#this bih DIRTY

[desert-rat]

back on my bullshit

[moremaybank]

CAN I — j.m

pairing jj maybank x fem!reader

summary the more you drown in each other, the harder it is for you and jj to respect the boundary that is 'friends with benefits.' (based on the song "can i" by kehlani)

warnings 18+, pretty much all smut lmao, unprotected sex, smidge of sub!jj, creampie, overstimulation, squirting, language, oral (m. receiving and mentions of f. receiving), filming of a sex tape, some fluff bc i can't resist when it comes to soft jj

author's note sorry if there's any typos lmao i had grammarly on but it stays doing me dirty

series ;; jj masterlist

find the song here!

this shit's so good, so be illegal

need round two, i need a sequel

hit the backboard like a free throw

you next level, you a cheat code

in so deep, you hit my seafloor

got me singing like alicia

got me using all your lingo

tell your girlfriend that you single

"j," you whimpered, tears flowing down your cheeks as jj thrusted into you slowly and sensually. it was so different from how the two of you usually partook in coital activities, but you'd had a bad day, and jj was desperate to cheer you up.

he had already brought you to his mercy five times, and your pussy was aching. but you knew full well that the loss of him would ache more. so, you let him do his thing.

"i know, pretty girl. i know," he cooed, his hands cradling your face as his arms caged around your head, keeping his body up. "you're doing so good for me, though. give me one more, baby. just wanna watch you cum one more time. you're so pretty when you do."

he brought this hand down to your cunt, fingers finding your clit with ease as he started to massage it, hoping it would relieve any discomfort you might have been feeling. his movements weren't harsh nor rushed as he rubbed slow and gentle circles on it.

you let out a shaky moan as he toyed with your bundle of nerves, and the walls of your pussy started to flutter around his cock, and jj knew you were getting close.

"come on, baby. cum for me. promise i'll kiss it better afterward," he said, dropping his head into the crook of your neck and peppering kisses there.

each time he rolled his hips, he was so deep, and it felt so special and intimate that you wanted to keep him buried there, no matter how overstimulated you were. he fit into you so perfectly, it was like he'd molded you that way.

"i'm gonna cum, j," you mewled, wrapping your legs around his waist to keep him close to you.

"'m right there with you. let me have it, baby. i got you," he said, raising his head back up to kiss your lips.

he swallowed your moan as you came, feeling your hands sneak onto the back of his shoulders and holding onto him as you erupted for the sixth time that night. his hips stuttered as he came too, his thrusts becoming sloppy. he pulled away, pressing kisses all over your face as you came down.

"how you feeling, pretty girl? better?"

you could see the hope glimmering in his eyes as you met his gaze, and you smiled hazily.

"much better."

call me over 'cause i go hard

sweet lil' bih, fuck like a pornstar

next day, act just like your road dog

bitches askin' "how you know her?"

head game stupid, baby, loca

too loud, callate la boca

out this world, you supernova

fuck that, i am coming over (can i come over?)

"fuck, baby."

you had snuck jj into your house in the wee hours of the night, had practically yanked his pants off of him and thrown him on your bed. you brought him into your mouth before he could blink, and ever since then, he'd been struggling to keep quiet.

you bobbed your head as you sucked the soul out of him. your mouth was so warm and wet that it felt like he was on cloud nine.

your tongue dragged along the underside of his shaft, sending a shiver throughout his body as you came to the tip of his cock and swirled your tongue around it. you let it go with a pop, gathering your saliva and spitting it onto him, watching it trail down to the base. you then began to jerk him as you sucked one of his balls into your mouth.

"shit. don't stop, princess. 'm so close," he mumbled as he threw his head back.

you replaced your mouth with your hand as you massaged both his balls now, and you brought his cock into your mouth again. you took him to the back of your throat, letting the tip hit it, and he let out a loud groan.

you instantly withdrew him from your lips, shooting up and clamping a hand over his mouth.

"what is wrong with you? my parents are gonna hear you," you scolded in a whisper.

he moved your hand. "how the fuck do you expect me to keep quiet when you're giving me the best goddamn head i've ever had?" he questioned defensively. he watched you fight a smile in response to what he said, and he smirked. "not my fault that mouth is heaven-sent. you just love sucking this cock like a damn popsicle, don't you?"

you leaned closer, your lips so close to his that they threatened to touch as you spoke, "be quiet or i'm not gonna let you cum."

he gulped as his eyes widened, "yes, ma'am."

(can i come over?)

(can) can i (i) stop by (stop by)

to see you (see you) tonight?

can i stop by

to see you tonight

"can i come over after work, pretty girl? need to see you."

"hmm..." you began, smirking to yourself as you planned to tease him through the phone. "convince me. why should i let you?"

jj chuckled, biting his lip from the other side of the phone. "c'mon, baby. you know you want me to come and see you. i know you've been missing me. i've got the video to prove it."

jj was right. you had been missing him. last night, especially so.

it was late, you couldn't sleep, and you were craving for something more than just your own touch. it would never be enough. not if it wasn't jj.

so, you settled for the next best thing.

you got a hold of the thick pink dildo hidden in your bedside table and tried your best to make yourself feel as good as jj managed to. feeling a little extra spicy, you took your phone into your hand, taking a video of yourself burying the sex toy deep inside of you over and over.

"fuck, j. wish you were here," you moaned as you captured the toy plunging into you. "wanna cum on your cock so hard that you're drenched."

you continued jerking the dildo into you until you were close. your moans were getting higher as you neared your orgasm, and just before you were going to cum, you stopped recording. you let yourself fall over the edge without filming, and rode it out.

you then sent the video to jj, and when he replied, he said: "the next time i see you, i'm gonna fuck you so hard you're gonna regret not letting me watch you cum."

you felt a flutter in your core, even though you had just come down. but that was just the effect jj had on you. no matter how many times he'd made you finish, you were left yearning for more.

"okay," you spoke, "you can come over, j."

we both on fire, love the teamwork

leave with juices on your t-shirt

loud and clear, no need for reverb

tell the uber driver to revert

flip that bitch and make a u-turn

sex tape crazy, need the bloopers

last so long, bae, you a trooper

sniper gang, no bradley cooper

"that's right, baby girl. let the camera know how good i'm fucking this pussy." jj grunted as he pounded into you from behind. his hands were wrapped around your hips as he yanked you backward toward his cock.

jj had convinced you to let him film the two of you as you went at it, claiming that whenever the two of you were too busy to meet up that he could use it to make himself cum. you'd rolled your eyes, but then he brought up the fact that you would benefit from it as well, for all the times you'd pout about him having to work when you desperately needed him.

"just think about it, princess. you could watch me fuck you over and over, as many times as you wanted, while fucking that pretty pussy with that hot pink dildo of yours. it'll never compare to the real thing, but you'd get to see me fill you up. it's a pretty fucking spectacular sight, am i right?"

and he was. so you obliged.

"oh, god, jj. right there!" you called out, doing as he said. your knuckles were paling as you gripped your headboard. you threw your head back, arching your spine further as jj's cock practically beat up your cervix in the best way possible. "shit, 'm so close, j. please."

"play with your clit, baby. make yourself cum for me," he instructed, pulling you toward him harsher. "gonna give you every last drop of my cum if you do as i say. you want that?"

"fuck. yeah, baby," you replied, bringing one hand down to your clit to do as he said. you rubbed harsh circles on it, your toes curling as the pleasure started to overwhelm you.

you whimpered when jj's hand came in contact with your ass, spanking you harshly as he crept closer to his orgasm. "shit, fucking love your pussy. wanna spend my days fucking it every day 'til i die."

"i'm cumming, i'm fucking cumming," you cried, your cunt clamping down on jj's cock as you came hard. your juices squirted out of you, soaking jj's cock, pelvis and thighs thoroughly, as well as the sheets beneath you two. you came and came and came, you honestly weren't sure if you would ever stop.

"good girl, baby. you hear that?" jj asked as he kept fucking you, referring to the squelching noise coming from your junction. "i'm fucking drenched because of you, just how i like it. gonna fuck you full of my cum for being such a good girl for me."

he sped up his pace, his thrusts merciless and unforgiving as he finally let himself cum. he let out a deep groan, it sounding like music to your ears as you felt him release inside of you.

jj slowed down, slumping down on top of your back as he panted. "christ, baby. swear to god you turn me into an animal."

hi, i'm hell, it's nice to meet ya

know you fuckin' with a demon

do 'bout anything to please ya

cum inside me, i'm a keeper

want me to make you a senior?

never been that hard read ya

when we done, you say, "i need ya"

i done made you a believer

"cum inside me, j. make me yours. all yours."

you were bouncing up and down on jj's cock, taking all of him inside of you with each movement. his cock stimulated your g-spot every time you bounced, and if it weren't for jj's hands on your hips keeping you upright, the euphoric feeling would surely make your legs give out long before either of you came.

the two of you were in the back of the twinkie, seeing as jj borrowed it without letting john b know. you were both well aware of the fact that he would have your heads if he found out you'd fucked in it again.

the windows were fogged up and would surely block anyone's view from seeing what the two of you were doing if it weren't for the curtains that already covered most of them.

"you already are mine, pretty girl. this pussy belongs to me," he gritted through his teeth, jerking his hips up to meet yours. he watched your tits springing up and down as your body moved. he wrapped his around one of your nipples, sucking and nibbling as you let whimpers of need tumble from your lips.

you closed your eyes as your teeth dug into your lower lip. "tell me again, j. tell me i belong to you, need to hear it."

he pulled back, one of his hands cradling your jaw and pulling your gaze to his. his thumb tugged your lip from your teeth, and he kissed you. hard.

"you're fucking mine, baby. mine to kiss, mine to fuck, mine to love. i fucking need you," jj spoke through his panting.

"yeah?" you asked, not too distracted to register what he was saying to you, your heart palpitating as you felt the coil in your belly tightening.

"yeah," he breathed, looking right into your eyes. "cum for me, my girl."

and you did, with the love you had harboured for him bleeding through your joined actions.

if these walls could talk, they'd tell you "don't pull out"

make me proud

thug it out

switched it up enough to tell me i'm your style

let's get wild

right here, right now

you two were lying together in the back of the twinkie, where you had just finished going at it.

your head was leaning against jj's chest as his chin rested on the top of your head. his fingers trailed up and down your spine soothingly as he held you in his arms.

"did you really mean it, j?" you asked, quiet as a mouse. you worried that he only said those things in the heat of the moment and that he didn't reciprocate your feelings. and if that were the case, you'd run like hell out of there.

but you needn't have worried.

he tilted your head up to meet your gaze. "of course i meant it, baby. i would never say all that shit to you if it weren't true," he spoke, his hand finding one of yours and resting it on his chest. he placed his hand over yours, "i love you. and i need you. you're the only one for me, princess."

you grinned, heat immediately rushing to your cheeks. "i love you too, j."

"good," he replied. "now get on your back. i'm gonna show you how much i love you with my tongue."

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[aria-diary]

Footage of the destruction caused by Hurricane Helena on October 27, 2024 at Chimney Rock and Lake Lure in western North Carolina. Those of you who have ever visited this place know what it looked like before. Just for information: In the area of ​​Lake Lure and in the mountains surrounding this lake, the famous movie Dirty Dancing and The Last of the Mohicans was filmed.🙏🥺

Also the same event happened recently in Bosnia (BIH). 🥺My condolences to all the families who have lost their loved ones.🕊️🕯️

[puuta-heinaa]

Joker Out, Paris (Café de la danse) 22.3.2024

I arrived at the venue around 14ish, and was third to last in the EE queue. However queueing is part of the party! I exchanged sooo many bracelets and met amazing people, some of which I just met that day, some I knew from Discord or tumblr or earlier gigs, couldn't have been happier. Got selfies with Bojan and Jan?? Hug from Bojan??? HELLO. That would never happen in Finland. I described his hug as jämäkkä and turvallinen, which roughly translates to sturdy and safe.

Some of the bracelets I made for the concert!

Met someone in the queue who had hawk's eyes and who encouraged me to go and ask for a selfie with Jan, and later on she spotted Bojan on the street 100 m before everyone else did. I had a chance to give Bojan 3 2 ananaslonkero -bracelet that I'd made, with a tiny drink charm. If the main joke in fandoms is that a hug from your blorbo would cure you? well it's true. Getting a hug from Bojan removed some stiffness between my shoulder blades that I didn't even know was there. It was literally easier to breathe after the encounter. I also kept vigorously shaking for 3-5 minutes afterwards, so much that some people asked if I'm ok. Just released years worth of trauma ig. Also LOTS of happy hand stims throughout the day, my autism was showing lol.

Jan was outdoors SMOKING!!! And Bojan had charmingly dirty hair! He was taller than I had thought.

ANYways the gig !! I ended up on Jance side, which was nice as I was on Kris' side in Helsinki. Whole stage was about as wide as K-18 section at Kultsa, and I think they suit better on smaller stages.

We got Vem da Gres and Gola in soundcheck! I was wearing Vem da gres -bracelet that I got in Helsinki a few weeks ago and thought about that person for a few seconds!

Gola was ok. Bojan got disney mickey ears, and he was wearing my 3 2 ananaslonkero bracelet. Bojan also got a maca plushie that he was NOT scared of, he even made it fly.

Kris left the stage as soon as the last notes of Gola were over, other boys stayed jamming in accelerating speed for couple of more minutes. I showed them my UM sign that only read "I want to sing UMAZAN" at that point. :')

20h02 was ok, didn't connect with their music at all though. JC Stewart seemed a bit sick, but sounded good nevertheless. Finished my sign.

They started with Katrina and Bele Sanje, and people were singing even guitar riffs along. Dopamin hit like dopamine followed by Ne bi smel, Nace was staring at me several times during those songs.

Liinu's superb edit of staring sc Nace and struggling Kris and Arcti's edit about Jan's forgotten library books made my day

People were already singing along to Sta bih ja, and Bojan was sooo happy (and sweaty. We were all very sweaty, the concert hall was ridiculously warm.). Kris disappeared for a moment in the beginning of Sta bih ja, and Bojan looked like a lost puppy (wait, where is kris?? about 5-10 seconds into sta bih ja). Bojan said Kris didn't like how Jan played the riff and that's why he left the stage :P. Jan flipped a bird to him.

Decibels raised by about 20 when they played Ona and Demoni. Turns out they might be the easiest to sing along for absolutely everyone, not just for people who speak Finnish. Bojan looked me directly into eyes during second verse of Demoni for several seconds, and I felt so seen (in a good way). EE was definitely worth its price.

In Helsinki I felt like the setlist was over before it even started, but in Paris it felt more like we were really dancing and playing until the stars fade. I think it had something to do with how much they interacted with each other and with the public during each song. In Helsinki they seemed like they had forgotten how to be on stage, and there was just TOO MUCH SPACE, whereas Paris had Nordic Tour energy.

They all moved a LOT on stage!! Kris was on jance side several times! Nace had a mating dance thingy going on with Kris at least twice, Jan once. Jan interacted with the public on Kris's side a few times. Bojan almost run into Kris at one point - no wonder he caressed Kris's arm to let him know he's there before grapping his hips?? and dancing behind him??? during Behind those eyes. It's cafe de la danse after all.

Def thinking "THIS is how we'll trend on tumblr tonight" right after the famous dance

Everybody's waiting and soooooo many people raised hands when Bojan asked in his spiel before the song if anyone here suffers from panic or anxiety attacks, and I think it made everyone feel less alone. He sang I'm the problem it's me -line to make things a bit lighter before proceeding to the song.

We got Omamljeno Telo and I felt SOOOO HAPPY (but also sad for Moonu) but also SOOOO HAPPY it was on the setlist, I think I screamed VITTU JES on top of my lungs (manifesting it for Ruisrock huh). Famous water spray on Jan during OT, and it shows I've grown old, because instead of "yeeeess I want Bojan's spit on me" I went "rat disease, why am I not wearing a mask".

Everyone sang along during CD, not in French though even if there was a fanproject French translation published a whole 28 hours before(....). Plastika hit like a hammer once again, but I think I was already waiting and stressing for UM, so I didn't mosh for example. Which, good idea, because my neck was soooo sore after Helsinki.

Bojan announced the karaoke song, and asked which versions we have today. He saw my sign, asked "Slovenian version?", to which I "said" (from 4th row on Jan+Nace side) Finnish version, and he heard it and corrected himself and said perfect. I was not afraid at all even if I knew I'm probs going to sing in front of about 500 people in 5ish minutes???? How??? I'm usually a ball of anxiety but here I was just proud and excited to sing my version of it.

I loved the Bretogne/French version (I've still no idea what were the words, but it rhymed super well and she sang well, but that was def NOT paris region French), cringed at some of the "translations" because they did not fit the lines and did not rhyme, sang along to Slovenian versions in Finnish, felt bad for one of them as the karaoke singer started at the wrong moment and Bojan spent most of their special moment trying to orchestrate the band.

When Bojan approached with "I think we still have a Slovenian version, OH NO, A FINNISH VERSION" I chortled, and felt the last bits of nervousness disappear. (Cue "some boat, titanic, oh no".) I had my ACTUALLY finger pointing moment, which, on point with my personality, telling him it's a hybrid version. I don't know what he meant with SUOMI SAA, but it was NOT full-on Suomi SAATANA, that much is certain. I quite like the idea/interpretation he was making a pun with SAA(tan)Are you ready? But who knows. Sad about missed chance to answer "ArE YoU???" now that I think about it, but at least I wasn't the only one who failed the moment :') . Speaking of cursewords though, a histronic youngster next to me did shout vittu though! I loved my spot but she was super annoying throughout the evening.

The Finnish version is in the beginning of this one, and the Arabic version right after Finnish version is AMAZING. The French version is on the first part, as well as Bojan going "uuu Finnish version? perfect".

Started in Slovene, which made him have a Ok?? face, but when I switched to my own Finnish version that rhymes with the Slovene version, he raised his brows and seemed so impressed that I just nodded to him, sending telepath(et)ic messages that yes, our languages match and rhyme, about time you collaborate with Jere. I think he remembered I asked for a hug in the afternoon, because he did not hug everyone during karaoke. Afternoon hug was better btw.

I love his little surprised smile right when I finish the first Finnish line on this one

I usually think quite a lot about how other people perceive me, but now I didn't give a single fuck, just enjoyed being the main character for 20 seconds, having this interaction with my blorbo. Forever grateful for the 4 different angles I received from friends I made in the queue, and 1 from a random guy who asked me after the concert if I'd like to receive a video he took of me singing. Even Vita was filming the whole thing with her big light + camera + phone ensemble. I often sing in my car, and even IMAGINING i'm singing karaoke makes my voice suddenly tiny and weak and compressed, so I'm overflowingly glad it went this well, you have no idea even if I've just bragged about it for 4 paragraphs.

I later realised I was the only one who didn't hold the mic themself, this is a clear example how I objectify the boys, seeing Bojan just as a mic stand.🫣😵‍💫

I got fluent Kiitos from Bojan, that guy needs to move to Finland he speaks Finnish so well. Also LMAO I forgot to sniff him in the afternoon, now I'm praying the snifff I took after karaoke wasn't too evident and doesn't show on Vita's video……….. Jere is wrong, Bojan does not smell like shit, but there were no parfume smell either? He just smells like nothing in a pleasant, pheromone rich way lol.

my translation: Sanje so tvojega okusa Aamuihin taas tuoksusi Neula ei haarukassa Sieluni on hukassa Etsimässä tietään luoksesi

I haven't figured how to translate the first line. I've been playing with "Makus' on tarrannut uniini", but it does not rhyme with the og well enough. Otherwise super proud of my version. Neula and haarukka are parts of compass, basically saying the compass is layed on the map the wrong way. 🧭

This is how small the place was??? I was in 3/4th row, and the hat guy in the right corner was right behind me during the concert so the club truly was tiny.

Apparently bubbles were not allowed on stage in Cafe de la danse? But some people had brought their own so we had bubbles anyway.

Jure exchanged his drumstick to a breadstick. I laughed because a) it was a clever pun and b) such a stereotypically French thing to bring a BAGUETTE wrapped in a napkin to a concert. Also no wonder boys are always sick, I don't even want to know how many people touched that bread before it was on stage.

Life is pain (in mouths)

We waited for the boys after the concert outside the venue in the rain, and they walked past quite quickly. Bojan stayed for 30 seconds to take a group selfie. <3

Honestly so happy I traveled there and met amazing people and surpassed myself on so many levels.

I feel like 2004 again, because that's when I last made a post this long on livejournal and also when I last was this hyped about a group.

I loved band's AMAZING OUTFITS in Café de la danse, everyone had some idrija lace on them, and I'm afraid my next special interest will be bobbin lace.

[ashmp3]

šlag na kraju hihi TEO DAYYYY čitav dan razmišljam o tebi i jedva sam čekala da se vratim s planine samo da ti se javiiiim 😌 memorised it in my mental palace

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE I'm genuinely so proud to call you a mutual you're the hottest most right person about everything on here and i ADORE seeing people tag you in stuff and make gifsets for you bc well. you're a deity that deserves to be worshipped through gifts and trinkets 🙂‍↕️ 26 sounds scary but I'll join you next month so we can be scared together (dvadesete gazimo..🥳) ALSO using this opportunity to ask for plans for the dirty money, which perfumes are you eyeing ? I want to know everything about you 🫶🏻🩷🩷🩷

🥹🥹😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳💖💖💖💖🫶🏻 Well it’s only natural i have to say… ali volim što planinariš i razmišljaš o tumblru that’s that prime blogger mindset 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ hvala na tako lepim rečima stvarno čime sam ja ovo zaslužila sad da me pitaš ne bih znala da odgovorim 😭 (btw kad ti je rođendan… now let Me do the memorization) and omfg… Don’t even ask (ask away)…

Htela sam da se bacim na isprobavanje dekanata jer sam jebeni redditor i obožavam r/femfraglab 🙂‍↕️ pa ovako ispisah ti lepo… ali onda sam fazon hmmm možda da odem u sephoru i kupim sebi nešto kao čovek. Htela sam da isprobam i lush parfeme (i sprejeve mada dobijem glavobolju od lusha) anyway sad ću ti reći u mislima mi je devotion intense jer me tako nasmejao kad sam ga isprobavala ali nekako posle par sati nisam bila toliko oduševljena iiii jpg scandal mi je bio baš lep na koži. Inače sam dobila dva parfema za rođendan i kad sam rekla mami šta ću da uzmem sa parama iz kladionice baš se iznervirala alskdjdjskdj anyway……… Hoću da isprobam gucci flora gorgeous orchid i burberry goddess. I hoću da imam muža milionera kako sam krenula pihhh… ali zapravo sam htela da čuvam pare i onda u jednom trenutku da kupim kilian angels share ali mi uvek tako too much da dam 30000rsd jednostavno širim se previše… nadam se da ovaj nenormalni odgovor ima nekog smisla ali ako si isprobala neki parfem i imaš preporuku sve me zanima tvoja sam podeli sa razredom (ashmp3 nation)

[imagine-a-life-like-this]

Why is he so damn beautiful... bih im sobbing....😭

(ft. a wild Seungmin I accidentally did dirty and a Jeongin that could never...)

I want that jacket so bad tbh. It's exactly my style and I need it 😭😭😭😭

But yes Felix is so beautiful and it's so rude 😭 how is he just out here being all beautiful and shit?! 😭😭😭😭

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

ZEEPIE! WHEN I CATCH YOU ZEEPIE

👊🏾💥👊🏾😁💥👊🏾

naw cuz u fr made me hug my phone 😭😭 you are such a a sweet person, and thank you for being my valentine this year!

I was so sad abt not being able to spend time w/ my irl friends, that I forgot I have people like you on this platform💕💕

AHHHH- UR SO NICE!!! MY FACE IS HURTING SO MUCH FROM SMILING RN ❤️❤️❤️

iwannaholdyoulikethisfr;

im actually not sure what so say now- bc all I can think about is how good you are? like? you haven't pulled anyone?

you must live around some blind ass people

my mind is just screaming rn, I'm gonna go re-read that shit again and get giddy all over 💐💐

have a pic of my dad's lunch

(SIR?? FUCKIN CORN POP W/ ICE???? MY MAN IS TRULY A MENACE 😭😭😭😭😭LOCK HIM UP🤢 WE NEED HIM BEHIND BARS/aff/ love him sm)

CHIPPAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! C-TOWN MY GIRL MY DOWN BIH MY RIDE OR DIE MY SHNOOKUMS MY BOO THANG MY QUEENIE KINS ❤🩷🤍❤🩷🤍❤🩷🤍❤🩷🤍❤🩷🤍

HELPPPP jumping each other is a love lingo fr 😔✊🏾

aww :(( i'm sorry you weren't able to spend some time with your irl friends!! and i hope y'all get together for a get down soon bc irl friend getdowns >> trust 🎉🪅💃

but ultimately, I'm glad it served as the catalyst for THIS lovely piece of interaction and thereby cherished memory :)) <33

ah girlieboo I'm a single pringle and happy that way 😂🥰 gotta work on the temple before letting people in, yk? i just pray to Father that He's keeping MY future pookiebear hidden like me!! UNTIL WE FIND EACH OTHER FR 🤞🏾💞 #singlelifeandthriving 🥰 (altho i cannot deny being flattered by the fact that you think i could pull 😩🙌🏾 confidence boost like no other!! <33)

nah I just live in the ghetto 😜 not the kinda ghetto where brothers be roamin either, rip ☠ but it's aii I'm chilling!! i sleep in peace knowing the aspect of being done dirty is not somethin i gotta worry bout, feel me? 😘

me n' you fr 🩵(o´･_･)っ:

"smek! <3* iluhyousomurch ❣💘

................now let's talm bout your old man's corn pops with ice--

,,,,,,,, nah but YOU KNOW WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT???

(THAT'S THE MOST NIGGA-EST MOVEMENT MEAL I'VE SEEN ALL MONTH [/JJJJ /POS POS POS GIRL I BE PLAYIN TM 😭😭] I THINK WE'RE DOING A GOOD JOB!!! THE ICE IN THE MILK FOR SUPREME ICY COLDNESS ENJOYMENT 👌🏾😤💯 PAPA CHIP??? YEEEAAA HE KNOWS WASSUP. i haven't had me some good corn pops in a while now that i think about it!! man, i could tear some uppp rn..,,,, yo, send me a bowl too-)

[kneehoming-knee]

GARAGE DIRTY AGENT CITRUS AUTO SHOP VANS DHALSIM AKUMA "CRY BIH"

[killintrill]

Kodaks the vibe this morning

[notababy-babygirl]

Wala naman nabago bih. 12years ago dirty kaparin. Malala pa nga nagun. Kung umasta ka sa pamilya feeling virgin yan? Nakaka diri ka. nakipag leave in ka na pala dati. Tapos nag hahangad ka pa ng grand wedding? Hoyyy! Mandiri ka nga. Kawawa naman tantan napunta lang sa kagaya mo. Si marko ngaun nag papakasarap na sa buhay. Sa pera nya kasi wala kana sa landas nya. Babaeng inggitera. Di naman kayang mag isa.

I've been very open about sa pakikipag-live in ko before. Lol. Does it make someone less of a person? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! And so kung nakipaglive-in? And about the wedding, ikaw po ba sasagot? If hindi ikaw ang MT, then I think wala kang say dun. Hihi.

Yes, kawawa nga si Tan. Ubusin ko ulit pera nya katulad ng ginawa ko kay Marko. LOL! Kesa sa iba mapunta diba, edi sakin nalang. Mindset lang. Chariz.

And yes po, opo, di ko po kaya mag-isa. Sabi mo na wala namang ambag sa mga bills ko. 😅 Kung ikaw sa basurahan padin nakatira, wag na ikaw plith magalit. Kasi choice mo yan. Di ka maghanap ng mapera. Char not char.

Sugarbaby dapat kasi.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines 100+

Dirty pick up lines that work on 100% grade A sluts. 

They almost always get wet when you drop one of these on them . . . in the right situation.

 Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pick up lines work best with slutty DTF type of girls. If you are at a bar or club and spot a girl who looks like a slut you should 100% not hesitate and drop one of these dirty pick up lines on them. You might ask … how can I tell if she is a slut or not? Sluts make it pretty obvious there sluts, us men just have to read between the lines sometimes to make sure. Clear examples include: Fake nails, hair extensions, tan bronzer, fake blonde hair, short skirts, belly button pierced (or pretty much anything pierced other then the ears), skimpy outfits, LARGE bug eyed glasses, etc.

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 What’s most important is if you are going to pick up a girls in a bar or club or any other kind of social setting you need to make sure you use the right pickup line for the right type of girl. Using dirty pick up lines on nerdy girls are not going to work as well as they would with sluts. Make sure you remember a few of these, I would hand write a few of the ones you like and remember them and practice how you would say them infront of a girl.

Baby, Ive got and eight inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.

Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.

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Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!

Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.

Can I please be your slave tonight?

Can I see your tan lines?

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ‘em.

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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?Very hot girl

Do you take it up the ass?

Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.

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As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Do you know anything about real estate? (Grab crotch or breasts) I was just wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot.

Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?

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Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?

Do you like chips? Because if you are frito lay than I am a barrel of fun!

Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this. (pointing down)

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Don’t you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!

Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.

Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.

Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)

Excuse me , she says “Uh huh”, do you have any Grey Poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby.

Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)

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Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.

Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.

Do you wanna lick my tongue?

Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.

Excuse me, but I’m freeballing, can I borrow your underwear?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

“Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” Woman: “What’s that?” You: This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Excuse me, but you have a “dick for” on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I’ll show you.

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Excuse me, but you’ve got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What’s a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car?

Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?

Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Excuse me, is it true that you’re a sexual tyrannosaurus?

Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Nice fucking weather. Want to?

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

(Put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up)

Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Nice legs, lets eat out.

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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

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Kpop Dream Log 8: with Hoseok

June 13, 2018, Wednesday

Trigger Warning: character death, hints of suicide pact, bullying

°.✩┈┈∘*┈🌙┈*∘┈┈���.°

In this dream, I was Hobi’s girlfriend. I had stepped into a store, and I remember feeling sad. There were paintings of him done by my best friend. In the paintings, Hobi had the orange/red hair I loved, and he was in a military uniform. I remember waving to my cousin, @millie-ionaire05. She was the girlfriend of one of the members, but I don’t know who. I didn't stop to talk to her. I had only waved at her as I walked in, and the knowledge that she was a BTS member's girlfriend was just something I knew. 

I had picked out something, and I was waiting to pay with two other guys (I wasn’t with them), but the cashier was ignoring me and giving me dirty looks. It was one of my guy cousins! He took the other two guys and rang them up instead of me. I got upset and walked off to cry behind a rack of clothing. My best friend was there putting something away as if she worked there. Maybe that’s why her paintings were hung there.

Anyway, she gave me a disgusted look and whispered harshly(in Spanish, which is super weird), “Why are you even crying? You swore you would take your life if he died, so why don’t you hurry up and do it?!”

Apparently, Hobi had died, and that’s why there were paintings of him displayed. Maybe this pact Hobi and I had was something my guy cousin knew and was pissed about it, too. The fact that I didn't follow through with Killing myself. Perhaps that's why he didn't want to ring me up.

I just looked at her like ‘dis bih!’ and said, “Maybe I will then,”  as I walked out of the store. Then I woke up.

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I can still see the store in my mind when I read back on this dream. The colors inside were different shades of blue (from the darkest navy to the palest of baby blues), almost as if they had an aquatic or beach theme going on. I also can still feel the anguish and despair I felt because I missed Hobi so much. It almost seemed like his death had been expected as if maybe he had been sick. It didn't seem like a death caused by an accident or from his time in the military. I also remember feeling so hurt by how my family and friends were treating me in the dream.

Dream Log Masterlist

[literallypaintednails]

This is my first tumble !

Yo, Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?

In New York I Milly Rock (rock)

Hide it in my sock (sock)

Running from the opp (opp)

And I shoot at opp (opp) uh, uh (what?)

And I'm on the block (what?) Uh, uh (what? What?)

And I'm on the block (what?)

In New York I Milly Rock (hello?)

Hide it in my sock (what?)

Hide it in my sock (what?)

Selling that rerock (what? Woah, what? What? Uh, what? What?)

In New York I Milly Rock (ooh)

Hide it in my sock (woah)

Used to sell rerock (what?)

Runnin' from the cops (woah)

Shootin' at these opps (woah)

Yo, Pi'erre, you wanna come out here? (Woah)

Shooting at these opps (what?)

'Cause I run they block (what?) Uh

Give me top (top) uh, in my drop-top

All these hoes gon' flock (flock, flock)

When I drop, yeah (drop, drop)

All these hoes gon' flock (flock, flock)

When I drop, yeah (drop, drop)

All these hoes gon' flock (flock, flock)

When I drop, uh (drop, drop)

Woo, woo, woo, woo (bih)

Woo, woo (bih) woo, woo (bih)

All these hoes want cash (cash)

All these hoes want bags, uh

Fucking on your bitch (bih) uh

I'm her dad (yeah) uh

All these niggas sound like cats, sound like cats (blah)

I'm a soldier, ooh (what?)

Damn, I thought I told you, ooh (what?)

Shootin' like a soldier, ooh (bih)

Like I'm from Magnolia, ooh (what?)

All these niggas (what? What?) always fold (what? What?)

Big bank (what? What?) never fold (What?)

I'm sippin' Act' (what?) fill that shit slowly (hello?)

Bitches on me (what? Bih) say she like my clothing (yeah)

I'm in London (what?) Yung Carti global (what?)

Designer is on me (phew) call it dirty laundry (phew)

All these bitches want Yung Carti (what?) Yung Carti (yeah)

Ayy, Yung Carti, Yung Carti, what? (Hop in the bit', hop in the bit')

Yung Carti, Yung Carti (what? What? Hold on) yeah

All of your bitches, they loose, hold on

All of your bitches, they loose, hold on (yeah)

All of my bitches, they rich, hold on

And they stay rockin' that Rick, hold on

Uh, what? What? Hold on, what? What? Uh (yeah)

Rich, rich (rich)

Cash Carti, bitch (bitch)

Rich, bitch (hold on)

Got a rich clique (hold on)

I'm suckin' on the clit (hold on)

She suckin' on the dick (yeah)

Give that hoe a tip (yeah)

Told her, "Buy some kicks" (kicks)

Ooh, then I brush my teeth (what?)

Hop up in the whip

Glocky in the whip (skrrt)

Glocky in the whip (yeah)

And I'm cocky, fuckin' on a thotty

She just wanna plot me, bitch can't stop me (stop me)

I'm ridin' in a Masi (what? Masi)

This ain't even my Masi (nah)

Hope that's not your thotty (what?)

Your bitch look like a auntie (what?)

Walked in with Ashanti (what?)

Damn, that look like 'Shanti (what?)

Damn, that look like Carti (yeah-yeah)

I think that be Yung Carti

Heard he spent a hundred on a fucking watch piece, that's filthy (phew, what? Woah, woah)

In New York I Milly Rock (what?)

Hide it in my sock (what? What?)

Running from an opp (what? What?)

And I shoot at opp (what? What?) uh, uh (phew)

And I'm on the block (phew) uh, uh (hello?)

And I'm on the block (what?)

In New York I Milly Rock (what?)

Hide it in my sock (what?)

Hide it in my sock (sock)

Selling that rerock (rerock)

What? What? (What?)

What? Uh, what?

In New York I Milly Rock (what?)

Hide it in my sock (what?)

Use to sell rerock, uh

Runnin' from the cops, uh

Shootin' at these opps

You know what I'm sayin'?

Yo (yeah) Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?

Bitch ass nigga, fuck that nigga, man

[boricuacherry-blog]

And the gag is...she's the one with the rank coochie. Just posted on ig about being at the doctor wondering how she got the cooties. The jury is still out on that one...cause the bih is dirty. AF. Allegedly. (According to her).

That STD line didn't help.

Sexyy Red - Shake Yo Dreads

[pomfiores]

something about Vil not touching up his makeup in certain situations.  be it fitness (though he doesn’t wear makeup when that’s happening, not really), beating someone’s ass h a, during a rehearsal shoot, perhaps while cautiously wiping his lip after taking a hit from an attacker and now there’s this look of murder in his eyes.  a lovely sight to behold before he knocks your lights out. when he's done, of course, he fixes it akfjsha but not before swiping his hair back and out of his face after he reminded people of their place