#this actually has to be the most unhinged and mindless thing i've ever dreamed of EVER

[outtox1cated]

A little while ago, i had a dream about going to the theaters with my friends to watch 'Ultrakill: The Movie', directed and written by... Adam Sandler.? I can't recall exactly what happened in it but god it was an absolute fever dream and i ironically wish it was real (funnily enough Adam sandler didn't even show up at all, i just knew that he made the movie. or my friends said so. idk anymore)

The movie was basically about V1 going to Hell to gather up like all of the characters in Ultrakill to defeat this random supervillain who wants to destroy Earth because humanity wasn't extinct yet somehow and this guy is just.. tired of everything and he just popped out of nowhere to kill everyone? the majority of the things that happened is V1 just hanging out in Hell and later on Earth with its squad (V2, Gabriel, Minos, Ferryman, Sisyphus and this guy*? who the hell is this???)

^ *this is how the The Guy in question looked like. literally where did you come from

Nobody was bothered by the fact that they looked.. uh. a "little" different compared to humans so they could do anything without a problem (aside from, y'know. murder), until the supervillain showed up and revealed himself to be Jimmy Motherfucking Neutron. After a 15 minute long fight scene, Jimmy won against all of them SOMEHOW and was about to crush V2's head with his bare fucking hands, but Mirage appeared out of nowehere, pulled out a laser weapon from the area (she would probably do that but girl what the fuck how dare you jumpscaring me like that) and penis blasted Jimmy to death.

Next thing i remember there was a time skip and the squad was doing their own things at a house and everyone was doing perfectly fine (except The Guy i guess) despite being beaten up by a 10 year old who gained godly powers out of nowhere. and if you thought this wouldn't get any more unhinged, i'm so sorry but this is the worst (and best) part- Mirage and V2 was looking at @canon-gabriel-quotes's blog and was listening to an audio on max volume of V1 repeatedly making metal pipe sounds while Gabe is quietly whimpering, then shouted "OH FUCK YES, I'M FINALLY REACHED MYULTIMADE OOMFIE FORM" (??????). everyone in the room looked at Gabe in confusion and disgust at the same time, then tried to figure out if him and V1 actually did it or it is Gianni being a little silly again because Gabe just couldn't say a thing. suddenly, the two started making out without a warning, then everything morphed into a painting that looked like something Salvador Dalí would make andddddd end credits roll... but the image of V1 and Gabriel making out was in the background for the whole time until the film ended. everyone in the theater was sobbing their eyes out, except me and my buddies who were silently sitting in our seats, trying to process what the fuck did we just watch.

then i woke up to a stomach ache

so yeah i think i need to see a therapist very urgently-