#this feels like natalie portman demanding things of me in a perfume commercial

[an-sceal]

Having fortified myself with an episode of Trixie Motel, I will now earn Spouse Points by watching...

...Slap Shot 3.

Nothing promises quality cinema like a second direct-to-video sequel, released 20 years after the first movie, in which none of the principal cast have returned except the fan-favourite glorified extras. (No offense to any of the Hanson Bros. actors, who gotta eat.) The addition of Leslie Nielsen may or may not also serve as a warning.