Thing1: Okay, so--
Me: This is not going to end well.
Thing1: The next time we use the sugar, there might be some… extra protein.
Me: …what did you spill in the sugar?
Thing1: I didn't put anything in there! We were just running low so I poured some more in from the bag in the pantry and I guess some ants had gotten into that.
Me: ::facepalms::
Thing1: I picked out as many as I could! I just don't know if I got them all.
Me: They were all dead?
Thing1: Yeah.
Me: …please just put sugar on the grocery list.
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