#thinking about the movie alex makes me want to commit felonious acts against the executives of prime video

[meetsthebones]

alex claremont diaz you are the most perfect funny interesting narrator of any book ever and i would go to war and die for you im so sorry those ugly bitches at prime video (@primevideo YES YOU GUYS) ruined everything about your character . one day i will avenge you and blood will be spilled but it will be okay because the world will know about your beautiful mind and soul. and that scene of you confessing your gay affair to rafael luna (another Goat 🐐 i will tell his story too)