#thieving magipie x hunting tiger

[naughtynecromancer]

I thought it was water droplets, now I have my doubts.-MMM Yay! I'll commit the arson!-MMM Mm, I'll accept that, I suppose.-MMM Oh, well thank ye, I do appreciate it.-IMM Oh no, those two are planning on playing with fire again!-IMM

So what can't your "perfect husbands" do? (Checkmate)

"Oh boy, trying to get me in trouble, and you forgot my wife in this soooooo...lets answer and not tag them so I get away with it. Jimmy..I would say wink with one eye, never seen him do it. Sebby....use a towel like...ever...just straight dripping on the floor every time. Uhhh Vic....that accent is gonna get me pregnant...again, after we have the twins...just saying!"