#this girl looked me dead in the eyes and called him zaddy

[kindred-spirit-93]

GUYS LMAO HELP IM ON THE FLOOR

me when i try to explain the lore of my latest hyperfixation and brainrot that has been fermenting for who knows how long in my noggin to my beloved who has to keep up with me every dam time

find urself someone who will listen to u rant about dieties and divine law and order out of order and going on tangents of tangents <3

aight so for context me n my platonic soulmate go to different unis and have been long distance friendship-ing for over 3 years now and we barely get to see eachother irl for plenty of reasons. anyway

when we do meet for coffee and plushie hauls we essentially go over everything that happened over the past few months we havent seen each other in (outside of texts lol) and ya girl always has some hyperfixation to yap about (musicals, mythology, all of the above...)

anyway i explained to her epic the musical lore as best as i could in like 15 minutes while she had a lecture lmao (long story) and honestly kudos to her for understanding my incoherent 5678 words per second ramble and endless footnotes etc. anyway i sent her osp's odyssey video to give her an idea of what i was blabbing about lol

ANYWAY shes just texting me saying shes listened to the horse and the infant & just a man and that shes hooked. IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR DRAGGING HER INTO THIS LMAO. MWAHAHAHAAH

said shes going to binge the musical asap lol (we are both dedicated hard working students ill have u know) and now we can both giggle and ugly cry over odypen hehe. literally vibrating with excitement >:D

last sunday we met after my big exam and i was already hysterical from sleep deprivation and brainrot so i gushed about literally everything. and infodumping kindred is not a kindred u want to be anywhere near esp if ur my girl bc i bare my soul to her lol A N Y W A Y

the thing is u cant explain the odyssey without knowing a little abt the illiad and to really get that u need to know the pantheon and how everyone got into this mess in the first place and and......

thats not even the best part before epic id binged osp red's greek mythology videos and was dabbling in pjo so i was very basically explaining the mythos to her about a month or so ago (equally manically)? and this girl says to me 'wait is zeus daddy?' AND I FUCKING DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE. my soul *ascended* it was single handedly the funniest shit anyone has ever said in my general direction. i love her

anyway so i gently but very firmly explained why hes the dipshit of all time and she messed with me further on purpose (and i quote; IF BAD WHY HOT?) anyway zeus if ur out there dont talk to me or my beloved ever again or so help me.

[tamashas-blog]

                       “          not your baby, not your equal                                           not the title y'all want me under                                 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER        “

WEY HEY YALL ! my name is kylie AGAIN & this my fuccin zaddy boo IREPANI more recently since the 19th century known as “ANTONIO ‘TONI’ REY” ! this man a wild ass vampire dats into orgies , hooman blood , n knowledge cus u know T_T i hope yall wanna plot with me tho i love this man it’s incredible . 

* OSCAR ISAAC  &  CISMALE  / /  here we’ve got IREPANI,  the  THREE-THOUSAND & ONE year old VAMPIRE -  luckily, HE actually looks about FOURTY TWO years old.  with a reputation for being  + INTELLIGENT,  + WISE,  - VIDICTIVE, and  -  CALCULATING, it’s surprising we haven’t heard more about them.  ANTONIO has been around faulk hollow for ONE HUNDRED & FIVE YEARS, but they ain’t leaving anytime soon. you hear KING’S DEAD by KENDRICK LAMAR? that means you’ll see ‘em soon.  

born name: irepani.

current name: antonio ‘toni’ rey.

date of birth: unknown ; three-thousand & one years old.

species: vampire.

place of birth: mesoamerica . ( modern day central america )

alignment: true neutral.

occupation: he wealty he aint got one :D

alright so unlike my other muses , IREPANI has a history that’s legit all over the place which is sort of why i decided not to do it via bullet points because there’s just so much information to relay & it’s kinda hard to do it with bullet points kinda . . . .YALL DON’T CARE . anyway —

so irepani was born to a native tribe in the mesoamerican area . by this time , the empires he was soon to have under his thumb were not a thing . the tribe was ran by his father who was known to everyone as PATER . his wife known as MATER to those in the tribe , died during the birth of irepani . the tribe maintained well manners with the others around & by the time irepani was six years old , he already had a wife lined up for him . 

irepani would not meet this young girl until they were both around their late teen years . he was less than impressed with what he spotted in front of him & even vocalized his distain for he was already in love with another member of the tribe he was apart of . this angered his potential bride unknown to him who was a witch , SANTANICO . 

years went by — irepani now into his late thirties . he had a child on the way by this time , a wife . a tribe underneath his thumb . this wife wasn’t the one that he was lined up with when he was a teenager , but a different one — the one he originally loved to begin with . santanico however had not moved on from such heartbreak , seeing the one who she was groomed to be with since birth be with another . 

santanico had been plotting her revenge for years & a few months before the birth of irepani’s son , she did her worse . arriving at the destination of irepani’s tribe , the woman stood above a high rock — staring down at the puny huts . irepani had run to a nearby tribe for a trade off before returning to absolute horror : his entire tribe was now in ruins . the burned bodies of his tribe members , his wife cradling her chard stomach . with his family dead , all fifty of them , he realized he wasn’t alone . when he spotted santanico staring down at the ruins with a sinister smile , she held out her hands completing her goal . he couldn’t kill himself , he could only mourn for all eternity as he was transformed into a vampire before his very eyes . 

horrified , the disgraced chief moved into the depths of the mountains where he had been for nearly a thousand years until the beginning of his new empire began . after gaining a following due to his tall stature , leadership attitude , & of course let’s not forget his terrifying ability , the man was crowned emperor irepani of the pani empire . ( this the aztecs or mayans , they like dat ) 

their kingdom had flourished over the decades , seeing their leader not aging made him a god amongst them . he fed from them — their women mainly . he was worshipped among his people yet feared as well . 

*skip skip skip im too lazy to talk about invasions n shit i’ll come back to it l8r ; also he kills santanico by ripping out her heart & watching her fuck ass shatter n he found a bit of peace yada yada boo boo* 

after the dismantling of his empire , the emperor sought out the creation of something that could keep him from being scalded underneath the daylight . after traveling all through south america , irepani found an aging witch to create him a daylight ring . that was nearly eight hundred years ago . 

after the exploration of the americas , the now three-thousand year old vampire has spent the majority of the 19th , 20th, and 21st century in north america — specifically faulk hollow . he feels a sense of community - something he hadn’t felt since all those centuries ago with his tribe members . 

all in all , these days irepani is just living each day carefully . he’s studious , examines everyone & everything around him & has for years . he doesn’t have a stick up his ass what so ever , he’s just highly observant .  he’s also someone who’s easy to talk to , will listen & if he isn’t , he’ll make it seem like he is . he’s a gentleman none of the less , but he love him some fuccin kinky ass poly ass orgy ass shit but like u kno he a gent in the streets , freak in da sheets T_____T anyway yall allowed to call him irepani or antonio rey he answers to both . ask him about his emperor days that last nearly a 1000 years cus he wildtttt :DDD 

HMU FOR SOME PLOTS YALL ! c: