#things that will never happen

[that-dinopunk-guy]

Things I'd put in my ideal multiplayer time-travel survival sandbox game set in Laramidia a million years before the Chicxulub impact

Scientifically accurate dinosaurs that act like believable animals

Killing anything (other than in self defense) is completely optional, all game progression is done through collecting samples for scientists and surveying the landscape for potential colony expansion

You can be left handed

You can customize your gear

Every player gets a little assigned house in the colony hub area but they can also go build a place out in the wilderness if they want

All PvP is opt-in and explicitly non-lethal using paintballs or simunition or whatever

Nothing in the game costs real money

Frankly excessive amount of character customization options

Genital customization to rival Baldur's Gate 3

Enough pronoun options to ensure right-wing shitheads will never play it

[terriblepersongreatseamonster]

Thought I had when I saw Adam Driver is going to host SNL in a few weeks

It'd be amazing if one of these times when Adam is hosting SNL (cause I'm sure this won't be the last time) while he's doing the monologue Daisy interrupts and asks, "Want to come back and make another Star Wars movie?". He shrugs nonchalantly and goes, "Sure. See you at work on Monday."

I know that the likelihood this would happen is infinitesimal/non-existent, but if it did I'm pretty sure my scream would be heard by my friend that lives half way across the country.

[rose-n-gunses]

I should be able to make playlists but with tv episodes instead of songs. Like i just wanna compile all of the Halloween episodes from all my favorite shows and hit shuffle and watch em.

[joeloverture]

need white people to stop pissing me off

[braedenhales]

All bills should be waived during your birthday month and they should pay the amount you owe to you if the due date is on the actual day of your birth

[berengenita]

Perhaps what I need for my life is something that will never happen, like a Bolt Thrower concert.

[watmalik]

What’s your take on op’s idea 😂 I’m just curious https://twitter.com/tarlosrainbow/status/1665409881292013569?s=46&t=96ILgEJcOjbhyWZnq5dA-w

This is hilarious! But like imagine the convo being, TK asking Carlos , “would you love me if I went bald?”

Let’s say TK didn’t like Carlos’s original answer (like babe, it doesn’t matter, I’ll love you anyway) because it seems like such a cop out so he shaves his head out of impulse— as TK would to prove a point (gets a buzz haircut).

Long story short, Carlos is still amused his hubby is taking this very seriously so he shaves his curls off because he sees it as the only solution for TK to come around from giving him the silent treatment. When TK gets home, Carlos is wearing a baseball cap and one thing led to another he’s on one knee, takes his cap off and says “baby, you can be bald and I’ll marry you all over again.”

Anyways, ill see myself out and crawl back to my homework den.

(This is the post in the link)

[didsomebodysay-kat-aesthetic]

When you've had an idea of a comic for years but can't draw to save your life and can't pay an artist cause you're poor so you just try to resign yourself to the fact it will never be made.

[ormspryde]

Just for once, I'd like to be someone's first choice, rather than an afterthought.

[buckycap]

if the hbo tlou creators cared about us at all (they don’t) they’d realize the market for a bill and frank spinoff that shows us the rest of their 16 year relationship

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[missazurerose]

Something I've been randomly thinking about a lot: making the city leaders change jobs. Why? Because why not? Well, no. That's not why I've been thinking about it. It's because on my wishlist of things that will never happen in FFXIV is that you and all the city leaders (all of them not just the Eorzean Alliance. We're taking everyone) get bopped to a new reflection and...for plot reasons...they take up new jobs to head into dungeons with you.

And I came to my own conclusion that Aymeric and Koana would make the best new healers. Because maybe when Aymeric was younger, he thought becoming an astrologian would be a good way to get in front of Thordan. When he realized that would be a dead end, he went the Temple Knight route but you know still kept up with the training on the side, especially once Ishgard realizes hey, the stars can heal too. (He's also trying to read the stars to see if he has a chance with the WoL.)

Koana's fascinated with all things Sharlayan. Who's to say he didn't get a minor in sagecraft when he was studying abroad? The man loves innovation and would probably love to bring new medical technology home. It would suit him better than astro since even though both schools of healing are based in Sharlayan, he would choose lasers.

Other job changes for our friends? Merlwyb is absolutely a marauder/warrior on the side. Kan-E has not spent years around the Keeper of the Entwined Serpents without learning lancer/dragoon skills. Wuk Lamat's probably also a viper, keeping to a more traditional turali form of combat like her father. Hein's a ninja. Come on, he didn't train with Yugiri? I don't think so. In honor of Thavnair's alliance with Garlemald, Varshahn has been doing reaper training. Cause then Zero could be his avatar she'd have a much nicer time and I want to see her again too. Nanamo's probably your new Tataru, holding down the fort and gathering information. Raubahn...summoner maybe? Maybe I just think him with a carbuncle would be funny. Lyse could be a pictomancer, something very whimsical that hits like a mack truck.

I have 100% thought too much about this. But rewriting the DT tank role quest really just reminds me of how much I miss our old friends. And yeah, Wuk Lamat and Koana are new but it is a much funnier prospect to have the Scions and Bakool Ja Ja standing at the portal in Mamook like 'holy shit we lost all of them.'

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[supercityboys]

I would’ve really liked to see s3 as a return to form, as in they’d go back to 2019 as it was in s1, only they have more questions and they need answers from questions they had before.

To me, it would’ve make more sense. The entire cloud surrounding Grace was never lifted. At all. She is such a pertinent figure in the kids life, even when they dismiss her. She’s never referred to as anything other than Mom or Grace. Reginald has a connection with her real life counterpart. Going back to how it was would’ve gave ample time to explore and create a deeper relationship with the twins.

[crowiin]

welcome to the world