#this au's white lily is more fucked up and is capable of kicking someone's ass

[cookiesrunaus-whitelily]

Before anyone judges me.

I'm a Gravity Falls fan, and that means I'm aware of the news….. And the fandom.

This fucking idea came to me at three in the morning when I was thinking about the book of Bill while playing Cookie run.

And my thoughts fell on:

"Bill and Shadow Milk share a lot…. but who would be the stanford?"

First I thought Pure Vanilla, but that guy is too much of a saint for that.

Then, remembering what Ford was like….. White Lily popped into my head.

A crazy researcher, curious about the world and willing to make a deal with the devil?.......... Yep, that White Lily

Meet my shadowlily (I have a problem with White Lily ships)

If you're a Gravity Falls fan, you've read the new book and seen tiktok.

You know that right now, we all know that the Billford is canon…. in the weirdest way possible.

Literally the Billford is…. Toxic yaoi of a divorced, one-sided couple. ( jeez, Bill, love yourself a little)

And I literally came up with ShadowLily's ship, here's the context:

White Lily is an investigator of the abnormal and the impossible, her white hair, which was a target of ridicule, gave her a reason to investigate the bizarre.

She arrived in a town and began to investigate, filling three journals of her findings, until she came across a god, who called himself the god of knowledge.

He promised him the greatest secrets of the universe and beyond, in exchange for finding the part that was lost to him and his friends millennia ago.

Rare stones with a strange and unique shape, containing the powers they lost long ago, with them again, they would be whole again.

White Lily worked, along with his best friends, finding the soul jams and creating a vortex between dimensions for the god to pass through so they could see the secrets of their universe, until the jester's true plans were discovered.

There was a fight with her friends, until one pushed her into the danger zone, she ended up sucked into the portal and trapped between the craziest and most dangerous dimensions.

But 20 years later, she is back …. and the jester is waiting for her.