#thinking abt that one song from kim petras

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gojo satoru serving cunt and looking hot asl when he finally got unboxed it’s RIDICULOUS… 😩 AND LOOK AT HIM CLENCHING HIS BALLS PUNCHING URAUME WHO IS DOING IT LIKE HIM?????

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It's halfway through the year! Got any favorite albums/books/tv shows/whatever to recommend?

BRIANA!!!!! this is such a fun and sweet little 'project' and i'm so flattered you included me!!! thank you so much :D

when i do recs i alwaaayyysss do it based on what i think the person asking wld enjoy BUT i'm also reading this ask as kind of just an invitation to do the *sped up guy talking and writing on a whiteboard* meme SO disclaimer for you specifically i wld actually recommend the games, movies, and (some of the) music i'm gonna talk abt. the rest of the stuff probably not but knock urself out i guess! (also some of this stuff i watched based on your recs anyway lol!)

movies:

Freaks (1932)

I did not expect this movie to be like....as empathetic and timeless as it is. this movie is a masterpiece, highly recommend--the story is great, its treatment of ability is very compelling, and the camerawork is some of the best i've ever seen PERIOD

Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)

this movie is a lot of fun! the humor in it feels very modern and the characters are enjoyable in a way i don't really expect of movies from this era (yes, even pre-code movies like this one). also there's some jabs in here abt the depression that relate to food that are very funny retroactively ("who eats meat anymore?" and re: them stealing a bottle of cow's milk 'they already stole it from the cow')

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

this movie is SO indulgent of the weird girl fantasy and i LOVE IT FOR THAT!!!!!! i do love a movie that says "you know that thing you cannot and SHOULD NOT have in the real world that other movies make a point of reiterating??? NOT US!!!!" yeah lisa have ur zombie boyfriend and kill everyone. go nuts

Monkey Man (2024)

this movie was just like...overall not my style but i did enjoy it! i think dev patel did a great job with it and picked a really important story to tell. also kid is a great character

Saving Face (2004)

I really liked the interconnection of plots here! I think this movie could have been EITHER abt Wil being gay or Hwei-Lan being pregnant but putting it all together makes something really special. felt like an ode to the messiness of being human and the joy of that messiness

music:

LAUGHINGFISH by Black Dresses (2024)

you know me I love black dresses! not my favorite album of theirs ever but a very chilled out record that i appreciate right abt this point in my life. i love the sounds in cat cup ALSO these sort of sighing panicky sounds accompanied w the mantra "I can't do it/I'm too scared/what if people think I'm weird" said in just this heartbreaking earnestness? LOVE. also i love the story in if you find me gone a lot

LUBE by Adam Lambert (2024)

this fucks adam good on you for branching out into being raunchy!

Slut Pop Miami by Kim Petras (2024)

this album is just so fucking funny above it all. I'm a penis genius I'M A SEMEN JESUS????? like not just hilarious things to say but also hilarious things that are kind of hard to say and subvert your expectations (i.e., the phrase "semen demon") okay kim i see you! get fucked also goes super hard

Super Over by Leah Kate (2023)

fun, exactly what it sets out to be, love super over and space

In My Room by Julia Wolf (2024)

Off With Her Tits by Allie X (2024)

oh my GOD this song is up there w/ i must increase my bust lords of acid crazy fucking robot body snowblood and plastic slayyyter for making me Feel Gender Things

Finger by Scene Queen (2024)

scene queen never stop making gay sex bops PLEASE

Flyana Boss

these two just make bops that's all i can say. shout out to yeaaa and skateboard

Kind of Stuck, Poser, and Feel My Feelings by Girli (2024)

kind of stuck is the soundtrack of me being 25 :P

KILLDOZER by Kim Dracula (2021)

HELLBOUND II by PLVTINUM (2023)

okay look. raised eyebrows @ plvtinum's whole shtick but i do find the hyperpopy sound + brooding straight man (i presume?) premise fascinating. and i do like music and media that excites me. and it sounds good!

Alter Ego by Doechii (2024)

NA NA NA NA NA NA THESE HOS AIN'T PHASING ME, PHASING ME, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BOO BOO BITCH YOU DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME!!!!!

ABRACADABRA by Borgore x CupcaKke x Chase Icon (2023)

KISS THE RING by Riotgrrrldarko (2023)

THERE'S SOMETHING HERE OKAY. definitely rgd's sound TECHNICALLY could be refined a lot but i think if she keeps in on this we're going to get some really awesome music out of her

QUEEN DEGENERATE by SNOW WIFE (2023)

Hazer by Lauren Bousfield feat. Ada Rook (2023)

yes this song fucks but also i just love the "face the hurt that ya carry inside!" goofy sample in the beginning so hard

Jennifer's Body by Nxdia (2024)

i've also generally been enjoying what Ayesha Erotica, ODETARI, and 6arelyhuman are doing (together or otherwise) :)

shows:

Bravern (2024)

BRAVEEEERRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! this show is the absolute love of my life. this show surprised me, made me FEEL THINGS in ways that i haven't felt from a piece of media in years. it's audiacious, it loves being audacious, it just makes me fucking smile!!!!! i love u bravern!!!!!!

Sasaki and Miyano (2022-2023)

this is cute :)

games:

My Time at Sandrock

this game is fun AND oh my GOD the story is so intricately constructed? you wouldn't expect it to be but it totally is

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

i don't have too much to say just yet bc i haven't done as many playthroughs as i'd like but like. there are some Choices re: this game's story and also like. polyamory that are. eh. but overall i've been having a lot of fun w this game and i do really appreciate the complexity the game adds into the history and dynamics of the settlers AND the gardners

as for books i'm not actually sure i've read any fiction this year LOLLLLLL i DO love theory at heart and also i read all day for work and love analyzing literature much more than reading it anyway so

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this took to long to get back to, life a bitch, but thank you for the tag!! im in an oversharing mood so LETSGOOOO

Nickname: rich/richie, people irl have other things they call me like gremlin/feral child, feral fairy (especially my mum) money face (my dad). but my favourites are from my mums side of the family. I’ve got cherub (ironic), little (cousins name) (bc we are FREAKISHLY similar, not just in appearance, but personality. she has a 2yo who will consistently look at me like ‘you’re mum, but you’re not mum and im confused’ i love this kid so much) my favourite is my uncle, i ADORE my uncle and the only “niece/nephew”s he had is me an my brother, now i’m not out to him (he would absolutely not care and love me no matter what, im just not there) so mostly i get ‘beautiful niece’ which i love, but my favourite is ‘my favourite niece’ because it always leads to the conversation of -‘im your only niece’ -’yeah but youre still my favourite” and then continues down the rabit hole

Height: 5’7 and i have BEEF with my height, i was supposed to be 5’10. i was robbed of THREE WHOLE INCHES

The last thing I googled: flower delivery [REDECTED] (i bought flowers for my mumma)

Song stuck in my head: unholy -sam smith and kim petras . it played like 8 times at work yesterday and then again this morning

Number of followers: fucked if i know??? (i just checked and its like 50. it’s not something i care abt at all. i post my silly little shit for me and my silly little friends)

Amount of sleep: not enough. the BEST night sleep ive gotten in my whole life was the night i did a sleep study, and i didnt sleep enough to get any usable data and i think thats funny

Dream job: TROPHY BOYFRIEND or a librarian

Wearing: my mums old company shirt and shorts bc its fuckin muggy today and i dont want to turn on the aircon yet

Movie/book that summarizes you: i have zero fuckin clue, my personality is curated specifically for you

Favorite song currently: looking for somebody (to love) - the 1975

Aesthetic: literal rags, i dont dress in real cloths nearly as much as id like to so its falling apart graphic tees and leggings/jeans

Favorite author: idk, ive only just stared reading physical books again in the bast 6 monthsRandom facts: this one is my fave atm. timothée chalamet has always given me gender envy, but it didn’t get that bad until last year when the ongoing joke became ‘he is my #1 enemy and the loml and as soon as i see him it’s on sight’. i stockholm syndromed myself into loving him. i would kill for and kill (affectionate) this man. no one said parasocial relationships had to be purely positive)

who ever wants to, but im calling out @marlenemckinnons @fenix-films @muggleofcoffee @deargyul @sezzabean

15 questions 15 tags

@anemicc-royalty thanks for the tag :)

nickname: everyone calls me Limo in here

height: 158cm the last time I checked (5.18 feet)

the last thing I googled: cm to feet convertor

song stuck in my head currently: none :( no songs head empty

number of followers: where do I even see that number? I think it's double digits, though, maybe triple digits now with the pornbot epidemy

amount of sleep: not enoughhh

dream job: *stares blankly off to the distance* what is a job. what is a dream

Seriously though, I haven't got the slightest idea what I might want to do for a living. There was a short period of time when I wanted to be a veterinary doctor as a kid. Now I'm low-key aiming for a massage certificate. Whatever I do must be compatible with running my family's farm, too, as Mum would never forgive us if we let it die, and neither of my siblings are inclined to doing it. And I like the animals, I'm just extremely insecure about my ability to get things done.

Wearing: The same dark blue T-shirt I've been wearing for a week *sighs in should do her laundry* (it's washed and dry but i need to put it away adjaldjad), thin black leggins and warm pink socks

movie/book that summarises you: I don't know, I didn't finish The Catcher In The Rye back when I picked it up but it did have some sentences in there

favourite song currently: brother by Madds Buckley. Not me feeding my Black Brother Brainrot

aesthetic: cottagecore I guess but with far far far more actual horseshit not a single white dress in sight

favourite authors: I read sooo many books by Bernard Cromwell when I was in my History Books Era. Terry Pratchett, too

Random facts: hmm 'kay so we have this old pony from Sweden who hurt her eye when she was younger and is blind in the eye. And now the eye is prone to growing more veins than it should, if I understood correctly? Usually when it happens with cats and dogs the eyeball gets removed, so that's the long term solution, though we'll have it done in spring/summer.

no pressure tags forrrrrrrr uh @ncoincidences @secretpersona8 @girlresting @regulusarchieblack @sayosdreams @moth-lover-not-mother @lostmykeysie @natache @audreyshelly @fantasticbeastsnwheretohidethem @bythehearts @so--many-fandoms @academic114

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ult group tag  💕

tagged by the sweetest @jintae @kooseokss & @dnaez \ @dnaes

rules: answer the following questions for your ult group

who was your first bias?

- hobi

who is your bias now?

- 2seok, sun & moon.... i'm just the typical astrology loving gay (but also yoon is trailing v closely by)

what was the first mv you watched by them?

- black swan art film

what’s your favorite mv?

- first of all, fuck you. second if we don't include mixtapes; black swan, ego & run

if you could listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

- good day but also jamais vu, baepsae, outro: tear, ugh!, every cypher, trivia love, every seokjin\hobi\tae solo

who would you want to see them collab with?

- mitski, kim petras, shinee and oh my gosh i will sell my first born for rap line x clipping. 

what mv concept do you want to see them do?

- victorian gothic vampires 🖤🥀⛓🔪🩸 but also super pink soft gentle eternal gleaming fairies 💗✨🩰🧚🌸 and hobi taking the boys to hopeworld!! if it's to dis-ease bonus points 👌

have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

-  v recently!! for the first time ever!!! a incrediblely sweet dream where i attended their masterclass? lecture? and yoon was sitting in the crowd behind me (i guess bc of his shoulder? idk) and while the boys talked on stage he "secretly" played around with the audience using these huge cards against humanity cards like he held the answers to audience members black cards and as the boys wrapped up on stage i leaned over to ask him if i could ask him v small quick q and he was all smiles and said ofc!! and i asked if he himself recorded the birds in set me free and if yes what birds were they and if he wanted that breeds specifically; r they the ones he hear every morning outside his window or did he went somewhere especially to record them....and he got really excited abt my question and replied he did recorded them himself and he won't tell me all now bc it's smth he wants to talk abt lengthily "i promised i'll do album review right? that's going to be the first thing i'll talk about i promise i really want to" OH MY GOD I'M TYPING TOO MUCH (shout out to rachel the only reason i remember this is bc i wrote it down to her as soon as i woke up, ty for putting up with me ily 💖) but if you've read till here i'll finish: basically after that i thanked him and was bubbling about what this song means to me and he was smiling huge and thanked me back, and namjoon came along as he was talking (and he was all smiles as well as he heard our exchange) and as i was getting up to leave i still tried to pry out a lil bit "could you tell me what bird or birds were/they? were there a few or just one? and was it one breed? or few types of birds?" yoongi laughed and said smth to nj in korean and nj translated "it was just one type" and yoongi repeated that as well in eng and they were super happy and laughing as i was leaving

2 quote ksj okay thank you finished! this is such a tmi oh my gosh i really wrote all of it sorry 🙊 such a overshare but it's bc i was so overjoyed abt this dream!!!!!!! bc i've been having really bad sleep for the past few months (like literally waking up sweating from nightmares most mornings) and this was so cute but also i'm so sad bc in rl he already did a d2 vilve so i gues we'll never know the real answers for all my birds questions 😔

if you could spend the day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

- yoongi. i think me and yoongi are the most similar and i find it difficult to maintain friendship with ppl who are like me, tho we do get close really fast- and so one day where we hang out and talk about art\music\film\history.. anything

which member do you think you’d get along with the best?

- tae and namjoon. yoon 2 but c above :((

which member do you think you would argue with?

- namjoon, but friendly arguments; discussion and disagreement abt our shared interests

if you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

- this blog?? idk hobi? my main definitely yoongi, i think he would enjoy it very much <33

tagging: as always only if you feel like it ilysm mwah <33333 @daechwitas @eternal-bangtan @slipped-away @ambivartence @honsool @jung-koook @jingetspegged @syubb @kimtaehyunq  and @ anyone else who wants to! consider yourself tagged <3