#this ass-wipe better have a comeuppance soon bc good fucking god

[needleslace]

The asshole that owned this house before us was such a fucking diy cheapskate. Incoming rant.

He used plastic valves on plumbing for the house SO GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE WATER ON THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR FUCKING EVERY BUSINESS IS CLOSED. I AM MC-FUCKING-DONE. HOLIDAYS ARE STRESSFUL ENOUGH BUT THIS GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER WAS TOO CHEAP TO SHELL OUT THE EXTRA MONEY FOR THE PROPER VALVES FOR THE PLUMBING SO NOW HIS PENNY PINCHING IS OUR FUCKING PROBLEM. NO WONDER HIS WIFE FUCKING LEFT HIM! THAT WAS WHY THEY WERE SELLING, THEY WERE GETTING DIVORCED! IT IS MORE AND MORE APPARENT THAT THIS JACKASS CUT CORNERS AND CHEAPED OUT ON THE WORST POSSIBLE THINGS. I'LL BET HIS SOON-TO-BE EX GOT FED UP WITH HIS CHEAP ASS TRYING TO PENNY PINCH IN SITUATIONS YOU SHOULDN'T PENNY PINCH FOR.

I AM SO PISSED AT THIS JACKWEED. JUST FUCKING DO THINGS THE RIGHT WAY THE FIRST GODDAMN TIME YOU ABSOLUTE DOUCHE NOZZLE! HE'S AN APPRENTICE ELECTRICIAN AND SOMEHOW THOUGHT INSTALLING AN OUTLET DIRECTLY UNDER A PRESSURE PUMP WAS A GOOD IDEA. SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS NOT!!!! WE ALREADY HAD A PLUMBER OUT TO FIX ANOTHER LEAK HE SUPPOSEDLY FIXED!! IT WAS ONLY FIXED ENOUGH FOR IT TO PASS INSPECTION AND I WANT TO FUCKING DROP THIS ASSWAD ONTO A PIT OF LEGOS!!!