#this boy does so many wiki dives they are literally begging you to ask about them

[ofbloodandsnow]

"Did you know the oldest recorded British joke was a dick joke? From the Exeter book, 10th century AD. Apparently, the oldest joke in general was about farting, from the Sumerians about 1900 BC. It's kinda cool isn't it? We're almost 4000 years apart and yet we're still the same. They were just like us."

Ronnie? "Likewise. Is Ronnie short for Veronica? Y'know its root name meant 'she who brings victory'? Which I guess means you were literally born to win."

"It's nice to know that the art of the dick joke is age old and long appreciated," Ronnie said. Now that he pointed it out, she remembered the insane amount of dick jokes they'd discussed in class, but she hadn't always paid attention to truly enjoy them all. Maybe Shakespeare was funny enough.

"I have no desire to be fought by online book nerds. I think I can take them in a brawl, but they might try to hurt my feelings," she joked. She could take them now, what with the vampiric strength of it all. But, yeah, her feelings would so get hurt. "Ronnie. It's nice to meet you, Tommy."