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batman #222
[ID: Bruce Wayne carrying out a large birthday cake with a single candle! He announces to the room, which consists of Dick Grayson and the band The Twists, that it's Alfred's birthday! Alfred gasps in surprise, “Oh, Master Bruce — you shouldn't have!” Dick thinks, ‘What a cutie! Bruce must have every place-setting bugged! And now, how can ‘Saul’ refuse...?’ He vocally encourages the band, “And what better present than to be serenaded by The Twists, Alfred!” He starts to sing happy birthday, hoping the band will join in! END ID]
#this was just a scheme to get ‘saul’ to sing but look how happy that old man is....#everytime i get annoyed at dc for putting shit in their comics for a cheap modern meme or whatever#i remember they did this comic because of the dead beatles conspiracy at this time (1970) and its so.#c: batman | i: 222#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#bruce wayne
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what lucifer hands over to blitz is. . . an assumption, at best. a rough-around-the-edges imp reminds him of candy cigarettes, though unlike the straightforward and chalky kind, these ones are thinly-veiled bubblegum in a decorative wrap.
【𐂃】 Scarlet hues instantly perceived the giant font, unable to resist a smile from lining across his maw. How did the King knew he's a "cigarettes after sex" type of guy?
Prying the box open his nose quickly caught a whiff of the bubblegum scent. Without further delay, as if on instinct, he gathered all the cigs before shouting--
❝ Down the hatch! ❞ taking a mouth full of smokes like a true gentlemen. Planning to chew his way through all of them && blow the biggest fucking bubble ever! a 7 layered gum bubble; it'll be one for the guinness Hell records!
#𐂃「ᴄʀᴀᴡʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʀɪᴅɢᴇ」 &&. * 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬.#ducktastic dad#( if i had time#i'd draw that full of smokes meme with Blitz#I HAVENT STOP SMILING THINKING ABOUT IT#also he forgot to give his thanks cuz#he's a fucking 5 yr old#SO THANK YOU FOR THIS!!#I never liked the chalky kind#it was the WORST#legit gives me nightmares thinking back on it c': )
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Sometimes I wonder about worms. Like where the fuck do they come from. You can dig and find them but it isn't like there are tunnels, they are just there, snails pace serpentine through the dirt and granules. At a depth shallow enough the dirt above doesn't crush them, yet deep enough you gotta dig a bit to really find them down there.
Just squirming and waiting to get hooked in some fish on a time waxing off the full moon.
#yeah I had thought abouts wanting to play woth your hair as I laid in bed after convincing you to try smoking...for the ballet#I'm like a meme#the world is a madhouse#I wish I could be happy with manisfestos of captial reigns of empires read in game format for his own mentality going forward for a time#no it's all i obsession over my power (kinda)....(more than kinda) but not in a selfish way which is hard to explain but true#the stakes are high and the valley is low#in the valley I slow...in the valley I growing#but an eternity for me is no time for you#some greater part of me understands the greater part of me though#put on a pedestal of willing enslavement#nah you were so hot... first thought....wonder when she'll finally work her way over....a couple dudes are like looking#trying to get the fresh set off#oh no the hot broke 18 year old that's the one#wow this is way more intimate than I was expecting#if it wasn't you I would have been like its cool you ain't gotta get on me like that#dance duh okay george#gorgeous is a word I have used to describe you.....this is truth#years ago before I knew I knew you a bunch of times already#telling her to call you trying to temper the Want in my voice#but....for it to work out she has to be cool. we all have to be cool#amd hot as fuck for each other#all deep and particularl#calculus#but even my 99 was dope because in chinese he was like you fogot +c#one time I missed a quiz but he was cool about it#I would like to lament I never got a reply to the email I sent him later#yes please be my super sweaty workout partner and then I get salt licks#they're soooo good#it's like shhhh#let me enjoy your honey musk
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My current Clangen has had at least five murders (and I will not be surprised if we get more). Which is already wild, but then looking at the revelations I've gotten so far and then coming up for motivations is. Just. Wild
Clangen Murder Lore under the cut
I have one guy, Lupinerustle, who's done the majority of the murder (I think it's 2, maybe 3 other cats? Need to check my notes tho) He's charismatic, so finds it easy to laugh off and deflect any accusations (doesn't help that at least one of his "confessions"was a flashback/nightmare overheard by a kit who didn't understand it.) I don't have a motive yet, but at this point whenever there's a murder I'm like "ah, yeah, that was probably him".
One of them was not subtle at all, brought the guy into camp and damned him to the Dark Forest; he was an apprentice about to graduate so I imagine it was right around the assessment. Not entirely sure method or motive, but he ends up killing the apprentice (I think he name was Rapidpaw?). Debating on having Lupinerustle ambushing Rapidpaw, so he doesn't have a chance to fight back, or Rapidpaw fighting for his life.
Either way, the body is brought back to camp, Lupinerustle claims they were attacked and the apprentice ran, abandoning him and dying in the process. "In the end, he wasn't fit to be a warrior."
Second murderer is his mate, Frozenmane. She grew up as kind of the golden child; I imagine her and her sister Icystem having a relationship similar to Dovewing and Ivypool, where Frozenmane was able to get away with almost anything - sneaking out to the Twolegplace and eating their food, going missing for weeks on end, even returning with one of their collars - and still managed to graduate on time, yet Icystem was held back despite doing everything right. To add insult to injury, around the time Icystem graduated, the medicine cats received a prophecy. Frozenmane overheard it and thought it must be talking about her, and her sister wasn't exactly pleased when she went to tell her. "You couldn't even let me have this (my graduation/ceremony), without somehow making yourself special, could you?"
A few moons pass, and Icystem (along with a few other cats) are taken by two legs. Famine strikes, the old deputy dies and is replaced, and Frozenmane... Lives life as normal. She finds a mate, has kits (Icystem, ironically, returns the same moon her kits are born). Her mate dies, her kits grow, and she's just... A common warrior.
And it kills her inside. Wasn't she meant to be special? Hadn't Starclan chosen her? Wasn't she the favorite?
I'm not entirely sure her motive for killing this (seemingly random?) warrior, but I feel like it's related to that; her victim, Toadflood, was everything she wasn't: a relatively laid-back warrior who was just. Enjoying life. Didn't care about being special, or raising in ranks (I think they were actually from outside the Clan originally). They weren't holding themself to such a high standard, and Frozenmane hated it.
The murder just adds on to everything tho. There's that combination of horror and guilt, but also... Lupinerustle has killed at least one cat by now, and can recognize there's something off about her. TL;DR they bond over murder and become mates, honestly probably enabling each other? (Considering, y'know, Lupe is still murdering his Clanmates)
Frozenmane is eventually confronted by Falconheart, a younger warrior (and one of the deputy's current mates), who plans on sharing the revelation with the Clan (preferably after their mate becomes leader, as Antlerstar is on his last life, and Frozenmane is a well-trusted warrior; it's basically the equivalent of Firestar accusing Tigerclaw). Falconheart is hoping to find guilt, remorse, maybe to hear it was an accident, anything to keep from reporting this. Instead, Frozenmane simply replies "So? Plenty of cats - good cats - die or go missing all the time. Why does it matter now?"
After all, Frozenmane was chosen by Starclan, she can't be wrong. Her killing a Clanmate is 100% okay, at least, in her mind.
Final murder is Antlerstar, who's currently on his last life. He's old, and quite honestly seen a lot, being the Clan's first leader (and one of two founders remaining). He's actually lost all but one of his other lives to famine, so has no problem giving for his Clan; however, he's no pushover, having led his Clan to war as well.
He was once a wise and noble leader, but age, as well as the trials of leading a Clan, have made him more feeble and hesitant; he fears leading his Clan astray, causing more loss and pain. He's plagued by nightmares, mistakes and visions from his past. It's not uncommon for him to get lost in a memory, or awake from a nightmare unaware of when or where he is.
His murder of (*checks notes*) was accidental, having lost himself to one such memory. The realization of what he'd done haunts him, and he's mostly confined himself to his den, only being visited by his deputy, Cinderfeather, and his medicine cat, fellow founder and friend, Foxpath.
#clangen lore#clangen#riftclan#I'll figure out what's going on with Lupinerustle eventually#Lupinerustle and Frozenmane have the best/worst relationship ever#literally that one “you deserve each other” “keep everyone else out of your relationship” meme (or however it goes)#trying to give Antlerstar something like Bluestar/Goosefeather but idk how well that's coming across?#he went from wise to nervous and the murder was out of nowhere#so all i can imagine is “old man accidentally murders Clanmate in ptsd nightmare”#(saying this as someone with C-PTSD so I'm torn between liking it and not? don't wanna fall into that stereotype)#I'm sure I'm forgetting reveals#i KNOW Lupinerustle killed another guy but i have 0 motivation or story or ANYTHING for that gkdjd#may have to draw some of these guys at some point if anyone's interested
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finding out that kaito and shinichi have been revealed to be cousins is like finding out there was a huge earthquake in the country you used to live in
#which also just happened. these experiences are roughly equivalent. snmcmdmcmdllc#detective conan#laughs awkwardly#LIKE. idk how to put into words. detective conan's fandom is.... something#these are people who have been invested in the (often romantic) trials and tribulations of a 17 year old who looks 7 years old#for upwards of 20 or 30 years. this is not a casual reveal#detective conan is not some labor of love and artistry that the author has a specific vision for. it's the longest cash grab that never end#it has had movies during golden week every year for longer than i have been alive and distributes it in several countries#and kaito/shinichi is very popular. i think if you know anything about manga/anime fandoms i don't even need to explain why#for the author to publicly canonically rip up one of the most popular ships of the series... it's hard to imagine that it wasn't deliberate#it's not just a matter of 'omg just ship what you like ignore canon'. they HAVE been doing that (conan has a canon female love interest)#this is very destiel-coded in the sense that it feels simultaneously like the author acknowledging that section of the fandom#while doing the worst possible thing about it. like NO ONE wanted that dnvkdmlvmdk#except for me. this is so funny. I've ALWAYS HAD SUSPICIONS OKAY#kaito and shinichi's canonized same-face syndrome might have started as a meta joke. but remember. this is one of those series#where people are frequently revealed to be a.) not dead all along and b.) secretly someone else all along and#c.) secretly related to someone plot-important all along. all these have happened MANY times#when you have a franchise that has run for this long you kind of have no choice but to up the stakes to the point of absurdity#so basically. it feels like walking in with pizza to the burning room meme except the author was the one to set the fire
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~✿ A Brave Flower of Fate ✿~
♪ Thank you for everything You are our most favorite treasure All together now! "We love you!" ♪
independent, private / mutuals-only, canon-divergent rp blog for diantha from granblue fantasy. sung by kitkatty promo and icons by @demonxserin
carrd | multimuse blog | meme sideblog
#;promo#;selfpromo#granblue fantasy rp#granblue rp#idol rp#( those are the only rp tags i'm gonna add b/c i wanna attract attention but not like.......ATTENTION yknow?#BUT I WANNA BE ON DIANTHA MORE and she's like........my fav girl to write. if i'm completely honest#like she and kotori competed so much back in the day; but in the end...........diantha writing-wise#but kotori minami is on my multimuse so *poses* follow there#i also have way too many muses ( lovingly said ) on my multi; so diantha is like.........the chill spot#only one girl and a side meme blog i rarely go on to worry about#this revamp-ish thing is also to let old rp partners know (that don't know yet) that i am!!! alive!!!#BUT ALSO ANYWAYS GO COMMISSION SERIN FOR GREAT CONTENT#you get: great art pieces and / or great edits for your blog / personal use#serin gets: money for her dreams and her dog#like c'mon it's a win-win#but so...........yeah!!#i need to go to work so this is all you get~#i probably also need to edit my carrd but like.......that can wait~ )
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The tags on that meme make me laugh so hard. Then there's this gem.
#LOOK#LISTEN#...YEAH OKAY THAT'S FAIR#thinking about that old man again#i wanna fuck him so bad it makes me look stupid indeed#i want to know him b i b l i c a l l y#i made a meme about it#large vintage nut
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anyone got references or poses or whatever for me to draw ctntduo as Please hand them over i want to draw them but the inspiration well has gone drier than thy mothers pussy
#im sorry for sounding like a 12 yr old boy the soup i had at dinner is getting to me#either memes or jokingly (or not…..) romantic stuff but like i cant draw people making out so just . keep that in mind#alex.rambles.txt#c!tntduo#mcyt
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I'm Harry Potter, I know the snek language (Python)
#meme#funny#programming#python#harry potter#i know this joke is probably very old#let me have this snek language is hard#I've been coding only in C C++ and assembly language for the past like seven years#which is more than a third of my life so far
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tag drop :)
#LIVING FOR THE MAYBES AND THE WHAT IFS. / IC.#THE CITY TALKS. / OOC.#TRY TO BE BETTER FOR THE WORLD. / HEADCANONS.#YOU DO NOT SEE YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR ANYMORE. / VISUALS.#TO LOVE AND TO LOSE AND STILL BE KIND. / MUSINGS.#A LINE OF ZEROES AND ONES. / MEMES.#EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS IN SOME KIND OF PAIN. / PROMO.#THE STREET BREATHES RIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU. / AESTHETICS.#I WILL TRY TO STAY ON MY SIDE OF THE COUCH. / SELF PROMO.#EXPLAIN THIS CITY TO ME. / STARTER CALL.#i wanted to mimic code at first but that requires me to drag up my like 8 year old knowledge on c sharp so
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Of course all the local activists groups are exclusively on Facebook, of course they don't have a stand alone website, of course
#i have a facebook i just hate using it because everything about it makes me angry#and i get why its easier for a small local group would only have a facebook page#websites are a cost which you may not want to or be able to cover monthly (especially if youre a volunteer org)#and facebook already connects people as they move to areas and people usually already have an accouny#so theres a built-in userbase and recruiting is easier#but man does it suck#i dont want to log on and see whatever dumb fuck meme an old college professor is posting or an old job aquaitance's dumb fuck takes#and most of those people i agree with politically!#i made a point not to friend my crazy racist relatives on there#i made a point not to friend basically any of my relatives b/c i dont like yall that way#ugh maybe the library will have some information#or maybe therell be signs posted in the front of some of the local stores
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so my office is closing the last week of the year again but this time it requires us to save (3) days of PTO to make that happen which kinda stinks!!! cause that's a literal 25% of my PTO and they told us rly late but w.e. anyways!! all this to say i have one day of PTO left for the year and the desperate desire to use it soon is looming over me
#c shut up#im so burnt out!!!!#like the moment work gets slow i find it so hard to finally catch up on the other things i have had to neglect#things that arent urgent at all you know#and im just struggling but my anxiety drives me insane#and my brain just goes to oh ur not working hard enough when its slow you'll get fired#and that cycle is burning me out mentally#like i do marketing as part of my job too and i cant even think of new fun ways to increase engagement on our posts#mainly bc our audience is old men and like!! if i could post memes!!! that would be great!!! but alas!!!!!
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I've noticed that some people are unaware of Fat Bear Junior, the mini Fat Bear Week bracket for cubs, so here's a roundup of the three previous winners!
in 2021, the inaugural Fat Bear Junior competition, one of 132's spring cubs was declared the winner, and its easy to see why -- 132 takes great care of her cubs!
photo credit: NPS/C. Spencer, taken September 13 2021. link to flickr page for this photo
in 2022, 909's yearling (1.5 year old) won! this was the year that sisters 909 & 910 combined their families to form The Beady Bunch, and it sure seems like having two moms really advantaged her!
photo credit: L. Law, taken September 18 2022. link to flickr page for this photo
and finally, in 2023, my beloved baby boy, 806's Spring Cub, won! i love him so much that i made propaganda memes for him last year, lmao.
photo credit: NPS, taken september 23 2023. link to flickr page for this photo
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EVENT OVER! THANKS EVERYONE WHO JOINED IN U ALL DID AN AMAZING JOB <3 SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR IN MARCH FOR #mARTch OR NEXT OCTOBER (2024) FOR A NEW SET OF PROMPTS!!!!!
OC-TOBER 2023 PROMPTS!!
general tag: #oc-tober / my prompts: #bweirdOCtober
F.A.Q:
Do I have to draw EVERY DAY?
NO! I highly encourage skipping as many days as you need to avoid burnout! There are 10 main days in the event (marked with a ⭐ star) that you can focus on if you don't feel up to doing every day, or you can choose your own adventure and just do the prompts you personally like!
Do I have to DRAW?
NO! You can also write fanfiction snippets, repost older art that fits the theme, tweet headcanons/backstory, roleplay in-character as your oc ... genuinely anything that fits the theme is OK!!
Can I start early?
YES! I understand some people work at a slower pace and might need a head start! So long as you wait until October to post it, you can start working as early as you need!
I missed the start of the event .. do I have to catch up?
NO! Please don't stress about days you missed, you're allowed to just skip to the current prompt!
RULES:
1. MAKE FRIENDS! The community is the best part of this event .. please try to follow new people, ask questions about ocs you like, compliment people's styles, ask friends to create with you, etc!
2. TAKE IT EASY! Skip a day if you're tired, busy or just not interested in the prompt. You don't have to catch up on it later. This is supposed to be fun, not work!
3. BE KIND! Please think about the people around you - don't give people unwarranted harsh criticism, content warn for themes/imagery in your work that could trigger someone, don't create anything hateful, etc
MORE:
text version / tips and ideas on bweird.art or below ↓
star = main prompts | no star = optional
INTRO WEEK
1: FAVE OC ⭐
-Which of your characters is your favourite right now?
2: NEW OC
-Who is your newest OC?
-Design a new OC right now
3: OLD OC ⭐
-Do you remember the first OC you ever made?
-Is there an OC you haven't drawn in a long time?
4: RE-DESIGN
-An OC who has changed a lot over the years
-Take an old OC and update their design right now
BACKSTORY WEEK
5: RELATIONSHIPS ⭐
-Who is important to your OC?
-Do they have a partner?
-Do they have a best friend?
-Are they close to their family?
6: SYMBOL
-What imagery do you associate with your oc?
-Are there any colours, flowers, animals or concepts that symbolize them?
7: PERSONALITY ⭐
-How does your OC behave?
-What are their positive traits?
-What are their negative traits?
-Are they extroverted or introverted?
8: PAST
-What was your OC like as a child?
-Where did they grow up?
-Are there any significant moments from their past that shaped who they are?
9: FUTURE ⭐
-Does your OC have a goal they're working towards?
-What will your OC look like when they get older
-Do you have a planned ending for their story?
PALETTE WEEK
10: pumpkin patch palette
#251604 #1E3807 #5B5E1A #A2A657 #EBA00F #F3ECCC
11: hot cocoa palette
#520B13 #BB382E #E27E6D #88392C #AF5D40 #E1AFA4
12: midnight zone palette
#000007 #000049 #183885 #004D4F #0E8788 #FFF1C0
13: peachy palette
#DE6450 #DB9171 #FFC1AE #FEE1AD #FFF2E0 #D9D8D8
14: haunted house palette
#552506 #6E25AA #ED690B #F925A0 #8F8BA7 #A6C1AA
FUN + GAMES WEEK
15: MEME ⭐
-Post memes that remind you of your OC
-Draw your OC as a meme
-Fill out a character meme (classic deviantart style)
16: FOOD
-What is your OC's favourite food?
-What is their least favourite?
-Can they cook?
17: EYES-CLOSED ⭐
-Draw your OC with your eyes closed! No cheating!
-Write a scene without looking at the keyboard! Keep the typos in!
18: SWAP
-Swap the style or aesthetic of two of your OCs
-Species or gender swap AU
-Invert an OC's colour scheme
19: INSPIRATION ⭐
-Is your OC inspired by any pre-existing characters?
-Are there any particular songs/lyrics that inspired something about one of your OCs
-Do you have a dedicated pinterest moodboard for your character?
20: INVENTORY
-What does your OC carry around with them on a daily basis?
-Are there any objects that have sentimental value for them?
-Loot drop for your DnD OC
FRIENDS WEEK
21-25:
There's no specific daily prompts for this week, but here are some ideas you can try ...
-Art trades with friends who are doing the event with you
-Your OC interacting with a friend's OC
-Gift art for someone whose OCs you like
-Work together and collaborate on something with a friend
-Roleplay an OC scene together with someone
HALLOWEEN WEEK
26: FEAR ⭐
-What is your OC scared of?
-Draw one of your OCs trying to scare the others
27: MONSTER
-Do you have any monster OCs? (eg: vampires, werewolves, creatures, ghosts...)
-Draw a human OC as a monster
-Design a new monster
28: TRICK
-Play a trick on an OC
-Do you have an OC who would play tricks on people?
29: TREAT
-What is your OC's favourite halloween candy?
-Give an OC a special treat to make up for yesterday's trick
30: MAGIC
-Do any of your characters have magical powers?
-Give an OC a magical or cursed artifact
-Create a magic-using OC like a witch or wizard
27: COSTUME ⭐
-What is your OC dressing as for halloween?
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love that people here in the dsmp fandom have dreams that range from the streamers doing silly stuff to people like me who dream up heart wrenching aus. it's just so fun and lovely to me
#glorious#dreams#weird dreams#I’ve had so many 😭#there was one with c!Wilbur (specifically Utahbur) but he was animated and pink#just. fully pink. all of him. pink.#another dream where cc!Wilbur passed out during a Lovejoy gig and had to go to the hospital and everyone just made memes about the whole th#whole thing. and when he woke up he checked Twitter first thing and came across a meme involving the Spanish Inquisition and it affected him#so much that he just made a post on Twitter minutes after waking up being like ‘this is not what I want to be famous for’ and it was#actually really serious#another dream where Lovejoy was playing a gig in some church gymnasium??#the gig went really badly and everyone was seated in these metal folding chairs and there were discarded puzzles nearby#another dream where cc!crimeboys were having group therapy in my nana’s living room because of a terrible summer camp they went to that#seperated everyone into groups of ‘orphans’ and ‘not orphans’ and apparently it was really traumatic for Wilbur and Tommy#another dream where Wilbur was my cousin which was weird. he was wearing this big overzised shirt and he did not talk to me#ANOTHER dream where cc!wilbur was watching an old DSMP stream with Ghostbur and Ghostbur just freaking screamed out the word ‘SCREAM’ at the#top of his lungs and then cc!Wilbur went ‘did I give him my pupils??’#rambling in tags#oh there was another dream where cc!Tommy became a Christian and he made a YouTube video comparing Jesus to Link from BOTW#and a different dream where it was just Inconsolable Differences in the style of a Tom Simons vlog#the dialogue was the exact same but they were in some abandoned amusement park and it was clearly a Tom Simons vlog because there were color#colorful subtitles#tw language
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lovie flash forward where she captains the lionesses to win the euros again (with any kids from the other stories that are lionesses kids) and she’s a midfielder because when she was little she didn’t want to choose between alessia and leah so she chose between their two positions she also is number 6 (for leah) and has russo on her shirt (for alessia) so it’s a mix of both of them. she’s also quite tall but the nickname tiny stuck around😭
there’s even a déjà vu moment for when they play germany and lovie is looking over a players shoulder at a note and people make it a meme along side alessia’s from years ago😭
anyway! she captains them to a clean sheet win and scores a hatrick and has a world famous celebration that’s all over the internet with kids copying her and when she’s getting interviewed after it she basically says what leah said “I can’t stop crying” and “i’m trying really hard not to swear”
and when it’s all done she’s back to celebrating and drags alessia to roll around in the confetti with her like when alessia won her first euros and she makes ella and mary knee slide with her like then too (bc ofc they came to watch) also dedicates her medal to her mum and leah during her interview🤌🏽
maybe even gets a ballon d’or nomination afterwards😎
GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE | alessia russo x leah williamson x russo!reader
to the person who requested this, i'm so sorry it took so long. i loved this request when i first seen it and wrote a whole fic in two days for it but then when i was editing it i re-read it and hated it hence why it's took so long, but i hope i've done it justice as i ended up loving making this and editing photos for this was such a fun thing to write once i got the plot right🙃
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you stood in the tunnel, your heart pounding as the roar of the crowd echoed throughout the stadium walls. taking a glance down at the armband which was wrapped tightly around your left arm. captain, you, at 23 leading england onto the pitch in the euros final. it was something four year old you dreamed about.
the weight to deliver tonight was almost overwhelming. but your focus went to your family who was in the stands.
your mum, leah all decked out in england merch, shirts, flags face paint everything they could get their hands on as they were surrounded by your uncles gio and luca as well as your grandparents who had been there throughout the entire tournament as well as your mum's former teammates.
you could imagine your mum's excitement vividly - alessia painted in england colours, a scarf tied around her neck despite the warm weather and her england shirt with 'russo' #11 adorned on the back.
alessia had spent the last three weeks telling anyone who would listen about how proud she was leading to you being the subject of endless teasing from your uncles and your mum's friends even if was a little annoying you knew it all came from a good place.
"you've got this lovie" alessia whispered to herself, adjusting her shirt a little, the iconic number 11 gleaming with pride. your number being that as it was the famous number 2,3 for your mum and 6 for leah combined.
as you walked onto the pitch with your team, the thunderous cheer filled your body with energy. the match beginning and you were in your element. england were dominating possession, moving the ball with so much flare.
so in the 24th minute a perfect through ball found you in space as you cut inside, steering clear of the german defender as you slotted the ball into the bottom corner - the stadium erupted. your team mates surrounding you with head taps and hugs.
by the time halftime had rolled around, you had already bagged a brace having been set up perfectly each time by your teammates. england were flying and looking likely to win it but you knew better than start and get comfortable knowing the momentum could easily change.
in the 70th minute of the second half, the germans made a substitution. your sharp eyes caught a glimps of a substitute carrying a folded piece of paper.
wandering over as you strained to see it over the players shoulder, but it was all in german and dotted with cryptic numbers. you mum walking with a big grin as it was a straight parallel of the same thing she had done int he 2022 euro final.
"focus lovie" she muttered to herself as she felt leah's hand rest on her knee to stop it from bouncing up and down. the game getting its self back underway.
the game wearing on, the german tightening their defence but you weren't finished. in the 78th minute you found yourself once again on the edge of the box.
a clever one two with your centre forward, left you one one one with the keeper. seeing an open goal you chipped the ball delicately over the outstretched hand of the keeper.
GOAL!
you knew once it had left your foot it was going in, your celebration was instinctive. rushing over to the corner in a sleek knee slide as you cupped your hand to your ear — staring into the stand as you soaked in the noise.
you way of silencing the doubters, for those who had said you'd never be half the player your mum was. you feeling nothing but satisfaction when you proved them all wrong time after time.
the referee's whistle cut through the air finally after six minutes of added time — sharp and definitive. and for a second you froze. then it hit you, you had done it. your three goals had done it. england were european champions, once again.
you knees buckled and you collapsed onto the grass, your hands covering your face as the tears started to fall. the noise around you was deafening, a cacophony of cheers and screams echoing throughout the stadium.
you tilting her head back, staring at the sky as you tried to catch your breath — your chest heaving up and down.
feeling hands grab at your shoulders and turning to see your teammates rushing towards you, all screaming with joy. a blur of england jerseys surrounding you as you were pulled into a massive group hug, lifting you off the ground as if you were the trophy.
you laughing through your tears of joy, unable to stop the huge grin on your face as they chanted your name, loud and proud.
"russo scoring goals galore! captain fantastic!" your teammates shouted, ruffling your hair as you took in every single ounce of the moment.
back in the stands with your mum, alessia was in her feet. tears falling from her eyes as she clutched onto leah's arm. "that's my baby, that's my lovie!" she shouted her voice cracking.
alessia's scarf all askew, her face paint all smudged from the tears streaming down her cheeks in joy, but she didn't care. she could be prouder of you and she wanted all to know.
leah was beaming beside your mum, clapping furiously as her voice was hoarse from cheering. leaning in close to alessia as she rubbed a hand up and down the blondes back.
"you right here that, you know. she's you out there — maybe slightly better" leah nudged alessia as she playfully rolled her eyes at the teasing comment.
"don't say that!" alessia half laughed, while half crying through the pride radiated from her, "but also — maybe"
your grandparents, carol and mario were on their feet waving flags and cheering loudly. mario clapping a hand over his heart as his face etched with emotion, “she’s incredible” he said to no one in particular more just thinking aloud.
“runs in the family” gio chimed in as he grinned nudging luca slightly.
luca had been on his phone recording the celebration, well trying to. “this is going on every family group chat. i’m never letting her forget this!”
as your mum’s former teammates — ella, mary, lucy and lotte were just as loud as your family. they may not be your family by blood but they were definitely your chosen family. they’d watched you grow up with their owns eyes being there for you when you needed.
mary was hollering, “that’s the russo legacy right there!” as lucy waved her england scarf above her head like a helicopter.
as you back in the pitch, you’d managed to peel yourself away from the group hug as your eyes scanned the stands, looking for your family.
finding them quickly, your mums attire dressed in full england merch from head to toe was a dead giveaway, and when your eyes met your mum’s you lifted your arms and pointed towards her.
“for you mum!” you mouthed, tears were still streaming down her face in pure pride. alessia bringing a hand to her mouth as she nodded the tears continuing to spill over again.
you turned back to the field, it being moments away from the trophy celebration, as you wiped your eyes as the reality of the moment was really starting to settle in.
you’d dreamed of this as a little girl, you’d watched your mum win it in 2022 amongst some of the most decorated players in the words which your adored.
now it was your turn. your fists clenching as you breathed in the moment. the weight of history pressing in your shoulders — but not as a burden but as a crown.
the crowd hadn’t stopped for a single moment since the final whistle, chanting and cheering as the team relished in the celebrations for their hard word over the past few weeks.
as you lined up watching the german players receiving their medals first, as you congratulated each one. you’d dreamed watched as your teammates, their joy mirrored your own. a sense of profound sense of gratitude — not just for the win, but also for the journey.
the germans had received their silver medals, it was now your turn as the announcer roared their names through the speakers.
you stood at the end of the line watching all your teammates received their well deserved gold medal, the captains armband still snug around your arm, still trying to process what had just happened.
your cheeks were damp with tears, your hands trembling with adrenaline and emotion.
the first few medals had been handed out, you watching in with pride as you could hear their laughter, their shouts of disbelief. every step closer to the podium felt surreal — as if she was walking through a dream.
it was now your turn, the official draped the gold medal around your neck, the cool weight of it grounding you. you touched it lightly then turned to the cheering fans lifting it high. the roar from the crowd was deafening.
you’d shook hands with all the officials lined up, your heart pounding as you were left to lift the trophy. your heart was pounding. the trophy was gleaming under the stadium lights and you couldn’t tear your eyes away from it.
"and now, your captain, y/n russo, will lift the trophy!"
the crowd erupted as you moved towards your teammates moving into the middle of the group as you gripped the handles of the trophy tightly. pausing for a moment as the weight of the moment hit her.
then with a deep breath, you hoisted it high above your head. confetti cannons exploded, showering the team in gold as the stadium roared with joy.
you closed your eyes, tilting your head back to feel the confetti rain down on you. you could hear your teammates screaming behind you, their hands slapping her shoulders in celebration.
in the stands, your mum was a mess of tears and pride. she clutched leah’s hand tightly, “that’s our girl, le” your mum yelled bouncing on her toes as you lifted the trophy.
gio was shouting your chant, “midfield magic, hear the crowd roar! russo’s scoring goals galore!” as luca waved a giant england flag above his head.
back to you on the pitch, the trophy remained being passed about high above peoples head as you laughed on, before an interviewer found you amidst of the celebrations.
“how does it feel y/n?”
“i-i can’t stop cryin’ and i’m trying really hard not to swear” you admitted, a small laugh falling from your lips as your voice shook.
"what does this all mean to you and the team?"
you took a deep breath. "i speak on behalf of all my teammates when I say this is for everyone who doubted us, who told us we shouldn't play because we're women. well, look at us now. european champions. who's got the title—us or them?"
you paused, your eyes glancing over to the stands where your family was, “and for me, well this isn't just about football. i've been able to do this because of my two biggest fans—my mum and le. this is for you both. i love you so much. and gio," you added with a teary laugh, "you were right—this is way better than chocolate!”
you laughed, knowing when gio and the rest of your family saw the interview would get the reference from when your mum first won the euros. you thanked the interviewer as you made your way to the sidelines where you would finally be able to enjoy the moment with those who mattered most to you.
when you made it to them, you effortlessly jumped over the barrier, being engulfed by your family. your mum throwing her arms around you, sobbing for the thousandth time today.
“mum! we did it” you whispered, your voice breaking.
your mum hugging you tightly as a hand run down your back before she pulled away, “no, you did it lovie.”
leah joined the hug, wrapping both your mum and you in her arms, “we are so proud of you, angel” she smiled softly her own eyes filled with pride.
as you turned to your grandparents who had been watching the sweet moment between your mums as they beamed with pride.
your nonno, mario pulled you into a tight hug, “you’ve made this family so proud kiddo” he smiled his voice thick with emotion.
“thanks nonno” you said, your voice trembling as you held back the tears.
your uncles, gio and luca, of course broke the emotional moment with their teasing. “did you have to score three? what a show off!” gio grinned, a wide smirk on his face.
you laughed, rolling your eyes playfully, “remind me how many you’ve scored in a euros final?” you quipped back. gio just laughing as he pulled you into a headlock as you laughed.
you’d posted for photo after photo, finally making your way to your mum’s teammate that had made the journey, mary was first to give you a massive hug ruffling your hair. “hat trick in a final! you’ve got your mums genes that for sure!”
“probably better actually” ella added with a wink as you scoffed with a laugh.
“ok, ok let’s not start that argument, again” you smiled as you catch up with the girls your cheeks already flushed from the sheer amount of attention being placed on you.
the celebrations felt endless and carried on all night long, you not being sat in a function room. having danced the night away with not only your teammates but also your family.
but you still had one thing left to do, the medal which hadn’t left your neck. moving your way over to your mum who was sat leaned up against leah.
you without saying a word took the medal from around your neck, placing around your mums as a confused look flashed across your mums features.
“lovie? what- what are you doing? this is yours” your mum asked as she moved to take it from around her neck.
your quickly shaking your head, “no it’s for you, without you, and leah i wouldn’t be half the person i am today”
and there came the tears again as alessia beckoned you to sit down next to her as the tears spilled again.
“oh not again, angel i had just managed to get her to stop cryin’!”
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months later
you were sprawled out on the couch having a rare weekend off you’d came home for to spend some time with your mums.
you quiet morning however was ruined when alessia walked in, holding her phone. her face was lit with excitement.
“lovie, you’ll never guess what!” your mum paused as you nodded your head for her to continue, expecting for her to tell you about some gossip she’s found from the neighbours while putting the bins out, “you’ve been nominated for a ballon d’or!”
you nearly choked on your water as you shot up, your eyes going wide, “what? are you having my life?”
your mum shook her head, “you’ve heard me!” she beamed, “i always knew you’d do something special but this-“
leah then appeared in the doorway clearly having already heard the news as she shook her head with a bright smile, “told you less, she’s better than we ever could have imagined”
you groaned from the compliment, though you were grinning, “mum, le- stop your embarrassing me”
but as you hugged them both, you knew you wouldn’t trade their pride or their love for anything in the world.
from ‘tiny’ to towering greatness — quite literally — y/n russo had lived up to the legacy and had created a one for her own in the process.
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