#thinking abt fish and oswald!!!!!

[ghoulishgerms]

oswald heacanons because I'm bored and have brainrot:

oswald is not scared of bugs or rats like he just doesn't care. I feel like because he grew up poor he didn't have the best living conditions so he doesn't really mind them. like he'll just pick up a roach by its antenna and chuck it outside while Ed looks on in horror.

he watches evangelion and listens to Nicki Minaj I will not elaborate.

he likes to randomly scare people, like a cat waiting for its owner to come around the corner. like he'll randomly just psych ed out by like pretending he's gonna beat the shit out him.

he used to be a waiter before he worked for Fish and got fired because he kept dropping chicken Alfredo

he can move his knee bone around on his bad leg and does it whenever ed touches it to gross him out

after Ed the dog dies he can't bring himself to get another dog so he gets a cat that is pure evil but he spoils it senseless anyways

has definitely ruined a suit by spilling bong water on it

definitely smokes weed

Ed has found him watching the Golden Girls or some other 80s TV show at like 5 am on multiple occasions

watches jerma

loves white mom things ironically but people think that's his actual sense of humor or that he thinks he's actually slaying when he wears a shirt that says "may contain wine".

really likes animals

eats weird shit, like pregnancy craving level weird (thinking abt the peanut butter and pickle sandwich 💀)

[lov3rs-go]

i hate it when two girlbosses are trying to kill each other </3 like on one hand its quirky and interesting but also nooooo dont your both so sexyyyy

[bwooffey]

im gonna be embarrassed abt this like.. tomorrow

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Did you guys miss my lore???

Ok so in the pilot there's a scene where fish finds out oswald betrayed her, and she tells him to prove his loyalty to her, so I'm wondering. If oswald would ever tell me the terrible awful things he'd do to himself to prove his loyalty to me, but im like no!!! I would NEVER ask him or want him to do anything like that to "prove" that he's loyal.

And i think that..... he's never truly had unconditional love, where he doesn't have to do or provide anything to be loved and cared abt. He doesn't have to do anything special for me to love him. Seeing me get so upset abt that would change everything he knows abt love

[finefeatheredfink]

@adrenalinesaint | how old was she when she died?? circumstances of death?? what was her favorite food? what kinda dresses did she like to wear? im realizing i need 2 know like... everything abt oswald's mom fuck look at her shes so important seeing this img my jon muse might be like hey can i get an au where two Morally Dubious Old People hook up,,,? || like 62, when os was 30. Gertrud had Os with Elijah while working as a housemaid, but was forbidden to marry him and paid off to work elsewhere with references. She then married Tucker for his wealth, thinking Os would no longer feel alone with three stepbrothers. She played ignorant as they all ended up in accidents, first Tucker when he hit her, then the brothers in order of how much they bullied or wanted to go to the cops or couldn't deal with the truth. With what little they got in the will, Gertrud pursued acting and singing, landing in a rent controlled apartment in the diamond district. But the slightest flub of a performance was hard on her nerves. She grew to be agoraphobic, silly, and a little more delusional than usual. Through her connections, Os was hired by Fish Mooney and her club, where he quickly rose through the ranks as a brutal interrogator and a hired gun, but never truly a part of the Falcone family bc you have to be italian. Things were looking up when he acquired the My Alibi club, and she was proud of him, even if she didn't know exactly what he did. She even got out of the apartment to perform for his club, and was going to go on a date with Sal Maroni. The order of St. Dumas was taking over the city, and one of the first Azrael's was going after people in positions of power. They kidnapped Gertrud to get to him. She was interrogated, beaten, and eventually stabbed right in front of him by Tabitha Dumas, Tigress.  fav foods: soft preztels, baked potato with cheese, brandy, steak, all kinds of cakes and tea kinds of dresses: all kinds of white and cream and gold dresses, victorian turtleneck ones with lace and layers of cotton, flapper dresses with sequins, tassel dresses to go dancing in

[zukunftsvision]

gotham

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the first character i ever fell in love with: ed tbh i just… baby

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i wouldn’t say i don’t like the 3rd incarnation of ivy i just thought the 2nd was incredibly spicy and i miss her okay she’s literally so precious and stupid i would die for her???? 

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: butch/tabs got old so fucking fast fjjfkdjfbg 

my ultimate favorite character™: sorry bruce but it’s a tie between victor zsasz and oswald,,, victor is just the fucking funniest villian ever without being useless or corny and oswald just…. so fucking annoying and totally useless but i love him 

prettiest character: lee thompkins omfg, and she’s a doctor how hot is that… also sofia falcone and tabitha ugh there are too many beautiful women

my most hated character: jim gordon is just boring sorry

my OTP: babs/tabs,,,,, bruce and selina are also Wholesome and spicey and tragic ,,,,,, that’s it i think 

my NOTP: all of the ships w jim are bland and they all deserve better, harvey/fish mooney was ????????? 

favorite episode/scene: probably the one where selina’s mom comes back to town that breaks my heart every time i think abt it 

saddest death: i don’t even remember that character’s name but i was SHOOK when butch killed his friend in season one after reminiscing abt their childhood,, what the fuc k

favorite season/book: i gotta say season 1,,, idk i just didn’t really?? care abt batman ( or anything else dc tbh ) before watching it but it instantly made me invested and also every batman movie just is completely different after seeing tiney baby bruce and wanting to protect him from the world 

least favorite season/book: okay even though most of my characterization is based in season 4 it’s straight up the worst none of that shit makes sense… like there was so much potential but there are so many things i hate ... the valeska twins thing would have made so much more sense if jerome hadn’t already died at least once 

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: sofia and also selina and i’m sorry but jeremiah op i lov that man and his evil brain even if his storyline makes 0 sense 

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: bruce tbh??? he deserves grief counselling at the very least smh, also valerie vale wtf even happened to her?? 

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: kinda babs/montoya just bc the circumstances of them getting back together were really sad but … i want a happy ending for them or like barbara not losing her mind and becoming evil and renee not enabling her addiction(s) and they just live a happy domestic life the end i love them op ( honorable mention to jeremiah’s obsession w bruce but that’s only okay for my portrayal bc it’s relatively age appropriate, both their ages are way too ambiguous in canon so i cannot endorse it generally speaking ) 

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: ed/oswald,,,,,,,,,,,, idk that’s it fam 

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Would Oswald ever show you off to his mom? Wasn't she special to him? Idk if your timeline matches to the show to a T but! Imagine maybe his mother being so proud her little boy found himself nice! "He is such nice man! You're treating my boy well? I can tell you are!" Meanwhile Oswald is just standing there a little embarrassed

I could go on for hours abt his mom but the short answer is yes. I do follow the shows timeline fairly closely, I think we would get introduced in 1x13 when oswald takes over fish's nightclub, it's not the Offical opening but he still invites me to stop by and introduce us. She'd definitely fawn over me and embarrass oswald so hard JDBXJXHXJD like she mentions he talks abt me and he intervenes like HAHA OKAY ANYWAY. And I'm like 👉👈

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drolatic, pinnacle + hodgepodge for oswald! (@mogships)

Drolatic - what makes your f/o laugh? How would you describe your f/o's laugh?

once again me bc im sooooo funny and his special little guy my one goal in life is to make him laugh. honestly, when he's relaxed and around people he trusts he laughs fairly often. hes also kinda ticklish but would never EVER tell anyone. his Real laugh (as opposed to his little sinister chuckles) is SO cute i honestly think hes a giggler LMAO but when he Really gets into it he gets more cackly

Pinnacle - describe a favorite moment / memory between you and your f/o and why it's your favorite.

JUST ONE </3 umm WELL fuck i cant pick just one........... umm the first one that comes to mind is a moment at the end of the s1 finale, we're in a fight during this time, but when fish had us tied up he does his best to make sure im ok, and helps me escape when the shootout starts. we're very panicked when we apologize for what we were fighting abt bc it all seems silly now + also doesnt really matter. this is when i began falling for him bc he risked his life for me and liked me enough to apologize and want to continue to be friends with me and that meant Everything, having him want me

Hodgepodge - what are some of your f/os favorite things? This includes but isn't limited to their favorite songs, foods, scents, books, seasons-- you get it. Go wild and tell us!

he likes the color purple.... and also like soft jazz music (which isnt really my thing but he likes it so i dont mind it). he LOVES history and reading, especially historical fiction and mysteries, though he hadnt picked up a book in ages bc he finds it so hard to concentrate but i read to him when we have the time. hes got a massive sweet tooth AND theres a line in canon that implies he likes cats :]