#things that will never happen

[that-dinopunk-guy]

Things I'd put in my ideal multiplayer time-travel survival sandbox game set in Laramidia a million years before the Chicxulub impact

Scientifically accurate dinosaurs that act like believable animals

Killing anything (other than in self defense) is completely optional, all game progression is done through collecting samples for scientists and surveying the landscape for potential colony expansion

You can be left handed

You can customize your gear

Every player gets a little assigned house in the colony hub area but they can also go build a place out in the wilderness if they want

All PvP is opt-in and explicitly non-lethal using paintballs or simunition or whatever

Nothing in the game costs real money

Frankly excessive amount of character customization options

Genital customization to rival Baldur's Gate 3

Enough pronoun options to ensure right-wing shitheads will never play it

[terriblepersongreatseamonster]

Thought I had when I saw Adam Driver is going to host SNL in a few weeks

It'd be amazing if one of these times when Adam is hosting SNL (cause I'm sure this won't be the last time) while he's doing the monologue Daisy interrupts and asks, "Want to come back and make another Star Wars movie?". He shrugs nonchalantly and goes, "Sure. See you at work on Monday."

I know that the likelihood this would happen is infinitesimal/non-existent, but if it did I'm pretty sure my scream would be heard by my friend that lives half way across the country.

[rose-n-gunses]

I should be able to make playlists but with tv episodes instead of songs. Like i just wanna compile all of the Halloween episodes from all my favorite shows and hit shuffle and watch em.

[braedenhales]

All bills should be waived during your birthday month and they should pay the amount you owe to you if the due date is on the actual day of your birth

[ejzah]

Adding in my own crazy idea for the series finale.

During the last few episodes (weeks), the agency comes under scrutinization or is audited, etc., putting everyone’s position potentially at risk. Kensi becomes increasingly on edge and emotional. She chalks it up to the additional stress, and of course Deeks is worried, and and trying his best to support her. One night he walks into the house to see her crying, sitting on the floor in the middle of the kitchen, eating a chocolate cake he picked up with her in mind. Deeks immediately goes to comfort her, pulling her into his lap. After a few minutes, she wipes a few tears away, laughing wetly as she jokes about thinking she was pregnant if they didn’t know better. There’s a notable pause where they look at each other. Deeks shakes his head slightly, Kensi’s eyes widen. She scrambles out of his arm, running for the bathroom, Deeks following a second behind. A few minutes later, Kensi’s holds up a positive pregnancy test, and they end up back on the floor crying and laughing.

They walk out of her first ultrasound a few weeks later with yet another surprise: Twins! Kensi decides that day that she’s going to resign as an agent, and look for a less dangerous position. Naturally, Deeks hands his letter of resignation the same day.

[berengenita]

Perhaps what I need for my life is something that will never happen, like a Bolt Thrower concert.

[watmalik]

What’s your take on op’s idea 😂 I’m just curious https://twitter.com/tarlosrainbow/status/1665409881292013569?s=46&t=96ILgEJcOjbhyWZnq5dA-w

This is hilarious! But like imagine the convo being, TK asking Carlos , “would you love me if I went bald?”

Let’s say TK didn’t like Carlos’s original answer (like babe, it doesn’t matter, I’ll love you anyway) because it seems like such a cop out so he shaves his head out of impulse— as TK would to prove a point (gets a buzz haircut).

Long story short, Carlos is still amused his hubby is taking this very seriously so he shaves his curls off because he sees it as the only solution for TK to come around from giving him the silent treatment. When TK gets home, Carlos is wearing a baseball cap and one thing led to another he’s on one knee, takes his cap off and says “baby, you can be bald and I’ll marry you all over again.”

Anyways, ill see myself out and crawl back to my homework den.

(This is the post in the link)

[queenmeriadoc]

Large age gaps in relationships can be problematic but if you ever see me dating Charles Edwards you better shut up

[didsomebodysay-kat-aesthetic]

When you've had an idea of a comic for years but can't draw to save your life and can't pay an artist cause you're poor so you just try to resign yourself to the fact it will never be made.

[ormspryde]

Just for once, I'd like to be someone's first choice, rather than an afterthought.

[buckycap]

if the hbo tlou creators cared about us at all (they don’t) they’d realize the market for a bill and frank spinoff that shows us the rest of their 16 year relationship

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[shiiko529]

funniest shit ive seen in a while, thanks Russia i needed a laugh

[yasaijussu]

I can’t keep having chocolate croissants for breakfast everyday , i need to eat boiled eggs starting from tomorrow!!

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[supercityboys]

I would’ve really liked to see s3 as a return to form, as in they’d go back to 2019 as it was in s1, only they have more questions and they need answers from questions they had before.

To me, it would’ve make more sense. The entire cloud surrounding Grace was never lifted. At all. She is such a pertinent figure in the kids life, even when they dismiss her. She’s never referred to as anything other than Mom or Grace. Reginald has a connection with her real life counterpart. Going back to how it was would’ve gave ample time to explore and create a deeper relationship with the twins.