#this dude is tall as hell
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Don’t let his pretty face fool you, that man is snoring his ass off.
#ffxiv#sketch#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#estinien wyrmblood#the chance of Zenos making dad-level noises is rare but never zero#the hunting duo from hell#estinien is zenos’ favorite pillow#the scions can basically just drag this man into their arms to get him to pass the hell out#the inevitable consequence of Zenos offering the chairs to his companions when he’s tall enough to sit/kneel on the floor most of the time#estinien is his first choice because imagine being literally any of the other scions#and this huge ass man starts leaning his entire body weight back against you#behold the pair of anti-social creatures- and good luck separating them#two dudes who bonded over mutual respect of strength and hobbies#one listens to the weird ass food the other tries#and the other listens to the wacky as theories on aether and anthropology#while also planning their next hunt together#I realize that I write them as Estinien basically being an in for Zenos’ to integrate with the rest#whole ass emotional support dragoon right there#neither of them know how they hell they got in this position#they don’t really care regardless lmfao
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it’s always hilarious to me when i see fan depictions of sock being (significantly) shorter than jonathan when this frame exists

#like i have never seen more Exact Same Height mfs in my life#like at MOST sock’s hat or boots adds a little height but it’s like. barely anything#and if his hair counts it surpasses that anyway#I’ve seen fanart where they draw the dude half a foot shorter#ik it happens bc he’s always floating w his legs tucked in and stuff but brother is still tall give my man credit#ik headcanons exist but in the context of canon it’s pretty damn funny#w2h#welcome to hell#welcome to hell film#shitpost
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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈
I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next
#jokaste#aimeric#captive prince#kings rising#caprisun#can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself#OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m#she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen#but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass#bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man#damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together#and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes#now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE#AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT#AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him#iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment
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i have a hc that aren leans on something like a wall or desk or like slightly bows when he’s talking to shun to kinda get down to his level
#maybe because i do the same when i talk to my friend#and we have like the same height difference as them#like#exactly the same#i’m 173#she’s 159#anyways#saiki k#disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusou no psi nan#saiki kusuo no psi nan#saiki kusuo no ψ nan#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki k headcanons#shun kaidou#kaidou shun#aren kuboyasu#kuboyasu aren#meant as platonic but could be romantic if you want it to#forgot to mention that it annoys the hell out of shun#like ‘oh come on i’m not that short#you don’t need to bow down to talk to me dude’#<- literally something my friend said to me#we are them fr#she’s short and cares a lot about school#i’m tall ish with anger issues and i don’t really care about school and get mid grades#and i’m in love with saiki kusuo#only difference is that she’s the transfer and i’ve lived here my whole life#also forgot to mention that i’m an only child and she has both a brother and a sister
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(rock sass voice) they mean the world to me
[ID: a digital drawing of hayner, pence and olette from kingdom hearts. they are in their kh3 clothes, with chunky shadows. the background is light orange. They are shown from the thigh up, walking together. Hayner, on the left, looks at the others with a light smile on his face, he is holding a struggle bat over his shoulder. Pence, in the middle, smiles widely at olette, his left arm held at stomach height. Olette, on the right, lightly elbows Pence, winking with a wide smile. Pence and hayner wear earrings and studs respectively, while olette has a bridge piercing. /End ID.]
#kh#hayner kh#pence kh#olette kh#hilarious to me that the next offered tag is kai#like hell yeah add her to the shenanigans#anyway i think that they would have many piercings later on they just have the vibes#olette voice: ma said i couldn't pierce my earlobe :( but she said i can go :)#she disappears for a bit and comes out with a pierced bridge and they're like.#dude that's so cool :) did u cry. hayner cried#anyways they do mean the world to me. we need more of them methinks. back to lying down i am. sick again#:(#obligatory friend day posting and congratulations to all of u who celebrate<3#my doods#described#i'm not a tall girl but i believe in their rights. pence for short king 2kforever however#scheduling 2: electric boogaloo
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It's always like this..
Inspired from this post of @may-we-rest-well, thank you dude!!!!
#stain can't believe hes walking w toshi in public like that so he doesn't notice#hell start panicking soon dw#NRJSJD I LOVE HOW TOSHI IS SUOER FUCKING TALL DUDE#ik he still bumps into the doorways#something just never change even in adulthood#even when ur an old ass man#stain would absolutely warn toshi next times :')#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#toshinori yagi#akaguro chizome#all might#stain mha#stainmight
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#since i found out how to edit images i'm never gonna stop#rewatching strangers from hell after watching evilive and psychopath diary is too funny#the murderous seo group#they're so similar it's incredible to see#all their dating profiles like 'tall murderer successful at his job searching for average guy that may be morally grey'#what's that joke again#the diary of the evil bad from hell ?#i love them bc they're supposed to be all scary and creepy but they have like#1 braincell combined#ah yes i'm an evil villain who's gonna get killed by the one dude i'm obsessed with#when you want to morally corrupt a guy and it turns against you#psychopath diary#strangers from hell#evilive#seo inwoo#seo do young#seo moonjo#guys that spend 1/2 of the show covered in blood and 1/2 writing their crush's name in their diary with hearts
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my work wife is moving to tennessee so her son can pursue his stupid mountain biking hobby so i’m going to kill myself in front of her and her husband and also her son. how do you stop carnal desire for a coworker who would never conceivably fuck you and who is leaving you and who you love working with because shes the only one who is even slightly as strange in the same way you are
#i wont miss that shes a theater kid but tbh it kind of adds to her charm#shes so talented and amazing and smart. and also tall#with short hair. wild ass curly mullet#and her tattoos…….deep unsatisfied sigh#my lead teacher confirmed that shes bi. which sounds really weird out of context but i promise#it’s not#she has a lesbian daughter and we were talking abt me being a lesbian etc#it’s actually so funny how she has a lesbian daughter who’s like. me if i was a gym bro#anyways. none of that matters. all that matters is that my work wife is leaving me#she’ll never return from the war#i was so proud of myself for saying that i’d never be attracted to a bisexual woman OR a theater kid.#double whammy dude. weak#it’s like shit man. im a little bit in love with you#but hell im a little bit in love with every cool woman i know
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flame reaver likely gonna beat my ass but he’s hot i’ll give him that
#fammmm i don’t wanna fight this dude#he’s gonna whack me worse than nikador did#the design is fye tho#hsr rarely disappoints with the villain designs tbh#i hated phantylia’s guts but i’d gladly let her turn me into a chess piece#eheh. hey <3#same thing goes for this mf like phainon in disguise who gaf#phainon is a watered down version of MY blue eyed white haired king and does not deserve a seat at the table#BEGONE WITH YOU#flame reaver though? ouhhhh#he’s tall as hell lemme get a piece of that#hsr#hsr amphoreus#hsr phainon#flame reaver of the deepest dark#wassup baby take me out to dinner
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Man Crush Monday 💞💕
#chace crawford#Nathaniel Archibald#nate archibald#gossip girl#gg#xoxo gossip girl#grey sweatpants#man crush monday#man crush forever#man candy#mcm#eye candy#he's so tall#he's so hot#he's so pretty#he's so cute#so hot and sexy#damn#damn that body#follow for follow#he is so beautiful#he is so cute#he is so fine#handsome#good lord#good looking#hot as hell#hot dudes#hot daddy#hot damn
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Hello!! I just LOVE the way you draw and show us swatch.. I was wondering if your design/persona(lity) of swatch is open to yumeshipping-selfshipping?
I'm a swatch yume and i specifically feel a connection (?) to your design and all that stuff!
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danke! i don't own them lmao go for it
#ask#anonymous#anon#you can do whatever you want forever as long as its all good harmless fun#i hc them as demi but i also hc them as head of a host club so like. go nuts nonnie have fun. don't go broke#even besides that i dont Enforce my own headcanons on characters that arent even mine dbjhsbdjhf#if you wanna kiss the 9 ft tall fluffy birdie beefcake go for it. i believe in you. mwah mwah mwah am i right#im amused at how many people think i draw them hot. i posted them on reddit a few days ago and the comments were fantastic#& i remember that doodle on that one halloween post about them biting people i think? soo many people in the tags were ''Paying Up'' 😂#they just do shit to people#anyway tldr yeah dude i dont care. have fun. find joy where you can in this hell world
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some allegations just dropped about a guy i was aware of but did not personally watch. and i could have lived my entire life not seeing that, but instead this dumbass went on twitter and actually said with his own words that he was dating a 14 year old when he was TWENTY YEARS OLD but that it's "not as bad as it seems" and it was "for her safety" because apparently she might hurt herself is he breaks up with her
he just fucking admits it himself, i dont even have to go looking...?
#so um. did any of you watch zyph#jesus christ man what the hell#they met IN REAL LIFE when she was 13 i believe. maybe 12 there were a lot of years and ages thrown around#COULDNT YOU JUST. TELL? JUST LOOK AT HER AND TELL?#''she was tall'' SHE WAS 13 DUDE YOU CAN LOOK AT THEIR FACES.#AND YOU JUST ADMIT TO STAYING WITH HER??? AND YOU WANT US ON YOUR SIDE?????????????????????????#chat
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my headcanon for leon being a sugar fiend probably stems from my fear of a sugary american diet-
that boy needs happiness in his life in the form of strawberry milkshakes and iced coffees and sugar cookies and-
#i gave in last night cuz job gave me a bag of marshmallows mmmm#its my reward for being tortured and surviving#seriously... i wonder if i'll pass out sometimes lol#would leon be more of a liquid or a solid guy#dude can swallow a large bass whole probably maybe#could he stand the dry texture of a cookie#or does he need his sugar in a tall piss-fueling iced coffee?#could headcanon leon with sensory issues but that boy has crawled through sewers with minimal complaint#sensory projection: dry textures are a pain and make me feel trapped#takes longer to chew than to sip#unorganized as hell thoughts here
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How I catfished my bestie with Reginald Bushroot
So I have a shit ton of brain rot for my favorite duck Bushroot from Darkwing Duck, but my version of him is, uh, different to say the least
For the longest time, my art were the only images of him that my friend Gen saw
(These feature my OCs Dromao the microraptor and Amora the macaw)
So she assumed that Bushroot looked SOMETHING like that in the actual show: a fluffy green plant duck with pretty little petals and a big green ballgown. She actually thought Disney was bold for giving this male duck a fabulous ballgown in the 90s
But NAH
She looked him up and THIS is what he actually looks like
She felt so betrayed by canon
That and Spamton are how I learned fanon has consequences
#xeno posts#xeno art#darkwing duck#bushroot#canon vs fanon#i thought spamton was this super tall hot dude what the hell is this#wait til she sees what he looked like pre transformation
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OURGHYYYYYYY
#HI#LIKE EVERY FUCKING PERSON IS RELEASING SOMETHING ON THE 7TH#TOP: SUBEHIKA#YOU JUST FUCKING RELEASED YOUR ... IMITATION WHAT THE HELL. IIRC NANONAI IS NEXT BUT YOUVE ALREADY DONE A NUE IMITATION SO . WILDCARD MAN#BOTTOM: SUBEKOTO (WHO I USUALLY JUST CALL KOTONOHA)#DUDE#YOU HAVENT DONE ANYTHING SINCE F (N IMITATION)#THEY ALSO MADE THEIR FIRST COMMUNITY POST PREVIEWING THE THUMBNAIL IMAGE FOR THE SONG#WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT SUBEANA DID WITH K2#K2 IMITATION? IT'S NEXT IN LINE AND SUBEKOTO FOLLOWS THE GENERAL UPLOAD ORDER OF SUBEANA VERY WELL#im so excited for the latter . F was so good#HOWEVER.................... THE IMAGE#THE IMAGE IN THE THUMBNAIL........................ IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE WHAT A K2 WOULD BE#ITS USUALLY SOME TALL FORMATION OF SOMETHING THAT GIVES OFF LIGHT PAIRED WITH RAIN#BUT.......... THE GRAPHIC.......... THE STYLE OF THE PIXELS.......... IT COULD POSIBLY BE............. AN IMINA IMITATION#which is basically a nue imitation but a little different and usually more upbeat#^nuts about nue imitations#OOOOOOOOOOOo i love analysis
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i remember once my mum and i got home after i finished school and a kangaroo was just in our front yard
don’t know where it came from, we didn’t live close enough any bushland that kangaroos could be found in, so no idea where it came from
#what the dog doin#but instead it’s a roo#what the boomer doin#dude the male kangaroos are so jacked too#when they stand tall they’re massive and it’s scary as hell being close to them
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