#this enderman had the audacity to gargle at me when he ran off with my dirt
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Never been so disrespected in my life. I was chilling in my dirt house because I got stuck outside and an Enderman straight up stole my wall. He took my dirt and there were skeletons out there! They turned my ass into a pincushion and now all my shit is down in a canyon.
#there were like 5 bony bois#and I only had 2 hearts left#this enderman had the audacity to gargle at me when he ran off with my dirt#i was just trying to figure out how to go home!#i'm not even mad#i'm actually a little impressed it was like it was planned#i should be in bed anyway#minecraft#maybe someone ordered a hit on me and they all just needed the cash
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