#this causes everyone's emotions (which have been bottling up because we're all shit at communicating due to trauma) to come bursting out!

[krashing-starz]

new fic idea has overtaken me. pls help

[michaellangdonswhore]

getting high with Michael head cannon....

warnings: literally nothing unless u count weed as a warning, nsfw content, and i kind of made a murder house reference _____________ - Michael would suggest rolling joints with papers from the bible, and when you say no he'd mention that it cancels out because it's the holy papers and the devil's lettuce.

- You don't end up rolling them with bible papers.

- Before you start you light candles, obviously they don't cover up the smell, but those are the only precautions you take because whatever.

- You have a bunch of water bottles out in case of cotton mouth.

- For the first few hits, Michael tries his best to hide his coughs out of embarrassment but doesn't manage to.

- "Michael, everyone coughs, it's not that big of a deal."

- He'd loosen up about it and eventually cough louder.

- "Okay, now you need to shut up. My parents will find out!"

- "They'll find out from the smell alone."

- "Oh, come on. It barely smells."

- While continuing to finish, Michael is freaking out on the inside, praying that your parents wouldn't catch you. Yeah, he's the anti-christ, but he's totally a pussy when it comes to this shit. Which is why he's the dom in the sheets and you're the dom in the streets.

- When done, you'd both down water to get rid of the taste.

- You'd start off the very long night curled up in your bed with a laptop in front of you, probably watching 'Community,' or 'The Office.'

(side note. if you say anything bad about these shows i will personally come for you they are AMAZING. i draw the line at community and office slander.)

- Sober Michael wouldn't admit to liking these shows, but when he's high, he is a laughing mess. Ever small joke and funny thing that happened would result in the two of you struggling to catch your breath.

- "Why is everything so funny?"

- "I don't know? Maybe cause we're high. And because the show is funny."

- Eventually, Michael's stomach would start growling, causing yours to growl as well. Knowing that you were comfortable, Michael got up and sneaked downstairs on his own.

- He'd bring up a large bag of chips for the both of you to share, and it was gone by the end of the night.

- You'd play a bunch of your favorite songs and sing along to them. Michael didn't know the lyrics that well, but he knew the tune, so he hummed.

- While doing this, you'd be wrapped up in his arms as he traced his fingertips up and down your back, taking in every inch of you. Because of the high, every feeling was more extreme for you. Just him tickling you made your entire body cover in goosebumps.

- You both were so high to the point where the room was spinning and you couldn't even think straight, and it felt so good. - Also, both of your speech were slurred, but it's fine who cares. - You take turns giving each other massages. His hands would roam your back perfectly, occasionally grabbing your breasts and tracing the curves of your ass. Once you were done with him, he asked for a happy ending.

- Before the two of you go to bed, you talk about things you wouldn't say so easily sober.

- "I love you, Y/N," He says, forehead and nose pressed against yours.

- "You aren't just saying that because I got the best shit in town?"

- "I promise," He nods, attaching his mouth to yours.

- It was the deepest, most passionate, most emotional kiss of your life. - "You are the best thing that has ever happened to me," He'd bring you closer to him. "Thank you."

- Basically that bitch would get so in touch with his emotions.

- You'd both fall asleep around 3 am. - While asleep, you both felt so at peace and so calm. You both had everything that you could ever want.

- You weren't even sure if the high you got was all the weed, it could've been your love for him, too.

a/n: i was so high and this idea came into mind :)