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chaos-coming · 2 years ago

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There was this reeally annoying drunk white girl(tm) at the bar during my shift last night, and she kept requesting the Absolute Worst Music saying she wanted to dance, and if i didnt put on her shitty miley cyrus song or w e. shed come back 10 minutes later whining wheres my song. Firstly how do you dance to that (the answer was. very badly).

Second, girlie i hate to break it to you but youre not being cute. Clearly thought she was tho, in like peak Drunk White Girl behavior, whining and falling over the bar and after the 3rd 'last song' i just turned the music off to save my ears. And all i could think is, thank fuck i actually have taste

#like my dude why would i play your shit in the middle of a deep house lineup first of all #second you arent the only one in the bar idgaf das du wilst tanzen #third we were closing in 15 minutes idc about your party go to another bar to dance #fourth this is why i dont go for basic white girls it was just like. so unsexy #fifth i have rarely felt as gay(bi) as i did watching this chick bat her eyelashes at me trying to be cute and i like felt my dick shrink #also i was super grumpy and closed exactly at 11 fuck your unexpected party the boss neglected to share that info with me #bc hes allergic to communication and dislikes mr specifically #so my manager said fuck him and i complied #i also took a generous tip for my unpaid labor and sufferings lol #ohh and she stuck her sleeve Directly in the spill ob tge bar i was milliseconds from cleaning up #girlie youre not a hot mess ur just a mess #got i hate the end of the semester

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