#this feels sooo filthy it's making me gag a bit.

[officialpenisenvy]

sitting on a bus that has fuzzy fabric covered seats for some reason unknown to god and me. the choice not to have hard plastic easy to clean seats is frankly beyond me but i am growing accustomed to the thought of not understanding the depths of atac's reasoning.

[jinkicake]

I Got Your Message

Bokuto, Kageyama, Nishinoya when their s/o sends them dirty pictures/messages when other people are around. 

Bokuto Koutarou x Reader

Kageyama Tobio x Reader

Nishinoya Yuu x Reader

Here you go Anon~~ I was going to make this smutty because you know how I be moving but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I like seeing these dorks all flustered and acting like the little freaks they are hehe!

WC- 1,542

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Bokuto Koutarou

Bokuto would be sooo excited, like a hyper bouncing up and down with excitement

I mean who wouldn’t act that way when they know they’re going to get their dick wet?

His gold eyes would light up and he would stare at his phone with a big smile on his face like ohhh say less

Bokuto is the type to not be subtle at all like he will stare at you with his full chest, waiting for you to look back at him

Of course, this will gain the attention of others,,,,

“Bokuto, are you alright?” Akaashi is such a sweetie

“Airhead why are you staring at (Y/N) like you’re going to mount them any second?” Very subtle Kuroo,,, that earns him a hard slap upside the head by Kenma

Bokuto would have no shame in just grabbing your wrist and dragging you away from everyone

Everyone in the room would be able to pick up on what is going down….

That’s the grace of Bokuto Koutarou~

You watch as Bokuto glances down at his phone when he hears it vibrate with a notification. Bokuto is the type to be like ‘why did you text me’ in a room full of people, headass, so you hope he would just open it instead. To your surprise he did and you can’t help the heat that creeps onto your face at his reaction. At first he looks surprised, shocked, and furrows his thick eyebrows at the screen.

Once he reads the filthy text a few times, a large grin takes up his face. He turns to look at you and raises an eyebrow, almost as if he is asking you serious? Bokuto goes back to his phone and looks at the text one more time before shoving the device in his pocket. He rolls his large shoulders back and stands tall and proud amongst his friends. Kuroo glances at him and notices his arrogant stance, he nudges his blonde friend and Kenma glances up from his own phone. 

The pudding head’s face pinches as he stares at the ace but Kenma shakes his head and goes back to his phone. Even Akaashi has picked up on Bokuto’s happy mood and looks at him carefully.

“You are really happy, Bokuto?” Akaashi tries to state but it ends up being a question.

“Yup!” He answers back with enough excitement to make Kenma flinch.

“Why?” Akaashi carefully asks and Bokuto simply shrugs, to his three friends it looks like Bokuto is going to explode any minute. Kuroo notices the way he keeps glancing at you, not at all in a subtle way, and he narrows his eyes towards the horned owl bastard.

“(Y/N) looks really pretty today.” Kuroo comments and Bokuto nods with a proud look on his face, Kenma glances at his friend and pinches Kuroo’s elbow.

Bokuto walks away from them without a second glance and over to the edge of the gym. He wraps his hand around your wrist and drags you towards the locker rooms, but not before flashing his friends a peace sign and cheeky grin. Leaving no room to wonder just exactly what you two are about to do.

“I fucking hate it here.” Kenma mutters and Akaashi sighs in agreement, all while Kuroo is tearing up proudly.

Kageyama Tobio

Flustered mess, Kageyama becomes a flustered mess

He'd be like the guy who stares really hard at his phone and just stops breathing the entire time

When he finally looks away from the screen and glances at you, he’d take in a BIG breath of fresh air

Kageyama would turn sooo red, heheh omg

He’d be so stiff with his movements and would keep darting his eyes from you to his phone, almost like he didn’t believe you sent it

In his mind he’s like ,,,,, no thoughts except don’t get a boner don’t get a boner

But then you have Hinata and Tsukishima who pick up on his tense form and be like

“Why are you so red Kageyama?”

“What’s with that ugly look on your face? Oh wait, you always look like that.”

Kageyama would try to be subtle with his movements, like he’d tilt his head towards a closet so that you would follow him but then end up running into a pillar or wall after he walks away…. He tries, the sweet boy does try

Kageyama stares down at his phone, his gaze is hard and his lips are pressed together as he looks at the dirty photo you sent him. He has to calm himself down and try not to look at you, but he can’t help it. His eyes snap up to yours and he is met with a gorgeous smirk on your face.

The setter blinks owlishly and looks back down at his phone, why the hell did you send him this? Did he do something wrong, there is no context at all. It’s just a photo of you decked out in lace and it is making his head spin.

He can feel the confines of his shorts tighten and he has to close his eyes to try to calm himself down. Okay, okay, he needs to get out of there. Preferably with you.

“You taking a nap or something?” Hinata jumps in front of him, waving his hands in front of his face to get his attention. “Let’s go play cup pong, loser!” Kageyama looks around the backyard of his friends and has to remind himself, oh yeah it’s a pool party. Kageyama simply ignores his smaller friend and stares at you, his heart lurches a little bit when he notices you already staring back. Kageyama tilts his head towards the door, waiting for your nod of approval. “You need to stretch or something? Why do you keep moving your neck like that?” Hinata asks loudly with one of his eyebrows raised, Kageyama has never wanted to deck him more.

“I-I’m going to the bathroom,” Kageyama announces just as loudly, his eyes keep darting back to you.

“Thanks for telling me?” Hinata shakes his head before running back over to where Yamaguchi and Yachi are throwing tiny plastic balls into red solo cups. Kageyama sighs and stares at you as he walks towards the door, ultimately running into the glass sliding door in the process. You quickly sit up from your pool chair and place your hand on his lower back.

“Oh, look at your face, I’ll take care of you. Come on.” Your words sound innocent like a caring lovers would be but Kageyama knows better. Steam gushes out of his ears at the thought of you taking care of him, he doesn’t even try to hide his boner anymore.

Nishinoya Yuu

Nishinoya would probably be the most subtle out of the three,,

He would look at his phone and his eyes would scan over the words a couple of times

Then he would release the breath he was holding in

Please, Nishinoya would look around like he didn’t just receive a dirty text that sent blood straight to his dick head

He would probably text you back something just as dirty and watch you the entire time you read it

He wants to see you just as flustered as him~~~

He’d probably make some bullshit excuse on why he has to leave, and it would probably be believable

Like “oh I have to go get something from the convenience store” or “I need to go study for that exam we have on Wednesday”

The last one would fuel Tanaka and Ennoshita’s suspicious,,,,, like Nishinoya is willingly going to study for a test?

Then they notice how you also left the room and *cue the gagging noises*

“You are going to go study?” Ennoshita asks in disbelief, he had been curious about Nishinoya’s expressive actions the entire practice. Not like Nishinoya isn’t always expressive and loud, but there was something different about him today.

“Yup, I have to be a smarter and reliable player.” The libero stands proudly, his hands on his hips with his nose slightly jutted into the air. Ennoshita simply narrows his eyes at him before raising an eyebrow.

“Right, and what class are you studying for?” He presses and Nishinoya stares right back at him.

“You know, school and stuff.” Nishinoya finally turns away from him and glance back down at his phone, a wide grin takes up his face.

“Uh-huh, that’s really good Noya.” Ennoshita slowly backs away, not like Nishinoya would notice with the way he is staring at his phone.

“Yup! I’m off to study literature!” Nishinoya cheers and grabs his bag, throwing it over his shoulder and running out of the gym. The rest of the players simply watch as the second year runs away, paying no mind to it. It isn’t until later when one of them finally picks up on what went down.

“Oh, Kiyoko what are you still doing here?” Tanaka blushes deeply as he fails to make eye contact with his manager, the older girl just shrugs while looking at her phone.

“I was supposed to meet (Y/N) after practice today but she had to cancel last minute, I guess an emergency came up,” Kiyoko explains before saying goodbye and Tanaka waves as she walks away.

It’s only when the wing spiker is walking home does he realize exactly why both you and Nishinoya left in such a hurry after practice today.

~ Taglist. 

@yams046 @why-am-i-sad-and-sleepy

[jbbuckybarnes]

Kinktober - Day 27

27/31 Pairing: Reader x Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes Prompt: Orgy / Foursome Warnings: 18+, not proofread, dominance, being used, praise, eating out, bj, overstimulation, anal penetration,

Masterlist

The three boys looked at each other, "You never...?" "Yup, never." You nodded and looked down at your hands. There was another expression interchanged between the three soldiers. "Would you...let us try?" Sam smirked at you and your eyes widened. "I- Why would I do that?" You were confused as you started noticing the tension building in the room. Steve's eyes trained on you, Bucky licking his lips. "C'mon, darling. Let us show you a good time." Bucky said now, eyes a little soft. Your voice was gone, your mouth closing and you looked around another time. You felt your underwear sticking to you slowly but surely. How were you supposed to say no to this?

Without another word you were picked up and put back down in front of your soft bed. "Relax." Steve whispered before starting to kiss you, the other two boys on each of your shoulders. A metal hand creeped up your spine and unclasped the bra you were wearing, making you hum. You reached for Steve's belt, hearing a little growl from him. What was hidden behind those pants always had kind of interested you. Another hand went to stroke over your clothed folds. "Do we make you that excited?" Sam murmured and you whimpered in response, feeling a cold hand follow the same motion. "Through your panties and your shorts. You really want it, don't you, sweetheart?" You heard Bucky on the other side as Steve also took his time, feeling the wetness that has left a big wet spot on your grey shorts by now. "Hmm, you want us to make you cum?" You looked up at him and nodded silently as you felt your pants and panties being removed and someone tucking on your shirt. "You don't have to do anything, just relax. We got you!" He cooed as you heard other clothes hitting the floor. You were gently pushed to sit down on the bed. You felt Sam behind you starting to massage your breasts while Bucky behind him took your legs and pushed them up and apart. "So wet for us." Steve grumbled as kneeled down in front of you and started kissing the insides of your thighs. You never had someone do this to you, you hoped it felt good. His tongue licked through your folds, explored you thoroughly, making you shake a little. There were circling motions around your clit, leaving you with shaky breaths. "Good girl, relax." Sam murmured behind you with a kiss of your shoulder. Unexpectedly Steve sucked on your clit, making your head fall back with a moan. "Yes, just like that, baby." Bucky made circles on your legs with his thumbs. Another suck of your clit and you moaned out louder. This felt amazing, heavenly, like bliss. Without your knowledge a nod was interchanged, your legs held wider open and you felt him lingering close to you. "Do you want us to fuck you, darling?" Bucky asked. "Yes." You whined impatiently and got a little chuckle back. Your hole suddenly was stretched by the big girth of the supersoldier in front of you and you whimpered out. "Shhh, shhh, shhh. Gonna feel good soon, promise." Sam murmured as you felt Steve fill you out more and more and more. Now you got why Bucky was holding your legs. Your hand was grabbing into Sam's and his free one started circling your clit gently as a rhythm started. Another whimper escaped you. "Does it hurt?" Bucky cooed. "A little." You whimpered. "A little is normal. Relax, baby." He kissed your head that was leaned back over Sam's shoulder. There was a harsher movement, hitting a spot you didn't believe you actually had, making you moan out again. The little pain forgotten. "Good girl." Came back in a chorus as the hand on your clit got a little faster. "Oh fuck." You whined out at the next movement. "Feeling good, baby girl?" Bucky smiled. "So good." You moaned out as the pace turned faster. "You wanna cum for us?" Sam cooed. "Please." You whimpered as the length thrusting into you got faster, both of your weakspots worked perfectly. "Oh shit." You yelled out. "That's what I'm talking about." Sam murmured. "Holy fuck." You panted as Steve started pounding into you. "Oh my god. Ohmygodohmygodohmygoooood." You were shaken by the movements. "C'mon, give us your first orgasm, baby girl. Show us." Sam encouraged you. "Shit. Shitshitshitshit." A deep inhale, followed by a loud pornographic moan was an uncontrolled reaction. Just like the muscles in your body tensing up as you felt pure bliss emitting from your center. You felt the warm cum inside of you and a shared, "Good girl." "Holy fucking hell." You mumbled and got a chuckle back. "And we just started." Bucky chuckled. "What?" You asked confused. "We're gonna make you feel good all day. Don't worry." Sam murmured as he tasted you. You were pushed onto your back before feeling another big cock filling you out. "Sweet or filthy, sweetheart?" He smirked and you bit your lip at that. "I see." He grinned and turned you on your stomach without leaving you. He instantly started with a fast pace and you understood quickly why. "Fuck." Your clit throbbed from the friction with the sheets. "What do you want, baby?" He asked a little more dominant. "I wanna cum." You whined out and grabbed onto the bedding as he picked up the pace. "You want another dick? You wanna be our little cockslut?" He growled and you moaned out a loud, "Yes!" He pushed you up, on all fours and got slower and deeper. Sam kneeled in front of you, before Bucky forced open your jaw and let a second cock enter your body. You felt so used but so good. The pounding pace into you made you gag on the big dick in front of your repeatedly with hums and tears in your eyes. "Fuck, you like that, don't you. Especially when you get to cum as a reward." Sam cooed down as you felt your second orgasm roll in. With a loud moan he drew back from you and came all over your face. "C'mon, cum for us, little whore." Bucky growled and you liked being degraded and dominated. Nobody had every done it to you. "Yes, yesyesyes. I'm gonna cum. Fuck, I'm gonna cum again. I'm gonna-" Your squeal echoed in the whole room. "Sooo, we note you like that kinda stuff." Bucky smirked next to you, still balls deep inside of you. "I'm gonna turn around now and you're gonna lay on top of me...and you're gonna trust us and say no if you don't like something." Bucky said soft again and you nodded before he flipped you on top of him. You felt hands on your ass, as well as liquid. Eyes went wide as Bucky below you cooed affirmations in your ears. "You consent?" He looked at you and you nodded. You trusted them, so you were willing to try this. After a while you were wipping back and forth between Bucky and Sam. A little uncomfortable, but mostly turned on. "Space for one more, darling?" Steve chuckled before you opened your mouth and felt it being filled with another cock. "Taking our big cocks like a champion." He cooed and hearing that from Captain America made you wetter. "Such a good girl." Sam moaned behind you. "Our little cock whore." Bucky murmured. You had everything. Soft, neutral, dominant. It made you a little crazy inside. Steve's cum was dripping down your throat not long after and he started touching you soothingly while you were obliterated from two directions. Your eyes were watering and looking at him. "So good?" He mumbled and dipped his head. "So good." You sobbed a little. "You gonna only cum with us from now on?" Bucky now asked. "Only gonna cum with you." You answered as a total mess. "Wanna cum another time?" Sam asked. "Wanna cum again so bad." You whined as they started going for it. Your body was so overwhelmed, you just let it happen. There was no point in fighting it. Your groaned and growled at the feelings your body felt, laying on Bucky almost motionless. There, it started coming back again. "Yes, yes, so close. Please." You whimpered before shooting up onto your forearms and screaming as your holes hugged the two cocks inside of you, filling them with warmth. "Fuck. This is addicting." You said groggily as they left you and started cleaning you up and cuddling with you.

[fanficshiddles]

His Good Girl, One shot

Thanks for the prompt: grosskyjaja submitted:

Hello I would really like a BDSM story from you. Maybe master/slave dynamic. Heavy bondage, spanking with many object not just hand, cuffs, gag, cage. Like anything. Maybe shibari too? Some knife play, edging and orgasm denial and bit of humiliation too? And Lot of dominant behaviour too. More like a sesion and not just sex if It’s possible? It can be Tom or Loki It’s up to you.

And: I was wondering if you could use the name Kaya in your next super kinky fic / oneshot?

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‘Kneel.’

Kaya fell to her knees instantly for her Master. Head down and hands folded in her lap.

Tom looked her over, pleased that she was naked, as he expected for his return. He reached down and petted her head gently, she leaned into his touch and closed her eyes.

‘Such a good girl.’ Tom purred and she revelled in his praise, feeling on top of the world. ‘It’s time for your maintenance spanking. Get into position.’

Kaya’s stomach lurched in excitement. She was about to get up to her feet, but Tom tutted above her. She remembered the rules and instead crawled over to the bed. She climbed up and lay over it with her bum right at the edge. The bed was high enough that her feet dangled over the side of it.

Tom walked over to her and gently stroked her bum, humming in approval. Kaya held on tightly to the blanket, knowing she was going to have to keep in place for what was to come. She heard Tom cross the room and pick up some items before returning.

‘What’s your safe-word, pet?’ He asked, patting her bum.

‘Marmalade, Sir.’ She said with shaky breath.

Tom raised his hand up and brought it down hard onto her backside. She gasped and jerked, but didn’t get time to recover as he repeated the action, again and again. She knew he was using his dominant hand, because of how hard the hits were. She bit her lip to try and stop herself from screaming out her safe word, knowing it would be worth it in the end to push through and be strong. To please him.

But it got worse first.

Tom picked up a paddle and started spanking her with it. It was worse than his hand, it was hard and stung like hell. She could’ve sworn that her skin was splitting open, that’s what it felt like.

‘Such a pain slut, aren’t you? Look at you, dripping wet already.’ Tom hissed, dipping his free hand between her thighs and feeling her wetness.

He grinned when she just whined in response. He continued with the paddle, until she was sobbing into the blanket. He then used the flogger for a while, it was slightly easier than the paddle as it spread out more over a bigger area and wasn’t as harsh and unyielding.

When he checked her again, he chuckled as she was so wet. He couldn’t resist slipping two fingers into her and fucking her with them. He aimed right for her g spot and roughly thrust into her, the wet and lewd sounds coming from her cunt filled the room, along with her moaning and crying.

‘Don’t you dare cum, if you do, I will put your chastity belt on for a week.’ Tom snarled in warning, making her sobbing intensify as she knew she wasn’t going to be able to get the release she wanted soon.

After finger fucking her, he straddled her back and yanked her head right back by her hair. Then shoved his fingers into her mouth. ‘Suck your dirty mess off my fingers. Disgusting little whore.’ He hissed at her.

She sucked them clean, swirling her tongue around his fingers and trying to tempt him into letting her suck something else. But Tom wasn’t having it. He pulled his fingers out and gave her cheek a firm pat.

‘That’s a girl. Now, get back on your knees and put your hands behind your back.’ He moved off her and while she got into position on the floor, he fetched the handcuffs.

Kaya was trembling as she waited to see what he had in store for her next. He put on the cuffs and made sure there was no wiggle room in them. Then he took a fistful of her hair again and had her walk on her knees across the floor towards the cage that was just big enough for her.

‘Open that filthy mouth of yours.’ He pulled a ball gag out of his pocket and slipped it into her mouth when she opened wide. She knew if she needed to use her safe word, she was to click her fingers. Tom always made sure she could do that, just in-case.

‘Get into your cage and spread your legs.’ Tom opened the cage door and watched in amusement as she scrambled in, it wasn’t easy without use of her hands.

When she got in the cage she managed to put her cheek down to the bottom of it, but kept her bum up high. In the correct position.

Tom shut the door and then grabbed the hitachi wand. ‘You know the rules, push that hungry cunt against the bars. If you dare move forward, you know the consequences.’ He warned.

As she pushed back against the cold bars, whining through her gag at the feeling of the cold steel against her red ass, she certainly knew what would happen if she disobeyed him. He would tie her to the bed and edge her for hours upon hours, or he would make her ride the Sybian machine until he decided enough was enough, forcing orgasm after orgasm out of her. So many that they would become painful.

Making sure she kept in place, she braced herself when she heard the hitachi being turned on. She managed to stay put as Tom pressed it firmly against her cunt, between the bars. The vibrations were so strong, it covered her clit easily and made her folds flutter in delight.

Tom turned the setting up high and he kept a close eye on her body language. She was struggling to keep still, her fingers flexing behind her. There was drool spilling from around the gag and onto the bottom of the cage. But he kept going.

Then there were the signs. She was about to cum.

Tom turned the wand right down, so it was barely a hum against her. She cried in disappointment, making Tom laugh.

‘Do you want to cum, pet? All you have to do is ask.’ He teased, grinning.

She tried begging him, but the gag stopped her from making coherent words. So he tortured her, over and over. When her body started to calm down, he ramped the wand right up again in vibrations. Only to turn it down when she was almost at the point of orgasm.

‘Such a pretty little mess.’ Tom purred.

He turned the wand right down once more and set up the stand on the outside to keep it pressed firmly against her, but it wasn’t strong enough to make her cum.

Her eyes widened in hope when she saw him at the front of the cage. He started unzipping his trousers, but just enough to take his cock out. He was so hard and her mouth drooled even more as she watched him stroke himself.

‘What a sight you are. In your rightful place beneath me, where you belong. Such a good pet.’ He moaned as he stroked himself faster and faster, his moans turned into grunts as he locked eyes on her and then was quick to finish, cumming all over her face.

She was so desperate to be able to taste him, but was unable to get her tongue out. She cried in frustration, making Tom laugh. He slid his hand through the bars and stroked her hair.

‘Don’t worry, pet. You’ll get to taste me soon enough.’ He promised.

With her body dripping all over, from his cum and also her own mess from behind, he stopped the Hitachi wand and opened the cage. Reaching in, he grabbed her and hauled her out. She was weak as he helped her to stand, he took her over to the window and pressed her face against it.

‘See all those people down there?’ He asked, his voice like sin in her ear as he leaned in close, holding the back of her head firmly.

She could indeed see many people down on the streets, passing by. If one looked up, they would certainly get a nice eyeful of her naked body. Covered in his cum and dripping from between her thighs.

‘Why don’t we give them a show, hmm?’ He grinned and pinched her inner thigh, then he kicked at her ankles and she parted her feet as wide as she could.

Tom spanked her cunt a few times, making her jump and yelp each time. He laughed wickedly and pinched her clit, really making her yelp. He was already growing hard again, his cock just sticking out from his suit trousers. But he pushed his own needs back for now.

Though he did want a small taste. He gripped her hips tightly and pressed the tip of his cock against her softness, slowly sliding back and fore, he then pushed just the first inch into her and pulled out again. Then he did it again, slightly in, then out.

Her knees were shaking as she struggled to stay standing. Feeling him just sliding in was sooo frustrating. Her cunt was clenching, wanting him to thrust into her nice and deep. But Tom wasn’t going to do that just now.

Chuckling darkly, he brushed her hair out of the way and sucked on her neck. ‘I know you want my cock badly, don’t you?’

She nodded quickly.

‘Of course you do. Such a little cock slut. I know if I took you down into the middle of the street right now, as you are, you wouldn’t care providing I sheathed my cock inside you.’ She trembled at that, proving his point.

‘Thought so.’ He growled and bit her earlobe, tugging on it before stepping back from her. She was slouched against the window, trying her best to stay standing. Tom allowed her to slide down a bit before he helped her up again.

Reaching up above them, he grabbed the bundles of rope as they cascaded down. She just had to stay there like a doll as he got to work, expertly tying her up in the soft rope, spread across her body in various places. Then he pulled on another rope, suspending her up off the ground. Enough to make her blood pump faster through her body.

Tom chuckled and took a seat behind her, watching while she just hung there, on display for everyone to see. He stroked himself again, cumming all over himself in record time. He then shrugged off all of his clothes and moved over to his little sex slave.

When he touched her, she moaned, loving his touch. It was all she ever wanted. He carefully untied her and lowered her back down to the ground. Her skin was marked lovely from the rope. When he gazed down to the street below, he noticed one person standing on the pavement opposite, looking up at them.

He chuckled, unsure if Kaya had noticed their onlooker or not.

‘Easy, pet.’ He soothed as she almost collapsed, he lifted her up and carried her over to the bed.

When he placed her down, he took off her handcuffs and slipped the gag out of her mouth.

‘Th… Th… Thank you… Sir.’ She said quietly, breathing hard. He saw the blissed-out expression in her eyes.

He got onto the bed next to her and pulled her into him, she wrapped her limbs around him as he snuggled into her. His cock was pressing against her cunt and she parted her legs just enough for him to move his hips and slip into her warmth.

‘There we go.’ Tom purred, stroking her back softly as they lay on their sides. Tom glided his hand down to her lower back and pushed her right against him, his cock settling snugly into her nice and deep. The way she clenched around him, he wasn’t sure if he was going to last long.

But they were both just happy to finally be connected in that way.

Kaya knew this was her reward for being good.

And Tom proceeded to tell her what a good girl she was, while he cuddled and moved slightly within her. Helping her to come back from her subdrop, while giving them both some satisfaction.

[fuckthis-and-fuckthat]

Why are you naked?

DeanXreader

Warning: Smut. Awkwardness. Bite Kink. Fingering. Oral(female receiving). Mentions of squirt. Embarrassing moments for the reader. um I think that's it. Idk. Oh, and cursing. Lots of it. 

Prompt. “That's great an all, but why are you naked?” 

A/N: This is my first time actually writing on Tumblr. I’m still trying to figure everything out. Thanks @waywardmoeyy for the prompt. This is based off of her awkward moment birthday challenge. So happy birthday, Babes. This is just an awkward mess of weirdness and what not. Thanks again!✌🏼💕

A/N: I took the awkwardness and weirdness to the max with this one. 

You had liked Dean for a while now. Jesus. It had been more than a while. Ever since you moved into the bunker two years ago.

Today was your day- or night. You weren't really sure what time it was, you just knew that Dean was sleeping. You were gonna tell him how you feel, or atleast try. You walked quietly into Deans room, stripping out of your clothes and climbing into his bed. You covered your naked body with his blankets and poked his back, waking him up.

“Hey, sweet heart. You need something?” He said turning over, giving you a small smile. 

“No. Not really. I just wanted to tell you something.”

“Mmmm. Shoot.”

You took a deep breath, Letting your awkwardness and weirdness overcome you, not being able to stop your words. "I like you. I don't even care anymore, I think you're Hot and I wanna eat off your fucking face.” Well then. That came out just how you wanted it. Note the sarcasm.

Dean let out a full body laugh, his eyes crinkling in the corners, green eyes glistening. This is just fucking great. 

“That's great an all, but why are you naked?” He asked, causing you to look down at the skin that was sticking out from the blankets, Dean’s fingers dancing lightly on your waist. 

“I sleep naked and I came to sleep with you. But I think the real question is, why aren't you naked? Hmmm?” 

“Would you prefer me to be naked?” He gave you a smirk, arousng you in brilliant ways. 

"Winchester. I swear I will pounce on your sexy ass and rip your clothes to shreds if you don't take them off right now.”

“I'd like to see you try.”

That's all took for you. You threw the blanket off of you two, crawling onto his waist and grabbing the neck of his shirt, prepared to rip it. But it didn't rip. You tried again, then failed again. 

“Well that did fucking wonders.” You mumbled. “Dean. Gimme your pocket knife.”

“You know there's much easier ways of doing this right?” His hands were now on your waist, ripping the globs of your ass and fondling your breast, causing a whimper to escape you. 

He pointed to his night stand where his pocket knife lay. You reached over and grabbed it, cutting down the front of his shirt just a little bit. You closed it and tossed it on the floor, putting your hands back on his shirt, you pulled, the sound of fabric ripping filling the room. 

“Ha!” You yelped, excited that you got it off. 

“You're so weird sometimes.” Dean said, giving out a low chuckle. 

“Bite me, bitch.”  

He flipped you over, his mouth finding yours, hand finding its way between your bodies, easily slipping into your wet heat, pumping slightly. “Let's get this show on the toad, yeah?” He mumbled, kissing his way down your neck, his fingers working your g-spot. 

You let out a filthy moan, almost as good as a porn star. Your back arched when he sucked a nipple into his mouth, giving it a small bite, making you whimper. 

“Dean. Harder.” 

He bit down harder, the pain making you more hot and burning with need. “Fuck, that feels good.” 

"You like that, baby. You like it when I do this...” he took the other nipple in his mouth, biting harder than last time, teeth sinking into your skin. 

"Oh my god, yes. I need more. Please.” You bucked your hips up, his thumb now rubbing circles on your clit while his fingers pumped in and out of you fastly.

He kissed his way down your body, leaving bite marks here and there. You were getting close. You could feel the coil tightening in your stomach, but you needed more. As if Dean could read your mind, his thumb left your clit, his lips latching on and sucking harshly. You could feel your juices seeping into the sheets. Ah shit.

You were a squirter. Not too many men had liked that in the past. Some did but some didn't. “Dean. I wanna cum in your cock.” You needed him to move or else it was gonna be like Niagara Falls. It was gonna flood up in this bitch. 

Dean didn't move, instead he added another finger, now three fingers deep inside of your cunt, pushing you over the edge. You came with a loud cry, your back arching off the bed, breathing coming raged, and your juices flowing into his mouth and lips. Your were in too much bliss to worry about it for now, you just focused on the way Dean grunted when it happened and pulled his fingers out, replacing them with his tongue, drinking up as much as he could.

You came down from your high, falling limp against the bed, Dean finishing up and wiping off his face with the back of his hand. He hovered above you, a smile clear on his face. “Fuck, that was hot, Y/N.”

“No it wasn't, Dean. I squirted. It was embarrassing.”

"Maybe for you, but not for me. I just couldn't get enough.” He leaned down to kiss you but you blocked his lips with your hand.

"You just ate me out, I don't wann kiss you.” 

“Wow. Could you be anymore weird.?”

“Yeah, I can. And it's not weird.”

"Is too.”

“Is not.”

"Is too.”

"Okay, Dean. Point made. Now earthier fight me, fuck me, or shut up.”

You went to grab his dick but was stopped by his pants, “"why are your Pants still on, dude?”

“I was too busy taking care of you, dude.”

You bit your tongue and stopped yourself from saying anything else. Dean stood up and yanked off his sleeping pants, crawling up the bed and pulling you by the ankle. The lust was back in his eyes. Staring down at you like you were his pray and he was about to pounce. 

He crawled up your body, gently rubbing his hard dick through your wet folds. He slowly slid in, filling you to the hilt, letting you adjust to his size. He felt amazing. Perfect. Like it was two puzzle pieces finally being together. 

He pulled out, pushing back in, setting a slow pace, gaining momentum and speeding up. He was pounding into you, pushing you into the mattress with every thrust. "Roll over.” He grunted, pulling out and trying to push you over. 

 "Wait.” You breathed out, holding his wrist.

“What?” 

“I- I don't wanna do it that way.”

“Why not?”

“ I can't tell you, it's embarrassing.”

“Come on, baby. Tell me.” You let out a deep huff, kinda aggravated.

“"I have ass hair and I don't want you to see.” You hid your face in your hands, your heart pounding in your ears, your face heating up. "I mean, it's not a jungle, it's just hard to reach all the way around and shave.”

“You know I don't care about that, right? It's fine, baby. Plus, it's actually pretty dark, I won't really be able to see, anyways.”

“Fine.” You flipped over beneath him, laying in your stomach. 

"On your hands and knees, sweetheart.” He spoke deep and roughly in your ear. You did what he said, getting in position, feeling him push in fastly, setting a brutal pace.

It wasn't long until you were a moaning mess beneath him. Your vision went black as he pounded into you, his orgasm following quickly behind yours. He slowed down his pace, gently pulling out and rolling you to your side, cuddling with you.

“Well, that just happened.” You said, placing light kisses on his chest. 

“It did didn't it.”

“Sooo... was I okay? Did I meet the Dean Winchester standards?”

“Oh, you did, sweetheart. So much and more. Down packed the best sex I've ever had.”

“Seriously. Why? How?” He sat up on his elbows, looking down at you, rubbing his fingertips down your arm.

“"That's the first time I've actually been with a girl that didn't really care. You know, you're awkward and weird, and shy. But then there's times where you're confident and not afraid to be yourself. Oh, and that pussy. So tight and wet. Just perfect.” 

“O-fucking-Kay. This has been fun and all, but I'm gonna go take a shower.” You rolled off the bed and took the sheet with you, trying to cover yourself while you walked, but you busted your ass. It's not like it is in the movies. 

"Sonofa bitch.” You mumbled, rolling onto your back mad crossing your arms over your chest. 

“You alright there, princess?” Dean’s naked body stood above. Fuck, he looks good like this. Fucking edible.

“Yeah.” You don't realize how sultrily your voice sounded. His eyes became hooded with lust as you crawled up on your knees, looking up at him through your lashes. He wrapped a hand in your hair, pulling your mouth closer to him.

“You look so beautiful like this. So fuckabke and breakable.” 

You took the tip in your mouth, giving it a light suck before taking his long shaft all the way in. Well, you tried to take all of him in, but you failed. Your gag reflex kicked in and you went into a coughing fit. “Okay. I'm gonna be honest, this is my first time sucking dick.” You let out a sigh and looked back up at him, a small smile on his face. 

“It's fine, baby. Take your time. Just don't take too much at a time, it's okay if you can't fit it all.” 

You tried again, this time licking your hand and giving him a few strokes, taking in a little at a time. He let his head fall back, a grunt coming from his lips.

“Fuck, Y/N. your mouth feels amazing.” You took that as a good sign, bobbing your head up and down, stroking what you couldn't fit, turning him into a moaning mess above you. You stuck your free hand down and started to rub your clit, a moan coming from your throat and sending the vibrations through him. 

His grip tightened in your hair, pulling your head back and shoving his cock in your mouth. Your fingers pushed into your soaked cunt, thumping fastly against your g-spot, going in the same pace as he was. 

It wasn't long until he pulled you off completely, wrapping his arms around you and picking you up, cock sliding into you. Your back was against the wall, your ear banging against it roughly as he pounded into you over and over again.

“Dean... fuck, baby.” Filthy moans were coming out of your mouth, putting every porn star to shame. You kissed and sucked at his neck and scraped your nails down his back. “Bite me.” 

He did what you said, sinking his teeth into your neck, biting harshly. You let out a scream, begging for more as your climax washed over you. Head spinning, vision blurry, body weak. 

Dean kept thrusting, fast and hard, not letting you go. “"Come on, sweetheart, one more.”

“Dean..I can't.”

“Yeah you can. Come on, baby. Just let go, I got you.” 

You reached down and found your clit with your hand, rubbing fast, harsh circles on it. Your oragsm was coming in fast and strong, stronger than the last one. Dean’s lips latched onto your nipple, bitting roughly. Your walls clamped down on Dean’s cock as he came deep inside you, his orgasm making yours come as well. Your juices went everywhere, splashing lightly on yours and his stomach as he drilled into you. 

Once he slowed down he took you with him and laid you down on the bed. He gently kissed your skin and rubbed it as his face went down between your legs. His tongue darted out and licked a long line up your pussy, collecting the juices that were there. He hummed in delight and bit down on your clit, a small gasp escaping you. 

“One more?” He asked, looking up at you through his lashes.

“Yeah.” 

He kissed around your mound, taking his time to tease you and work you back up. His tongue dipped inside of you and licked along your walls, making you writher beneath him. 

“Dean, I'm close.” He sucked your clit into your mouth, sucking licking, biting. He was using his whole face to make sure that you came, and sure enough you did. 

You let out gasps of air as he worked you through your last orgasm, making sure he licked up everything he could. 

“Wow. That was...” you mumbled, rolling over and cuddling into his side.

“Yeah. Go to sleep, it's late and I know you're tired.”

“Mkay. Goodnight.”

“Night, sweetheart. You were amazing, by the way.”

"Thanks.”

You fell asleep with a small smile on your face and a kiss to the forehead, wrapped up tightly in Dean’s arms. 

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#52: Season 2, Episode 6 - “Broadcast Blues”

Ren enters a contest to become Cynthia Mills’ Junior Reporter. Louis and Twitty devise a plan that includes feeding Beans answers to any question you could think of through an earpiece — Making him seem like a boy genius. Ren falls for it and decides to use Beans for her audition tape story. Yeah, that doesn’t work out too well. Meanwhile, Donnie is tired of seeming dumb and rents a videotape called “Look Smart, Be Smart” - An instructional video on how to appear intelligent.  

This episode opens with two contrasting scenes. We see Ren neatly preparing to watch TV, which is interspersed with sped-up shots of Louis and Twitty putting on raincoats and pants like they’re preparing for a flood in Louis’ filthy room. They run downstairs and noisily join Ren on the couch. We find out that Cynthia Mills has become Ren’s new idol and she’s excited to watch her on the 6 o’clock news. That’s a little weird to me. I feel like Cynthia has always been their local news anchor. Out of nowhere, Ren is like “she’s amazing!!” But, eh. Let’s just go with it for the sake of the episode.

Louis and Twitty have a local news idol of their own that they’re excited to watch: Weatherman/“comedian” (I use that word very lightly) Zippy Winds. I'm gonna go ahead and be a wet blanket here, much like Ren in this scene, and say that Zippy is annoying as helllll. Louis and Twitty are acting like toddlers, and I can't help but cringe a bit. Like, Zippy literally seems like a character you'd find on a Playhouse Disney show. If I didn't know any better, I would swear he walked off the set of The Wiggles and right onto the Sacramento news. I know Louis and Twitty can be immature and it's great sometimes... but this always felt a little overkill to me.

Ren is me. Like........ what the heck. 

Ren tells Louis and Twitty that she’s going to submit an audition tape to become Cynthia’s Junior Reporter. They realize there’s a chance they could meet Zippy if she won. So, Louis makes her “promise on all that is holy” that she’ll introduce them. The only problem here is that Ren's audition tape is pretty weak. She films a sample news report on whether or not students at Lawrence find the wombat mascot offensive to wombats and other living creatures. She interviews Tawny and Tawny is like “Yes, I’d have to agree with that! If a wombat dressed up like a human and jumped around like a doofus, I’d be pretty insulted.” - Something tells me both Ren and Tawny would be Tumblr Social Justice Warriors if Even Stevens took place in 2017. Back then, they used to call Tawny an “Activist” lol, so probably.  

Tawny is also me. 

The subplot is introduced with Donnie sneakily watching a VHS tape called "Look Smart, Be Smart." He's apparently tired of being an airhead and wants to be respected for his brain. Good luck with that! This is definitely both my favorite, and objectively the best, Donnie subplot. Which is basically why I've ranked this episode a little higher than I originally thought I would. It's a hysterical side story! The tape comes with a little box of materials. One of the first steps to appearing intelligent is to put on a pair of glasses from the box. Naturally. Donnie's adorable here, though. You can tell that he really feels like the guy on the tape believes in him, lol.

Louis sees the draft of Ren’s audition video and thinks it’s super lame. They’ll never get to meet Zippy if she submits something like that. There’s a bit where Twitty says she should do it on bacon because it’s “crispy, salty and nature’s candy.” Again, they were ahead of the game with the bacon fixation.

Beans comes over and Donnie decides to start trying out some of the new smart tips he’s learned from the tape. Beans asks if he smells bacon, and if I were Beans I’d probably think Donnie spiraled into an existential crisis over the simple question. He thinks back to what the tape taught him: 

“When asked a question, don’t blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Take a moment to ponder, and stroke your chin. Remember! For all anyone knows, you might be a bonafide genius!”

Beans is standing there all confused and just says “What part of bacon don’t you understand?” That’s pretty great, I must say. Donnie responds “Hey! For all you know I might be a bonafide genius!” Bless his soul.

This episode is actually only Beans’ second appearance ever and the first time he shows interest in bacon, btw! He goes into the kitchen and tries to steal some from Louis and Twitty, who are still brainstorming a better sample news story for Ren. Louis tells Beans to get out because he and Twitty are big-boy thinking. So, Beans repeats what Donnie said (The “bonafide genius" line) and Louis immediately gets an idea.  

He and Twitty end up feeding information to Beans through an earpiece hidden in a hat. They send him into Ren’s room and have him start spouting information. They quickly trick Ren into thinking he’s a genius, and she right away decides to use Beans for her audition. She records a tape of her asking him super obscure questions, which he miraculously knows the answers to. Much to Louis and Twitty’s excitement, she ends up getting the gig! The only issue is that the station wants her to do the Beans story live on air… and Beans ain’t no real-life genius. Problem.

Louis and Twitty are freaking out trying to find a way around this. Twitty thinks they should just get it over with and tell Ren, he says that she’d understand. Then Louis envisions Ren yanking his ear like an elastic out of anger after hearing the truth. Just another weird gag. (You know I’m not a fan of those.) In the end, they just decide to continue feeding Beans answers and hope for the best. Side note: Louis is extra shouty in this episode for some reason. I have no idea why, but it’s just a little much.

I really just... can’t get on board with this stuff, man. 

Donnie starts taking the advice from the “Look Smart, Be Smart” tape very seriously in everyday life. But, it unfortunately only makes him seem even dumber than before. It’s WONDERFUL! And results in what is definitely my favorite scene of the episode. Me explaining or quoting it won’t do it justice, so I’m just gonna embed it here for you to watch:

Once they get to the news station, Louis and Twitty start freaking out a bit. They have to keep coming up with excuses for Beans and his un-genius-like weirdness. (“He needs his hat to keep his brain warm!” “Bacon is his brain food!”) But their biggest worry is finding a phone jack to connect their laptop to the internet so they can feed Beans information. I know I’ve already said a few times now that technology is really the only thing that’s dated on this show, but... It’s true, lol. Pretty crazy that this was the situation 14 years ago. Today, we all have the internet at our fingertips with data/wifi. They could just throw a Bluetooth earpiece on Beans and feed him everything from their smartphones/a phone call, lol. Dang. Maybe we really are ~futuristic~ today after all.

Donnie decides to try out his smart skills again on Cynthia Mills this time! This is great. It’s clear as day that Cynthia has watched the tape, too. She’s wearing the same glasses, using “cornucopia” in a sentence, and repeating questions back at Donnie. They’re both so confused by each other. It’s a fun bit and another reason why this Donnie plot is so strong. This scene also serves as the first step to #exposing Cynthia as a phony. Ren walks over to Donnie saying “Isn’t Cynthia brilliant?!” and Donnie warns her that she might not be all that Ren thinks she is.

Beans ends up accidentally telling Ren what’s up. She confronts Louis and Twitty and is pretty furious. She comes waltzing into the control room where they’re hiding and they FREAK OUT. It’s actually pretty funny. There is a fabulous Louis Scream here and Shia does that thing where he puts the neck of his shirt over his head. I freaking love it when he does that. I die every time. 

The scene moved pretty fast. This is the best screen cap I could get. You get the idea, lol. 

Ren says that the point of being a reporter is to tell the truth, so she has an obligation to tell Cynthia what’s really going on. She tries to tell her, but Cynthia cuts her off before she gets a chance to tell the truth. Turns out, Cynthia breaks the news to Ren that she has decided to take over the Beans story to further her career. She’s pretty rude about it. It’s super slimy. Ugh. Sooo, even though Ren was initially po’d at Louis and Twitty for their elaborate scam, she decides to kick back, relax and let the story go to air so that Cynthia looks like a darn fool.

This part is pretty great. Cynthia is so arrogant and excited to have Beans on the show. She introduces him by saying “Socrates, Galileo, Einstein... Bernard Aranguren. Possibly the four greatest minds to have graced this planet.” Incredible. Bean’s immediately follows it up with:

Beans: “Is this my water cup?” Cynthia: “Uh… Yes, it is.” Beans: “Mmmmm! I like water.”  

Basically, the story goes down in flames. Beans knows literally nothing and starts climbing all over the desk. Cynthia is distraught. It’s satisfying.

The gang watching Cynthia fail miserably. Same. 

The episode ends with Louis and Twitty “meeting” Zippy. He just opens his dressing room door and sprays them with water. They’re fine with that, though. So.

Yeaaaah. Idk, man. I just don’t particularly care for this one too much. Like, I said though.. I LOVEEEE the Donnie plot -- specifically the scene I included here -- and wanted to show him some love. But, as you can see.. that takes up about 1 minute out of 22. So, not exactly enough to save the whole thing for me. At first, I thought it might just be my dislike for Beans that’s clouding my judgment here, but I don’t think so. As I mentioned, Louis and Twitty are next level goofy and it’s yet another episode where Louis is a little selfish. I have to keep reminding myself what I’m basing my rankings on. And of course, one of them is laughs. I, unfortunately, found myself... not laughing... all that much here. :( Well, except for the parts I highlighted. 

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