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Since you only know about genshin from tumblr can you please explain it to us?

Ok this is genshin impact told by someone who has only seen the game on tumblr.

Alright let's start off with the plot. So there are these twins right? And they're going about their normal lives doing twin things when suddenly an evil guy starts doing evil guy shenanigans. The twins decide this shit can't go on so they decide to murder him. But he's like super duper powerful so they have to split up. One has to go and collect a bunch of wishes so they can wish him dead and the other has to go around pulling allies (making friends). But the friends twin isn't very good so they have to get people to like pity them just to be their friend (bad way to start a friendship btw). So they split up and that's where the game starts.

There are also a few different characters in genshin, we have these two as the main guys, the twins who crave murder. Though it should be noted that the girl twin (we'll call her genshin while the boy is called Impact) sometimes changes her hair into a ponytail and switches her outfit. Impact might do this too idk.

There's a guy called Child (why does his parents hate him with that name??) who is either very popular or universally hated, there seems to be a bit of a divide here.

There's someone with very long bunny ears.

There's the evil evil bad man with the big hat, this guy! He is the ultimate enemy who wants to end the world or something. Who if you call his name he immediately zaps himself to your location so y'know don't do that.

There may or may not be a venti guy (idk if that's someone's name or if someone likes coffee.

A library witch

An extremely pretty purple haired lady who appears to pull a sword out of her chest???

Zhongli (if I spent that right) I think he's like a demon??? I just know lots of people are in love with him.

This braids kid

There's also another child called klee who i see in YouTube adds all the time they're like "I'm klee and I'm a Knight" before jumping into a river. And I'd just like to add that I'm concerned about the child labour laws in the genshin universe.

Mona but she's not a vampire

There's a fish

One of them is apparently a lawyer???? Going by anime logic i bet they have pink hair and cat ears.

Someone called Cyno apparently

Razor who is a werewolf and probably quite edgy.

And then we have red haired man and blue haired man. They're brothers but they hate each other. The red haired one has fire powers and is the manager of the knights, he's the big boss. While the blue haired one owns a pub and appears to be a pirate. Oh and he has water powers.

And there we go that's genshin impact, a fun game for all the family to enjoy (or you know not cause of all the murder)