#think of little Terzo running around the ministry with Omega following close behind

[selkiechild4998]

With my headcannon of Omega being born accidentally into the Ministry. What if he was born either the same night or shortly before or after Terzo was born? What if the two grew up together with Omega training to be his guard ghoul from day one? Think of the hijinks x3

[papas-being-papas]

The Beginning There is a loud knock on the ministry door, causing Sister Imperator to sigh heavily and flip down her newspaper.

“Secondo!” She shouts, “Get the door!”

“I'm busy!” Secondo yells back, brushing his favorite doll's hair.

Sister Imperator groans and casts a sidelong glance at Primo before getting up and going to the door herself and pulling it open.

“I'm very sorry miss but-” she starts, only to get cut off by the irate woman.

“Take this fucking thing” the woman says shoving a baby in sister's hands “it's that fucking soccer one's kid”

“Soccer? Not a single one of my kids plays sports, do you mean Secando?”

“Ya! That's the bitch, Tell him to take his kid, I've done enough.” She snaps, as she throws her hands in the air and leaves.

Sister stands there for a moment, a blank stare on her face as she takes in the information.

“SECONDO! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!” She screeches, waking up the baby who starts to cry.

“I'm busy!” He yells back

“NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT! GET DOWN HERE OR I'M COMING UP!”

“Okay! Okay! I'm coming, woman!” He calls as he sets down the doll and stomps down the stairs, “What do you waaaaannnn-” he starts but cuts himself off when he sees the baby in her in her arms. His eyes go wide.

“Care to explain?” She asks as she holds the crying infant towards him.

“Thatsnontmine.” He replies a little too quickly.

“Mhm.” she says doubtfully.

Terzo pauses his walk down the hallway as he hears the commotion and he walks over towards Sister. He looks at the scene before his eyes land on the baby, “Is that a fuckin’ baby?”

Sister doesn't reply as she shoves the baby into Terzo's hands as Secondo takes off and she takes off after him.

Terzo looks down at the crying infant and starts to bounce him to try and soothe him, as his husbands walk into the room hearing the commotion, their jaws drop seeing Terzo with the baby.

“Did you give fucking birth?!” Alpha cries out.

“You think I did what?!” Terzo shrieks in shock.

“You know? Give birth. That thing your mother did and that's why you're here.” Omega asks as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“I can't give birth!” Terzo cries absolutely flabbergasted.

“What do you mean you can't?” Alpha asks genuinely surprised.

“What do you mean I can?” Terzo retorts, as Secondo runs past them, pushing Terzo and the baby into Omega as Sister follows close behind him.

Secondo races up the stairs and down the hall past Copia’s room. Causing Copia to pop his head out curiously and see Secondo running. He looks back and sees Sister Imperator barling towards him.

“Oh shit!” Copia yells as he takes off in a dead run in the same direction as Secondo.

As they run through the ministry they pass Copia's ghouls (who were playing uno) who look up from their game and see Copia running and follow suit.

They come up on a hallway and start running Scooby-Doo style through the doors, no rhyme or reason.

Sister Imperator skids to a halt, staring in almost awe at the scene before her. She tries to see if she can find her target as they all crash into each other and end up in a pile on the ground.

“Copia?” She asks, confused, “What are you doing?”

“Running.” He says, almost guilty.

She sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose, “Why?”

“Because Secondo was?” He offers softly.

“And your ghouls?” She asks more exasperatedly.

“When did my ghouls get here?” Copia asks, looking around.

Sister was about to try and get an answer, when she spots Secondo across the hall. She jumps over the pile of ghouls and Copia to continue her chase.

Secondo loops back around towards the stairs, and as he's barreling down, Sister grabs his arm, finally putting an end to the chase.

Terzo and the others look over at the two of them.

“Care to explain what all this is about?” Terzo asks, seeming already annoyed.

“This dipshit,” she says, holding up Secondo's arm, “didn't wear a condom.”

Terzo makes a face and holds the baby a bit further away from his chest. “So what do we do with it?”

Sister is quiet for a moment, looking at the now giggling baby in Terzo's arms, “Well, for now you and your husbands can take care of it.”

Terzo was about to protest when he feels both of his husbands wrap an arm around him, clearly excited by the idea.

Which causes him to sigh, “Oh alright.”