#thift shop

[solar-kidd]

Forgot to post these!! My vague concepts of Reverse Omens! Tbh I really really loved the idea of Aziraphale wearing glasses but like- the three blind mice kinda glasses. But then Crowley looked weird without glasses too so I just gave them both some 😭

[eerycurlew53]

Small CD haul from my local opshop/ thrift store

[oh-katsuki]

im going to be so fr.... i hate it when im shopping for something, perusing online or in person for stuff in my size and approximate measurements... and a skinny woman says to me “you should try poshmark instead” 🥺. u should look on there for stuff because it’s second hand 🥺 u should go to good will and thrift stores bc it’s more ethical 🥺 like i really wish u would be quiet bc u know damn well poshmark doesn’t do returns and that goodwill rarely carries good shit in my size. like ma’am, i’m fat and that transforms the ENTIRE way i shop for clothes compared to you. clothes are made for bodies like yours.... i’m expected to make do. 

[ashmp3]

this may come as a surprise but i own 0 black mini skirts. I had 5 (1 of them a leather skort) and gave them all away to my sister and friends because they were too big on me. And ever since then i haven’t bought not even one. is this a surprise to you teo nation…….

[suddenlymicah]

the best way to get out of doing something you don't want to do as a teen is to pretend your parents said no

Source: i use this method and it works super duper good

[princemick]

its gonna be raining all day

[backwardblackbyrd]

i had a really lovely day! went to a pop up vintage shop at a really cute coffee shop, swung by the thrift store and an adorable little plant store, got a smoothie from a local shop and made a quick trip the grocery store.

and literally everywhere i went had super sweet, beautiful people❤

[chipadees]

Papa always said, “Bones, you gotta stop tracking dirt everywhere. I’m no longer asking,” so she learned to keep her heart hidden... This was not the intended lesson. 

[afurbaday]

We have discovered the giant button jackpot!

[0venatrix]

Everyone shut the fuck up, new favourite shop just dropped:

They have lots more but I felt weird taking pictures of everything

[milleniummarket]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Men's Flannel | Plaid | Flannel | Blue Flannel | Mens Button Up | American Eagle

[realityrewind]

i stumbled upon some thrift resellers crying about how "poor people try gatekeeping thrifting" and how "it's not a soup kitchen, anyone can shop there!!" Like good lord do you know how out of touch you sound

[entomolog-t]

Another weirdly specific brainrot is plagging me-

Imagine finding some item at a pawnshap/garage sale/thift shop, Maybe the item is a little figuring, maybe it's a book- whatever it is, the item is fairly small. Upon bringing it home, you start feeling weird. Your head hurts. Thinking it's a migraine, you grab the item and go to head to bed, only-

It yelps.

In a panic you drop it.

It screams.

At first you're quite freaked out, but upon realizing that the item is far more freaked out, you start to calm down. They, whatever it is they are, have been bound to that item, fully aware and conscious- able to feel and perceive, yet completely helpless and unable to do anything. Just an inanimate object. You're the first person that's been able to hear them. They're desperate for your help, though you can tell they're still terrified of you. You're huge to them, and they are quite literally unable to do anything except beg you be gentle.

It's odd, comforting an item, especially one so very terrified of you, but you do your best.

After some time, through conscious actions or random happenstance, you're able to figure out how exactly they're bound to the item- a small binding insignia scrawled on the surface of the item. All you'd need to do is interrupt the lines of ink and they'd be freed, returned to whatever body they came from.

Maybe you've grown close, and the notion of them leaving is sad, maybe the item is absolutely annoying and you're so very excited to get them out of your hair- whatever the case, you do it.

Though things don't work as expected.

They don't return to their body... in that, the item doesn't just go silent as the bound soul zips off to reunite with its body. No- instead, the item glows, taking on a human shape. It grows, but to your horror- it doesn't stop at 6ft. Not 7 or 8.... the once-object-now-person keeps growing beyond the limits of what's humanly possible. Are they 12ft? 20?? 50?? Up to you- but they're clearly far too big to be human, and suddenly, that feeling of powerlessness they once felt is now very unpleasantly relatable.

Is it a magic mishap? Are they from another world? A different species? Perhaps they're dangerous, bound for a specific reason. Are they grateful? Annoyed? Angry???

Adhdjsfjdjd I just think there's so much odd potential from what is essentially a very odd size swap. Lots of potential for both angst and sillys and very unique fearplay, and that combo is my go to happy meal.

[atlasscrumpit]

Miguel O'Hara / Doctor au

<< Miguel is your Doctor at a mental hospital, after a rough night he sets out on a search to find your missing teddy bear >>

Miguel came into work at 8am like he usually he did.

He passed one of the other doctors who he was taking over from.

"Heads up, it was a rough night with Y/N." The doctor said before heading off, Miguel sighed and got himself ready for the day.

Once he was done he made his way to your room and gently knocked on the door.

He opened it up to see you laying in your bed crying softly.

"How's my favourite patient?" Miguel said as you looked up he could see some relief in your face.

"I want him back..." You whispered as you began crying more.

Miguel knelt beside your bed and looked at you.

"Who, sweetheart?" He asked as you tried to stutter out some words.

"They took my bear." You whispered through your tears.

"You mean your teddy bear, Bernard?" He asked as you hiccuped and nodded.

"You stay here, sweetie. I'm going to go see what happened, okay?" He said as you nodded again.

He left your room and found one of the nurses who was on the night shift.

"Have you seen Y/N's teddy bear?" He asked as she looked up from her clipboard.

"Doctor Harry said he wanted to see how she would go without it." She said as Miguel groaned and rubbed his head.

"She will go horribly! I'll go see him thank you." He said before walking away, he made it to Doctor Harry's office and didn't even bother to knock.

"Where's Y/N's teddy bear?" He asked, glaring at the other doctor.

"Miguel, she's well over the age to not need a damn teddy bear. She relies on it too much." The doctor reply as Miguel bit his lip, trying to not curse the doctor out.

"That teddy bear is all she's had her entire life, sure to us it's just a bear but to her it's everything. She is never going to be normal and that's okay, she needs to heal from what happened and taking away her only comfort is not the way to do it, damn it!" Miguel shouted as the doctor looked at him with an unamused face.

"She needs to learn how to survive without it." He replied, only making Miguel angrier.

"What did you do with it?" Miguel demanded.

"I donated it to one of the thift shops down the road." He grumbled before dismissing Miguel.

Miguel bit his tongue and walked out, making sure to slam the door just a little too hard.

He made his way back to your room to see you sitting up in bed rocking back and forth slowly.

"Y/N? Hey, it's okay." Miguel whispered as he sat on the side of your bed.

You tried to speak but no words would come out.

"It's okay, sweetheart. You don't need to say anything. I've got a lot to get done but as soon as my lunch break comes I'm going to go find Bernard for you, okay?" He whispered as you nodded, trying to not cry again.

"H-He's scared." You whispered as Miguel looked at you sadly.

"Y/N... Okay, how about I take my lunch break early? I'm going to go look for him right now." He said standing up as you smiled a little.

"I'll get one of the nurses to bring you your breakfast, I'll be back soon." He said offering you a soft smile.

"Thank you..." You whispered before he left.

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Miguel set out on a mission to find your bear, he ran down to the thrift shop and first looked through the bins to see it wasn't there.

He went inside the store and saw a lady with it in her hand.

He gasped and ran up to her.

"Hello, hi. Yeah, I need that bear." He said as she looked at him strangely.

"Why? I'm buying this for my grandchild?" She replied as Miguel groaned internally.

"It's a long story but it was accidentally donated, and I need it back." He said as she narrowed her eyes.

"I've paid for it." She retorted as Miguel quickly grabbed out his wallet.

He gave the lady $20.

"Take this money, give me the bear and I don't kick you in the shins." He whispered as he grabbed the money and handed him the bear, looking at him in shock.

"Thank you!" He shouted and thanked everything that he had found the bear.

He ran back to the hospital and took a moment to catch his breath.

He came back to your room to see Doctor Harry talking to you while you cried.

"Y/N, you need to get used to not having a toy as a comfort. You are a grown woman." He said as you cried and shook your head.

"I just want him back! He's my property!" You screamed as the doctor shook his head.

"Enough! You are too old to be acting this way!" The doctor screamed back as you looked at him in fear.

Miguel quickly stepped in.

"You are way out of line, doctor. Out, now. The boss will be hearing about this." Miguel warned as the doctor huffed and left your room.

"I didn't do anything wrong! Why did you take him!" You screamed as you gripped at your own hair.

Miguel quickly knelt beside your bed.

"Y/N, hey look at me for a second." Miguel said as you looked at him still sobbing.

"I've got someone that wants to say hello." He said holding up the bear, your eyes widened as you grabbed the bear and hugged him as tight as you could.

You rocked back and forth while you cried and held onto your bear.

Miguel sat on the side of your bed and stayed quiet while you calmed down.

When you eventually stopped crying you sat still and just patted the soft material on your teddy.

"Thank you..." You whispered making Miguel smile.

"Of course, Y/N. What Doctor Harry did was wrong, okay? He's new here and he was way out of line. We all have something that helps comfort us, he shouldn't have taken away Bernard. I'll be dealing with him and it'll never happen again, okay?" Miguel said in a calming tone as you nodded.

"You've done absolutely nothing wrong, I promise. Did you get any sleep last night?" He asked as you shook your head.

"I couldn't sleep without Bernard... And then I was scared and I started screaming so they gave me a sedative but I didn't sleep I just laid there crying." You whispered as Miguel nodded a little, looking at you sadly.

"Alright, sweetheart. Well, now that Bernard is back to keep you safe, do you want to get some sleep? I'll save your breakfast and you can have it when you wake up, does that sound good?" Miguel asked as you smiled a little and nodded, giggling to yourself.

He loved to see you react this way, knowing you'd barely ever known any kindness.

"Perfect, you get some rest and I'll see you soon, alright?" He asked as you laid down, he helped to get you tucked into your bed before dimminng the lights.

"Sleep well, Y/N. And sleep well, Bernard." He whispered as you giggled, he shut the door and sighed, he knew it would be a long day of paperwork after this incident, but he was happy knowing you were safe.

[speedycoffeedelight]

Hello! I've returned with more 'Reader helps get everyone a job' scenarios! And this time, not anon ✨️

Also, so happy to see you referenced my first ask, really made my day!

Anyway, scenarios begin.

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Reader: Velvette, this is the second job you've been fired from since you got here. There isn't exactly many clothing store in town and if you keep getting fired, you'll be deemed 'unhireable'.

Velvette: *Rolling her eyes on her phone* I don't see why you're so bothered by that, I'm already a small time influencer and with the way I'm manipulating the algorithm, I'll be monetised in no time. Besides, the clothes they sold there weren't even good enough for a dumpster fire.

Reader: Anyway... There's atleast 2 more clothing stores available before we have to start looking elsewhere, a sports clothes store and a thrift shop.

Velvette: Pfft, thrift shop? You can't in your right mind think I'd be touching second han- wait. *Types on her phone* Thifting is in, sign me up! And then call Princess in here, her little lamb form is guaranteed to get me more likes then that bitch Geraldine's yappy mutt in socks and sunglasses.

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Reader: Lute, I don't mean to be insulting or anything but I'm not sure if you could handle being a supermarket security guard. It can be a very dangerous job.

Lute: I understand you're concerns but allow me to lay them to rest with a quick demonstration of my capabilities.

*Lute quickly tackles Sir Pentious to the ground and pins him as he shouts a quick 'Why me?!'*

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Adam: Listen Babe, I don't see what the issue is.

Reader: Adam, the bar is looking for a live band to there regularly, not a solo guitarist. Now I'm sure you are a wonderful singer-songwriter but they're not looking for a solo musician.

Adam: *Crossing arms* Fine. What other jobs are there.

Reader: Plenty, and almost all of them are places we've already got someone in so they can recommend you and you're pretty much guaranteed to be hired.

Adam: Okay Babe, fire away.

Reader: Well, the local cafés looking for another waiter (Charlies workplace).

Adam: Uh, pass.

Reader: The fast food joint needs another cashier. (Vaggies workplace)

Adam: Next.

Reader: The restaurant-dinner is willing to train up a sous-chef with no prior experience or qualifications (Angels/Husks workplace).

Adam: Eh, I don't cook.

Reader: The council is hiring more trash collectors, it sounds bad but has incredibly good pay (Niftys workplace).

Adam: As much as I'm down for driving a massive truck, somethings telling me to stay away from that little freak. She might stab me in the back or something.

Reader: You also don't have a driving license. Anyway, the radio station is hiring a files clerk (Alastors workplace).

Adam: They play rock or metal?

Alastor: *From another room* Nope!

Adam: Then, nah.

Reader: *Muttering to self* And I don't think you can work for the mechanics without a driving license either (Cherris workplace).

Reader: The florist is hiring. (Lucifers workplace).

Adam: *Fake gags*

Reader: What about working at that bowling alley and arcade pizzeria? (Voxs workplace)

Adam: *Sticks out tongue*

Reader: The clothing store? (Velvettes workplace)

Adam: *Raises eyebrow*

Reader: The local supermarket? (Lutes workplace)

Adam: *Pours slightly*

Reader: *Sighs and starts rubbing temple* Well, the only other places available is the post office and that steakhouse on the outskirts of town.

Adam: Steakhouse? Now that's what I'm talking about! Sign me up straight away.

Reader: I thought you said you don't cook.

Adam: Listen Babe, it's grilling, not cooking. Big difference. Besides, I literally invented the grill, you know? It's like 1 of the top 5 best ideas I ever had, you know, right next to naming a bunch of birds 'tits'.

Reader: You invented the grill? That's actually kinda impressive.

Lucifer: Don't flatter him, love. He had to invent a whole new way of cooking meat or else he'd have starved everytime Eve made him sleep on the coach.

Adam: HEY!

HEYYY!! Good to see you back again!! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Yeah , velvette gonna be a real bitch(HAH-) working at stores. She won't settle for anything that's not up to her taste.

* Reader sighing in the corner trying to find more shops.*

Poor Pentious, he had to be the example 🤣🤣

*the cast and reader giving Pentious concerned glances*

And there's Adam, the first man who can't settle on one job( just like girls- *gets shot in the head*). I can definitely see him inventing grilling like this 😂😂

Thank you yet again for your creative and unique headcannons! I truly enjoy reading them!! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧