#this anon msg did make me piss my pants

[certifiedceraunophile]

The nightmare in question has this amusement in his eyes, this mirth, shallow and thin, a misting screen over a bulging necessity called detachment and beneath all of it there is this chord, that has been struck once, maybe even twice in this moment and it brings him no amusement to find that there indeed exists a chord, for it to be struck.

There is also this derision, the amused kind of course, there is no real agitation within him, there never could be, mightily unmovable that he is, but this derision, it’s the kind only a Deity would know, when loosely bridled subjects prance their thoughts through hurdles and hoops in search of grand but inordinate truths, only to come to the conclusion the Deity himself has found at his feet repeatedly, a conclusion he finds no harm in saying he has blithely kicked with not a mite of acknowledgment, there is this derision that quickly devolves to agitation.

Why do you write like this? Why did you use 160 words to say he's annoyed?

First of all I wanna preface this entire thing by saying that I snorted the last few remaining braincells I had straight out of my nose when I read this, like JFC I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES BY THE TIME I WAS DONE LAUGHING. I personally have never in my life been more entertained by something that pertains to me to such a ridiculous extent.

Like for christ’s sake I understand this comment was sent with ill-intent anon, but oh my god I start snorting every time I read it. So really thank you dear anon for making me laugh until it hurt, I truly appreciate it, and I must say I’m not laughing @ you, I’m indeed laughing @ myself bc like you’re honestly not wrong, like THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THAT PASSAGE, me using 160 words (another thing that cracks me up  anon is the thought of you sitting there and counting each word to tell me that) to say that he’s annoyed.

Like youre seriously not wrong here and  seeing you put it so frankly like that makes me lose my shit every time. 

But none of this answers your question dearest anon, the question being

why do I write like this?

I mean why indeed?

Ironically enough, simply put in the simplest of words 

it’s bc I’m a pretentious mf YOU LIL BITCH.