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rediscovered guilty gear i am obsessed with these two freakazoids and no one else
#i give these two a little smooch and throw them into a bonfire <3#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#a.b.a#paracelsus#a.b.a x paracelsus#freaky activities!!!!#its been two days and i have NOT stopped drawing them#IGNORE THAT I FUCKED UP THE JOKR ON THE THIRD IMAGE I FORGOT HE WAS ALREADY RUSTING BY THE TIME SHE WOKE UP!!!!
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i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?
#s1 Morgwen#morgwen#this is my third time posting this but also my last bc I’m done tweaking it#it had some major contrast issues as well as the fact that they weren’t even looking each other in the eye before#Merlin bbc#Merlin#Morgana#guinevere#morgana x gwen#Morgana pendragon#morgana le fay#Merlin fanart#merlin bbc fanart#merlin art#morgwen art#lesbians#procreate#digital art#fanart#queen guinevere#artists on tumblr#lord why didn’t Gwen say she was loyal to Morgana and mean it#Morgana they could never make me hate u#Morgana stop trying to kill or ruin Gwen’s life ur gay for her okay#when she woke up from a nightmare of Gwen being married to Arthur i almost audibly laughed#Morgana u big homo#I’m gonna draw Gwen in one of her pretty purple/pink dresses but i wanted to do specifically season 1 and I don’t remember her wearing any
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entered the post breakup stage where im apparently now listening to noah kahan. i have managed to avoid this mans music for years how is this happening.
#ALSO i know its conan gray but one of my friends send me a reel yesterday that said id like to thank my partner for breaking up with me just#in time for the third of december#cause the song heather#and i nearly threw something#(i did listen to it tho)#not a tag#from saph#anyway long winded way of saying that ive listened to stick season 5 times already today#i woke up like a half hour ago
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guy wakes up in a place he recognizes but doesn't know why or how he got there. he's a bit confused but he lives out the next few hours just like he normally would, just a bit dazed. but once he goes to sleep, it immediately restarts back to where he woke up.
he realizes this is a time loop... but something is different about it.
he realizes pretty quickly that this is some sort of dreamscape. it's a time loop, but for some reason, things around him do change, and he can pretty easily change things too just by thinking of them, like a lucid dream. but he always wakes up in media res once it gets to some sort of end point, and no one else around him remembers previous loops.
as he's trying to figure out what the goal is to end the loop, he's suddenly thrown for a loop when he's attacked and killed by someone he's never seen before. he wakes back up, shaken, but at least it was something new and out of his control.
he starts to go about as he had been but is killed again. faster and faster, sooner and sooner after he wakes up, he's killed by increasingly horrifying ways, all because of this other dude. finally, it stops when he manages to get a word in to the other guy before he's killed. turns out this guy is also in the time loop, and our guy was the first thing he saw that was different. thinking he was the test, or had something to do with it, he attacked him. his time was reset, so he knew he was onto something, hence the repeat killings. he was obviously taking this a lot harder than the first guy.
they decided to work together and figure out a way to stop the loop. they could both affect things with their lucidity and they tested what they could do. they could do a lot, though none of it seemed to matter. if one of them died, or got to some sort of "end point," they'd both reset. they slowly stopped really trying to get out and started just enjoying their time. they imagined things they'd always wanted to experience or see, and it would happen. it was fun.
eventually, they started noticing a certain girl was around more than any other person. she didn't seem to also be in a time loop, but she wouldnt completely forget who they were with each reset, either. they decided to befriend her and bring her along because it was nice to have company after all this time. she enjoyed the experiences they were conjuring but didn't find it incredibly impossible like a real life person would at seeing what was essentially magic. typical dream-based character acceptance behavior.
at one point, they're sitting on the pavement of a parking lot watching the sunset they thought up of, just talking casually. guy one notices that the sunset starts moving backward and forward in time, rhythmically, preventing the sun from setting. things would "escape" their control sometimes, but he realized the sun was going up and down at the same rhythm that the girl was rocking back and forth. she simply looked upon it in calm awe, not acknowledging that she may be influencing it. before guy one could say anything, guy two reached past him and shot her in the head.
time did not reset.
things went on, as much as it does in a dreamscape time loop, and they had settled into some kind of pattern of normalcy. most days they didn't even talk about trying to get out of there. they were able to carve some comfort out of their situation.
eventually, guy two runs up to guy one with the girl. he's excited and says he's thought of another thing to try to get them out. he says they just need to get into a truck and drive backwards really fast. confused, guy one asks why he thinks this would work at all. guy two says he has no idea. he just knows it'll work. he has a feeling.
so they go to an open nature area with a long road and conjure up a pickup truck. guy two is driving, with guy one in the passenger seat and the girl in the small backseat. guy two revs up and barrels backwards, whooping and celebrating the stunt, saying they're getting out of here.
guy one sees the trees whip by. they go over a bridge crossing a lake. the sky is bright with sun. he looks at guy two. his eyes are wild, his mouth in a gruesome open smile as he hollers. the girl in the backseat simply looked on in ignorant bliss.
guy one knew then.
he opened his door and jumped out, tucking and rolling. as he did, he thought about the truck barreling backwards off a cliff. when he stopped and got up, he saw just that. time slowed as the truck lost traction with the road and started to soar. guy two's face fell as he saw guy one standing there, looking down at them from the edge, face solemn. a look of shocked realization spread across his face as he descended towards the ground below.
then i woke up with a splitting headache. so. i guess i escaped the time loop???
#this is all 1000% true btw#all of this happened. i actually left OUT some details but these were the story beats#literally as i was waking up i thought this was a black mirror episode or something that i was remembering#i edited it out eventually but i first started this post with 'can someone tell me if this was a dream or something ive seen before'#cuz i started writing as soon as i woke up#as i became more lucid i realized it was a million percent a dream lol#but holy shit. how meta???#my dreams are often like movies like this but i haven't had one in a lonnng time#and they're never about THIS sort of thing#and it HAD AN ENDING!!! THAT ACTUALLY GOES ALONG WITH ME WAKING UP???#it's actually kinda freaking me out. a little bit#dream#dreams#dream diary#time loop#lucid dreaming#to be clear i was not lucid dreaming but the characters were lol#it was half third person half pov of guy one#mine#writing#dude this dream had acts. sorry structure. consistent plot. an ending that tracks with the beginning. hello?
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sleeves!!!
we hit day 2 with 4 hours and 33 minutes, 2 hours were getting (an inch of) progress on my cardigan
the other two were spent doing 7 sunburst squares, because my sweater is quickly getting too big for my purse, and I've been wanting to make project bags to help organize so this is perfect
#craftember2024#knitting#crochet#see I wasn't joking about that inch of progress thing#you truly will be getting an inch of progress#as evidenced by my safety pin delineating where I started today#also this is technically going up on the third#because I got too into knitting and was nearly late to my shift#so I didn't have time to take pics#anyways#it's four hours because I woke up stupid early#as in two hours before my shift at work#and then my bus commute is roughly an hour and half each way#so you can see how me making my goal 20 minutes was mostly for days I don't work#which starts tomorrow because I'm a Sunday through Wednesday graveshifter now
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Kiyoomi scrunches her nose. She’ll never get Motoya’s obsession with plants. It was fine when it was just succulents, those are easy enough to take care of, but flowers fucking reek.
It’s not a bad smell per say, but it’s stupidly strong in this shop, even with her mask up. They’re pretty at least, she’ll give them that.
She’s debating between the pretty blue flowers and the silly, warm yellow ones. Motoya should have never trusted her judgment, how’s she supposed to resist the urge to tease her for always being in a yellow coloured team? At least Kiyoomi can say she’s escaped it in the Black Jackals cause gold isn’t yellow.
“Is there anythin’ I can help you with?” A pretty blonde girl in a red apron asks. Kiyoomi nearly jumps out of her skin, where’d she come from?
“Um, can I get these?” Kiyoomi points at the two, ready to bolt out of here because Employee Girl is way too gorgeous for her to not make a fool out of herself. Her palms are sweaty and she’s so grateful her mask is covering half her face.
The girl leans in way too close to Kiyoomi’s space and reads the labels, “Cornflower and fressia? I can put them together for you but d’you wanna check out the white freesia’s instead? They’d be real pretty together.”
“Yeah, sure.” Kiyoomi could be asked for her credit card information right now and she’d hand it over no questions asked. What did she ask her for again?
“Great, they’re over this way.” Employee Girl walks away and what else is Kiyoomi supposed to do but follow?
The flowers they stop at all look the same to Kiyoomi but she holds her breath as the girl talks about a few different ones, pointing them out and saying stuff about how pretty things look prettier together. Her name tag reads “Miya O.” A pretty name for a pretty girl. She wonders what the O stands for.
“That sound good?”
Kiyoomi nods, Miya’s voice sounds great in fact.
“Well you’re in luck! We finished our orders for today so I can put it together for ya right now but please submit a request a few days in advance next time. We’re pretty busy during the afternoon so ya picked a decent time to come in.”
Miya picks a few different flowers and the blue ones from before – the cornflowers – and heads to the back. Kiyoomi wants to protest but she’s just a customer and Miya’s an employee doing her job.
Miya peeps her head out after closing the door. She bites her lip before calling out, “Can I ask ya for a favour?”
“Uh, sure.”
“If ya see a girl with my face try an’ clock in, tell her she’s s’pposed to be in bed right now. My sister’s a bit of a workaholic, I stole her name tag this mornin’ for her own good.”
She assumes Miya means that she’s a twin but that’s not fair to her at all. She’s just a girl. Kiyoomi only hopes she won’t have to see the two of them together. One pretty girl’s bad enough for her heart as is.
The time passes by in a blur. At one point she’s keeping a vague eye out for Miya’s clone to walk in while looking at the different flowers; the next she’s being given her bouquet, paying for it, and waving bye to the prettiest girl in the world.
Oh well, it’s not like she’s the main character in a yuri manga.
Kiyoomi drops off the flowers at Motoya’s. She’s supposedly too busy taking care of her sick girlfriends to make the trip herself. Kiyoomi wonders if that excuse is just bullshit since it’s been months and she’s still not met Osamu and Rin yet. Unfortunately, Motoya’s apartment’s stuffy and reeks of sickness so maybe there’s some truth to Motoya’s words.
Maybe.
“You got the flowers?” Motoya closes her room door behind her, thankfully right before a loud sneeze is released by one of her definitely real girlfriends. Well there goes that bet Kiyoomi had going with Yachi.
“Yeah, I still don’t get why you can’t have a normal hobby. These things die in like, a week.”
Motoya fusses over the flowers for a bit, making them nice and pretty in a clean vase that held her last bouquet. “One, Samu gets all blushy when I give her flowers and two, I just like them. It’s low stakes responsibility that forces me to have my shit together.”
Kiyoomi snorts. Motoya’s always had her shit together, even if it looks like a mess on the outside. Her cousin is one of the most ruthlessly competent people she knows.
“Hey Kiyo, where’d you get these by the way?” Motoya asks cutting the store tag off a stem.
“Doesn’t it say there?” Kiyoomi asks. “Miya’s Boutique I think.”
“Well whichever employee rang you up left you a little something.” Motoya tosses the label to her with a smug little smirk.
Kiyoomi wants to shove her hand into her face to wipe it off, but Motoya would lick her first and she doesn’t want to think about where her tongue’s been, sick partners or not.
She takes a look at the what Motoya meant and pretends like the name and numbers aren’t sending a rush of blood straight to her face. She carefully tucks it into a pocket while maintaining eye contact with her menace of a cousin. Motoya can smell the smallest twinge of embarrassment in a crowd and she is not to be trusted to mind her own business.
She laughs at nothing, like the airhead Kiyoomi’s always known her to be, but there’s something unsettling in the knowing glint in her eyes. Kiyoomi firmly ignores it: if it isn’t acknowledged, it isn’t real.
“Oh this is killing me, Kiyo you’ve gotta come over next week. Please I think I’ll die.” Motoya abandons her flowers in favour of hanging off of her arm and giving her stupid puppy eyes. “You can bring whoever left you their number. Actually, please bring them, you’ve gotta.”
Fuck, how’s Kiyoomi supposed to say no to her puppy eyes.
“Fine, but fat chance I bring her over.”
Motoya sniffs hautily, like Kiyoomi’s doing her a great disservice. “You’ll regret it.”
“Doubt it,” Kiyoomi sighs, hoping future-her doesn’t give in to Motoya’s ridiculous demands.
She leaves with a halfhearted wave, feeling preemptive disappointment in herself because she knows Motoya’s not going to let her go so easily. Whatever. She’s got better things to spend her energy on.
How many i's in a “hi” is too desperate to send?
#woaw i called atsumu pretty so many times. i had to replace a few w other words but you alr know femtsumu's the prettiesttt#anyways she's neither a msby member or an official employee of miya's boutique but a secret third thing !!#also she 100% lied abt orders for the day being done and rushed to finish everything she had left lol. she's equally down bad ehehe#toya's gonna have a laugh when omi walks in w atsumu hanging off her while snos and skts have a spiderman meme moment#alright those tags out of the way#HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAIA MY BELOVEDD#woke up saw it was your birthday and wrote this for you my fellow fem skts lover <33#it's absolute nonsense plot-wise but since it's me writing it. it's cute and incredible and everything ever :D#also if there's mistakes here shh. i was editing while watching suna beeing yeeted and omi get kidnapped on [ ]'s stream on the server#okay real tags:#haikyuu#haikyuu fic#miya atsumu#sakusa kiyoomi#sakuatsu#maz writes#my fic
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And everytime we touch I get this feeling
And when I fall asleep, there come the air raids
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LET’S GOOOO!!!!!! Another Big Run is happening! And it’s a golden wildcard rotation too!
#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#grand festival#bro I just woke up and am greeted to splatoon news#this is the third time this has happened#but i’m not complaining
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hello followers of rori rotisseries im aware that you are likely very fucked in the head to have found yourself here but I would still like to publicly disclaim that my story, the blood of serpents, is much better than just narines wound sex in fact I would argue that ASIDE THE BULLYING OF A SELECT FEW narines in fact has nothing to do with tbos. im so sorry if you read that snippet without context. i am ashamed. narines isn’t even a canon ship in the story PLEASE BELIEVE ME. IS ANYONE LISTENING. STOP REBLOGGING THE POST RORI I SWEARRRR
omg guys did any of you read the narines snippet please tell me let's talk about it
#hella it would be right up the alley of so many of my mutuals#so I'm not apologizing#love that this ask is from 6 hours ago also. how did you feel when I woke up and rbed the post a third time#ask#tbos-main#hi hella!#anyway it's genuinely so good I am going to subject everyone to it forever
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They keep delaying my damn flight
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I have to take two more lots of penicillin today I'm gonna fucking SCREAM (vent in the tags)
#vent tw#vomit tw#i thought tablets would be better than the liquid i had earlier in the year#bc i had to have these massive capsule antibiotcs recently and i was able to have those easy despite usually being terrible with pills#and my mom had some capsule penicillin recently so i thought id have the same thing#nope!#im having phenoxymethylpenicillin#and its the most disgusting thing in the fucking world!!!!!!#and its so bitter and big it triggers my gag reflex so i have to fight to get these two massive pills down my painful ass throat#had to try and fall asleep earlier after taking them bc they made me feel so much fucking worse#might have to call up the doctors and ask if theres anything else i can have because oh my god i hate this shit#id even have liquid over this because despite the taste lingering at least i havent been throwing it back up#i have like 24 more of these fucking tablets or smth like that#it was meant to be more but i lost two earlier to throwing up for the first time in my life!!!! 💀#if i ever have tonsilittis again istfg its the most miserable experience ever bc its like every illness combined plus disgusting ass tablets#also if ive misepelled anything im so sorry like i said i had to sleep after my last lot so i just woke up#about to take my third technically fourth lot of the day wish me luck :(
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Girl help I've become a trekie a few decades late.
#in other news im still hysterical over yhe movies (which are the only ones ive seen i have not seen the og series yet lol)#but i cannot belive chekov gets brain damage in 2 of the 6 movies#thats ONE THIRD OF THE TIME GUYS#how is he still alive#and also whenever this happens he just.#goes to work the very same day as soon as he wakes up????#in the fourth one i get it#sure he just fell off a military ship onto straight concrete and burst blood vessels in his brain#and almost got a hole drilled into his skull#and only woke up after bones used his weird little machine to fix it#but he doesn't have time to worry about that#theyre outlaws at the moment with only them aboard yhe ship its all hanfs on deck of course he has to go back to work as soon as he gets up#BUT THE SECOND MOVIE???#not only should he take a break after getting mind controlled via deadly brain worms#THEY SHOULD NOT LET HIM HAVE ACCESS TO SHIP EQUIPMENT#the man could still be brainwashed!#or if not that fighting the headache of all time#do NOT let him shoot the missiles after that!!!!#anyways scotty getting a concussion after walking straight into a pole was the most disrespectful thing that happened in the 5th movie#at least chekov gets some dignity when he sustains massive brain trauma!#scotty just#walks into a pole#star trek#star trek: tos#the original series#pavel chekov#hikaru sulu#montgomery scott#art#fanart
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I just had the most fucked up and horrific nightmare and I swear my brain was trying to pull me out of it because it kept getting worse but also I woke up in like three different beds in succession in my dream before waking up in real life. Horrifying.
#literally tell me why the three beds i woke up in were also so horribly cursed too#like my mind was trying to make sure i knew i wasn't fully awake or aware yet#the first bed i was literally sleeping with both of my exes fucking KILL ME#the second bed i woke up and i was alone in my dad's house (when i used to house sit for him the only place to sleep was his bed)#and the third bed was WITH the last unmentionable person to destroy me emotionally after i thought he loved me SO KILL ME AGAIN#nightmare bed rotation (literally)#dont mind me#I'm just freaked out#also my pets were there but I'm not going to talk about it because it was sad and fucked up#but another reason i think my brain was trying to get me to realize it wasn't real bc my dead dog was there too with my alive cat#idk man#freaky inception shit just casually went on in my brain#I'm going to stay up for a lil while i think...#🥴🥴🥴#BOTH OF MY EXES AT THE SAME TIME?? BRUH C'MON
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anyone else remember the time i had to turn off asks for like a week bc someone guessed my f/o TWO DAYS INTO THIS DAMN BLOG
#i woke up and received my. third ask of all time. and nearly fucking died#.mei chats#IT WAS SO BAD#but funny#I DIDNT EVEN JNOW HOW TUMBLR WORKED AND I THINK I HAD LIKE 5 MUTUALS I WAS SO CONFUSED
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as a russian who doesn't talk to russian people online what the shit is happening there hello
look man i myself have put in the effort to Not talk to online russians for like (checks hand) 7 or so years (of course i’ve met some really great ones but this isn’t about them and they probably know it) but i’m sure the community didn’t change much. actually from the glimpses i see it seems to have gotten worse. don’t even get me startedddddd man
#Like okay first we have the misogynist dudebros. not a category exclusive to online russians but#there are so many it’s fucking crazy. homophobic to hell and back and Will hate on you for no reason#alpha male type mfs who hate women but will still harass them because of course they will#the second category of course is weird unironic fujoshis who are also usually proshippers#and they are either 12 (forgivable) or 25 and the thing is you can NEVER tell. But it’s kind of fucked how#acceptable it is to just straight up fetishize gay men (hell probably not only them) in online russian communities#and listen to me. the secret third category is that there is no third category. Both of these categories are racist#deer was right i have never seen a community more racist or xenophobic than fucking online russians#you draw a character one shade darker than their usual skintone and suddenly you got annoying as fuck russians in your comments going#BRO BURNT IN THE SUNNN 🤣🤣🤣 ENGLISH FANDOM LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE !!! <- in recent times they have taken to blaming the english fandom for#‘wokefying��� their sacred online russian spaces. Of course we can only be woke enough to fetishize gay men. god forbid black people exist#now the actual third category is the online russian tеrf/radfеm community. it seems recent to me but also as i said i have not really#interacted with russian comminity as a whole for a long while. But yea anyways they’re crazy i dont think i have to explain this one#but they’re somehow more evil and miserable than the ones you’re used to#another recent one is the russian twitterians … i’ve only seen glimpses of them as well as i dont use twitter#but you will not believe the shit these mfs try to pull. They try to get you to stop swearing at all bc they find a way to make every#russian swear word offensive. AND they speak fucking … englussian. rusglish. Half of their sentences are just english words written in#russian letters. all the same buzzwords english speaking twitter users like to say!#if you’ve never seen a russian talk about feminization or gatekeeping or being woke or yadda yadda. Well i have#it’s bad. they’re just very very terminally online#and don’t worry the last two categories will also always be racist/xenophobic even if the last one tries to seem Progressive#don’t know if i missed anytning but those are just the Specific Types of annoying asf online russians that i have noticed and have been#observing from a safe distance like a scientist#my point is keep not talking to russian people#cramswering#edit: I FORGOT BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW ONLINE RUSSIANS TREAT TRANS PEOPLE#YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE WAY THEY REACT TO TRANS HEADCANONS IT’S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD TO THEM. OR TRANS CHARACTERS#OR GOD FORBID ACTUAL REAL LIFE TRANS PEOPLE. it’s actually quite incredible how bigoted online russians are
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guess who slept through the fire alarm last night...
#well the first one at least i woke up the second and third times#i mean i guess it was only the first?#anyway...#ramblings
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