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#this badassification is fueled by someone who called Rodolfo a useless baby without alejandro
callsign-bunnie · 2 years
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Alejandro, injured during a mission: Look, Ghost, I'm not getting out of this one, you need to convince Rudy to leave me behind Ghost: *glances over to Rodolfo who is glaring at him* Look, I don't fear anyone. But, I have a healthy respect for the sanctity of life. That is, the sanctity of my life. That man was going to blow Soap's neck out. Soap's head is giant and an easy target, no, he wanted his neck. You ever get shot in the neck? That's a slow and painful death. I knew that, you knew that, I am confident Rodolfo knows that. When we got to that safehouse, he had plans and everything made. They went perfectly. The only adjustment he had to make was to allow Soap and I to tag along. Do you know how excited he was to blow up his own base? So, look, I don't fear anyone. I certainly don't fear him. But, him chasing me for the rest of my life is inconvenient and in the interest of spending what little bit of my life I hopefully have left not ducking, diving, and evading Hispanic Keannu Reaves, I'm gonna do the intelligent thing and just say no.
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