#this could’ve been an email
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guess the ghoul boys reversed their streaming service decision and are making it optional… their new content (and remaining videos) will still be featured on youtube for free.
#watcher#we are watcher#ryan bergara#shane madej#thank god cuz wtf was thatttttt?#this could’ve been an email#and all this bs would’ve been avoided
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1 hour left of normal ppl audiobook can this be over already 😭
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I watch Pulp Fiction. I am enraptured by Vincent’s white bread greasy hair void of charisma slutty vacation shorts and Mia’s dancing skills. The movie ends. I am free.
#ok but I was actually. So Bored for most of it.#taps my ’show don’t tell’ sign#sometimes I get around to watching movies considered to be classics and I Get It#this was not one of those times#THEY WOULDNT STOP TALKING#I need to edit that movie. I need to shave at least 30 minutes off of it.#easy removal is the strange amount of white dudes saying the n word#they talked for 2 and a half hours. and said like 3 interesting things#took a 2 hour long warmup lap just to get mildly engaging in the final 30 mins#I cannot resist actors who are so lacking in charisma that I can’t even tell if they’re like. trying to act or not#totino I do not care about your foot fetish. get it away from me#meposting#I love being contrarian. as of right now I think…. terantino? more like terrible-tino. got him#i thought it’d be fun. engaging. at least visually. but it was staged like a goddamn stage play#if I wanted to watch 2+ hours of monologues/conversations I would’ve gone outside and sat at a restaurant#would’ve been more interesting too#I like talking#I liked some of it pretty well it just. felt like such a waste of time.#this could’ve been an email#the mob boss dude absolutely ATE that yellow turtleneck sweater#looked so good with his skin tone holy shit
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he got the first podium in imola for ferrari in almost twenty years and in doing so he also got p2 in the wdc he is very fast, he is very cool, he is very scary and very brave, he is everything. charles.
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AGATHA ALL ALONG SPOILERS BELOW
i’m so irritated at the fact there’s a whole episode dedicated to the gay white male in a show about a group of gay women, with woman of colour i might add, named after one of them.
like my GOD can we have anything?? A WHOLE EPISODE?? TO A WHITE GAY MALE???
it’s essentially said “These woman are only here to help HIS story” and i know it’s Marvel and I shouldn’t have expected anything less but my god. like holy shit what’s the POINT??
Also…i don’t fucking care. Like. I don’t fucking care about Billy. I really don’t, the show is about AGATHA. it’s called AGATHA ALL ALONG. If you wanted to make a show about Billy…DO IT!
Fucking hell, let women have ONE THING.
#i’m so fucking annoyed bro#80% of the show’s audience are queer women#who don’t GIVE A FUCK#What a way to say to the women ‘yeah you don’t matter’#fuck off i better see Aubrey And Kathryn dick down HARD#like fr what were they thinking#and i get that it’s marvel and DudeBro shit but#they’re gonna make money either way#agatha all along#agatha spoilers#aaanspoilers#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#waited a whole fucking week for something that could’ve been an email
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454 fucking pages!!! I’ve finished Great Expectations. Ponyboy deserves an award for reading this at 14 and for an assignment.
damn things going to get a Viking funeral (I like classics but holy shit)
On the bright side it actually DID give me some interesting details for a meta to come later if I ever loose this headache.
#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#look I like classics and some bigger books- I read Les mis twice but my god#could’ve been an email
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i ship very few things but even among those things i ship almost none of them are cutesy happy things. i primarily invest in romance if i think of it as sick and desperate and unbalanced and tragic and full of yearning and that romance is specifically what’s needed there to either remedy the pain or make it worse. but in a beautiful poetic way either way i’m not into like pure messes i like polished sadness. the stars have to align very carefully for me to ship things
#peach rambles#idk#i like only a select few flavors of romance otherwise it’s like#this meeting could’ve been an email. this romance could’ve been a friendship.#for me it’s about a very specific flavor of intimacy and devotion and promises#while also being beautiful even through the brokenness#how happy do they make each other#how much do they Want and how hard are they willing to Work#but that’s just me
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#info nights are so stupid#like#this literally could’ve been an email#and I could’ve emailed it#slav#slav every day#voltron
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i’ve only just realised how funny it is that spock and t’pring had that little video call ON THE BRIDGE like they’re just scheduling their pon farr plans right in front of everyone 😭
#spock: ok wife i’ll see u later at the appointed place ;)#random ensign: this could’ve been an email#amok time#tos star trek
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me crawling into bed at 3:45am wondering why I thought it was a good idea to stay up for quali
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Hauntingly pointless shift assignment this evening
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Had a basically 10 minute long appointment that could’ve been a phone call. It could’ve been an email. It could’ve been a handful of back-and-forth messages in mychart. But noooooooooo I had to go all the way to the big hospital and back and feel like a jerk for dragging my gf along for moral support cuz I was scared it was gonna be a long scary appointment. Literally just “hey you’re still taking the meds I put you on? If those don’t work I’m gonna put you on an additional thing next time. Also here’s more steroids to take too. Any questions? (Please don’t have questions please please or at least keep them short please) cool ok see you in 2 months”. Like bruh this could’ve been an email!!!!!
#rheumatologist is nice but also seems very busy and unsure how to handle talking to me#which is fair. idk how to talk to me either#but also damn bro this Literally could’ve been a phone call. y’all got my weight and blood pressure and double checked I could walk upright#otherwise there wasn’t anything that required me going in person#oh wait they also got my temperature. whatever.#my vitals are once again perfectly within healthy range. same as always#we didn’t need to have this in person to know that cuz they’re Always good even if I feel like shit#it could’ve been a fucking email!!!!!!
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okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool
#okay so I came to this flat and he wasn’t here. greeted by a very dirty flat with shit all over the kitchen counters over cling film#I meet first my other flatmate who told me he stays in his room constantly bc of previous bad flatmates#has literally just a saucepan and some salt in the kitchen. so I’m like okay spaghetti guy potentially not great but could just be#how this guy is yknow#on Tuesday I get an email back saying he’s coming back from Norway tonight looking forward to seeing you feel free to use the kitchen sauces#rlly friendly message that I wasn’t expecting. I also didn’t know he’d been on a trip i just knew he wasn’t there bc his door was open#(to a REALLY nice room. multiple rlly nice plants (which he has little care labels for!!!) and it’s tidy and pretty#and he’s got a sheep teddy on the bed)#meanwhile I am in my own head bc I don’t wanna cook in the kitchen until I can clean it and I can’t clean it without moving his shit and#I haven’t seen him yet to talk abt it and I can’t bring myself to talk to him immediately bc I’m dying#and embarrassed as hell by how I’ve been cooking in my room with a microwave and air fryer (loud) and sneaking my shit out of the kitchen#but then yesterday I DO talk to him!! and he’s super friendly!! actually interested in having a conversation and Good at it.#and then he’s cooking and like. spaghetti burns but I’m not there for long and seems to be a mistake (he made the same thing for lunch today#and did Not burn the spaghetti) and is otherwise clearly competent bc the food smells Good and despite leaving a few things out it’s like#washed up stuff isn’t dirty and the sides are better despite still under cling film. more a case that he’s spread out than he’s messy#and now today we talked and i offered to hold onto some shit over summer bc complicated situation that boils down to he’s flying back home#and he cant take all his stuff and had to choose between chucking stuff/having literally nothing this weekend. like sleeping on the sofa etc#and then cleans the whole flat?? which I’m assuming a good chunk is his mess? but he did not need to do that. could’ve easily left#bc there are two people still living here who would’ve had to deal with it and he doesn’t know either at all#and THEN tonight we talk abt food which is fun bc we both ordered stuff. and he offers me some honeydew melon bc he’s been gorging himself#these past two days to finish it before it goes bad/he leaves which is also really sweet#and JUST NOW. I take my headphones out after finishing dinner and hear the sweetest fucking guitar#he plays the gentlest like dreamy sounding acoustic guitar I’ve heard in my life in his room (door closed by the time I leave)#this is actually just a really cool dude#now that the kitchens clear I’m gonna cook tomorrow and will probably offer him some bc otherwise he’s gonna be eating out all weekend#he has extra takeout for tomorrow night but might want smth Sunday#regardless I am just. huh??? left a bit stunned bc of the u turn my opinion of this guy has taken. bc my opinion of him was a reflection#of my discomfort moving to this weird dirty basement flat with two people I didn’t know#well. idk where to go from here. I think I’ll start by talking to him more this weekend. bc holy fucking shit.#luke.txt
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The way I had every intention to be productive this weekend and did none of it bc I know I’m in for some shit the minute I walk into that stupid office
#I finished the t-shirt design for HR lady right and she came in twice about it (could’ve been an email truly)#then when she DID said an email she just forgot that we fully did discuss putting the gross 75th anni. Logo on it#so her email was just that#and I did forget to respond to the email- like I skimmed it and then went ‘we talked about this’ but I’m not allowed to be a smart ass over#email anymore because when sales reps were being especially rude and disrespectful to my coworker and I#I’d waste no time to put them in their place#it took two fucking years of complaining for them to not treat us like shit and to give us deadline that aren’t same day/next day#like two years of me forcing my bosses hand to actually stand up for us for him to tell them to back off#I stopped dealing with it#my coworker does now bc I can’t be bothered to argue with assholes anymore#anyway yeah I- I truly do not check my email often so by the time EOD rolled around I wasn’t checking#but I know HR lady will be in my inbox bright and early :/#but on the bright side I’ll have the art room to myself Monday+Tuesday bc my coworker is leaving~~~~~#so I’m gonna try and be productive Monday so I can rest and relax at my desk Tuesday#then pretend I’ve been productive when I meet with my gross awful boss Wednesday morning#ugh#I need a new job bad#I hate this one#it’s fine but god is it boring and not creative at all#I love graphic design I do I really do but when it’s just sign making with pre-made templates it’s soooo fucking boring#So this weekend I just got high and yesterday a lil tipsy to feel a lil crossfade#I truly haven’t done shit bc if I think about Monday I’ll scream#personal
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#I missed the last weekly quiz for this class#I could’ve sworn I did it 😭#oh no it dropped my grade further than I was hoping#it’s too late now </3#okay I have the exam today I can (hopefully) recover from this#stella rambles#personal#negative#<- I actually don’t think it is I’m just stressing 😭#it’s so stupid too because we got multiple emails reminding us to do it#and I was like I always do it before the weekend#nothing to worry about#wait no I know exactly why I forgot it#I’m so stupid 😭#rip my gpa this quarter </3#if I had been able to keep this class at an A I might’ve been able to drag up my gpa#even with my horrendous calc grade#as long as I finish the quarter with above a 3.0 🫠#oh my high school gpa feels like such a distinct memory </3
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Just got called into work tomorrow on my day off for a “check up” which. Worrisome. A check up can mean anything from going over a seizure prep list (which we’ve already done so??) to getting laid off because I struggle more at work or anything in between
#🙃#whatever it is#I’m sure it could’ve been an email or scheduled before one of my shifts so I didn’t have to go on a day off#why has this week BEEN like this#just an absolute stressful week#it’s only wednesday#AAAH
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