)

Amyrlins.

F - Egwene. Youngest, supposedly really good-looking. Probably the least deserving of execution in this trio, but for reasons above, not putting a ring on that.

M - Elaida. She can knit, and is the only one proven capable of maintaining a long-term functional personal relationship, retaining Morgase's trust and friendship as her advisor for a quarter of a century, before circumstances outside her control messed that up. Good with kids, too. The ability to get the kids to play outside in winter time canNOT be overvalued. And she doesn't let them get away with any crap or slacking either. She takes an interest in landscaping, which I absolutely hate. Maybe you don't want her as chairman of the board you're on, but she seems a pretty good partner in the day to day stuff. Also, I like her inclination to troll assholes who are backstabbing her, but she can't quite get rid of them yet, like Meidani.

K - Siuan. She's just about the worst of the significant good guys and people actively fighting for the Light. She's egocentric, and a classic pointy-haired boss. She is the worst combination of locked in to institutional thinking, and at the same time, willing to abandon established practices on (generally ill-advised) whims. You kind of get the sense that the Pattern put her in charge of the White Tower specifically because it couldn't be anything but an obstacle to the Dragon Reborn, and Siuan is the best bet to drive it into a ditch. She also sucks at laundry, and I seem to recall it being implied she's a bad cook, too. And from her interactions with Bryne and behavior in Duranda Tharne's establishment, she's probably a ton of work, highly critical and a dead fish in the sack, all in one horrific package.

That was more interesting and fun than I thought it would be. Thanks, Anon.

[dragbunart]

How do Natsumi and Fuyuhiko react to Shuichi? A harmless twink detective as Kaede’s boyfriend?

Natsumi and Fuyuhiko have this thing about Kaede. As much as they respect her choice to stay away from the family business... They know it will be hard for her. So they are a bit selective about who they approve of as her partner.

Natsumi more so than Fuyuhiko. Because that's her twin, who's been by her side since the day she was born. They shared a room and clothes. Kaede always is willing to take time out of her own day to cheer Natsumi up.

So Natsumi did not react well to Shuichi. Before she's introduced to him as Kaede's family, when she sees him on campus she glares daggers. All she knows is this weak-looking Detective who can barely meet other people's eyes is holding hands with Kaede. And she doesn't like it.

Meanwhile, Fuyuhiko had basically a front-row seat to watching Saimatsu happen.

He watched her dragging him around at class events, and stealing his hat, and trying to encourage him. He also watched Shuichi become more confident and improve his strength.

It was actually Kaito who set them up on a date (Well... Kaito was trying to set Kaede and Shuichi on a date, and Kaede was trying to set Maki and Kaito on a date. Four people entered that date, two couples left... Maki and Shuichi love their dumbass best friends and partners). To Fuyuhiko one day Kaede left her group to go to a cafe and came back giggling about Shuichi.

Does he think Shuichi can protect Kaede at first? No... But he also knows Kaede has been trained in self-defense (By Peko when they were younger and again by Tenko in high school), and HAS put Teruteru on his back for trying to harrass Peko.

Teruteru: Peko, does the carpet match the drapes? *goes to grab Peko's skirt*

Kaede, before Tenko or Mahiru can react: I THINK THE FUCK NOT *sparta kicks Teruteru across the room*

Also Kaede: Peko are you ok? Peko: Yes Kaede, I am fine

Shuichi, in the corner in love: ... Is it bad I kind of want her to do that to me?

Kaito: *staring at Maki* ... Is that not normal to want?

Maki: Your both idiots.

Tenko: GO KAEDE! THAT'S OUR CLASS REP!

Fuyuhiko himself has also received the rumored Shuichi death glare before Shuichi found out Kaede was the Yakuza's lil sis. He's used to joking with his sisters by using extravagant threats (beyond what he uses on classmates) because all three of them know it's just that, a joke.

Shuichi overheard this and grabbed Fuyuhiko by the collar. Then threatened to use all his knowledge of Police procedures to make sure no one found Fuyuhiko's body if he ever talked to Kaede like that again...

Kaede had to reveal that they were actually siblings to stop any murders from happening. (Either Shuichi murdering Fuyuhiko or Peko murdering Shuichi to DEFEND Fuyuhiko).

After this Fuyuhiko had no doubt if push came to shove, Shuichi would protect Kaede (not that she'd need it).

Once their official... Natsumi let's up on Shuichi. I mean she makes sure he knows that if he breaks Kaede's heart he'll lose his kneecaps at minimum. But she is nicer to him, he makes her sister happy and that's all she wants.

Shuichi, is terrified of both Natsumi and Fuyuhiko. Because Kaede states if he wants a blessing ask them, not her parents. Still, Shuichi likes his future-in-laws and he knows they at least tolerate him.

Fuyuhiko: Are you still gonna do detective shit when you marry the idiot? Shuichi: Probably not. I mean I don't expect Kaede to do ... Family business... But I never wanted to be a detective.

Fuyuhiko: What will you do? Kaede: He'll be my stay at home husband, duh. One of us will need to stay home with the kids! Liek you and Peko, Peko's probably gonna be home with the kids.

Fuyuhiko: *teasing* You've got it all planned out huh? Whose gonna marry Natsumi?

Kaede: ... Dunno, a masochist probably.

Natsumi: Hey, Detective, can you be my siblings instead, these fuckers are rude.

Shuichi: Does that mean you approve of me

Natsumi: The only person i approve of is peko. And thats because I grew up with her.

Peko: *to SHuichi* You'll get used to this kind of banter...And yelling... and cussing...

[alheria]

MIA (one-shot)

-He did what?

Ghost couldn't believe in what Price was saying. Apparently, without mentioning anything about it, earlier this morning, König got sent with another team on a routine reckon mission that somehow went completely sideways and resulted in him getting separated from the group to heroically act as a diversion. It's been three hours. No one's heard from him since. 

Essentially, at this time, König was considered MIA.

König. MIA.

Not on his fucking watch.

He wasn't fucking around that time he informed the Austrian he belongs to him now. Ghost would burn the world to ashes before letting anything bad happen to his valuable property. Since day one of their "relationship" there has been a tiny tracking device planted in the missing soldier's shoe. Yes, he was secretly tracking König. But solely for safety reasons, such as the rare occurrences like this one, when the younger man forgot to pack his dumb brain before leaving for the day.

The lieutenant firmly let his supervisor know he is leaving the base to conduct a solo rescue operation, and if anyone tries to stop him, he will move them out of his way. Using brutal force, that is. So, he checked the GPS coordinates, which, thank the spirits, seemed to be slowly moving, geared up appropriately and quickly proceeded towards the marked position, hoping the kid doesn't get himself in more trouble before he reaches him.

It was quite a long, troublesome walk, fueled by rage and concern. As he pushed through the dense forest, crunched dry twigs under his heavy shoes, all he could think was, why? Why did König go? It was a low-risk operation, there was no need for him to be sent, unless they asked and he said yes. Unless he requested to go.

Was it his fault? Ghost wondered, watching the red dot ominously pulsating on the screen that stopped moving roughly three minutes ago. Did he do something to upset him? Did he perhaps say something? He looked just fine last night, peacefully dozing off in his arms after a long day of harsh training. And then he left, put himself in danger for no apparent reason.

Made Ghost very, very angry.

The negative feelings did, however, move aside to make space for a blissful wave of relief when he finally found him. Alive.

He was leaning on a tree, with eyes closed panting heavily through the torn mask, holding onto the right, visibly dislocated shoulder. His light colored trousers were covered in smudged blood, a single bullet was stuck in the shredded vest, while his own weapon was nowhere to be seen. The sight of König looking like he just went through a horrible fight, alone, re-ignited the lieutenant's fury. He loudly cleared his throat to gain the attention, and when the surprised soldier reacted to the noise, he swiftly closed the distance between them and pulled the younger man into a tight embrace.

-G-Ghost?! -König exclaimed in shock as the muscular arms wrapped his weakened, aching body. -Wa-what are you doing here? H-h-ow did you find me? -he mumbled, feeling tears roll down his cheeks. The man didn't say a word. He silently held the Austrian for a good two minutes before abruptly pulling away and slamming him back into the tree. -Dammit, Ghost, it hurts! -cried out the soldier when his injured arm hit the hard surface.

-As it should! -growled the lieutenant, fiercely looking into König's wet eyes. -What were you thinking?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to get lost out here?! You could've gotten yourself killed, you idiot! -he ranted as his gloved hand firmly squeezed the dislocated shoulder while putting significant amount of pressure on it.

-I'm sorry! I was wrong! Please, Ghost, I'm sorry! Please, stop! -begged König, nearly blinded by the flames of pain that ignited on his flesh. He tried to push the attacker away, but had no strength left, all he could do was beg. For either mercy or quick death. 

-Are you?! -barked the Brit when the shoulder popped back in its place. -I have a hard time believing that. -he huffed, letting go of the shaking man. -To the base. Right. Fucking. Now. -Ghost ordered, glancing at the pathetically sobbing mess of a once feared, cold-blooded killer. The monster was now gone. Only one beast was left standing. -And don't you dare say a word until we're back, or I swear to whichever god is out there, I'll fucking murder you.

The deep silence hanging in the air as they slowly walked was utterly excruciating and lasted all the way to their room. König had no clue which strings Ghost pulled to keep them together in the new place, but now, the Austrian wished they were separated. Cos he was screwed. 

When the door closed behind them, the soldier briefly wondered if perhaps it would've been easier if he died back there in the field. Ghost was so pissed, he could feel the fury on his bruised neck as the torn mask ended up in the bin. Hearing a clear order to turn around, König whispered a short prayer and turned around to face the consequences.

-Why? -Ghost asked calmly, still leaning on the door, watching the other man remove his damaged gear. -Why did you go without getting my permission first? -he continued, taking a step closer. -Was I not clear when I said you belong to me now? -tilted his head upon closing the distance. -Do I need to remind you whose property are you?! -he shouted, out of blue pushing the Austrian onto the nearby bed.

-I was asked to return a favour! -König tried to excuse himself in hope to get spared. -I didn't think it would end like that! 

-Exactly. You didn't think! -responded the lieutenant, rage obvious in his voice, one hand confidently began unbuckling the belt. The lying soldier looked below the movement, his throat instantly went dry. Ghost was rock hard. -So I'm gonna make sure next time you do. -he murmured, walking over to a desk drawer. -And since my words don't seem to have an effect, I shall refer to actions. -informed while going through the contents. Suddenly, the search stopped and Ghost smirked mysteriously. A pair of sharp scissors appeared in his hand. -Time for your punishment, sweetheart.

König was now sure he was about to die. 

The Brit gestured for him to turn around, what the younger man obediently did, hesitating only a bit. A chill went down the Austrian's spine when Ghost kneeled over him and slid the blade under his shirt, lightly grazing the skin with cold metal.

-Are you scared? -he whispered, pressing the strained erection into his teammate's ass. The sound of a first cut made König shiver. A reaction that went straight to the lieutenant's penis. He loved having grown men tremble under him.

Feeling the tears form, the airway close, the flesh burn, all the soldier managed to say was a barely audible yes.

-Good. -Ghost nodded, painfully slowly cutting the material straight to the collar. He paused there for a second, dropped the scissors and loudly threw something away before leaning down to lick the exposed neck. König gasped, feeling the tongue slide through his warm skin, his hips involuntarily thrust into the bed. The Brit laughed, began to gently move his own hips while cutting through the sleeves. When the top was finally gone, forgotten on the floor, Ghost grabbed his lover's wrists and pulled them back, forcing out a muffled cry when pain reignited in König's injured shoulder. He then swiftly looped the belt on them, nicely tight to ensure the squirming man cannot use his hands. Cannot escape. 

Happy with the restraints, the lieutenant backed up a little and, once again, took the scissors in his hand. The soldier's lungs stopped working the second he felt the blade slide between his cheeks, pressing onto the trousers as it travelled towards his balls, where it withdrew and snapped dangerously close. 

A taste of what was yet to come.

Ghost pinched and pulled the material up, making the Austrian whine when on the other side, it stretched over his pulsating bulge, and cut, forming a large hole right in the middle. Right where he needed it to be.

-You have to be fucking kidding me. -Brit's eyes went wide open, his cock violently twitched in anticipation upon seeing the very naked flesh show under the sliced pants. There was no underwear. -What a beautiful monster you are, always ready to take my dick. -he hummed, undoing his own zipper that was about to break under the intense pressure. His penis was already peeking from behind the elastic band, leaking with pre-cum, eager to slam into the warmth of König's burning body. -You're lucky I fucked you last night. Cos you're not getting any prep. -Ghost informed nonchalantly, in the meantime unsealing the bottle of liquid he then poured generously onto his throbbing erection. -Should be grateful I have a weak spot for you. -added, lining himself up through the opening in the trousers, teasing the clenched hole with the wet tip. -Otherwise, there would be no lube either.

König bit the pillow to swallow the scream when the large penis roughly entered him, aiming for the very bottom with such force, the bed creaked dangerously under their combined weight. Not wasting a second, Ghost quickly withdrew to repeat the movement. Then again. And again. He's been fucking into the Austrian so fast and so hard, the soldier couldn't even breathe properly, his mind clouded by lack of air and beyond traumatized by the excruciating pain coming from his twisted shoulder. The pain mixed with a high dose of utter pleasure his penis was experiencing while rubbing the mattress back and forth from inside the strained pants.

-Fuck, you are squeezing me so nicely. -Ghost huffed, feeling the orgasm approach faster than anticipated. The rage railed him up like never before. And the fact that his quietly crying lover was suffering terribly while visibly chasing the release with faint, pathetic humps, only made him hornier. -Suddenly such a good boy you are. -he praised, leaning down to suck the long, sensitive neck, slowing the rushed slams to meticulous, delightful pushes that gently rubbed the prostate, made the younger man moan beautifully at the change of pace. -Maybe I need to give you more attention to stop you from acting up? What do you think? -asked right into König's fiercely red ear. The soldier sobbed in response, his wet face hidden it the soft pillow. -Can't talk, huh? Too bad. -sighed the lieutenant straightening himself up, brushing the sweaty hair out of his blurry eyes. He was close. -But that's fine. All I need from you is to lie down for me. Be my precious toy. -kept ranting, picking up the speed to satisfy his pulsating dick, more than ready to spill inside the spasming around it body. -A pristine vessel for my seed. -he smirked right before the last, hard push that forced out a deep groan out of him as the sea of sperm filled the whimpering man to the brim. Panting heavily, Ghost pulled out of the brat who didn't deserve to reach the blissful end, and when he was about to get up and leave, something down there piques his interest.

He was still hard.

How convenient.

Without a single warning, he thrust back inside, all the way to the bottom. König, not expecting a second round, whined so loud, Ghost was sure half the base heard him. He didn't mind. To make things ever more fun, as he rhythmically fucked into the unbelievably tight, soaking ass, he slid one hand under Austrian's hip to lift it slightly and prevent the screaming for release penis from humping the bed, while the other hand found itself on the muscular back, pushing down to inflict some much deserved pain to the injured shoulder.

Oh, how wet those pants were. The Brit had to bite his lip to not come right away as the twitching dick leaked all over his fingers, accompanied by sobs mixed with little moans whenever Ghost briefly clenched his occupied palm. He couldn't even imagine how König felt, so aroused, yet unable to spend. The sole idea of his lover being on a verge of surely intense orgasm he, holding the pulsating cock in his hand, could inflict in a mere second if he wished, made him burn with raw desire. Desire to make him beg.

-I can't wait to get off this base, so I can finally make you scream. -hummed the lieutenant, pressing the shoulder blade harder. At this point König didn't even tense under the torturous touch, his body was limp, mind numb, he could barely understand any words tormented by the horrendous overstimulation. He couldn't cry no more after the last, single tear rolled down his warm cheek. He wanted to come so badly. -For you, my love, I'll soundproof every room, so I can enjoy your agony in every possible place. I'm gonna fuck you so hard and so long, you'll drown in your own tears. -Ghost kept ranting as he thrust shallowly, making sure to press before withdrawing. A dark smile grew on his scarred face that once again leaned towards Austrian's ear to make sure he hears. -And then, I'll fuck you some more.

The younger man's spine shivered violently when he realized what the sentence meant. His partner only laughed upon registering the tremble, highly aroused by the reaction began to chase another orgasm. A bit differently this time. He bottomed down and proceeded to slowly roll his hips without pulling out even an inch.  

It was König's favourite position.

The soldier started to respond, his body at last woke up from the comatose state, soft moans filled the room, growing in intensity when the large hand moved along the rock hard shaft with each push. Finally, the pain got muted by the immense pleasure from a thick cock soaked in its own cum filling his contracting insides, grazing the sweet spot just right. König floated on this amazing feeling, sensing the overdue orgasm sneak up on him as Ghost caressed his neglected penis, sucked on his bruised neck, peppered the injured shoulder with feather-light kisses while whispering praises. He was almost there, nearly crying in relief, balancing on the edge...

...when it all stopped.

-Do you think I should let you come this time? -Ghost asked, pausing everything he was doing, voice dead serious. König wanted to scream, his mind played WHY on repeat, doubled speed. He knew exactly why. He was told after all. This whole situation was his punishment. -Not gonna say anything? Well, I'll happily let you be then.

-No! -shouted suddenly the Austrian, feeling the man withdraw slightly, his eyes full of desperate tears. -Please! I beg you!

-Please what? -Ghost smiled victoriously. He barely managed to hold back, also impossibly close to his own release. But if he simply went for it, would the bratty soldier learn his lesson? Possibly not.

-Please, please make me come! Oh god, I beg you! -König whined so nicely, the Brit immediately resumed his movements, making sure to rub the soaking penis a tad faster, squeeze a little bit stronger, press deeper. Upon the first wave of brutal spasms clenching his aroused dick, Ghost was done for. He came so hard, he had to cover his own mouth to silence the loud moans as he spilled inside the furiously trembling, violently sobbing man. When he pulled out, the body was still shaking. 

-...rln! -König mumbled, his voice distorted by the pillow, hips still thrusting into the mattress, driven by the prolonged orgasm that almost made his heart stop. 

-What was that, my love? -murmured Ghost, tenderly rubbing the bruised hip he held onto with such force, it left a clear mark on the pale skin.

-Berlin! -repeated the Austrian, weakly lifting the head up. -Please, it hurts so much! -he cried out, tears rolled down the red cheeks like a river. -I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore.

The Brit exhaled loudly and quickly removed the restraints. He then helped König turn around and as he sat next to the miserable soldier, swiftly pulled him into the safety of his arms, to provide the comfort he obviously needed. 

-Shh, baby, it's okay. You're fine now. -Ghost whispered softly, brushing away the wet strands from his lover's sticky forehead before pressing a kiss onto it. -Is it your shoulder that hurts? -he asked, lightly caressing the injured arm. König nodded absently, already dozing off from the utter exhaustion. Ghost frowned and shook him slightly to make sure the man doesn't fall asleep in such an unpleasant state. -Sweetheart, please don't sleep yet, go shower while I fetch you an ice pack and some painkillers. 

Let me take care of you first. 

[sshoujo-ais]

shame about rwby volume 9! anyway tell us about the only thing in the series that matters which is gold rush <3 questions 1, 6, 16, 19, 23!

dae you are so fucking based. i will be ignoring anything that happens in v9 for these

What do they think of each other's family? And how does the family feel?

Taiga has of course known Yang's family since they were kids (minus Raven) and she cares them a lot! Ruby is Taiga's little sister figure as much as she is Yang's little sister - there's a bit of an interesting point in in how whereas Yang watched Ruby grow up alongside her, Taiga didn't get as much of that luxury due to not staying on Patch, so she still has that internal recognition of Ruby-as-baby-sister even after Ruby has proven herself the capable leader we all know she is :) Taiyang of course is Dad™ and absolutely gives the two his blessing (never asked for but hypothetically if it came to it).

And then there's Raven...

Taiga naturally has a lot of second hand resentment for Raven from Yang's abandonment issues, and that was only amplified in V5 when they ended up on opposite sides of the battle for Haven, and Raven doesn't know Taiga personally and kinda maintains a "whatever/whoever you choose to do is your business not mine" attitude towards Yang after what went down, so they don't particularly care for each other overall, but there is a grudging respect both of them have for each other's strength on some level at least

Do they have pet names for each other? Do they like them?

"boo" is the standard issue daily use pet name, the more specific ones are "tiger" and "yangarang" respectively. and they do like them! that's a weird thing to append to the question tbh op why would you use a pet name for your partner that they don't like

How do they react when the other is upset? How do they try to help?

Taiga knows Yang is strong enough to deal with whatever issues she's facing and strives to always remind her of that ^^ Yang's side of the equation is mostly the same, just less on the basis of "I remind you of how strong you actually are" and more "you are stronger than you think you are, you just need encouragement, let me give that to you"

What values do they not share? How do they reconcile those differences?

Taiga always strives to help the little guy and be someone people can rely on, whereas Yang is more of a "I punch-a the bad guy" type - Taiga's character arc kind of revolves around learning that she doesn't have to spread herself thin and help everybody, so in V6 she lets Yang fight her own battle against Adam (alongside Blake ofc) and in V8 she joins Yang's group in going after Salami directly rather than Ruby's group infiltrating Ironwood to help the citizens evacuate; the potential conflict of interest in that last one is resolved with a conversation of "yes I want to be in the other group but I am content knowing that others are doing that thing and I can be by your side instead". and like obviously Yang isn't selfish or amoral to just be like "I punch-a the bad guy instead of helping people" she's not Bakugo, she understands the value in helping people and respects Taiga's commitment to doing so (as well as Ruby's!) so there's not really any deep seated conflict inherent to this difference in values.

What was their first impression of each other?

well they spent a lot of time together growing up so that's hard to quantify ^^; but their first impression of each other after reuniting at the Vytal festival was something along the lines of "oh she's hot now ok" on both sides :P

[balkanbitch]

this is what I have been looking FOR

I need fics in which the Mikeys have conflict with each other cause despite what the fandom likes to pretend I think there is a good amount of reasons the Mikeys may not get along

like for 2003 Mikey for example is really not that similar to rise mikey

2003 Mikey likes bothering people, he likes annoying people, he finds it fun to mess with his brothers, he's over confident to make up his insecurities, he likes to brag, he rarely takes things seriously, he is cocky, doesn't try to train even when he could excel, he often comes off as incentive but he has good heart, he's a bit lazy but he would also do anything for his family

honestly I feel like he shares more personality traits with rise Leo pre movie than rise Mikey

Mikey on the other hand is a people pleaser, he plays a much more supportive roles to his brothers, sure he can be mean and tease them but for the most part works to lift them up, always wanting hear about his family problem, wanting to help people and gain the approve from people he doesn't need it from, a bit of a perfectionist about his passions. Despite all of this he can be mean and aggressive when pushed far enough

they are very different people so I think they would honestly have a bit of a hard time getting along at first.

03 Mikey may would dislike rise Mikey at first but he would be confused why this version of him is "sunshine and rainbows and is just so sweet it rots my teeth"

it only starts to become dislike when he sees just how likable the kid is. he seems to do everything right, knows just what to say, what to do, how to help someone and even when he doesn't everyone just still adores him.

Hell he was even to reform a fucking villain just by being so kind and likable

his brothers even make a joke that they wanted to trade Mikeys. this is obviously a joke, him and his brothers joke like this all the time and any other time Mikey probably wouldn't have cared but it stung now.

to know he couldn't be this perfect, nice, helpful Mikey and instead was seen as a reckless, unaware and annoying nuisances

similarly rise Mikey wouldn't dislike 03 Mikey. he'd actually like him since 03 Mikey reminds him so much of Leo.

but slowly rise Mikey would see how unafraid 03 Mikey is of speaking his mind and saying the truth even when it isn't pretty. and he would envy that.

as a people pleaser/heart/therapist/empath of the group he is always aware of how his words and actions effect people he loves/admires (Todd is an outlier lol). when he is upset/notices something is wrong he rather just keep to himself not to cause conflict we this in the episodes like nothing but truffle with meat sweats and ballad of the rat man where he gives up trying to say something is wrong here

he is usually the peacekeeper and emotional support for his family so seeing a version of himself so unaffected and okay with saying what ever no matter what must be infuriating

similarly 03 Mikey brothers have so much trust in him and his abilities to handle things. they trust him to be able to be able to hold his own and be by himself. rise Mikey is training to be a mystic warrior and he never gets that half kind of trust

I don't know how this would all come to a head but I just know it would not be pretty

this is literally only half of my thoughts when it comes to their dynamic and how I think it could play out

TLDR: 03 and rise Mikeys strengths and insecurities are kind of foils for each other and would be interesting to explore

I could go on and on about the differences about the Mikey in different adaptations and how I think they may conflict with each other

Allow me to set the scene:

2012! TMNT meet rottmnt right after the 2012!series ends and the rise! Bros are recovering from the Kraang. Instantly, the Mikey’s do not like each other, but they hide it fairly well. (At least neither sides’ brothers notice)

2012! Mikey despises Rise! Mikey because he is this young, powerful, and insanely cheery version of himself that is carefree/innocent in a way that 2012! Mikey just…..isn’t anymore due to trauma. But he mostly hates that this version of himself because his father is still alive (the rise! Bros don’t know the 2012! Don’t have a Splinter anymore)

Rise! Mikey hates 2012! Mikey because he has incredible skills as a ninja and his brothers clearly trust his skills. After the Kraang invasion the rise! brothers have been basically treating him like a little delicate child because he almost ripped himself apart making the portal. 2012! Mikey’s brothers trust him (which took them a while to do but rise! Mikey doesn’t know that). He also has never seen 2012! Mikey botch up a single flip or any other park-core move. Rise! Mikey still stumbles over his own feet from time to time and he hates that it makes him seem weak and reckless.

Their bitter feelings to each other just keep growing and growing until during a mission, rise! Mikey doesn’t follow the plan and ends up using his powers (partly to show off and partly to prove to his brothers that he can handle himself) and almost accidentally gets one of 2012! Mikey’s brothers killed (I’m leaning towards Leo because he has a habit of getting himself nearly killed. Also because I head-cannon that Leo is like a parental figure to 2012! Mikey and he really doesn’t want to lose another one of those).

And when the groups are (luckily) safe, 2012! Mikey goes up to rise! Mikey and decks him. He yells at him for not taking the plan seriously (I know, a Mikey yelling that someone needs to be serious? shocking). Which culminates in a screaming match between the two where they air out all the resentment they have for each other onto the other.

Their shell shocked brothers snap out of it, and the Mikey’s have to be dragged away by their respective Raphs. They then have to apologize and make amends for what was said/done and then they slowly become friends.